God is poisonous

Lei Yi thought of countless excuses for rejecting him, but he never thought that this would be the case, just like the classics in marketing psychology. It stands to reason that if you ask for 360, the price will be 60 when someone directly asks you. You don’t even have room to talk. None, he was directly stunned.You can still treat someone who has no sincerity in doing business with you as a potential customer, but Xue Manjiangshan's age is simply an insurmountable gap!

The direct consequence of this devastating blow was that Lei Yi completely went berserk, and Wei Zun Ling Xiao suffered his inhuman wrath from top to bottom. When the whole meeting was trembling helplessly in the boss's anger, there was a person Appeared without fear under the pressure of doomed cannon fodder.

Among the three apprentices of Dark Moonlight, Bobo is the lowest in level, the latest in entry, the latest in leveling, and the slowest in leveling. The real person is the age of seventeen or eighteen years old.It just so happened that Lei Yi short-circuited the trumpet group to lead newcomers that day. After Bobo listened to the most brutal conductor in history in YY, he experienced the unique charm of the boss amidst the cries of a group of concubines who couldn't do it.

Lei Yi's special hobbies have never been revealed, except for those in the first echelon who know him well, the name of being the only one who can't laugh in front of him is quite tempting.Compared to those girls who have nothing to do and come to him, Bobo is much more shy and reserved. In addition, she is a silly and confused person, and often accidentally sends messages about private chats with Master to the team or the guild. On the Internet, such as "What does the boss usually like to do?" "The boss doesn't like young girls at the general assembly." The fact that Bo Bo's unrequited love can only be laughed at by Yu Zun, and everyone in the meeting felt that Bo Bo's hopeless love affair was destined to become the most bleak memory of youth.

[Team] Bobo: Master, the boss seems very unhappy recently, aren't you friends, can you persuade him?

This day's Fangcunshan dungeon was also destroyed in a mess. Hearing Lei Yi's dismissal, everyone ran away like an amnesty, and suddenly saw such a sentence at the moment Lei Yi left the group.

It was not the first time that Lei Yi knew that Bobo was interested in him, but this was the first time he noticed this petite loli monster assassin.

It is said that players will more or less substitute their own shadows when shaping characters. Bobo's characters are petite and have delicate facial features. They are not the kind of deliberately cute or beautifying shapes. Lei Yi doesn't know how much of her own shadow is in it, but This must be a sign of her lack of self-confidence.As a sensory animal that likes visual stimulation, a little girl like Bobo doesn't attract him in any way, regardless of appearance or personality.

Lei Yi withdrew from the group to see if the time was about the same, so he drove Wei Yuzun to laugh back and forth in the maze, preparing to fight the Razer boss in the middle.The stone demons and basilisks along the way are not enough for him to make a shot, so he just needs to flash along the way and run over as soon as possible.

Even though there were a bunch of monsters behind him, he still ran smoothly, but unfortunately he heard a scream from behind after he couldn't run for long.Turning the angle of view slightly, he happened to see Bobo standing up gorgeously at the feet of the densely packed monsters.

Lei Yi's face darkened instantly.

As an assassin, even if you can't catch monsters with ease, at least you should use stealth to save your life at critical moments.

Ordinary monsters in the 5s and [-]s of Fangcun Mountain cannot be compared with full-level swordsmen, of course, they opened up the wind and rain in all directions to sweep, and after [-] minutes, the ground in front of them was completely cleaned up.

At this time, a supernatural thing happened.

Just now, Bobo, who was holding his corpse in the strange pile, disappeared.

[Private chat] You said to Bobo: Where are you?

[Private chat] Bobo said to you: I am resurrected, and now I am at the resurrection point.

[Private chat] You said to Bobo: ... Do you know how far the resurrection point is?

[Private chat] Bobo said to you: I didn't know before, but now I know.

[Private chat] You said to Bobo: Why didn't you wait for me to resurrect you with the resurrection talisman?

[Private chat] Bobo said to you: I just thought... what if you didn't see me, what if you saw me but didn't come back to save me.

Lei Yi looked at the pieces of stone monsters and dead snakes in front of him, and suddenly felt like crying.

[Private chat] Bobo said to you: Boss, wait for me, I will be right back, you must wait for me! O(∩_∩)O

Lei Yi clicked a fixed-point teleportation talisman, and the scene changed, and immediately in front of him was the boulder marking the resurrection point and the female assassin standing in front of him looking left and right.

[Private chat] Bobo said to you: Huh?Boss, why did you come out?Didn't I tell you to wait for me inside?

[Private chat] You said to Bobo: Do ​​you really know how to get in?

[Private chat] Bobo said to you: ... I don't know.

[Private chat] You said to Bobo: Can I ask, what exactly do you want to do with me?

[Private Chat] Bobo said to you: I want to follow you, that's all... Am I annoying you?

Looking at the bewildered little assassin in front of him, Lei Yi couldn't help feeling amused.Everyone has had such a pure and beautiful love in their hearts, and they are often so stupid that they don't care about themselves and don't care about rewards.

