God is poisonous

As soon as Yu Shengyan entered the team, the team channel fell silent.Lei Yi hasn't woken up for most of the day. Does this way of paying attention to him collectively mean that Yu Shengyan is too popular or too unpopular?

[Team] Yu Shengyan: Boss' apprentice, are you interested in me?

Yu Shengyan's image in everyone's minds has always been that of an iceberg beauty, and when he suddenly spoke in this tone, Lei Yi instantly imagined a scene of a beautiful girl half lying on the bed playing with snakes, and immediately got goosebumps all over her body.

[Team] OT Little Princess: I dare not.

[Team] Yu Shengyan: Are you not interested, or are you afraid to be interested?

[Team] OT Little Princess: ...

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Yu Shengyan, don't bully my apprentice.

Lei Yi was at a loss for a moment. They had such a good relationship, yet Xue Manjiangshan had to call Yu Shengyan by name. Is this a good relationship or a bad relationship?

[Team] Yu Shengyan: This is not bullying, this is molesting.

[Team] OT Little Princess: Woohoo, master save me! TT

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: At least give me some face when I'm here, and you can do whatever you want when I'm not online.

[Team] OT Little Princess: What kind of master are you!I want to betray my teacher!

[Team] Yu Shengyan: Then join me, I will love you well! O(∩_∩)O

[Team] OT Little Princess: ...Forget it.

Lei Yi is indeed a visual animal, everything that is beautiful and eye-catching can attract his attention, including his partner.However, Yusheng Yanmei is beautiful, at best, it nourishes the eyeballs, and it is not a dish that suits his taste.

[Team] Yu Shengyan: It's so boring to bring a copy at this point in time, why don't we go to the battlefield.

As soon as these words came out, the trumpet Shuidun, who was waiting for some experience in the team, had nothing to do and looked for trouble, and the birds and beasts scattered in an instant.

System: Yu Shengyan is shaking hands with you cordially.

[Team] Yu Shengyan: You didn't escape, you have backbone and consciousness!When you enter the battlefield, you just need to be the bait. You are responsible for death, and we are responsible for fighting.Come on, I am optimistic about you!

Lei Yi almost knelt down to her, wouldn't he be ashamed to kidnap a trumpet less than level 30 to follow you to his death?

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Alright, all go to YY, and I will drag the violations.

No one spoke in YY, but it was as noisy as a crazy bar in the middle of the night.The Beast's roar and frenzied performance were like hitting Lei Yi's head with a fist, and the buzzing reverberation in his brain continued.

When he found out that the music came from Yu Shengyan, he almost spat blood on the screen.

Xuemanjiangshan: Alright, start queuing up to enter the arena.

When the snow-covered voice cut off the music, Lei Yi's affection for him instantly rose by dozens of percentage points.

OT Little Princess: Sister Yu, what did you play just now?

Jade Raw Smoke: Feuerfrei by Rammstein.

It really is the legendary heavy metal of death, if you listen to it too much, it might really kill people.

OT Little Princess: Don't you think it's a little noisy?

Yu Shengyan: Fortunately, I feel very calm when I listen to this, and it is very good for hypnosis.

Unexpectedly, there is such an irritable and rebellious soul hidden in the heart of the Bingshan Goddess. If he hadn't witnessed this scene in person, he probably wouldn't believe it if he killed Lei Yi.

YY Liyu Shengyan's voice is very pleasant, there is no need to deliberately modify or be cute, her tone of voice perfectly interprets the word "goddess", it is said that she has a professional background in broadcasting and hosting, so she should not be fooled.

Lei Yi didn't intend to pretend to be a woman, nor did he intend to reveal his identity so quickly, so he simply said that the microphone was broken, and typed back directly in the game.

Snow Man Jiangshan: Be careful, there is an assassin on the left sneaking over.

Xue Manjiangshan's voice is clear and gentle, with a feeling of always smiling, just listening to the voice really makes people think about it.

Yu Shengyan: No one is allowed to rob me!

Before the words were finished, Yu Shengyan had already turned on the ever-changing aura and rushed over quickly, and fired an angry sky picking stars in mid-air, and the flames flew around like stars falling.

