Ten minutes later, the hair ball was wrapped in an oversized robe, lying on the big bed twisting around and moaning.Maotuan finally realized that he was a little different. His fat and short limbs kept waving wildly in front of his eyes, and he wanted to grab something with his fingers when he came across it. He seemed quite excited.
Pound and Funk surrounded the limp creature in front of them like a formidable enemy. They had just studied the small tail and small breasts of the hairball. It seems that because the hairball is still small, the lycanthropy will have a chin to the chest There are no animal hairs or hair balls around, he is completely naked, except for the tail, the rest is completely like an ordinary baby.
Funk poked Mao Tuanyuan's chubby belly, "He changed as soon as he said it? Didn't he say he was going to be three years old? It doesn't look like..."
The hairball baby twisted, and his fat short fingers wanted to grab Funk's hand.Funk started playing with him, teasing with his fingers, which resulted in a series of giggling laughter. Finally, the hairball turned around and nimbly broke away from the robe and turned over, turning into a figure on all fours. , happily crawling towards Funk.
"He accidentally ate some majestic fruit, and it became like this, I think maybe it's temporary?" Pound couldn't help hugging the hairball.The beast-shaped ball of hair can crawl no matter what, but if it were a naked baby thumping around like this, Pound would never be able to see it.
The hair ball was lifted up, knowing that it was Pound's hand, he didn't struggle, and happily moved towards Pound with a "Hey~" sound.Pound clumsily stabilized the writhing hairball, and it looked warm and cute. Funk blinked, "If the fruit can transform into a shape, then you should eat more, right?"
"Transformation in advance is not necessarily good," Pound frowned slightly, "maybe it will cause other damage."
"That's right," Funk felt a little regretful, "then hurry up and lend me a hug."
Pound handed over the writhing hairball, and thought for a while, "But I'll go out for a while, you look at the hairball."
Funk hugged Xiao Routuan happily, "What to do, I have bought everything."
"But there are no clothes and food without hairballs." Only then did Pound realize that the concept of raising a pet is very different from raising a son, "and his milk bottle, bib, diapers... "I don't know how this world is made?
"Ah?" Funk fiddled with the baby's limbs curiously, "What is a diaper?"
At this time, a jet of warm water poured over Funk's clothes, and the little baby was clenching his fists and squinting his eyes, seeming quite comfortable.
Funk stared.
Pound dodged a little away, raised his chin, "It's used to defend against that."
"Oh, go and come back!"
***
Fortunately, Pound immediately went to buy some baby products, because the hairball did not return to animal shape after a while, as Pound expected.He was still a real baby until the next morning, when Maoball opened his big excited eyes and sat on Pound's chest with his whole buttocks to wake him up.
Among the reasons, Pound actually accounted for most of the reasons.
It turned out that after Pang De took in the hairball, he combed the hairball's head from time to time with a double-line growth-promoting spell.Over time, the small head of the hairball has become the most nourished and developed part of the whole body, far surpassing other parts. In addition to the sufficient elemental water nourishment during this period, the hairball is particularly intelligent and spiritual. The consciousness of changing the shape can only be developed around the age of one, and the hairball should be more than one year old in advance.That little bit of Weiguang fruit juice is actually just a trigger for the door.
In theory, the hairball can be transformed into a human form, and naturally it can be switched back to a beast form.But at this moment, I realized that I had turned into the same "shape" as Pound Funk. Mao Tuan was curious and happy, and hadn't thought about changing back. willing.
In any case, the addition of a baby forced some changes to Bond and Funk's plans.
The next day, they spent more effort to find all the baby's supplies at the market; it wasn't that Pang De wanted to save money, but that most of the better baby supplies were made to order, and the only way to get ready-made ones was to go to Find it in the market.Then the plan to go to Lure City also changed from Funk carrying Pound on the road to a trip of renting a camellia to pull a cart on the road.In Pound's impression, the baby's neck was weak and vulnerable, and it would be bad if he was to be held by Funk and jumped up and down violently.
