God is poisonous

Xue Man Jiang Shan fled the battle, and the name that Wei and Zun Qian could not laugh at immediately became the laughing stock of the whole server.Lei Yi couldn't bear that kind of ridicule, so he didn't go online for a few days in a rage.

This day's class was supposed to continue group discussion and add PPT. I didn't expect that last time someone complained that it was not a professional art background that could not produce results, so the whole class was taken to the studio to learn basic art skills.

"We who are engaged in art must be bold, cautious and shameless! Observe with your belly button and think with your gluteus maximus!" Hearing the long-lost roar of Professor Wang in the basic art class, Lei Yi suddenly felt extremely cordial.

"Grass, drawing head portraits again? Are you sure this isn't something you just took out for class time because you don't have any content?" Shao Hang was thinking about the fruit on the plate at the display table, "Oh, this still life is better than what we painted back then Quite a few, buddy, come one?"

"Students, don't eat still life! Whoever eats still life, I'll eat him!!!" The teacher of the basic art class really has to watch all directions and listen to all directions. People in the world care about still life.

"Boss, let's draw whatever we want, today is dungeon day." Lu Ling reminded Lei Yi while setting up the easel.

"Your sister's Ben, I have decided to wash my hands and bid farewell to the Three Realms!" Lei Yi looked indignant, and started to make shapes on the paper.

"Don't rush to start writing. Today's painting is a sketch of a human body. The model hasn't arrived yet. Please wait." Professor Wang seemed to be planning to go out and make a phone call to remind people, but before leaving, he added, "No stealing still life!"

Shao Hang reluctantly put the apple back on the display table, and then began to complain: "What's so good about sketching the human body? It's a waste of pen and ink to draw folds."

This is true. The salaries of mannequins hired by the school are very low. Those people have been working since more than 10 years ago. The price has risen so much, but the salary has hardly increased. No wonder the models with better quality are looking for more lucrative jobs. Now, it is very difficult for the school to invite fresh faces.The models are getting old gradually, and it has almost become a special event for middle-aged and elderly people.

From the perspective of art majors, it is obvious that the ideal model candidates should be constantly changing, the more diverse the better.Mannequins are not like fashion models, they don’t have to be slim or have a standard appearance, but they usually require a relatively clear body structure, clear bone structure, or muscular development. In short, it is easy to grasp the characteristics of the human body, and then they have characteristics. He is a farmer in a suburban county, and strictly speaking, he does not meet the professional requirements physically.Occasionally, I can meet people who voluntarily become models out of their love for art or the urgent need for money in life, but they are all rare.

So for these students, drawing the human body is not aesthetics, but torture.

"Excuse me, is Professor Wang there?" The door was pushed open suddenly, and the person who walked in from the outside was wearing a very ordinary shirt and jeans, even so, it still complemented his figure very beautifully.

Lei Yi glanced over there casually, and then his whole body became unwell.

The person who walked in was actually Jiang Chenyi!

"Oh, you're here." Professor Wang cut in from behind and shook hands with him enthusiastically.

"Sorry, the traffic jam on the way here made everyone wait so long." Jiang Chenyi smiled and shook hands with him, then turned to the students.He just stood there quietly waiting for Professor Wang to introduce him. He was neither flamboyant nor indifferent to others thousands of miles away.

"Students, this is our new model Jiang Shan. This opportunity is very rare, everyone show me your understanding! Time is money!" Professor Wang's implication is very clear, Jiang Chenyi's salary must be higher than that of the usual full-time The model is tall, but Lei Yi knows that even double is not enough to fit between the teeth.

"Jiangshan?" Lei Yi gritted his teeth with hatred. Of course Jiangshan is a pseudonym. In this line of work, he doesn't really want to expose his real situation to others, but a model who left him for an emergency case and went offline is actually reduced. To earn such a pitiful reward, how short of money is Jiang Chenyi?

In this class, Lei Yi is not painting, but fighting with his own angry demons.

Even though Jiang Chenyi was only half-naked leaning on the chair and posing conscientiously, Lei Yi already wanted to kill all the drooling guys around him.If the eyes could kill, the whole classroom would be covered in blood and not a blade of grass would grow.

Others might not understand where Lei Yi's anger came from, but Lu Ling knew it well, so he made a few sketches and found an excuse to ask for leave to avoid being affected by the tyrant's anger.

After finally getting out of class, Lei Yi successfully blocked Jiang Chenyi outside the locker room.

"Master, what a coincidence." Although there were many students, Lei Yi was sure that Jiang Chenyi must have seen him, but he kept pretending not to know, and even refused to turn his gaze to his side.

"Well, what a coincidence, I didn't expect you to study here." Jiang Chenyi acted very calmly, "I thought you would never be able to calm down and draw with such a violent and paranoid personality."

"You even got away with the wedding you promised me..."

"I never promised you anything." Jiang Chenyi immediately interrupted him.

"...I thought you were going to catch such an important advertisement." Lei Yi sneered, not caring about his defense going on, "Can you please explain to me that you can always receive advertisements from Gaoda Why on earth did Jiang Chenyi go to art school to be a painting model?"

Jiang Chenyi smiled slightly, turned around and prepared to leave: "Do I have the obligation to explain to you? Apprentice?"

Lei Yi grabbed his hand impatiently and pulled him back: "Stop."

