God is poisonous
49 Dancing at the Concubine Drunk Bar
Lei Yi rushed to rescue Jiang Chenyi with the aura of chopping wires with a kitchen knife and lightning all the way, and finally arrived at the small bar called Qingmi after an hour.
The bar is small, and the red and black colors fill the slightly depressing space, just like performing a frantic fight of blood and darkness, and even the music is full of beast-like aggressiveness.Lei Yi bypassed the crazy dancing people on the dance floor and squeezed towards the bar, but along the way, there were still various men and women with ambiguous attitudes coming over to strike up a conversation.
"I'm Lei Yi! Just--just--who--call--called--me--call!" In the deafening music, wanting to say something really depends on roaring, Lei Yi said After yelling, his throat was about to smoke.
The bartender calmly put down the wine glass he was wiping, and led him out from the side.
Across a wall, the tsunami of music finally eased to a level that humans could bear.
"You don't need to be so loud, I'm used to it here, and I can read lips." The bartender pointed to the dark and dirty alleyway, "People are lying in the back, go and see for yourself."
Jiang Chenyi's drinking capacity should be quite good, last time at the Xuewulou offline gathering, Lei Yi was already dead when he lay down, and Lei Yi was still in pieces when he woke up.To be honest, Lei Yi really couldn't imagine what Jiang Chenyi would look like when he was drunk.Seeing the bartender's unhurried look, he really thought that Jiang Chenyi was just lying there in a daze, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
The small bar was remodeled from an old-fashioned family courtyard, with a small courtyard behind it. The tables and chairs made of cement by the original owner have long since disappeared. An old peach tree leans across the courtyard. A person was hanging on the branch, humming a tune messily.
Lei Yi leaned over and took a look, and suddenly his whole body was not well.
"...Jiang Chenyi?"
Hearing the call, the man on the tree slowly turned his head to look at him, and then sat up suddenly as if shocked by electricity: "What are you doing in my dream? It's really annoying!"
Lei Yi heard the crackling sound of the old peach tree, and quickly comforted him: "If you have something to say, come down first, come down first."
"Annoy me during the day, annoy me at night, you still bother me in your dreams, are you fucking finished?" Jiang Chenyi yelled at him angrily, "Monkey gets violent when he gets anxious, don't you know I'm in pain? I don't know I'm in pain!"
Lei Yi was so embarrassing, the thick skin he had honed over the years was swept into a sieve, he could only continue to persuade with a smile: "Come on down, I won't force you next time, okay? If you don't agree, I will never touch it." You point your finger."
"Get out! I don't believe you!" Jiang Chenyi roared vigorously on the tree trunk, and the leaves were shaking wildly.
The tree is not too high, Lei Yi is not worried that he will be disabled, but it has just rained, and the mud in the yard has turned into a quagmire. If he really falls into it, his only battlefield outfit may not be able to save him up.
"You come down first, it just rained and the trees are all wet, isn't it uncomfortable for you to sit there?" Lei Yi stretched out his hand patiently, "Also, if your clothes get dirty... "
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Chenyi slammed into his arms like a cannonball.
Lei Yi staggered when he was hit, but fortunately he reacted quickly and took a few steps back to support him.He broke into a cold sweat from fright, Jiang Chenyi was overjoyed, and laughed so hard in his arms.
"Shut up, go home!" Jiang Chenyi's clothes were covered with water, even his hair was wet, besides the pungent smell of wine, there was a cold and deep smell of moss.Jiang Chenyi didn't resist this time, Lei Yi dragged him and obediently followed, and he was quite honest in the taxi, but he deliberately squeezed far away from the car door as if angry, which made Lei Yi angry and funny .
"Young man, watch your brother, don't fall." The driver was terrified and reminded hurriedly.
"He's not my brother." Lei Yi glanced at Jiang Chenyi, "He's my uncle."
This nasty joke really attracted hatred, in exchange Jiang Chenyi gave him a hard blow on the waist: "Get lost!"
"Pfft ha ha ha ha..." Following Lei Yi's unscrupulous laughter, the car finally arrived at the destination.
After getting off the taxi, Jiang Chenyi suddenly quit: "This is not my house, I want to go home! Let me go home!"