But when Funk hugged the hair ball and accompanied Pound to choose the bib, Funk suddenly looked around the mess.
"? It seems that someone is staring at us from time to time."
Pound paused, raised his head and asked, "Know who it is?"
Funk frowned in surprise, "I didn't catch it, and the other party seems to be quite sharp and well hidden. There are too many people here, so it's difficult to find them."
Pang De was about to say no; given the force value of the two of them, they should not be afraid of anything, but then he remembered the hair ball lying comfortably on Funk's shoulders, and he couldn't just pick it up and stuff it into the collar at the moment, so he took it, " I'll hug the hairball, please pay attention. Don't look around, just keep an eye on it secretly."
"Okay," Funk nodded, and passed the hairball over, but when Pound lowered his eyes and adjusted the restless hands and feet of the hairball in his arm, his side face showed a little softness, and he couldn't help but really smirk.
Pound looked up and found Funk with a silly face, and asked, "What?"
"No," Funk couldn't express the feeling, "you mean we still call him a hairball? He's hairless."
Pound was taken aback, "Indeed, he needs a new name."
Funk thought for a while, his eyes lit up, "Do you think Punk is good!? We have both of our names!"
"..." Pound said dryly, "It's still a ball of hair."
Mao Tuan's big eyes looked over, not knowing that he had just escaped a catastrophe.
***
Feeling the strange sight, Pound and Funk didn't linger in the market for a long time. After buying all the things they could use, they got a brand-new and luxurious camellia cart, and immediately set off on the road.
In "Kalakala", the camels pulled carts slowly on the official road outside the city.
Funk was driving the car, while Pound stayed in the carport to suppress the lively hairball.
After the hairball becomes a baby, many habits are still the same as before.For example, when walking, the clean and beautiful baby clothes on his body were soon dirty due to his habit of crawling and crawling on his stomach, and his tender little palms and knees were always red and swollen.Another example is drinking water. When he meets his favorite elemental water, he always sticks out his tongue to lick it.
It is also frightening that some heights are achieved by beasts, and the hairball wants to jump as usual.One time the hairball actually jumped down successfully, and Pound was stunned by this vigorous baby for several seconds. Even though he guessed that the orc baby might be stronger than ordinary babies, Pound decided to strictly forbid it for the good functioning of the heart. These.
However, hair balls have a big advantage, that is, they hardly cry.When he is hungry, he will rub against people to beg for meat paste, when he is thirsty, he will pat funk's ring; the elemental water is taken from here, as long as you usually watch him and don't do any dangerous moves, it is easy to raise.
***
On the third day of departure, Funk drove the car slowly, and Pound also sat outside the car shed with the hair ball in his arms, blowing the wind with Funk.
After two days of war and chaos, the two of them had just become familiar with Mao Tuan's food and drink, and now they needed to take a breath.
Along the way, Fang Ke drove slowly, often being overtaken by the cart behind him.Fortunately, the Potion Contest ended three weeks ago, the tourists from other places dispersed for a long time, the official road was not busy, and at the end of the whole day, we only ran into five or six team members.
On the way to the west of Kuluo, leading to the city of Lure, there is a piece of rolling hills, which is also the outer part of the Black Forest in the east.When the mountain road starts to twist and turn, with the cover of the tall coniferous forests on both sides, the originally open and bright official road becomes narrow and dark here, so that the line of sight is somewhat hindered on the road after one bend after another.
When Funk turned a corner with his car, he saw a camel cart parked by the roadside not far ahead.
From a distance, the cart looks a bit old, but the quality and style are above average.Surrounded by a man and a woman, they looked like husband and wife.Because the woman was also holding a baby in swaddle, and there was another thin boy standing beside him; about five or six years old, the man was pushing behind the car, it seemed that there was something wrong with the cart.
Funk looked ahead, turned to Pound and said, "There seems to be something going on ahead, should I go and have a look?"
People who are away from home all the year round usually reach out to help when they see difficulties in the wild.