"Why? Why?" Jiang Chenyi narrowed his eyes slightly, this is his habit, when the two of them get along in private, he is very open to talking nonsense, showing cuteness and losing morals, but in public, even normal physical contact will be unreasonable. Made him very uncomfortable.

"You know me, the more you resist me, the more aggressive you become. If you dare to throw your hands away and leave, I will dare to kiss you here." Lei Yi finally understood what it means that when the water is clear, there will be no murlocs, and if the cheapest is invincible.

Jiang Chenyi smiled wryly: "What exactly do you want to do?"

Lei Yi thought about what he wanted to do for a while, and finally he could only answer: "Let's go out for dinner. What do you want to eat today?"

"Forget it, I've been very uncomfortable these few days, and I vomited whatever I ate." Jiang Chenyi's refusal was really high-end, with countless flaws, he didn't know where to start to vomit.

Lei Yi thought for half a second: "Okay, what do you want to throw up today?"

Jiang Chenyi: ...

Although it was Lei Yisheng who threatened and lured them, the two sat face to face in the small restaurant on the second floor of the cafeteria.

Lei Yi ate with his head buried, while Jiang Chenyi watched quietly from the side.

"Aren't you hungry at all? Don't you have an appetite for eating with me?" Although Jiang Chenyi has passed the age when his physical strength burns rapidly, he is still far from the age when he lacks interest in the temptation of delicious food. It is understandable that he eats less, but not at all. Eating is really unscientific.

"I really can't eat it." Jiang Chenyi sighed, "If you get some bird's nest, shark's fin, beauty Bao or something, maybe you can barely taste something new."

"Then let's change places, Zuixian Tower or Penglai Pavilion, you can choose whatever you want." Lei Yi put down his chopsticks decisively.

"If you really want to invite me to dinner, I'll accept your wish, then just give me the money for the meal, thank you." Jiang Chenyi really didn't hesitate at all.

"How short of money are you?" Lei Yi's face was dark.

"Money is of course the more the better." Jiang Chenyi practiced Tai Chi, but he still didn't tell the real reason why he needed money.

Lei Yi frowned: "How much do you need?"

"Are you planning to take care of me?" Jiang Chen was amused, "How much can a kid who is still studying give me?"

"The little kid who is still studying can do far more things than you can imagine. Just treat it as a loan to you, and I will pay back the principal with interest when the time comes. Stop talking nonsense and talk."

"That's my own business, it has nothing to do with you." Jiang Chenyi turned his gaze out of the window, as stubborn as when Styx insisted on running away from Lei Yi back then.

"That's right, it really has nothing to do with me. Even if you are so poor that you want to sell your body and kidney, it has nothing to do with me." Lei Yi put down his chopsticks, "Okay, I don't ask you this, I just ask you how the lawlessness treated you that day What did you say, you left me offline in such a hurry?"

"This has nothing to do with you, right?" Jiang Chenyi is always like this, he is not a warrior who is good at attacking, he just takes detours step by step, constantly wiping out his opponent's patience and vigor in infinite circles.

"Fuck! Just do it, you will be killed by lawlessness sooner or later!" Lei Yi felt a deep powerlessness, even if he got angry, he couldn't find a point to get angry, so he had to stand up and prepare to leave.

Jiang Chenyi suddenly grabbed Lei Yi's arm: "Wait."

"What else?"

"Is there any room in your dormitory where you can stay?"

Lei Yi was inexplicable for a while: "...Are you planning to sleep with me for one night?"

"There are still two class hours of work tomorrow morning, now I can only take a taxi tomorrow when I go back. It's not worth 80 yuan for a round trip." Jiang Chenyi's honesty made Lei Yi ashamed.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll touch you again in the middle of the night?"

"Just touch it, anyway, it's not the first time." Jiang Chenyi said resolutely, "In comparison, it's more important to save the 80 yuan fare."

Lei Yi: ...

"Why do you want to live in a one-person apartment?" Jiang Chenyi lay on the balcony looking at the sunset, the colorful sunset added a vivid and gorgeous background to his back, "I thought your personality must be very lively."

The weather has lost the heat of midsummer, and the autumn wind lifts the curtains of the floor-to-ceiling windows and flies back and forth, like a pair of white wings.

If it wasn't for Jiang Chenyi's teasing, Lei Yi wouldn't even realize that he was completely addicted to that silhouette-like picture.

"It's more convenient to live by yourself." Lei Yi really didn't want to review the mental journey of moving out of the dormitory because of Styx, so he simply explained, "Now I give you two choices, either take a bath and then go to bed immediately, Either wash off and lie on the bed and pay the overnight fee, don't stand on the balcony and be poor."

"You are really simple, rude, and unreasonable. Shouldn't you pay me for the overnight stay?" Jiang Chenyi opened the curtain and walked in slowly. The moment the setting sun dipped into the horizon, those dazzling rays of light pierced through his temples and were pulled by the wind. His somewhat messy hair looked so clean and pure. In the next second, his skin suddenly melted into a special luster like white porcelain in the hazy mist of the cold color of the night, and the smile on the corner of his mouth melted into an inadvertently enchanting smile. .

Just at the junction of day and black, he deduces two completely different temperaments.

Lei Yi sometimes wonders why he likes Xuemanjiangshan, as if he can't find a convincing reason other than the interaction between pretending master and apprentice and his own possessiveness.

But at this moment, Lei Yi knew that he would never let him go.