Ben Meiqiang has an extra elf "father"
Chapter 19
In the end, both Lu Jiaqi and Qian Ling retreated, and the men in the office dared not say a word and could only watch them leave.
Calculated in this way, the man didn't earn any benefits, and he paid four hundred and five.It’s not counted as an upside-down post, and I’ve caused a lot of trouble for no reason, and I’m always worried about being reported!
The man was in a very broken mood, leaning on the edge of the desk and wiping tears in pain.
Qian Ling followed Lu Jiaqi slowly, seeing that he seemed to be in a good mood, so he quickened two steps and chased after him: "So why is it so complicated?"
Lu Jiaqi glanced at him, and finally remembered to return the star coin in his hand: "Here, take it. Don't be so careless in the future, okay?"
Qian Ling didn't understand: "What's so careless? What the hell is he doing? Is it such a shameful thing to have a meal? Why are you all keeping it secret?"
Lu Jiaqi took a deep breath angrily, and shook his head angrily.
"In our human world, appointments for meals can have many meanings."
"In your cognition, what you think of eating may be simply eating. But in other people's cognition, you are good-looking and simple. A person who has never met you asks you out for dinner, and hints that Going to stay in a hotel after eating too late, that's what Pao means, what I want to do to you, do you understand?"
Qian Ling: "You want to hit me?!"
Lu Jiaqi: "..."
He couldn't help stopping, and looked at Qian Ling curiously: "Hey, let me tell you, is there no X life in your wishing world—just your planet?"
Qian Ling: "...you mean sex///mating?"
"You could say the same."
"Yes, yes."
"...Are you an exception?"
"I'm a customer service employee, so I don't need it."
"Why don't you need it?"
"After-sales service doesn't need to reproduce, why do you need it?"
Lu Jiaqi raised his eyebrows suddenly, and looked at him with interest.
After a while, he tentatively asked: "Then if—I mean if—if one day, you meet a person who wishes to have sex and reproduce, and asks you to fulfill his wish for him, then you—"
As he spoke, he looked Qian Ling up and down, his eyes full of curiosity "whether you're going or not".
Qian Ling subconsciously covered his chest, seeing that he didn't look like he was going to do anything, so he put down his hands, frowned and thought: "This—"
After thinking for a long time, he curled his lips: "I don't know. I haven't received such a request so far."
Lu Jiaqi: "I mean, if, if——if you really received such a mission?"
"Hmm..." Qian Ling thought for a while, and finally shook his head: "It cannot be assumed. It is beyond the scope of understanding."
"However, according to our professional standards and professional ethics, if such a thing really happens, our customer service will definitely serve wholeheartedly and strive for the satisfaction of the customers' fathers!"
Lu Jiaqi choked in shock and almost vomited blood.
After a while, he regained his composure and said, "Are you really doing it?"
Qian Ling: "Satisfying customers' wishes is my duty."
Lu Jiaqi: "Does it include selling your own body?"
"We need to meet the needs of our customers unconditionally! Besides, isn't it just a body? Is there anything to sell?"
Lu Jiaqi gasped, thinking that he couldn't do it, he couldn't do it.
This guy's three views, in the human world where fish, dragons and monsters dance wildly, are simply lambs waiting to be slaughtered.
Although he didn't have a good impression of this guy, he didn't really want to have an in-depth exchange.
However, he couldn't bear the sight of such a defenseless and simple person being bullied by some people.
It was rare for him to be patient, and he followed the instructions as he walked: "Listen, in the human world, there is a thing called human rights, and there is another thing called chastity."
"This kind of thing, no matter who it is, should pay attention to it."
"I'm not saying you can't have sex with someone - that's what intercourse///mating means in your world - I'm not saying you can't have sex with someone, nor is it that you lose your virginity if you have sex with someone, Rather, if you are not willing, no one can force you to do that, and no one can force you to dedicate your body and your chastity unconditionally."
"In our world, we pay attention to one human right—of course it is on you, it may be the human rights of star beasts or aliens."
"But no matter what, if you come here and join here, you will have that kind of power. In the future, on this planet, anyone will force you to do everything that harms your own physical and mental interests without your own willingness. These things are all called violations of your human rights, and they are all violations of the laws of the planet. It is the other party's immorality, injustice, and illegality, and it is the other party's fault."
"And at that time, you have to learn to stand up and resist."
"Even if you can't do it directly face to face sometimes, you have to use your brain to find ways to minimize your loss and maximize the punishment of the other party."
Qian Ling listened quietly, feeling that these words were completely different from what he said on the original planet.
But this did not prevent him from listening carefully, and he asked, "So what did that person force me just now?"
Lu Jiaqi had no choice but to say again: "He didn't force you on the surface, but in reality, as soon as you promise him and go to dinner with him, when the time comes in the evening, he will try his best to do this or that to you, even when you don't want to." Under the premise of forcing you to sleep with him, do you know?"
