I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter22

Gojo Satoru, the most powerful conjurer in the world, with no lower limit of spells, can almost block all incoming attacks...but he can't prevent his (ex) girlfriend's face from sneezing.

Karuizawa in March is still cold in spring, and the mountains and forests at night are even more chilly.After eating a few bowls of hot red bean porridge just now, I didn't feel anything, but as soon as I fell asleep, the temperature of my body dropped quickly. The dazed Edogawa Ranbu instinctively shrank a little bit, and felt it in his nose. Under the itching of the cherry blossom petals floating in the air, he even sneezed out with a snotty nose.

The face of the man who was approaching her was blurred.

Gojo Satoru was stunned,

Gojo Satoru's brain crashed,

Gojo Satoru feels that his soul has been sublimated...

what--! ! !

However, before he could visualize the scream in his heart, the "smart" detective quickly took out his blindfold from his jacket pocket, wiped his face with the blindfold, and finally put the blindfold on Put it back in his pocket.

The famous detective lady even looked at him proudly, and said silently with her expression, "Hmph, the famous detective is omnipotent, and you can tell at a glance that you have a blindfold in your pocket~"

And Gojo Satoru, who enjoyed the treatment of "wiping his face", was completely petrified.

Although he claims that he is not a clean freak, but, but... This, normal people can't bear it!

Desperately restraining himself from wanting to stab the little black cat lying on his back at the moment.

He already understood why even though Uncle Fukuzawa looked at him like a skunk looking at him from the beginning to the end, it didn't stop him from dating Edogawa Ranpo... Hehe, Uncle Fukuzawa Probably found resonance in him, the feeling of wanting to kill the black cat but being able to endure it.

... Edogawa Ranpo, in the years that belonged to us in the past, you were able to survive without incident, and you were not sacked, poured with cement, or sunk in the sea. At least half of it is due to me!

The other half belongs to Uncle Fukuzawa!

Forget it, forget it, this trivial matter is nothing, just burn this clothes and the blindfold in the pocket later... After all, this is nothing compared to other things that challenge Ninja, really!

"Gojo Satoru, are you crying?"

"……No."

"Don't be too impressed."

"...I told you I didn't!"

Gojo Satoru almost gritted his teeth to grind the words out bit by bit, and at the same time exerted strength with his hands, as if he wanted to throw the person on his back up.

Sensing his intention, Edogawa Ranpo hastily hugged his neck tightly subconsciously, and then heard the laughter of him being proud of being tricked by her...

Cat lock throat!

"Hiss...lightly! Lightly!"

Gojo Gojo, who was strangled, made a sound again and again, signaling the little black cat on his back to "be merciful".

Although this amount of strength is not painful to him at all, it can even be ignored, but the neck is one of the most vulnerable parts of the human body after all, how could the strongest conjurer let others attack his deadly parts? Opportunity.

But, well, there are always exceptions.

In the mountains, on the cherry blossom road under the moonlight, the two finally walked forward quietly and peacefully for a while. Gojo Satoru couldn't help chuckling as they walked.

"Huh?" Originally lying comfortably on the back of the other party, Edogawa Ranbu opened one cat's eye and turned his head slightly to look at the man who suddenly laughed.

Gojo Satoru didn't hide his mood at the moment:

"I'm thinking, in fact, it's not like we can't get along well like this."

Fighting each other for a whole day, such straightforwardness made Edogawa Ranpo feel at a loss for a while, and buried his face in his back.

After a long while, some urgency said:

"...Uncle Ye Moth and Qi Haihai, are you alright?"

"Well, although it was close to death, but fortunately everything is safe now, Principal Ye Moth is thinking of retiring every day, and wants to leave the job of the principal to me, ha, I don't want it~ Principal Ye Moth's body So tough, it won’t be a problem at all to work for another ten or eight years~”

Knowing that Ranpo Edogawa asked this question because of the Shibuya Incident last year, Gojo Satoru also tried to cover that page in a relaxed tone. He knew that the Armed Detective Agency, which had been overwhelmingly wanted at that time, was also struggling. Equally dangerous.

After hearing Edogawa Ranpo address Nanami Jianren after a long absence, Gojo Satoru couldn't help laughing again.

"Did you know that one of my students is like you, and he called Nanaming directly when he first met Qihai. At that time, Nanaming still maintained a calm and calm look on the surface." , but actually I saw his brows twitch several times, definitely because he thought of you hahaha."

"Hmph, that student must be Yujin Yuzu."

