Red Mansion is so good I want to cry

I was hungry for three meals, and my face was thin and pointed.

Jia Xiaoniu is very confident in herself, but she can't stand the torment of others, so Jia Xiaoniu has been forced to eat and drink less since dinner last night.

When people are hungry, they feel angry.Hearing such a sincere promise from the source of water, Jia Xiaoniu felt that her whole heart was cold before the source of water cooled down.

What does it mean to be fatter?

That means she is fat now.

fat~

The age and weight of a woman, even in later generations, if someone dares to ask it outright, they will risk being trampled into briquettes by high heels.

The more Jia Xiaoniu thought about it, the angrier she became. If it wasn't for the wrong place and time, she would have wanted to kill the bastard who was holding her.

God seemed to think that Jia Xiaoniu's experience was not shocking enough, just when Shui Yuan was holding her and walking down the corridor, the wind of scissors in this February playfully blew Jia Xiaoniu's hijab up.

The hijab didn't blow away, it was like a door curtain floating in the wind, rising and falling with the phoenix crown as the fulcrum.So...

The groom bared his teeth, the bride gritted her teeth, and everyone looked at the bridal sedan not far away, and their hairs were about to stand on end under the still biting cold wind.

However, the two parties did not realize that the noisy courtyard just now became silent in an instant.

Well, even the princes and adults who have been through the incident have seen this scene, and they have been scared into a cold sweat by this couple.

What about the long-awaited wedding?

Do you think that the two of you love each other so much that you have tormented us for so long just to watch you kill each other?

Others twitched their mouths and looked at the sky at 45 degrees, while the court musician playing the suona broke the sound directly...

Fortunately, everyone recovered in time following the heavy pace of the water source, and the atmosphere returned to the lively atmosphere of a normal wedding.

Not knowing what others were thinking, when Shui Yuan carried Jia Xiaoniu to the second door, besides baring his teeth, he blushed and his neck was thick, and even his legs began to tremble.

The daughter-in-law doesn't look fat, but the daughter-in-law is really heavy.

It feels like Zhu Bajie is carrying his daughter-in-law now, and the weight gets heavier and heavier, and finally he carries a big stone monkey.Thinking of this, Shui Yuan quickly looked down at the person in his arms.

Fortunately, fortunately, she is still his wife.

He didn't become a stone monkey, nor did he become... Zhu Bajie.

Gritting his teeth and raising his breath, every step Shuiyuan took was full of hardships.

Wangcai is the confidant eunuch of the water source, aside from other things, smartness is standard.He could tell at a glance what kind of piss the master, who had been serving for more than ten years, was now.

In front of so many people, Wang Cai Zhengzheng knew how to keep his master's face, so he quickly ordered a few words to the palace servants who followed him, asking them to carry the sedan chair parked not far away to this side calmly.

It is best to carry it within ten steps of the master.

Because he was really afraid that if he took another step, his master, who had never been very reliable, would bring their future mistress to the street.

Birds of a feather flock together.Anyway, he also watched the two of them grow up.

The hero loves money, the heroine loves beauty...

In fact, they are all so cruel all the way.

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The bridal sedan chair that was so close at hand made the expressions of Shui Yuan and Jia Xiaoniu unanimously better.

Put the person into the sedan chair carefully, and when the source of water was relieved, Jia Xiaoniu also quickly stretched out her hand.

Covered by the source of water and the car wall, Jia Xiaoniu secretly twisted the ear of the source of water vigorously, let go after twisting, and then lowered her head shyly.

Water source: ...

!!!

What's the matter?

Why is the daughter-in-law twisting him?

"Your Highness, the auspicious time to pick up the sedan chair is about to pass." The accompanying official from the Ministry of Rituals glanced at the sky and saw today's groom looking straight at the sedan chair like a child, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and step forward. Remind the water source.

Shui Yuan put him in the sedan chair, and before he could get out, he froze because of Jia Xiaoniu's movements.

So he didn't know that his shape at this time was quite unique.

Bending over, sticking out buttocks, legs spread apart...

Mud, this still makes people alive.

I feel quite frightened, why is it swollen?

Because of his appearance, the royal clan members covered their faces, and some couldn't bear to look directly at him.And the band that followed him out to welcome the bride in the palace once again went out of tune.

Fortunately, this is a well-tested band, and the next moment it went out of tune, it continued to play again.

"..."

After the bride got on the sedan chair, everyone including Shui Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.

Afterwards, the officials from the Ministry of Rituals hurriedly let people pick up the sedan chair, and went through a lot of wedding procedures before they carried the sedan chair out of the Rongguo Mansion. Under the watchful eyes of Jia Jiaerlang, the welcoming team walked out of Rongning Street and headed towards the imperial palace.

As soon as Jia Xiaoniu, who had been hungry for a long time, got out of Rongning Street in the sedan chair, she transferred the five blessings and eight treasure bottles that Mrs. Quanfu gave her to the space, and took out dim sum and sauced beef from the space.

It's just that Jia Xiaoniu is really the first time a big girl gets on the sedan chair. She doesn't know that when the married sedan chair reaches every intersection, there will be a custom of bumping the sedan chair.

So the most classic scene happened.