Qian Ling: "Does going to bed mean intercourse///mating?"
"Yes. And any unwilling mating///mating is called rape. On our planet, this is a crime, and you will be arrested and imprisoned, do you know?"
"...Then why don't I let him go to jail?"
"That can't be established until he succeeds? You have to be happy by him?!"
"Then can I hit him?"
"I doubt you have that force value."
"If I beat him to death, am I breaking the law?"
"Breaking the law."
"Then he beat me to death when I beat him, did he break the law?"
"Beating someone to death is basically against the law."
Qian Ling stopped in great confusion and sighed: "Your planet is really troublesome."
Lu Jiaqi: "...It's because your planet is too simple."
Qian Ling: "Our planet only needs to complete the performance indicators and accumulate enough faith for the planet."
"Don't you have performance competition?"
"Normally not. There are serious penalties for vicious competition."
Lu Jiaqi is helpless: it is just a giant utopia.
At this time, Qian Ling asked again: "Then what is Yuebao?"
Lu Jiaqi: "Two people who have no feelings, make an appointment to sleep for a night."
"Isn't this illegal?"
"Both parties are voluntary, and no one is forcing the other."
"... Then I heard that there is another word in your world called love?"
"It's the act of mating///mating between two lovers."
"Wouldn't you lose your virginity if you did it?"
"...If you have feelings, chastity is not so important..."
"Then how do I tell when I have feelings and when I don't, and whether the other party has feelings and is it voluntary?"
Lu Jiaqi finally realized how reckless and stupid his science popularization behavior was.
He was heartbroken and said, "I'll buy you an interstellar code later on, and another set of interstellar one hundred thousand. Why, take your time and take care of it yourself?"
Qian Ling: "Oh, being a father is really troublesome."
Lu Jiaqi finally couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped him on the back of the head: "You still want to be a father?! My mother brought a son!"
Qian Ling rubbed his head, and said confidently: "Don't worry, Dad will work hard!" Seeing that in front of him was the place where the branch alliance first registered member information, he asked again: "Why are we here?"
Lu Jiaqi was very glad that he changed the topic by himself, walked over quickly and said, "Rent an apartment, otherwise where would you live?"
When he came to the registration desk, he put the reward he received today, and the first half of the intelligence reward that the captain transferred to him in advance, on the registration desk: "I want to rent an apartment."
Immediately, he asked the registrar again: "Where do aliens need to check in? Is there a corresponding agency in this city?"
Calculated in this way, the man didn't earn any benefits, and he paid four hundred and five.It’s not counted as an upside-down post, and I’ve caused a lot of trouble for no reason, and I’m always worried about being reported!
The man was in a very broken mood, leaning on the edge of the desk and wiping tears in pain.
Qian Ling followed Lu Jiaqi slowly, seeing that he seemed to be in a good mood, so he quickened two steps and chased after him: "So why is it so complicated?"
Lu Jiaqi glanced at him, and finally remembered to return the star coin in his hand: "Here, take it. Don't be so careless in the future, okay?"
Qian Ling didn't understand: "What's so careless? What the hell is he doing? Is it such a shameful thing to have a meal? Why are you all keeping it secret?"
Lu Jiaqi took a deep breath angrily, and shook his head angrily.
"In our human world, appointments for meals can have many meanings."
"In your cognition, what you think of eating may be simply eating. But in other people's cognition, you are good-looking and simple. A person who has never met you asks you out for dinner, and hints that Going to stay in a hotel after eating too late, that's what Pao means, what I want to do to you, do you understand?"
Qian Ling: "You want to hit me?!"
Lu Jiaqi: "..."
He couldn't help stopping, and looked at Qian Ling curiously: "Hey, let me tell you, is there no X life in your wishing world—just your planet?"
Qian Ling: "...you mean sex///mating?"
"You could say the same."
"Yes, yes."
"...Are you an exception?"
"I'm a customer service employee, so I don't need it."
"Why don't you need it?"
"After-sales service doesn't need to reproduce, why do you need it?"
Lu Jiaqi raised his eyebrows suddenly, and looked at him with interest.
After a while, he tentatively asked: "Then if—I mean if—if one day, you meet a person who wishes to have sex and reproduce, and asks you to fulfill his wish for him, then you—"
As he spoke, he looked Qian Ling up and down, his eyes full of curiosity "whether you're going or not".
Qian Ling subconsciously covered his chest, seeing that he didn't look like he was going to do anything, so he put down his hands, frowned and thought: "This—"
After thinking for a long time, he curled his lips: "I don't know. I haven't received such a request so far."
Lu Jiaqi: "I mean, if, if——if you really received such a mission?"
"Hmm..." Qian Ling thought for a while, and finally shook his head: "It cannot be assumed. It is beyond the scope of understanding."