Pound nodded, and Funk immediately said "Yu--" and stopped the llama by the side of the road.Pound also jumped out of the car with the hairball in his arms, and followed Funk to the front to check the situation.
As soon as the two approached, the woman who was anxiously watching beside the cart immediately came over to say hello, "Hey, two big brothers! It's just right, can you help me man? Our car somehow got stuck in the gap and couldn't get out. coming!"
The woman was a fat middle-aged woman with ordinary features and a mole on her chin.At this moment, there was a thin layer of sweat on his forehead, and he was a little embarrassed.However, the baby in her arms seemed to be sleeping soundly, otherwise the baby would have made some movement after making so much noise.
In contrast, the skinny boy standing on the other side was quite quiet.The boy was much more handsome, he didn't follow the cart, he hid his hands behind his back; almost as if he wanted to hide this person, he stared at himself warily.Pound knew what he was looking at, and they didn't hide the hairball's tail for him.All fuzzy pants have a hole in the top to allow the long tail to stretch freely.
Funk took a few steps closer to the car, and saw that the rear wheel of the cart was firmly stuck in a crack in the ground.It is quite rare for this crack to appear on a dirt road, but some earthquakes do cause local cracks on the ground. Funk swept around, and this time the wheel sank into the only crack nearby.
At this moment, the man who was pushing the cart stopped, wiped his sweat, "Damn it, this road should have been repaired long ago! How can we get on after it's broken like this!!" Turning his head to see Funk, the man was full of joy, "Hey! It's great to meet a northerner! Come on, help me!! I'll ask my woman to cook delicious food for you later!!"
Funk grinned slightly, "Okay, just wait." After he helped the crossbar on the car and pushed and touched it, Pound knew that Funk was testing the car's durability.
Seeing this, the man quickly positioned himself, "Brother, this is really tight! We have to push together, come on, when I count to three--"
But before he finished speaking, the funk raised his hand and lifted the entire heavy cart off the ground, lightly flashed through the gap and put it down again.
The man stared, his face changed slightly, "This, this... Thank you so much, brother..."
The author has something to say: Cold jokes haunt ZZZ
Pound and Funk surrounded the limp creature in front of them like a formidable enemy. They had just studied the small tail and small breasts of the hairball. It seems that because the hairball is still small, the lycanthropy will have a chin to the chest There are no animal hairs or hair balls around, he is completely naked, except for the tail, the rest is completely like an ordinary baby.
Funk poked Mao Tuanyuan's chubby belly, "He changed as soon as he said it? Didn't he say he was going to be three years old? It doesn't look like..."
The hairball baby twisted, and his fat short fingers wanted to grab Funk's hand.Funk started playing with him, teasing with his fingers, which resulted in a series of giggling laughter. Finally, the hairball turned around and nimbly broke away from the robe and turned over, turning into a figure on all fours. , happily crawling towards Funk.
"He accidentally ate some majestic fruit, and it became like this, I think maybe it's temporary?" Pound couldn't help hugging the hairball.The beast-shaped ball of hair can crawl no matter what, but if it were a naked baby thumping around like this, Pound would never be able to see it.
The hair ball was lifted up, knowing that it was Pound's hand, he didn't struggle, and happily moved towards Pound with a "Hey~" sound.Pound clumsily stabilized the writhing hairball, and it looked warm and cute. Funk blinked, "If the fruit can transform into a shape, then you should eat more, right?"
"Transformation in advance is not necessarily good," Pound frowned slightly, "maybe it will cause other damage."
"That's right," Funk felt a little regretful, "then hurry up and lend me a hug."
Pound handed over the writhing hairball, and thought for a while, "But I'll go out for a while, you look at the hairball."
Funk hugged Xiao Routuan happily, "What to do, I have bought everything."
"But there are no clothes and food without hairballs." Only then did Pound realize that the concept of raising a pet is very different from raising a son, "and his milk bottle, bib, diapers... "I don't know how this world is made?
