God is poisonous

[Guild] Tumi: Congratulations Boss Hexi Boss, you have surpassed me overnight to become the most unpopular person in Xuewulou!

[Association] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Grass, what a TM honor.

Lei Yi couldn't help but burst into laughter when he saw the inscription on the stele of Xuewu Building. He just directed everyone to demolish a house and surpassed Tu Mi to become the most unwelcome person in Xuewu Building. It's an honor, it's an honor To.

[Guild] Tumi: Then what should we do next?

[Guild] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Wash your forging skills and change them to medicine, and from today onwards, group fights in the wild will definitely be indispensable.

[Guild] Tumi: No, my forging is already at the master level!

[Guild] You can't laugh in front of your ancestors: Objections are invalid.In addition, Moonlight went to recruit some more pharmacists, and used the shortest time to spell out two more regiments.

[Guild] Gloomy Moonlight: How easy is it to fight two groups?Besides, there are so few pharmacist resources, where can I find them?

[Guild] You can’t laugh in front of your ancestors: If you don’t have any ready-made ones, you can recruit trumpets to cultivate them. If you don’t have new people, you can go to other small clubs to poach corners. If you can’t poach them, kill them and they will automatically disband.

[Guild] Mimi smiled: Boss, your arrogance has leaked again!

[Guild] Dark Moonlight: That's not a leak of domineering, it's an explosion of desire to control.

[Guild] Mimi smiled: Huh?do not understand.

[Guild] Tumi: Never admit defeat or mistakes, don't allow others to question any of his decisions, and try to make the whole universe run at his own pace.

[Guild] Mimi smiled: What is the specific performance?

[Guild] Dark Moonlight: Let's put it this way, the confession of ordinary people is 'I like you', and the confession of the boss is 'I allow you to like me'.Most people say 'follow me', the boss says 'follow me'.Most people say 'I'm sorry I don't like you', but the boss says 'Who are you? '

[Guild] Mimi smiled: It sounds cruel.

[Guild] Tumi: Don't doubt, he is such an unlovable existence.

[Association] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Since you two have to speak ill of me in front of me, how can I be polite to you?

Wei Zun Ling Xiao's two deputy guild leaders were kicked out of the guild at the same time.

[World] Tumi: Huh?Here we are again...

[World] Dark Moonlight: Sure enough, it came out again.Depend on!Why do you say again?

[World] Tumi: Boss, I was wrong! !All of my wealth is still in the warehouse of the gang! TOT

[World] Dark Moonlight: Boss, I was wrong! !My girls are still in the MM gang! TOT

Lei Yi blocked the crying and begging for mercy from the World Channel, stretched and stood up, his eyes just met the photo on the shelf above his head.

The two of them were so stupidly crowded in front of the camera making sly grimaces, Lei Yi's usual cool image was completely ruined, and he couldn't look directly at it.

It turns out...he was so completely stupid for that person.

Fingers stroking the photo, it seems that you can still feel the temperature of the skin.

Leaving the 37th district with the whole Wei Zun Ling Xiao, he avoided the person who had vowed to hold him in his arms forever, but he couldn't escape his own thoughts.

Snapped.

He knocked down the photo frame heavily and stuffed it into the drawer.

The longing after the breakup is not a longing but a shame, maybe... we should really start over.

Although he is still studying, Lei Yi does not live in a dormitory, but lives alone in an apartment in the new building.The accommodation conditions here are much better than the old dormitory buildings. The bottom floors are double rooms, and the upper floors are apartment-style single rooms. They are clean and quiet, but they are expensive.

In fact, he is not the kind of species that likes to live in isolation and enjoy loneliness. In addition to excellent grades, he is also the main force of the school basketball team. He is always full of enthusiasm and knows how to use his creative talents to fulfill his wishes, so that the results will look more dazzling and brighter. Admirable.In the eyes of others, he is born with the demeanor of a king. Once he stands on the stage of life, his whole body is like a shining sun, constantly emitting light and heat.

It's as if he didn't choose to live here to escape the intrusion of the outside world.

He chose the topmost floor and the middle, with good lighting and ventilation and a wide view. Looking out from the balcony, the world seems to be crawling under his feet, and this is the center of the whole world.

Carrying his textbooks and walking out the door, the moment the door closes is always the most wonderful moment for him, because it is not the door that shuts him out, but that he shuts his own world firmly inside.

Gloomy Moonlight and Tumi are right, this may be the manifestation of desire for control and possessiveness.

As for love life, Lei Yi likes men but doesn't reject women. According to his own understanding, he just likes shiny and eye-catching things.

Don’t think that advertising is a glamorous and fun major. The teacher who taught copywriting said that you must write good copywriting to cultivate your writing skills. The teacher who taught graphic design also said that now is the era of image reading and you should focus on production. It is simply trying to force students to split their personalities!

The homework for the design class is to participate in the advertising competition. A few A4 papers are pasted together to conduct divergence training. After the divergence is over, I find that I can’t get back to the theme!

Seven NO.80 people in the class criticized your work together, and the criticism made you bruised!

After staying up all night tossing about sketching and coloring, and finally handing in the design, the teacher dismissed it and said there was something wrong with the aesthetics!

The most f*cking thing is that I finally came up with a creative idea, but it turns out that it’s not that a professional art student can’t make the effect!

Fortunately, today's advertising planning and creative class is relatively interesting. Professor Lin is not that old and his teaching is not so rigid. One class is over after looking at cases and doing group discussions. The time is not too difficult.

Turning back to the apartment after lunch, the door next door was suddenly opened, and a well-dressed male creature stood at the door with a look of astonishment: "Lei Yi?"

Lei Yi frowned: "Lu Ling! You don't have to be so nervous when you go to the cafeteria to have a meal!"