"However, according to our professional standards and professional ethics, if such a thing really happens, our customer service will definitely serve wholeheartedly and strive for the satisfaction of the customers' fathers!"
Lu Jiaqi choked in shock and almost vomited blood.
After a while, he regained his composure and said, "Are you really doing it?"
Qian Ling: "Satisfying customers' wishes is my duty."
Lu Jiaqi: "Does it include selling your own body?"
"We need to meet the needs of our customers unconditionally! Besides, isn't it just a body? Is there anything to sell?"
Lu Jiaqi gasped, thinking that he couldn't do it, he couldn't do it.
This guy's three views, in the human world where fish, dragons and monsters dance wildly, are simply lambs waiting to be slaughtered.
Although he didn't have a good impression of this guy, he didn't really want to have an in-depth exchange.
However, he couldn't bear the sight of such a defenseless and simple person being bullied by some people.
It was rare for him to be patient, and he followed the instructions as he walked: "Listen, in the human world, there is a thing called human rights, and there is another thing called chastity."
"This kind of thing, no matter who it is, should pay attention to it."
"I'm not saying you can't have sex with someone - that's what intercourse///mating means in your world - I'm not saying you can't have sex with someone, nor is it that you lose your virginity if you have sex with someone, Rather, if you are not willing, no one can force you to do that, and no one can force you to dedicate your body and your chastity unconditionally."
"In our world, we pay attention to one human right—of course it is on you, it may be the human rights of star beasts or aliens."
"But no matter what, if you come here and join here, you will have that kind of power. In the future, on this planet, anyone will force you to do everything that harms your own physical and mental interests without your own willingness. These things are all called violations of your human rights, and they are all violations of the laws of the planet. It is the other party's immorality, injustice, and illegality, and it is the other party's fault."
"And at that time, you have to learn to stand up and resist."
"Even if you can't do it directly face to face sometimes, you have to use your brain to find ways to minimize your loss and maximize the punishment of the other party."
Qian Ling listened quietly, feeling that these words were completely different from what he said on the original planet.
But this did not prevent him from listening carefully, and he asked, "So what did that person force me just now?"
Lu Jiaqi had no choice but to say again: "He didn't force you on the surface, but in reality, as soon as you promise him and go to dinner with him, when the time comes in the evening, he will try his best to do this or that to you, even when you don't want to." Under the premise of forcing you to sleep with him, do you know?"
Qian Ling: "Does going to bed mean intercourse///mating?"
"Yes. And any unwilling mating///mating is called rape. On our planet, this is a crime, and you will be arrested and imprisoned, do you know?"
"...Then why don't I let him go to jail?"
"That can't be established until he succeeds? You have to be happy by him?!"
"Then can I hit him?"
"I doubt you have that force value."
"If I beat him to death, am I breaking the law?"
"Breaking the law."
"Then he beat me to death when I beat him, did he break the law?"
"Beating someone to death is basically against the law."
Qian Ling stopped in great confusion and sighed: "Your planet is really troublesome."
Lu Jiaqi: "...It's because your planet is too simple."
Qian Ling: "Our planet only needs to complete the performance indicators and accumulate enough faith for the planet."
"Don't you have performance competition?"
"Normally not. There are serious penalties for vicious competition."
Lu Jiaqi is helpless: it is just a giant utopia.
At this time, Qian Ling asked again: "Then what is Yuebao?"
Lu Jiaqi: "Two people who have no feelings, make an appointment to sleep for a night."
"Isn't this illegal?"
"Both parties are voluntary, and no one is forcing the other."
"... Then I heard that there is another word in your world called love?"
"It's the act of mating///mating between two lovers."
"Wouldn't you lose your virginity if you did it?"
"...If you have feelings, chastity is not so important..."
"Then how do I tell when I have feelings and when I don't, and whether the other party has feelings and is it voluntary?"
Lu Jiaqi finally realized how reckless and stupid his science popularization behavior was.
He was heartbroken and said, "I'll buy you an interstellar code later on, and another set of interstellar one hundred thousand. Why, take your time and take care of it yourself?"
Qian Ling: "Oh, being a father is really troublesome."
Lu Jiaqi finally couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped him on the back of the head: "You still want to be a father?! My mother brought a son!"
Qian Ling rubbed his head, and said confidently: "Don't worry, Dad will work hard!" Seeing that in front of him was the place where the branch alliance first registered member information, he asked again: "Why are we here?"
Lu Jiaqi was very glad that he changed the topic by himself, walked over quickly and said, "Rent an apartment, otherwise where would you live?"
When he came to the registration desk, he put the reward he received today, and the first half of the intelligence reward that the captain transferred to him in advance, on the registration desk: "I want to rent an apartment."
Immediately, he asked the registrar again: "Where do aliens need to check in? Is there a corresponding agency in this city?"
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