Small snacks and large pieces of sauced beef were pulled out of Jia Xiaoniu's hands when the sedan chair was bumped, and then rolled out of the sedan chair.

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Jia Xiaoniu: ...

Could it be that God is jealous of her dressing up beautifully to marry someone?

Jia Xiaoniu, who has always been a prodigal, did not regret the rice cake made of polished rice and the large beef sauce made from the best beef sauce. She only sighed that today might be a fake auspicious day, and then took out the same food eat up.

For those who abandon me, the ground beef cannot be kept~

However, Jia Xiaoniu, who originally wanted to drink a bowl of hot porridge without dim sum sauce beef, finally let go of this idea because of this accident.

Thank goodness, what she brought out first were dim sum and sauced beef, which are less likely to stain clothes. If she took out a bowl of hot porridge first, and then lost it from her hand in the bumps...

The consequences are really unimaginable.

Jia Xiaoniu is not the first bride who steals food on the sedan chair, but it is estimated that Jia Xiaoniu will become the first bride who steals food on the sedan chair and is known by everyone.

The scene of the bride getting off the sedan chair with porridge is so beautiful.

It's so beautiful...it makes people dare not look at it.

Qingwen was standing on the side of the sedan chair, and that beautiful girl among the hot girls in the Rongguo Mansion was all beauties. At this time, the beautiful girl was walking on the side of the sedan chair, and the people in the capital were very friendly to the sedan chair. The attention here can be imagined.

Therefore, Jia Xiaoniu's snacks and a large piece of sauced beef rolled out of the sedan chair fell into the eyes of the people in the capital without any accident...

What's embarrassing is that the accompanying officials walking behind the sedan chair, as well as the brothers and nephews of Shuiyuan also saw it.

Of course, there are more embarrassing ones.

A wild dog came out of nowhere and pounced on it, just to snatch the fragrant beef.

After finally controlling the frightened horse, the seven finale brothers of Shuiyuan all stared at the sky speechlessly.

They thought that walking behind the sedan chair this time, they wouldn't have to be pointed at by the people of the capital with a stupid younger brother who was giggling all the way as they did when they came here.

Unexpectedly, when the stupid brother returned, he was still giggling and sitting on the horseback looking at the sedan chair from time to time.

They just tacitly felt that the finale decision this time was so terribly correct, but they didn't expect that the younger brother didn't hurt them, and the power of the younger brother and sister who had made them suffer for many years was still unabated...

This time, I am afraid that it will be discussed by the people of the capital for a long time.

Fortunately, no matter what they thought, Jia Xiaoniu didn't know about such an embarrassing thing.

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After eating snacks and eating meat, Jia Xiaoniu took out a water bag and drank a few sips of water before she burped happily.

It feels so blissful to eat.

The distance between Rongguo Mansion and the imperial palace was neither short nor close, and after Jia Xiaoniu had had enough to eat and drink, she heard Qingwen tell her that she was going to enter the palace.

Jia Xiaoniu often entered the palace, but she was not curious about what the palace gate looked like, nor did she lift the window curtain of the sedan chair to look out like a bumpkin.

Sitting in the bridal sedan chair, she first took out the mirror and carefully applied the rouge on her lips, then put away the mirror, put down the hijab, and took out the five blessings and eight treasures vase from the space and put it in her arms.This is honestly pretending to be cute.

It's a pity that the sauced beef that fell out of the sedan chair on the road betrayed her...

In this life, if there are no accidents, this is the only chance for Jia Xiaoniu to sit in such a long-distance sedan chair in the palace.

You must know that when she entered the palace before, she just got off the sedan chair at the palace gate.

The sedan chair fell down, and Jia Xiaoniu knew that she had reached the gate of Shuiyuan's bedroom.So she took a deep breath and thought about it. Others told her about the process of getting married, and then made herself ready.

Sure enough, the next moment, the car curtain was lifted, and a big white hand appeared in front of her.

This is from the source of water, and she has seen these hands for many years.

He stretched out his hand without hesitation and held that hand.Jia Xiaoniu didn't hesitate at this moment.

Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge...

Jia Xiaoniu held the small bottle with one hand, and then pulled herself out of the sedan chair by the water source.

There are red-stained sacks under her feet, and a burning brazier in front of her. The moment she got off the sedan chair, Jia Xiaoniu felt the same deep sympathy for the brides of this era.

Why is it so difficult to become a relative?

Just as Jia Xiaoniu was stunned, the tall and strong nanny who took the bottle of Wufu Babao from Jia Xiaoniu who got off the sedan chair passed the bottle to another nanny dressed in joy, and then supported Jia Xiaoniu's other empty hand. The hand that came out directly lifted Jia Xiaoniu together with the water source next to it, and stepped over the brazier.

The feeling of the soles of her feet hanging in the air and then falling to the ground brought Jia Xiaoniu back to her senses quickly.Subconsciously turned his head to look at the water source, and the water source seemed to have sensed it, and turned his head to look at Jia Xiaoniu.

Of course, one of them was directly blocked by the hijab, and the other only saw the huge head outside the hijab because of the phoenix crown.

So at this moment, Shui Yuan remembered the story of the big-headed son and the small-headed father that his wife had thought about with him before.

Touching his own head with his empty hand, Shui Yuan couldn't help but think: Big-headed daughter-in-law...