The first female cannon fodder in the ancient dragon world: the ecstasy palace master

A resonant voice said in a melodious tone: "The world is born of my generation. As soon as I entered the rivers and lakes, I was reminded of the years, and Huangtu Baye was chatting and laughing. I can't live without a drunken life. Everyone, let's talk about it today. Ranger Shen Langhe The story that Lianhuazi has to tell!"

Master and I looked at each other and walked in.The first floor of the inn is exclusively for guests to eat and drink. It is noon, and the store is full of people. A storyteller sits in the innermost part. He is dressed in gray and white cloth, and his hair is also gray and white. He looks more than 50 years old. The face is full of red, and the eyes are even more piercing. There is a little girl in red next to her. Her eyes are big, round, and extremely flexible. Two big black and bright braids hang down in front of her. She looks like she is only three or four years old. , sitting obediently on a small bench beside him, holding a copper plate with a few copper coins in it.

Master and I sat down in the corner, and the shop waiter immediately came over to greet us warmly, with a gentle and handsome face, opened his mouth to introduce the signature dishes, and even spit out lotus flowers, with a pair of peach blossom eyes flickering like hooks.I didn't expect that in this remote town, even the waiter of the shop could look so brilliant. I have to say that Gu Long is really a face controler.

After a while, all the food and wine were served, I picked up the wine glass and took a sip, almost vomiting it out. "Is this wine?!" I said angrily.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Lian, who pays great attention to the quality of life on weekdays, pinched the wine glass with two slender fingers, took a sip, as if it was precious nectar, and then said indifferently without changing his face: "In the Jianghu The wine tastes like this, it’s just how much water is mixed with it.”

I stretched out my chopsticks and put a piece of sauced beef into my mouth. The beef was old and dry, and it was so salty that it didn’t cost money.

"Master, the food and drinks here are so unpalatable, how can the business be so good?" I chewed the beef in my mouth so hard that my cheeks were a little sour, and asked in confusion.

Master squinted at me and said, "Do you think these people are here to eat and drink?"

I was taken aback for a moment: "I didn't come here to eat and drink, could it be that I came here to listen to books?"

Master gave me a blank look, turned his head to look at the stage, and did not speak.

I followed and looked over, only to see that the old storyteller was spitting and saying that when Shen Lang fell into the hands of Wang Lianhua's mother and son and was forced to marry Mrs. Wang, he laughed and said, "I just want Wang Lianhua to do it." My son, I will agree." As soon as the old man finished speaking, the audience roared with laughter and applause.

I carefully looked up at Master, only to see that he was still in a careless manner, with a slight smile on his lips, shaking the fan in his hand unhurriedly.

"Master, you and Shen Lang really love and kill each other!" I joked.When I was reading the book "Wulin Outer History", I always felt that Zhu Qiqi was too willful and stupid, Bai Feifei was too green tea whore white lotus, Shen Lang and Wang Lianhua were my favorite CP couple.

Master slanted over with a slash, I shrank my neck, and heard him ask leisurely: "Do you know why I named you Zhu Mei as a teacher?"

I glanced at him out of the corner of my eye, but didn't speak.Could it be that my name has something to do with Shen Lang?

"Qiqi's surname is Zhu, and Shen Lang's name is Lang." The master smiled slyly and proudly, showing his white teeth, more like a white fox: "Your surname is Zhu and your name is Mei, don't you think it's very interesting?"

Damn, I cursed secretly in my heart.When this old fox was young, he had ambiguous ties with Zhu Qiqi and Shen Lang. Later, when the two got married, he actually named me this name in a wicked way. Is this the rhythm of wanting both men and women?

"Master," I gritted my teeth and said with a smile, "then Zhu Qiqi or Shen Lang, who do you prefer?"

My elegant and refined master like a banished fairy touched his chin with a half-smile, and said nonsense: "If it's a man, then I must be the one above."

I rolled my eyes: yes, yes, every time you set a trap with all your heart, you were beaten by Shen Lang in the end, so you must find your way back.

I managed to fill my stomach half full, and the storyteller over there also talked about "predict what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down." The crowd in the store dispersed for a while eight.When everyone was almost gone, the master asked the shopkeeper to open two rooms, and the peach-eyed waiter came over and ushered us up to the second floor.

The two rooms we live in are opposite each other, one is facing the street, and the other is facing the inner courtyard of the inn. Naturally, I respect Master and take the initiative to live in the room facing the street. Although the street is a bit noisy with people coming and going, I Ever since he came to this world, he has never left the Palace of Ecstasy, so he is naturally extremely curious about everything outside. As soon as he entered the door, he lay on the window and stared at it for half an hour.

The streets are bustling with men and women, and there are stalls on both sides of the road, selling all kinds of gadgets, such as candied haws, pancakes, rouge powder, cheap jewelry, calligraphy and paintings..., there is an old man with a white beard a little farther away Sitting behind a wooden table, I was reading astrology and divination for others... A little farther away was a large group of people in a circle, and a strong man with a bare upper body was performing "Silver Spear * Throat Throat" in the middle, which aroused great applause... In the distance The sunset is about to fall, and the whole world seems to be sprinkled with a layer of gold dust.