[Private chat] You said to Bobo: Do ​​you like me?

[Private chat] Bobo said to you: Well, I want to be your wife, boss, can you marry me?

Lei Yi almost vomited blood on the spot, no wonder three years old is a generation gap, this consciousness is too advanced!

[Private chat] You said to Bobo: What do you like about me?

[Private chat] Bobo said to you: Handsome!Domineering!rich!No reason!Bullying!Cold-blooded and ruthless!

[Private chat] You said to Bobo: ...Why don't I feel that this is a compliment to me at all?

[Private chat] Bobo said to you: Anyway, he is the same as the male lead in a romance novel, so likable!

[Private chat] You said to Bobo: What kind of romance novels do you read?

[Private chat] Bobo said to you: "The Cold-Blooded Overlord Loves His Wife", "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me", "My Gentle Tyrant", "I Love the Domineering You"...

[Private chat] You said to Bobo: It seems that I really need to reconsider whether there is something wrong with my style... -_-!

System: The relationship between the violating animal and Xuemanjiangshan broke down, and they cut off the relationship under the witness of Yuelao.

Fortunately, Bobo's nonsense delayed Lei Yi's offline time, otherwise he would definitely miss this important news.

Almost as soon as he saw this message, Lei Yi's hand automatically pressed the scroll of Longteng's return to the city, and then went straight to Yuelao Temple from the city.

[Private chat] Bobo said to you: Boss, where are you going?

[Private chat] You said to Bobo: Moon Lao Temple.

[Private Chat] Bobo said to you: Do you want to get married now? ⊙o⊙

The huge Yuelao Temple was empty and desolate, and the snow was all over the country standing alone in front of the Yuelao Temple. The purple and white clothes were still so light, like the first ray of youth before a flower was about to bloom.

[Current] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Oh, what a coincidence!

[Currently] The snow is all over the country: It's just to watch the excitement and pretend to be a chance encounter, it's fake.

[Current] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Why did you suddenly figure it out?

[Current] Snow Man Jiangshan: Aren't you unhappy looking at it?

Lei Yi looked at the smoke-like female swordsman on the screen, and suddenly didn't know what to say.

When facing Xuemanjiangshan, he would not think about what the person behind the computer looks like or what age, as long as he is Xuemanjiangshan.

Maybe in the past he was somewhat joking about Xue Man Jiang Shan's stalking, but at this moment, he felt as if he was reluctant to let go.

[Current] Bobo: Boss, you run so fast, don't you need to prepare for getting married?Don't you have three media and six certificates in your baggage at any time?

The petite female assassin appeared in front of Wei Yuzun and behind Wei Yuzun.

Lei Yi seemed to smell the breath of death or injury.

Xue Man Jiang Shan in front of him didn't say anything, just turned into white light and disappeared in front of the two of them.

[Current] Bobo: Hey, that's the elder sister you're chasing after so much fanfare, boss?You rushed to get married just after the news of her divorce came to the world, did she explode in anger?

[Current] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: ...

Re-opened OT Little Princess to go online, and a row of system information popped up.

System: You have been kicked out of the Xuewulou guild by the gang leader Xueman Jiangshan.

System: Your friend Xueman Jiangshan has removed you from the friend list.

System: You have been added to the blacklist by Xuemanjiangshan.

System: Xueman Jiangshan has marked you as an enemy.

Lei Yi looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh, isn't the old man too narrow-minded these days?

In the next few days, the snow covered the country did not give him any good looks. Whether he met Wei Yuzun who couldn't laugh in front of him or the little princess OT, he always swung his sword without saying a word, and there was no room for explanation.Lei Yi is not used to always put a hot face on a cold butt, and he also gets angry when he comes and goes. The relationship between the two gangs is unprecedentedly tense, and it is even worse than when they first grabbed resources.

During this stalemate, Lu Ling used the attitude of a savior to bring the latest developments in Xuewulou.

[Private chat] Tumi said to you: Boss, Xuewu Building will hold a party in City C in three days, let's join in the fun too.

[Private Chat] You said to Tu Mi: Get lost.

[Private chat] Tu Mi said to you: A man has 31 flowers, what are you afraid of when you are older?Besides, aren't 22 and 32 also related?

[Private Chat] You said to Tu Mi: Get lost.

[Private Chat] Tu Mi said to you: You are so sure that Xue Man Jiang Shan is an old man, what if he lied to you?

[Private Chat] You said to Tu Mi: Get lost.

[Private Chat] Tu Mi said to you: Boss, I just want to let you go.

[Private chat] You said to Tumi: Believe me, I just want to fire you now.

[Private Chat] Tu Mi said to you: Well, since you are so determined, then I have no choice but to go by myself.

[Private Chat] You said to Tu Mi: Stop.

[Private chat] Tu Mi said to you:?

[Private chat] You said to Tumi: Call me after you have decided on a time and place and bought a ticket.

[Private chat] Tu Mi said to you: ...Boss, are you so arrogant because you were infected by the snow-covered mountains and rivers?

[Private Chat] You said to Tumi: Get lost!