20 billion year old boyfriend

"Then you won't throw away your phone?"

"That would be worse." He tried throwing away the phone, and soon found that his computer and TV began to sing love songs to him, and even the hour and minute hands of the watch would inexplicably make a heart shape for him!Forced him to retrieve his phone.

So he probably saw a ghost, or did the intelligent machine already have a sense of autonomy and began to harass humans?

Ying Yuchu was as calm as water, and he was numb to the wonders of this world.

"You won't take it to a mobile phone shop for repair?" Ying Yuchu said contemptuously, he didn't believe that a dignified killer would be tortured to this point by the mobile phone.

Sha took out his mobile phone and replied contemptuously: "Have you ever heard the mobile phones in the whole mobile phone store singing love songs together?"

"..."

It was ten years later that Ying Yuchu saw Jiang Jishan again, and he was already in his 30s at that time.

The world is gradually returning to calm. About prehistoric humans, it has gradually been dusted, and no one will be excited or surprised by this topic anymore.

The Ying family's annual reunion dinner is still going on, the fireworks on the road are getting more and more psychedelic, the high-tech products are getting more and more unbelievable, AI robots and bionic people are already very common.

Electronic fireworks have gradually replaced firecrackers, and this year's fireworks are particularly dazzling. Their shapes interweave and gradually transform into fantastic flowers and figures in the dark night, and suddenly burst into stronger colors as they drift away in a cloud of smoke. It's dizzying.

Starry Sky Island will also set off fireworks on the Spring Festival. There has never been a distinction between national boundaries, but they always like to do the opposite. They disdain to use electronic fireworks, but real firecrackers. The idea is simple and full of appreciation .

At the end, the huge fireworks covered the sight, and it seemed that the entire Starry Sky Island was shrouded under it. The surging crowd exclaimed. As the fireworks went out, a string of Chinese characters was presented: Happy New Year!

"Si." Someone called him.

Ying Yuchu followed the voice and saw a teenager in the crowd, Jiang Jishan.

Ying Yuchu walked over in a daze, and saw many people passing through the young man's body, leaving faint ripples.

The boy called him again: "Ah Si."

"What?" Ying Yuchu couldn't turn his head around, and suspected that the daily leisure work in Gulong Mountain these years seemed to make his brain not flexible.

He looks like a 16-year-old version of Jiang Jishan.In the past, some supernatural beings used Jiang Jishan's fantasies to confuse him, but this was the first time someone imitated his youthful appearance to the point of making it look like the real thing, but Jiang Jishan never wore such clothes.

The boy was wearing some loose T-shirts, with delicate bones and vigorous limbs, he looked at himself energetically.

"Ah Si." Jiang Jishan called him again.

Is this hallucination?Ying Yuchu tilted his head slightly, and responded: "Jiang..."

People against the current looked at him, marveling at his beauty in their hearts, but no one saw the boy opposite him.

"I'll take you to a place." He stretched out his hand, his fingers passed through an intangible void, as if reaching out from a very far away, his eyes passed through the deep galaxy, the long rings, and fell on him When it was on the body, it seemed that it still carried the mist of the galaxy and the dust of the vicissitudes of life.

Ying Yuchu grabbed his hand without hesitation, Jiang Jishan smiled: "I'm too selfish...to take you away so easily."

Ying Yuchu felt the warmth of his palm, which was like an electric shock, which woke him up from his ignorance, and he grabbed Jiang Jishan tightly: "Don't leave me behind!"

Jiang Jishan also clenched his hand: "No, this time, I will definitely not leave you behind."

The people passing by looked at him strangely, and saw Ying Yuchu's hand stopped in mid-air, his eyes were shining in a certain direction, who was he talking to?Who are you crying again?

"It's actually a lunatic..." Everyone sighed and shook their heads regretfully. They couldn't help but look back at him. Some people had already used their brains to take this beautiful fool home.

Jiang Jishan grabbed him, and Ying Yuchu was carried into his arms. People saw that beautiful fool disappear in the blink of an eye.

The warden of Gulongshan disappeared, Mr. Four of the Ying family disappeared, the leader of the tenth color disappeared out of thin air, and no one in this world saw Ying Yuchu again.

In the cracks of cosmic time, there is a small planet similar to the earth. There are large green jungles here, and they surround cities. On the outskirts of the cities, there is a small county town. In the county town, there are row upon row of buildings. Crowded.

A handsome young man with curly hair walked into the cake shop, and the shop owner was surprised: "Your brother didn't come to help you buy a cake today?"

Ying Yuchu took a look at him: "I said before, he is not my brother."

The shopkeeper let out a sigh and tapped his head: "Sorry, I forgot again, Ah Shan is your partner." He muttered, "It's just that you are too young to get married now, at least three years later."

"Don't worry about it." Ying Yuchu responded coldly.

He looked at his shrunken limbs, since he came to this world, he has become a twelve or thirteen-year-old child, which is crazy.