"Well, that's right~ As expected of a master detective, your reasoning is really accurate. Speaking of which, the scale of your detective agency has grown a lot compared to before, and there are many newcomers... Uncle Fukuzawa, how are you? I haven't seen him come together for the first time."

"The president is on a business trip, and...after the arrest warrant for the detective agency was revoked, the government also rectified the name of the president, and even awarded the president a first-class medal, although it is just a pile of scrap metal, Whether it is the president or our detective agency, there is no need to use that kind of thing to prove value."

Maybe it's because the moonlight is too beautiful, maybe the cherry blossoms at night are too romantic, the atmosphere between the two of them has softened a lot, and they are no longer so tit for tat and tense.

They even let go of their own awkwardness and said a few words in their hearts.

"...were you afraid when you were sealed in the prison gate?"

Edogawa Ranbu spoke slowly, because he buried his face deeper, and his voice sounded vague.

But Gojo Satoru still heard every word, the corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising, and what he said was as arrogant as ever:

"How could I be afraid? Those guys think they can lock me up with just a prison gate. They are really arrogant and stupid. What's more, I have many reliable companions around me, and I trust them."

"But... when you are in the prison gate, you are the only one after all..." As he spoke, Edogawa Ranbu's voice became lower and softer, with a rare bit of embarrassment, but he continued Going on, "Alone, in that seal that I don't know when I can break through..."

When she first heard the news, although she also believed that Gojo Satoru would not be defeated just because of this, it was because she knew how powerful he was and how strong his will was.

However, in my heart, I couldn't be rational and unshakable.

I was alone and bound, with nothing and no one around me, and I couldn't even notice the passage of time, as if I was abandoned by the world.

The strongest conjurer, after all, is just an ordinary person with flesh and blood.

"Ranpo, didn't you go to rescue the detective agency by yourself, the detective who was forced to disperse with his companions, was wanted all over the world, and was protected by armed forces lost his arms... The great detective even learned how to ride a train by himself ah."

Gojo Satoru never doubted the mind of the No. 1 detective in the world, no matter how difficult the situation was, he could always think of a way to break it.

It's one thing to think about it, but it's another thing to be able to do it, especially for this kitten whose strength is close to zero and is spoiled by the people around... So I can only struggle and meow in the sack!

In the end, when all members of the detective agency were scattered and arrested, they turned the tables with this petite cat.

At that time, when the little cat walked alone in this cage-like world that was ready to catch her at any time, was she really not afraid?

Not a little bit, do you want to cry?

"Huh? But I wasn't alone at the time, Youpo was with me."

Gojo Satoru, who was still feeling distressed at first, froze in place when he heard this... He seemed to have heard something extraordinary?

"...Poe? What's that?"

"Poe is Poe!" Edogawa Ranbu said in a quite natural tone, even sounding a little brisk, "I went to Poe after I escaped the first wave of arrests, and rescued everyone in the detective agency. It was also thanks to Poe’s supernatural power that he helped me get the sniping and prepare the vehicle, if I had to rely on myself, I would definitely not be able to go so smoothly.”

Wutiaowu: "..."

He remembered!Edgar Allan Poe!That American Maine Coon cat!

Every time the Armed Detective Agency's official Twitter account posts a message about Ranpo Edogawa, the American Maine Coon will ignore the time difference between the United States and Japan and grab the first likes and comments, and the comments... It's just a matter of directly managing President Fukuzawa's application for the establishment of the Armed Detective Agency!The thought of wanting to change jobs is not hidden at all!

Definitely the wild cat among the wild cats he must be on guard against!

And thinking of the American Maine Coon cat who was by her side and helped her wholeheartedly during the most difficult time in Edogawa Ranpo... Gojo Satoru instantly turned black.

"... come down."

Gojo Satoru wanted to shake off the little black cat on his back.

"do not want!"

Edogawa Ranpo will quit, he has already been a free rickshaw driver all the way, so he will stick to it!

Immediately, his hands and feet were directly wrapped around the 1.9-meter-long stump, and his posture was like a koala hugging a tree.

Leave the famous detective here, and you can teleport back by yourself, don't even think about it!

"Did that American Maine Coon cat carry you like that!"

"Poe can use his superpower to put me into his book first, and I will come out after arriving at the destination. Just during this time, I can also travel in the stories in the book. Those mystery novels that Poe wrote for me It’s not that difficult, but it’s still very interesting.”

"...Come down! Edogawa Ranpo, come down for me!"

"Don't! Don't! Don't! Wujo Wu, hurry up, Mr. Ranpo is sleepy, go back to rest and sleep!"

"Get down!"

"do not want!"

……