Lu Ling is Lei Yi's next-door neighbor, and also Tumi, the majestic Ling Xiao deputy leader who just dumped the goddess Yu Shengyan and became famous throughout District 57.This person is completely different from his image on the Internet. Even when he is carrying a lunch box to the cafeteria, he is still fully armed and stylish, as if he is ready to go on a date at any time. appearance.He is usually humorous and witty, and his character has too many points, which makes him not look inferior at all, even more popular, even standing next to Lei Yi who seems to have walked through the back door from God.

According to his own understanding, this is called flirtatious yuppie; according to Lei Yi's understanding, this is called having nothing to worry about.

Fortunately, despite being so popular, Lu Ling is still a relatively low-key person. He will not deliberately attract the attention of others, let alone show a sense of arrogance.Although there are many suitors around, Lu Ling and Lei Yi are both single now. Lei Yi has not yet come out of the shadow of breaking up, while Lu Ling simply likes the unattainable beauty. You will fall into a vortex of loss and frustration.

According to his own understanding, this is called personal interest; according to Lei Yi's understanding, this is called committing suicide.

Although Lei Yi didn't hate this person himself, Lu Ling's expression as if he had seen a ghost at the moment really made him wonder if he had grown an extra facial organ.

"Did you go to class in the morning?" Lu Ling pointed to him in surprise, and then pointed to the computer in the room, "Then who was desperately collecting supplies from the gang warehouse just now?"

Lei Yi was taken aback for a moment, then roared angrily: "Grass!"

This time the hacking was really clean and thorough.

Lei Yi never liked the feeling of being restricted by others. Although Dark Moonlight and Tumi also had some power, he kicked them both out of the guild before they went offline, so almost all the guild power of Wei Zun Ling Xiao was concentrated in Wei Zun Ling Xiao. Yu Zun couldn't smile on his face.Seeing this group of account hackers, they were overjoyed. They easily ransacked the warehouse of the guild, and stripped out the top player in the whole server.All the valuable things in the warehouse in Yuzun's luggage were transferred away, and the priceless equipment on his body was locked, and they couldn't be transferred without the second-level password, so all the stolen accounts were simply disintegrated into a pile of rubbish.Fortunately, the account hackers were not disgusted enough to disband the gang directly, otherwise such a large group of people would have dispersed in an instant, and there would be nowhere to cry.

After applying for account recovery, Lei Yi did not go online for two consecutive days.

It's not about being ashamed or remorseful, nor about escaping from reality, it's just that he suddenly changed from the number one master to someone who can be bullied by anyone. It's really more uncomfortable for him than death.

On the third day, the "Three Realms Online" official finally sent back a message that the destroyed equipment and the transferred gold coins had been recovered, but the various props and materials in the guild warehouse were huge and scattered, and it was obviously hopeless to retrieve them .

Only Yu Zunqian couldn’t laugh and returned to the game. Immediately after returning to the game, he immediately urged everyone to go back to collect resources like Zhou Paopi, wishing to restore the appearance before it was stolen overnight, but the pile of materials was the result of hard work over the past year. Accumulated, how easy is it to recover?

The whole gang was on the loose, and all members were thrown off their feet.

Everyone reached a consensus that he must find a way to divert his attention.

[Guild] Tumi: Boss, it's nothing wrong with you tormenting us every day!So, aren't you interested in Xueman Jiangshan?How about playing a trumpet again to change your mood?

[Guild] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: ... that's fine.

At that time, no one, including Tu Mi himself, could have imagined that his words would completely rewrite the history of Wei Zun Ling Xiao.

Half an hour later, a golden ladyboy lolita with the name of OT little princess on her head was born in Human Novice Village.

[Current] Tu Mi: ...It seems that something strange has mixed in.

[Team] You will laugh as soon as I shoot an arrow: Female account, swordsman, OT little princess... Is this our boss who is cold-blooded and domineering and can be called a murder weapon in the world!

【Current】Impure Little Pure: Pfft!The boss is really a lifelong bohemian lover of ladyboys, and the youngest kneels down to the old man!

[Current] Dark Moonlight: This shows that every hot-blooded man hides a heart that charms the world.

[Current] OT Little Princess: From now on, you have to pretend that you don't know me.

System: You have sent a teacher apprentice request to Xueman Jiangshan.

System: Xueman Jiangshan rejected your request to become a teacher.

After Lei Yi sent a request for apprenticeship to Xueman Jiangshan, the rejection message was sent back almost instantly. Of course, there was no word written in the reason column, full of cool and noble, ah no, strangers should not get close.

Accepting an apprentice can get a degree of care, and the degree of care can be exchanged for experience, props, and mounts. Even when he himself receives the apprenticeship message, he will mostly check whether the other party has development prospects before choosing to accept or reject it. He refused without looking at it.

[Private chat] You said to Xuemanjiangshan: I can be self-sufficient, and my hard work in leveling will not cause trouble, can you accept me?

System: You have sent a teacher apprentice request to Xueman Jiangshan.

Nowadays, there are fewer apprentices who are motivated and don't cause trouble than giant pandas, why are you still hesitating!

System: Xueman Jiangshan rejected your request to become a teacher.

So Xueman Jiangshan rejected his apprenticeship without hesitation, and still didn't write any reason.

Lei Yi: =_=

Lei Yi lost his temper and kept asking the other party to become a teacher, but of course the other party kept refusing, and the screen was filled with pop-up messages, which made him furious.

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: I always have to give a reason if I refuse!

The next rejection message popped up immediately, and one word was written in the rejection reason column: Get lost!

Fuck, what I want has never been impossible, you dare to keep rejecting me, if you have the guts, you wait!