People always say that all beautiful roses have thorns, but this one has changed itself from a rose to a cactus.

Xueman Jiangshan: Apprentice follow me closely, be careful not to leave alone.

Tonight's battlefield is not the only one who can't laugh in front of Zun, it's so harmonious that it almost makes people fall asleep.Xuemanjiangshan spoke beautifully, but in fact, together with Yushengyan, he vigorously swept away every moving creature that appeared, and the illegal animals followed the two female characters to pick people's heads. I didn't expect that there would be a little OT princess who had no self-protection ability behind her.

Lei Yi was also happy to be idle, anyway, it was all meat on the chopping board, and sooner or later he would die, so he simply treated the battlefield as his living room to hang out and relax.

A pharmacist ran over from afar, probably because the OT little princess had placed an order and was coming to pick up a bargain.

Seeing clearly that the man was wearing blue and not purple and black, Lei Yi looked up at the sky and was speechless.

It's really Huluopingyang being bullied by dogs, even a healing pharmacist wearing a Shennong suit dares to bully him!

[Current] Gloomy Moonlight: Huh?

Lei Yi's scalp tightened when he saw this "huh", if this guy came over to get close to him in a twitch, wouldn't it be a waste of all previous efforts!

The 29th-level OT princess bravely raised the fine iron sword in her hand and rushed towards the dark moonlight.

Gloomy Moonlight comprehended, and didn't even throw away the Vessel Sealing Body and other negative states, but just symbolically opened the Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle and then fled immediately.

System: You have been killed by the dark moonlight.

[Private chat] The dark moonlight said to you: Boss, I really only opened a rainstorm pear blossom!I did not do it on purpose!It's not that our army is too fierce, it's that you are so weak!

Lei Yi grinned sinisterly in front of the screen. This group of bastards suffered dozens of losing streaks and humiliation in front of Wei Yuzun, and finally got a chance to take revenge. Whoever said it wasn't intentional would believe it!

System: Xuemanjiangshan used the resurrection talisman on you, do you accept the resurrection?

Lei Yi nodded in agreement, and the OT little princess ran on the battlefield alive and kicking again.

Xueman Jiangshan: Don't run around, I won't be able to save you if you run too far.

Lei Yi looked at the snow-covered figure on the screen like smoke and clouds, his cloudy mood was suddenly filled with sunshine.

This trip was right, and things seemed to be getting more and more interesting.

Lei Yi quickly said in a malicious and cute tone: Master, will you protect me no matter what?

It took a full half a minute to hear Xueman Jiangshan's response: Try your best.

With the promise of snow-covered mountains and rivers, Lei Yi suddenly acted like a wild horse, completely ignoring the opponent's team and parameters, seeing people killing people and smashing boxes, using his fragile body to play the astonishing astonishment of swallowing thousands of miles like a tiger momentum.The other three people in the team all turned active into passive, unable to choose whether to fight or avoid, because the OT little princess was attracting a vendetta team for them at a rate of one every 3 minutes.

The OT little princess wanders back and forth between life and death, constantly resurrecting, lying down, resurrecting, lying down.

The other three were exhausted between saving people and protecting themselves, beating, beating, beating, beating.

Yu Shengyan: Boss, your apprentice is really professional in pulling hatred.

Illegal animals: What's the matter with this sense of déjà vu that can't be laughed at only in front of the respected ones?

As soon as these words came out, Lei Yi immediately realized that he had played, and quickly smoothed things over for himself.

OT Little Princess: Isn't fighting the battlefield just to grab the head?

Xueman Jiangshan: Apprentice, it’s true that fighting in the battlefield is to steal your head, but it’s not about letting others steal your head, do you understand?

OT little princess: ...

Since it is not easy to provoke other teams, it is rare to meet Weizun Lingxiao's team from a distance, and the little princess OT immediately slashed over with a knife.

[Private chat] The dark moonlight said to you: Boss, I know you are eager for revenge, but you are less than level [-] and I really can't die by your knife!

[Private chat] You said to the dark moonlight: Kill me.

[Private chat] The dark moonlight said to you: Huh?