"Ah?" Funk fiddled with the baby's limbs curiously, "What is a diaper?"
At this time, a jet of warm water poured over Funk's clothes, and the little baby was clenching his fists and squinting his eyes, seeming quite comfortable.
Funk stared.
Pound dodged a little away, raised his chin, "It's used to defend against that."
"Oh, go and come back!"
***
Fortunately, Pound immediately went to buy some baby products, because the hairball did not return to animal shape after a while, as Pound expected.He was still a real baby until the next morning, when Maoball opened his big excited eyes and sat on Pound's chest with his whole buttocks to wake him up.
Among the reasons, Pound actually accounted for most of the reasons.
It turned out that after Pang De took in the hairball, he combed the hairball's head from time to time with a double-line growth-promoting spell.Over time, the small head of the hairball has become the most nourished and developed part of the whole body, far surpassing other parts. In addition to the sufficient elemental water nourishment during this period, the hairball is particularly intelligent and spiritual. The consciousness of changing the shape can only be developed around the age of one, and the hairball should be more than one year old in advance.That little bit of Weiguang fruit juice is actually just a trigger for the door.
In theory, the hairball can be transformed into a human form, and naturally it can be switched back to a beast form.But at this moment, I realized that I had turned into the same "shape" as Pound Funk. Mao Tuan was curious and happy, and hadn't thought about changing back. willing.
In any case, the addition of a baby forced some changes to Bond and Funk's plans.
The next day, they spent more effort to find all the baby's supplies at the market; it wasn't that Pang De wanted to save money, but that most of the better baby supplies were made to order, and the only way to get ready-made ones was to go to Find it in the market.Then the plan to go to Lure City also changed from Funk carrying Pound on the road to a trip of renting a camellia to pull a cart on the road.In Pound's impression, the baby's neck was weak and vulnerable, and it would be bad if he was to be held by Funk and jumped up and down violently.
But when Funk hugged the hair ball and accompanied Pound to choose the bib, Funk suddenly looked around the mess.
"? It seems that someone is staring at us from time to time."
Pound paused, raised his head and asked, "Know who it is?"
Funk frowned in surprise, "I didn't catch it, and the other party seems to be quite sharp and well hidden. There are too many people here, so it's difficult to find them."
Pang De was about to say no; given the force value of the two of them, they should not be afraid of anything, but then he remembered the hair ball lying comfortably on Funk's shoulders, and he couldn't just pick it up and stuff it into the collar at the moment, so he took it, " I'll hug the hairball, please pay attention. Don't look around, just keep an eye on it secretly."
"Okay," Funk nodded, and passed the hairball over, but when Pound lowered his eyes and adjusted the restless hands and feet of the hairball in his arm, his side face showed a little softness, and he couldn't help but really smirk.
Pound looked up and found Funk with a silly face, and asked, "What?"
"No," Funk couldn't express the feeling, "you mean we still call him a hairball? He's hairless."
Pound was taken aback, "Indeed, he needs a new name."
Funk thought for a while, his eyes lit up, "Do you think Punk is good!? We have both of our names!"
"..." Pound said dryly, "It's still a ball of hair."
Mao Tuan's big eyes looked over, not knowing that he had just escaped a catastrophe.
***
Feeling the strange sight, Pound and Funk didn't linger in the market for a long time. After buying all the things they could use, they got a brand-new and luxurious camellia cart, and immediately set off on the road.
In "Kalakala", the camels pulled carts slowly on the official road outside the city.
Funk was driving the car, while Pound stayed in the carport to suppress the lively hairball.
After the hairball becomes a baby, many habits are still the same as before.For example, when walking, the clean and beautiful baby clothes on his body were soon dirty due to his habit of crawling and crawling on his stomach, and his tender little palms and knees were always red and swollen.Another example is drinking water. When he meets his favorite elemental water, he always sticks out his tongue to lick it.