"Your home is too far away, can you go back tomorrow morning?" Lei Yi wrapped his arms and others in his arms, and dragged him step by step towards the apartment.
How could Jiang Chenyi submit obediently, shouting all the way: "Help! Help! Molest! Robbing!"
Facing the complicated gazes of passers-by, Lei Yi suddenly felt that Yali Mountain was too big, lowered his voice and whispered threats in Jiang Chenyi's ear: "If you dare to yell at me again, I will dare to drag you into the garden to rectify the Fa on the spot, believe it or not?"
"Bastard, didn't you promise not to force me!" The man was drunk, and his memory was not bad.
Lei Yi smiled wickedly: "I didn't force you this time, you forced me."
Jiang Chenyi: ...
Jiang Chenyi didn't dare to shout at the top of his voice any more, so Lei Yilian dragged him back to the nest.
Lei Yi turned on the light, and Jiang Chenyi immediately blocked the dazzling light with his arm: "Turn it off! Turn it off quickly!" So he had no choice but to turn off the light obediently.
The room was immersed in darkness again.
Jiang Chenyi breathed a sigh of relief, the dark package made him feel safe.
But the next second he realized that Lei Yi was unbuttoning his clothes, without even thinking about it, he kicked him sideways, Lei Yi dodged past cleverly, but the ashtray by the bed was kicked straight , sacrificed on the spot.
"Be good?" Lei Yi whispered, "I don't intend to do anything to you, I just want to wash your clothes."
"What happened to the clothes?"
"It's all wet, don't you feel it?"
"It doesn't matter, I'm wearing it!" Jiang Chenyi lost his temper, tugging at his clothes and refusing to give in.
"It's okay with you, I'm okay with you, this is my bed!" Lei Yi was also furious, grabbed his clothes and began to scrape them down, only a few times before he heard the sound of vomiting like mountains and seas.
Lei Yi: ...
It took more than half an hour to clean up the floor and the room, and when Lei Yi came out of the shower, Jiang Chenyi had already spread a big letter on the bed, apparently he didn't intend to leave him a place to sleep.
Lei Yi bent down and called softly: "Jiang Chenyi! Hey! Do you want to take a shower before going to bed?"
There was a dead silence, and no one spoke.
Lei Yi waited for a long time but did not hear a response. With a wry smile, he tore off the quilt and covered him, then dragged the blanket and prepared to make the floor.Just as he picked up the blanket, Jiang Chenyi suddenly opened his eyes, and dragged him onto the bed.
He was still in a daze, but Jiang Chenyi suddenly rolled over and kissed him.
It is undeniable that Jiang Chenyi's kiss was extremely jerky, rough and superficial, but it happened that such a kiss caused countless dazzling fireworks to explode in Lei Yi's mind, and he almost turned into a wolf on the spot. It takes twice as much self-control as usual to hold your breath and softly refuse: "Can you stop making trouble?"
"Don't you want to get my heart?" The moist water vapor was like an unexpected rain in his eyes.
Lei Yi didn't know what to answer, he just felt his fingers touch the corner of his lips, itching and numb, and a slight pain.
In the next second, he suddenly realized that Jiang Chenyi was touching his scar bitten by Styx during the day.
The balcony door was not closed, and the moonlight and lights intertwined into an illusory whiteness. Jiang Chenyi's skin melted into a white porcelain-like special luster in the hazy mist of cold tones in the night, and the smile on the corner of his mouth melted into an inadvertently enchanting light. .
The angel whose wings were bound during the day turned into a monstrosity the moment he crossed the night.
"Lei Yi..." The kiss fell again, still so unscrupulous, the whispering in the ear turned into a curse, "Come on, don't you want me?"
He was so active, but Lei Yi was dumbfounded: "You are so drunk, I don't want to take advantage of others..."
"Hehe...hahaha...don't pretend to be a gentleman!" Jiang Chenyi leaned on him and laughed again, "You did it when you didn't want to, let alone now that I am willing."
"You... really want to?"