[Private chat] You said to the dark moonlight: stop talking nonsense, if you tell you to kill you, kill it.Tell others, all come to me!

After confirming that Lei Yi was not joking, the two teams belonging to Wei Zun Ling Xiao on the battlefield all fell into a state of madness, rushing towards this side desperately in a carnival attitude.And the OT little princess straightened up her fragile body, happily enjoying every death.

Illegal animals: Damn it!Little princess, have you offended those lunatics like Wei Zun Ling Xiao?Why do they all follow you to kill!Could it be that you stole the unlucky number? !

OT little princess: ...

Yu Shengyan: If you really stole it, I must give you 32 likes!

OT Little Princess: All in all, Master, you have to protect me!

Later, Yushengyan and the illegal animals gave up, only Xuemanjiangshan was still stubbornly resisting those swarms of open and dark arrows that were hard to defend against. Not only was he extremely tired, but he was also surrounded and killed several times on the way.

Lei Yi's novelty about anything will not last long. At the beginning, he was extremely excited to watch the excitement. After Xueman Jiangshan died for the third time, he had laughed enough and was tired of watching. Regarding Xuemanjiangshan's persistence, he I can only express helplessness: Should I say that this guy is true to his word or extremely stubborn?

Lei Yi yawned, and then asked tentatively: The battlefield is almost over, shall we go out?

This proposal was immediately and seriously agreed by Yu Shengyan and the illegal animals.

The true meaning of the battlefield lies in the hearty battle rather than the gorgeous points. The whole battle is exhausted, and all the hostility, including strength, evaporates, not to mention the points are not very good. It is better to end the self-abuse battlefield as soon as possible. up.

Snow Man Jiangshan: Has your battlefield mission been completed?

OT Little Princess: No.

Newcomers who enter the battlefield for the first time can complete the battlefield task as long as they kill 1 person, and get a weapon that can be used at level 40.The attributes of this weapon are certainly good for newcomers, but without the help of a large account, it is simply impossible to expect an account of less than level 40 to complete the battlefield kill.Many real trumpets completed their battlefield missions at level 40 or [-], but at that stage, is there still a ball for this level [-] weapon?

Xue Man Jiang Shan ferociously pounced on an innocent little assassin who was passing by. After a series of gorgeous combos, he was stunned by a dragon wagging its tail, leaving him with a trace of blood on his forehead.

Snow Man Jiangshan: Let's go.

The little princess of OT is as powerful as a tiger, aiming at the little assassin is to kill Yue with one move.

A huge MISS rose above the little assassin's head.

OT little princess: ...

Even though he is a little assassin, his level has already exceeded level 70. Facing someone like the little OT princess, even if he stands there for 10 minutes, he may not be able to hit a single hit.

Surviving a desperate situation, the little assassin sneaked away so that there was not even a hair left.

Yu Shengyan: Boss' apprentice, you are so low!

OT Little Princess: It's not that I don't work hard, the concubine really can't do it! ┬＿┬

Xueman Jiangshan: It's okay, come over here, apprentice.

Listening to his calm and calm tone, Lei Yi's mind flashed.Damn it, is it possible that the classic plot of romance novels in which she strips naked and asks her apprentice to kill her to complete the mission is about to appear?

Xueman Jiangshan: Violation of the rules, you quit the group and take off your clothes.

At this moment, Xue Man Jiang Shan's image instantly changed from a gentle and stubborn old man to a black-bellied old fox.

Illegal animals: Boss, this is detrimental to my glorious image!

Xueman Jiangshan: You have never had such a thing as image.It is precisely because you have no image at all, so I specially give you a chance to show off your proud figure.

Illegal animal: Boss, there seems to be something wrong with your words? !

Snow is full of mountains and rivers: Don't care about the details.

Illegal animals: ┬_┬

The beauty is in front, the boss is behind, and the violating animal resisted for half a minute and then shamelessly complied.

Therefore, all the players who entered the battlefield that night saw the most bizarre scene in the history of this server's battlefield—the violating animal, the vice president of Xuewu Building, huddled naked in a corner of the battlefield, and was shot to death by a level 29 swordsman.