Jiang Jishan said that this is the time rule of this planet. Its year is almost equivalent to 13 days of the earth. When they enter this planet through the space superimposed machine, the machine will automatically improve their bodies, so they shrink and become [-] years old.

The vastness of the universe has been beyond imagination, including many worlds similar to the earth now.The environment and creatures in this world are very close to the earth, just like a replica of the earth. Fortunately, no one knows them.

Ying Yuchu stood on tiptoe, wanting to take the top layer of milk cake, thinking: This damn height.

Thanks to the gravity of this planet, every adult here is almost two meters tall, so that all the shelves overlook him, and even the tables and chairs are one size larger than the earth.

The clerk didn't dare to help him, because last time he wanted to pick him up to help him take the cake out of good intentions-he swore it was just out of love and care for children, and he was hospitalized after that, who knew this little guy Where does the strength come from?With a backhand, he broke his arm.

If it weren't for Ying Yuchu's beauty (in fact, Jiang Jishan gave him a state-of-the-art Black pistol as an apology), he would not have forgiven this little guy.

From then on, he put those milk cakes on the top layer on purpose, but usually Jiang Jishan came to buy cakes, so these little thoughts were useless.

Sure enough, the emperor paid off. On this day, Ying Yuchu came to buy the cake in person. The shopkeeper looked at the child with long curly hair leisurely. This time, he really tried his best, but he couldn't get the cake.

He promised that as long as the proud little prince looked back at him, he would immediately walk over and respectfully help him take the cake, because at this moment he already felt guilty.

This damn shopkeeper deliberately punished him.Ying Yuchu was about to give up, when suddenly he felt someone hug him, his feet lifted off the ground, and when he looked back, it was Jiang Jishan.

Jiang Jishan is already 16 years old here, and he is much taller than him. He lifted him up easily, and Ying Yuchu took the smallest milk cake.

Jiang Jishan put him down and touched his cheek.

The shopkeeper blinked and took the money: "You guys are really loving."

"Talk!" Ying Yuchu replied, choking the owner.

The two enemies continued talking endlessly, Jiang Jishan quickly collected the change, and Ying Yuchu was led out of the cake shop by him.

"Hey, Ah Jiang, your brother is so cute." The shopkeeper poked at his weakness again.

Ying Yuchu didn't turn back and said, "Fatty, I'm his legal partner..." ignoring the darkened face of the shopkeeper.

Jiang Jishan smiled and recited Ying Yuchu.A proud laugh came from behind: "Hey, cutie, I eat milk cake every day, so I'm so fat!"

Ying Yuchu turned her head on Jiang Jishan's back and glared at the shopkeeper.The shopkeeper sticks out his tongue.

Jiang Jishan opened that small shop at the intersection. At the age of 16, he is an adult and has the legal right to operate and a business license.

Prehistoric humans successfully created the most reliable body according to his consciousness body. Although they once wanted to transform him into a higher-latitude life, Jiang Jishan refused. He has completed his mission, and now he is no longer a star picker. It's just Jiang Jishan.His life this time was only born to meet Yuchu.

This place is very similar to that small city in Nevada, peaceful and warm, and that is the place where he feels the most kindness in the human world.

Therefore, after accidentally discovering this blue planet during a certain space voyage, he only wanted to share this paradise with Ying Yuchu. Irrigate with energy and nutrient solutions.

Ying Yuchu decided not to eat cake tonight, the fat man was right, he already clearly felt that there was fat on his stomach these days, which affected his beauty too much.

Jiang Jishan pinched his cheeks and said with a smile, "Children are all carp bellies, so what's the point?"

Ying Yuchu said: "I'm not a child."

Jiang Jishan picked him up on the bed and stood on the bed: "Isn't it? My lovely brother?"

Obviously only three years older than him, why can he be so much taller than him?

Ying Yuchu frowned: "I don't want to be a younger brother."

Jiang Jishan shook his head and touched his nose with the tip of his nose: "In three years, we will be able to get a marriage certificate."

"But these three years will take more than 2000 days."

"You have waited for me for so many years, so I should wait for you."

"But I don't want to wait." He leaned on his neck: "Kiss me."

Jiang Jishan kissed him hard on the cheek.

Ying Yuchu twitched: "Who told you to kiss your face?"

Recently, he has become more and more comfortable acting like a baby, probably because of the influence of his small body. Now he only needs to be taken care of by Jiang Jishan to go to school, study, eat and sleep, and be a good citizen. Acting like a baby is a fool.

Jiang Jishan rubbed the back of his head, Ying Yuchu's hair curled lazily and fell on his shoulders: "You are only 13 years old, I am a pedophile, I will be arrested and reformed, and whoever will take care of you will be the one who will take care of you." going to an orphanage."

Ying Yuchu couldn't help but roll his eyes, looking quite innocent.

Jiang Jishan pressed his forehead against his, and his smile deepened: "Didn't I watch you grow up like this?"

"Humph……"

"If you don't eat the cake, I'm going to turn off the lights."

"...to eat."