"I never expect love, I don't care for mercy, I would rather hide behind Yu Shengyan as a dispensable foil... But you, only you have seen me... Only you are so firm..." Jiang Chenyi's eyes were shining A little bit of pain, a little bit of madness "Bastard! I don't like you! I dare not like you! I have nothing, so I am even more afraid of losing. I can't stand the feeling of losing it after holding it! I can't stand it! You love me, I'm ecstatic, if you don't love me, I'll lose everything...Since you still have someone else in your heart, why should Mao force me to accept you! I'm so proud of seeing me in such a mess, right? A man, right? Okay, get the hell out of here, why do you have to force me to completely collapse in front of you?"
"Jiang Chenyi, listen to me, that person during the day is... I will find an opportunity to explain to you about him. In short, he is my past. Although there will be regrets, I will not look back. You don't need it at all. Jealous..."
"Jealous! Is there any need for me to be jealous?" Jiang Chenyi suddenly turned over, threw off his shirt, and ran crookedly to open the door.The traces of rain and dew all over the body are like flowers blooming on white porcelain, which is a bit more seductive for no reason.
"Emma, what kind of demons are you making at night!" Lei Yi quickly got up and pulled him.
"You despise me, don't you? I just go to the bar and find a man. Anyway, there are many men who covet me. If I watch too much seductive pole dancing, I will do it too. Isn't it just like that!"
Before the words finished, Jiang Chenyi really made a decent gesture at the door.
"...Fuck me!" Lei Yi was completely dumbfounded. He is used to people who often get drunk crying and laughing. Jiang Chenyi is the real person who doesn't show his face. You put on a whole set.
"Haha... It's really funny... Do you think it looks like it? Does it look like it! Ouch!" Jiang Chenyi really played around, raised his leg, kicked his crotch, twisted his PP, and took off his trousers without any hassle. The blood of the wolf boiled, and he jumped on it with a tiger leap.
Jiang Chenyi hummed angrily, trying to break free from his restraint: "Get out! I haven't finished dancing yet!"
"Jump your sister, dance! You dare to mess around like this in front of other men, I won't let you get out of bed for ten days!" Lei Yi suppressed him and let out a low growl, "If you want to dance... just let me dance... another day The whole thing is hotter..."
"Huh? What?"
"the drunken beauty."
"Drunk your sister!"
The bar is small, and the red and black colors fill the slightly depressing space, just like performing a frantic fight of blood and darkness, and even the music is full of beast-like aggressiveness.Lei Yi bypassed the crazy dancing people on the dance floor and squeezed towards the bar, but along the way, there were still various men and women with ambiguous attitudes coming over to strike up a conversation.
"I'm Lei Yi! Just--just--who--call--called--me--call!" In the deafening music, wanting to say something really depends on roaring, Lei Yi said After yelling, his throat was about to smoke.
The bartender calmly put down the wine glass he was wiping, and led him out from the side.
Across a wall, the tsunami of music finally eased to a level that humans could bear.
"You don't need to be so loud, I'm used to it here, and I can read lips." The bartender pointed to the dark and dirty alleyway, "People are lying in the back, go and see for yourself."
Jiang Chenyi's drinking capacity should be quite good, last time at the Xuewulou offline gathering, Lei Yi was already dead when he lay down, and Lei Yi was still in pieces when he woke up.To be honest, Lei Yi really couldn't imagine what Jiang Chenyi would look like when he was drunk.Seeing the bartender's unhurried look, he really thought that Jiang Chenyi was just lying there in a daze, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
The small bar was remodeled from an old-fashioned family courtyard, with a small courtyard behind it. The tables and chairs made of cement by the original owner have long since disappeared. An old peach tree leans across the courtyard. A person was hanging on the branch, humming a tune messily.
Lei Yi leaned over and took a look, and suddenly his whole body was not well.
"...Jiang Chenyi?"
Hearing the call, the man on the tree slowly turned his head to look at him, and then sat up suddenly as if shocked by electricity: "What are you doing in my dream? It's really annoying!"
Lei Yi heard the crackling sound of the old peach tree, and quickly comforted him: "If you have something to say, come down first, come down first."
"Annoy me during the day, annoy me at night, you still bother me in your dreams, are you fucking finished?" Jiang Chenyi yelled at him angrily, "Monkey gets violent when he gets anxious, don't you know I'm in pain? I don't know I'm in pain!"