It is also frightening that some heights are achieved by beasts, and the hairball wants to jump as usual.One time the hairball actually jumped down successfully, and Pound was stunned by this vigorous baby for several seconds. Even though he guessed that the orc baby might be stronger than ordinary babies, Pound decided to strictly forbid it for the good functioning of the heart. These.
However, hair balls have a big advantage, that is, they hardly cry.When he is hungry, he will rub against people to beg for meat paste, when he is thirsty, he will pat funk's ring; the elemental water is taken from here, as long as you usually watch him and don't do any dangerous moves, it is easy to raise.
***
On the third day of departure, Funk drove the car slowly, and Pound also sat outside the car shed with the hair ball in his arms, blowing the wind with Funk.
After two days of war and chaos, the two of them had just become familiar with Mao Tuan's food and drink, and now they needed to take a breath.
Along the way, Fang Ke drove slowly, often being overtaken by the cart behind him.Fortunately, the Potion Contest ended three weeks ago, the tourists from other places dispersed for a long time, the official road was not busy, and at the end of the whole day, we only ran into five or six team members.
On the way to the west of Kuluo, leading to the city of Lure, there is a piece of rolling hills, which is also the outer part of the Black Forest in the east.When the mountain road starts to twist and turn, with the cover of the tall coniferous forests on both sides, the originally open and bright official road becomes narrow and dark here, so that the line of sight is somewhat hindered on the road after one bend after another.
When Funk turned a corner with his car, he saw a camel cart parked by the roadside not far ahead.
From a distance, the cart looks a bit old, but the quality and style are above average.Surrounded by a man and a woman, they looked like husband and wife.Because the woman was also holding a baby in swaddle, and there was another thin boy standing beside him; about five or six years old, the man was pushing behind the car, it seemed that there was something wrong with the cart.
Funk looked ahead, turned to Pound and said, "There seems to be something going on ahead, should I go and have a look?"
People who are away from home all the year round usually reach out to help when they see difficulties in the wild.
Pound nodded, and Funk immediately said "Yu--" and stopped the llama by the side of the road.Pound also jumped out of the car with the hairball in his arms, and followed Funk to the front to check the situation.
As soon as the two approached, the woman who was anxiously watching beside the cart immediately came over to say hello, "Hey, two big brothers! It's just right, can you help me man? Our car somehow got stuck in the gap and couldn't get out. coming!"
The woman was a fat middle-aged woman with ordinary features and a mole on her chin.At this moment, there was a thin layer of sweat on his forehead, and he was a little embarrassed.However, the baby in her arms seemed to be sleeping soundly, otherwise the baby would have made some movement after making so much noise.
In contrast, the skinny boy standing on the other side was quite quiet.The boy was much more handsome, he didn't follow the cart, he hid his hands behind his back; almost as if he wanted to hide this person, he stared at himself warily.Pound knew what he was looking at, and they didn't hide the hairball's tail for him.All fuzzy pants have a hole in the top to allow the long tail to stretch freely.
Funk took a few steps closer to the car, and saw that the rear wheel of the cart was firmly stuck in a crack in the ground.It is quite rare for this crack to appear on a dirt road, but some earthquakes do cause local cracks on the ground. Funk swept around, and this time the wheel sank into the only crack nearby.
At this moment, the man who was pushing the cart stopped, wiped his sweat, "Damn it, this road should have been repaired long ago! How can we get on after it's broken like this!!" Turning his head to see Funk, the man was full of joy, "Hey! It's great to meet a northerner! Come on, help me!! I'll ask my woman to cook delicious food for you later!!"
Funk grinned slightly, "Okay, just wait." After he helped the crossbar on the car and pushed and touched it, Pound knew that Funk was testing the car's durability.
Seeing this, the man quickly positioned himself, "Brother, this is really tight! We have to push together, come on, when I count to three--"
But before he finished speaking, the funk raised his hand and lifted the entire heavy cart off the ground, lightly flashed through the gap and put it down again.
The man stared, his face changed slightly, "This, this... Thank you so much, brother..."
The author has something to say: Cold jokes haunt ZZZ
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