Seeing this ordinary market scene almost brought me to tears.After staying in the Palace of Ecstasy for a long time, I always felt like a dream, everything around me was so illusory, until today I really felt the real existence of this world.

The door behind me opened gently, and I didn't look back, but said lazily, "Master, you still haven't developed the habit of knocking before you come in."

A charming voice said with a smile: "You girl, how did you know it was me before you turned around?"

I rolled my eyes speechlessly, and sighed to myself that my master is sometimes as smart as a ghost, and sometimes innocent and cute: "Master, your fan is whistling, and I can hear the wind from here." .”

"Your hearing is getting better and better." The master snorted coldly and said, "I wonder how your hidden weapon skills are doing?"

As soon as I heard him talk about the practice, I immediately turned around with a smile on my face, and flattered me: "Master, sit down quickly! Do you want me to ask someone to make you a pot of tea?"

The master ignored me, and sat down in front of the window, looking out of the window while waving his fan, and said with a smile, "This picture of the city at sunset is really beautiful. You really know how to enjoy it!"

I laughed and said, "Master, if you like it, let's change it."

"No need. The teacher suddenly has to go out for a few days to do some errands, so you just stay here and wait for me to come back."

I was startled, is this going to leave me alone? "Master, how many days is a few days?" I asked.

Master glanced at me from the corner of his eye: "A few days are just a few days."

"Oh." I was so excited that I could finally play alone freely!

Master seemed to have seen through my thoughts, dismissed the usual laughing and cursing, and said seriously: "The rivers and lakes are dangerous, you should take care of yourself."

I quickly cleared up my mood, bowed my head and replied, "Yes."

Master didn't tell me anything, just sat for a while and left.I looked at his back in white clothes, and remembered what was said in Gu Long's great book, that Mr. Lianhua established his own huge underground organization at a young age, and he knew everything about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Proficient in disguise, using poison, and setting up formations, with a handsome face and a ruthless heart, she really can only be described in four words: "stunning talent and stunning beauty".If there is no Shen Lang, he will definitely become a generation of heroes.

Thinking of the legends of Master and Shen Lang's generation, I can't help but make my blood boil and my heart stir.The rivers and lakes described in Gu Long's great book are now unfolding in front of my eyes, like a giant sleeping in the dark, exuding a dangerous and seductive aura.

The sky was getting dark, and the voices outside the window gradually fell silent. A full moon rose from the sky and shone on the bluestone slabs in the street downstairs, reflecting the faint light. I closed the window and lay down on the bed.The wooden bed in this inn is only covered with a thin layer of cotton wool, and there is also a thin quilt, but it is still clean.

I lay on the bed with my eyes wide open, unable to fall asleep for a long time, so I had to look at a huge spider on the ceiling hard to weave a web through the faint moonlight coming in from the window.I don't know how long it took, the sound of clappers from the third watch came from outside the window, and the heavy footsteps of the watchman came from far to near, and from near to far, and slowly went away.

I was annoyed that I was thinking wildly, and I missed the best time for beauty sleep, so I relaxed my body, adjusted my breathing, and prepared to fall asleep.

Just when my consciousness was still a little clear, I suddenly heard a slight "click" on the bluestone slabs in the street downstairs, followed by a "meow".I turned over, cursing the stray cat in the middle of the night without sleeping well and still wandering around, but I vaguely heard a few rushing wind sounds in the dark, like the sound of the night wind blowing flags, and then immediately returned to silence.I sat up suddenly, gently opened the window, climbed up to the roof, and chased out in the direction where the wind disappeared just now.

Tonight, the huge moon hangs in the sky like a silver plate. I used light kung fu to run wildly on the roof, surrounded by deathly silence, and occasionally I could hear someone’s baby crying in the middle of the night.The houses in this town are basically two-story wooden buildings. Standing on the roof, you can see everything around. From a distance, you can see a slender black figure jumping between the roofs. The steps are very light and agile, and it is very fast.I didn't dare to get too close, but kept a distance so that he was always within my sight.

The closer you go to the center of the town, the more dense the buildings are, and the more luxurious and exquisite the tile beams on the roof are. Some even use precious glazed tiles, which are slippery on the soles of your feet.That figure was not affected at all during the continuous jumping, and its posture was chic and casual. Under a bright moon, it looked like an elf freely and willfully.

At the bottom of my heart, I was admiring in my heart that Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon really really aroused my interest, and I was about to chase after him to find out who it was, but he jumped down from a distance and disappeared.

I rubbed my eyes to make sure that there was no one else in the empty space ahead, so I quickly chased after him.I saw a deep house below, which stands out from the crowd in this small remote town and attracts attention.Carved beams and painted buildings, pavilions, pavilions and pavilions can still be seen in the dark night, and there are rockery lakes, small bridges and flowing water in the inner courtyard, a beautiful scenery of Mobei and Jiangnan, but the figure of the man in black is missing.

I fell into deep thought.