Lei Yi was so embarrassing, the thick skin he had honed over the years was swept into a sieve, he could only continue to persuade with a smile: "Come on down, I won't force you next time, okay? If you don't agree, I will never touch it." You point your finger."
"Get out! I don't believe you!" Jiang Chenyi roared vigorously on the tree trunk, and the leaves were shaking wildly.
The tree is not too high, Lei Yi is not worried that he will be disabled, but it has just rained, and the mud in the yard has turned into a quagmire. If he really falls into it, his only battlefield outfit may not be able to save him up.
"You come down first, it just rained and the trees are all wet, isn't it uncomfortable for you to sit there?" Lei Yi stretched out his hand patiently, "Also, if your clothes get dirty... "
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Chenyi slammed into his arms like a cannonball.
Lei Yi staggered when he was hit, but fortunately he reacted quickly and took a few steps back to support him.He broke into a cold sweat from fright, Jiang Chenyi was overjoyed, and laughed so hard in his arms.
"Shut up, go home!" Jiang Chenyi's clothes were covered with water, even his hair was wet, besides the pungent smell of wine, there was a cold and deep smell of moss.Jiang Chenyi didn't resist this time, Lei Yi dragged him and obediently followed, and he was quite honest in the taxi, but he deliberately squeezed far away from the car door as if angry, which made Lei Yi angry and funny .
"Young man, watch your brother, don't fall." The driver was terrified and reminded hurriedly.
"He's not my brother." Lei Yi glanced at Jiang Chenyi, "He's my uncle."
This nasty joke really attracted hatred, in exchange Jiang Chenyi gave him a hard blow on the waist: "Get lost!"
"Pfft ha ha ha ha..." Following Lei Yi's unscrupulous laughter, the car finally arrived at the destination.
After getting off the taxi, Jiang Chenyi suddenly quit: "This is not my house, I want to go home! Let me go home!"
"Your home is too far away, can you go back tomorrow morning?" Lei Yi wrapped his arms and others in his arms, and dragged him step by step towards the apartment.
How could Jiang Chenyi submit obediently, shouting all the way: "Help! Help! Molest! Robbing!"
Facing the complicated gazes of passers-by, Lei Yi suddenly felt that Yali Mountain was too big, lowered his voice and whispered threats in Jiang Chenyi's ear: "If you dare to yell at me again, I will dare to drag you into the garden to rectify the Fa on the spot, believe it or not?"
"Bastard, didn't you promise not to force me!" The man was drunk, and his memory was not bad.
Lei Yi smiled wickedly: "I didn't force you this time, you forced me."
Jiang Chenyi: ...
Jiang Chenyi didn't dare to shout at the top of his voice any more, so Lei Yilian dragged him back to the nest.
Lei Yi turned on the light, and Jiang Chenyi immediately blocked the dazzling light with his arm: "Turn it off! Turn it off quickly!" So he had no choice but to turn off the light obediently.
The room was immersed in darkness again.
Jiang Chenyi breathed a sigh of relief, the dark package made him feel safe.
But the next second he realized that Lei Yi was unbuttoning his clothes, without even thinking about it, he kicked him sideways, Lei Yi dodged past cleverly, but the ashtray by the bed was kicked straight , sacrificed on the spot.
"Be good?" Lei Yi whispered, "I don't intend to do anything to you, I just want to wash your clothes."
"What happened to the clothes?"
"It's all wet, don't you feel it?"
"It doesn't matter, I'm wearing it!" Jiang Chenyi lost his temper, tugging at his clothes and refusing to give in.
"It's okay with you, I'm okay with you, this is my bed!" Lei Yi was also furious, grabbed his clothes and began to scrape them down, only a few times before he heard the sound of vomiting like mountains and seas.
Lei Yi: ...
It took more than half an hour to clean up the floor and the room, and when Lei Yi came out of the shower, Jiang Chenyi had already spread a big letter on the bed, apparently he didn't intend to leave him a place to sleep.
Lei Yi bent down and called softly: "Jiang Chenyi! Hey! Do you want to take a shower before going to bed?"
There was a dead silence, and no one spoke.
Lei Yi waited for a long time but did not hear a response. With a wry smile, he tore off the quilt and covered him, then dragged the blanket and prepared to make the floor.Just as he picked up the blanket, Jiang Chenyi suddenly opened his eyes, and dragged him onto the bed.
He was still in a daze, but Jiang Chenyi suddenly rolled over and kissed him.
It is undeniable that Jiang Chenyi's kiss was extremely jerky, rough and superficial, but it happened that such a kiss caused countless dazzling fireworks to explode in Lei Yi's mind, and he almost turned into a wolf on the spot. It takes twice as much self-control as usual to hold your breath and softly refuse: "Can you stop making trouble?"
"Don't you want to get my heart?" The moist water vapor was like an unexpected rain in his eyes.
Lei Yi didn't know what to answer, he just felt his fingers touch the corner of his lips, itching and numb, and a slight pain.
In the next second, he suddenly realized that Jiang Chenyi was touching his scar bitten by Styx during the day.
The balcony door was not closed, and the moonlight and lights intertwined into an illusory whiteness. Jiang Chenyi's skin melted into a white porcelain-like special luster in the hazy mist of cold tones in the night, and the smile on the corner of his mouth melted into an inadvertently enchanting light. .
The angel whose wings were bound during the day turned into a monstrosity the moment he crossed the night.
"Lei Yi..." The kiss fell again, still so unscrupulous, the whispering in the ear turned into a curse, "Come on, don't you want me?"
He was so active, but Lei Yi was dumbfounded: "You are so drunk, I don't want to take advantage of others..."
"Hehe...hahaha...don't pretend to be a gentleman!" Jiang Chenyi leaned on him and laughed again, "You did it when you didn't want to, let alone now that I am willing."
"You... really want to?"
"I never expect love, I don't care for mercy, I would rather hide behind Yu Shengyan as a dispensable foil... But you, only you have seen me... Only you are so firm..." Jiang Chenyi's eyes were shining A little bit of pain, a little bit of madness "Bastard! I don't like you! I dare not like you! I have nothing, so I am even more afraid of losing. I can't stand the feeling of losing it after holding it! I can't stand it! You love me, I'm ecstatic, if you don't love me, I'll lose everything...Since you still have someone else in your heart, why should Mao force me to accept you! I'm so proud of seeing me in such a mess, right? A man, right? Okay, get the hell out of here, why do you have to force me to completely collapse in front of you?"
"Jiang Chenyi, listen to me, that person during the day is... I will find an opportunity to explain to you about him. In short, he is my past. Although there will be regrets, I will not look back. You don't need it at all. Jealous..."
"Jealous! Is there any need for me to be jealous?" Jiang Chenyi suddenly turned over, threw off his shirt, and ran crookedly to open the door.The traces of rain and dew all over the body are like flowers blooming on white porcelain, which is a bit more seductive for no reason.
"Emma, what kind of demons are you making at night!" Lei Yi quickly got up and pulled him.
"You despise me, don't you? I just go to the bar and find a man. Anyway, there are many men who covet me. If I watch too much seductive pole dancing, I will do it too. Isn't it just like that!"
Before the words finished, Jiang Chenyi really made a decent gesture at the door.
"...Fuck me!" Lei Yi was completely dumbfounded. He is used to people who often get drunk crying and laughing. Jiang Chenyi is the real person who doesn't show his face. You put on a whole set.
"Haha... It's really funny... Do you think it looks like it? Does it look like it! Ouch!" Jiang Chenyi really played around, raised his leg, kicked his crotch, twisted his PP, and took off his trousers without any hassle. The blood of the wolf boiled, and he jumped on it with a tiger leap.
Jiang Chenyi hummed angrily, trying to break free from his restraint: "Get out! I haven't finished dancing yet!"
"Jump your sister, dance! You dare to mess around like this in front of other men, I won't let you get out of bed for ten days!" Lei Yi suppressed him and let out a low growl, "If you want to dance... just let me dance... another day The whole thing is hotter..."
"Huh? What?"
"the drunken beauty."
"Drunk your sister!"
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