[Yi Tian] It's not easy to be famous and decent
Chapter 183 Interview with Wudang
Director: "It's not easy to be decent in a famous family" has 180 episodes, and now it has finally come to an end.While this director has won many awards (actually none!), the actors have also gained a lot of popularity, among which the most popular are the knights of the Wudang School. Congratulations in advance!This director has always been sincere, kind, knowledgeable, knowledgeable, interesting, elegant, talented and talented... ([-] words are omitted here), naturally knowing that the audience is very interested in the daily life of our protagonist Song Qingshu, so we went along with the flow and organized this interview , please speak freely, thank you!
One: Zhang Sanfeng
Director: Zhang Zhenren, as the most enlightened and wise elder in this play, how would you rate your disciple Song Qingshu?
Zhang Sanfeng (smiling with his beard): My disciple is smart and filial, courageous and resourceful, caring about the world, and being chivalrous. Naturally, he is excellent!
Director: So, does Zhang Zhenren have no dissatisfaction with Song Qingshu?
Zhang Sanfeng: With such talent as Qing Shubai, how can the old man be dissatisfied?
Director: Zhang Zhenren, a personal question first.There is a big courtyard outside your Zhaitang. In the courtyard there is a big water jar besides an old locust tree.I see that there are aquatic plants in this water tank, but Zhenren Zhang never thought of raising some fish by the way, to make him happy?
Zhang Sanfeng: ...
Director: Zhang Zhenren, monks do not lie!
Zhang Sanfeng (-_-): It seems that the director came prepared, so the old man told the truth.There were indeed many goldfishes raised in that water tank, but they were pinched to death by Qing Shuboy... God has the virtue of being good at life, if I don't keep them, they can still swim freely, and they won't die at the hands of children.Since then, I have only raised aquatic plants.
Director: All pinched to death?hehe!It's hard for Master Zhang to blame himself for everything. If it were me, I would have to put this little kid in the water tank!
Zhang Sanfeng (-_-|||): Oh!Qing Shu'er was only a three-year-old child at that time, and it was normal for a child to be ignorant.
Director: Why are these words so familiar?
Zhang Sanfeng: ...
Director: I'm talking too much, why don't we change the subject.I heard that Song Qingshu was born with dystocia, and his life should be saved by Zhenren Zhang?
Zhang Sanfeng: Is it dystocia or premature.At that time, Wen Shi was only seven months pregnant with him and couldn't wait to give birth. The baby was born, not much bigger than a crab, with fingernails and toenails not fully grown, and he couldn't cry. Started to puff, puffed and puffed again.The old Taoist used his internal strength to open up his blood vessels to save his life, and later took four apprentices, Yuan Qiao, Lian Zhou, Dai Yan, and Song Xi, to take turns holding him to sleep every night, not daring to close his eyes all night, for fear that he would not wake up .After more than half a year, the child gradually improved.
Director: The elders have a deep affection, really admirable!
Zhang Sanfeng (with emotion): Fortunately, Qingshuhaier has been obedient and obedient since he was a child, and he is very worry-free after he is healthy. The old Taoist is very happy to see him.
Yu Lianzhou ((╰_╯)#): Master, your goldfish tank has only been raised for two years, and a few of them die every now and then, so I don't feel bad about it.Tuer's cold orchid has been raised for ten years!
Part Two: Yu Lianzhou
Director: Yu Erxia, your tone seems quite angry. I don't know what is the allusion to this cold orchid?
Yu Lianzhou: That's natural!Frankly speaking, I have never married in my whole life, it is precisely because I have seen Song Qingshu's ability to make troubles!
Director: Isn't it because Daxia Song abducted a wife for himself with agility only two years after his debut, so Zhenren Zhang took your marriage lightly?
Yu Lianzhou: ...
Director: My next slip of the tongue!My next slip of the tongue!Why don't you go back and talk about this cold orchid?
Yu Lianzhou (grievous and indignant): What else can I say... I think I am a martial artist. Apart from practicing kung fu, cultivating Taoism and being a chivalrous hero, I also have a hobby of growing flowers.My cold orchid has been cultivated for ten years, and it is in full bloom every year. The leaves are elegant and unrestrained, the petals are delicate and lovely, and the flowers are fragrant.I regard him as a close friend, and I would relieve any worries to him on weekdays. I didn't want to be murdered by Qingshu and uprooted by him, and Yin and Yang have been separated since then!A child who is only three years old!
Director: In ancient times, there was Mei's wife and crane son, and now there is Yu Erxia who is friends with Lan. It really is a good story!It's just that even if Mr. He Jing refers to Mei as his wife and He as his son, he will eventually marry a wife and have children.In my opinion, it was too late to uproot this orchid, which delayed Yu Erxia's lifelong happiness!
Yu Lianzhou: Brave madman, what nonsense are you talking about?
Director (⊙﹏⊙): I mean, what Song Qingshu did to destroy Yu Erxia's lifelong happiness is outrageous!It's time to fight!Hit hard!
Yu Lianzhou: There are so few sensible people in this world!For a brat like Qingshu, if he doesn't fight for three days, he will go to the house to expose the tiles!When I wanted to teach him a lesson, everyone stopped me.Everyone advised me that the child is still young and ignorant, and the child is weak and cannot be beaten.As everyone knows, before he was three years old, he was well-behaved and quiet, but that was because of his limited physique and he couldn't make a fuss if he wanted to.After three years of age, the body will be in good health, no matter whether it is living or dead, flowers, birds, fish and insects in Wudang, which one has not been harmed by him?At a young age, he was able to instruct Lingxi to ransack the ant nest in the yard and exterminate the family, and capture the ant queen alive to toss about!How many apprentices have I brought up in my next life, and I think I have seen a lot of mischievous ones, but someone like Song Qingshu who can play tricks anytime and anywhere, is really Dugu blind!
Yu Daiyan: The second brother is just too worried and too serious.In my opinion, although Qing Shu is naughty, he is still very caring!
The third: Yu Daiyan
Director: Huh?I have heard that the Seven Heroes of Wudang love brothers and sisters, but Yu Sanxia has a different opinion on this matter?
Yu Daiyan: Second brother, we people in the Jianghu, what we pay attention to is happiness, kindness and hatred.Flowers, grass, and goldfish are nothing but possessions outside the body, so why worry about them?
Director: From Yu Sanxia's words, it must be true that Song Qingshu has never killed anything he loved?
Yu Daiyan: ...
Director: Closer to home, so Song Qingshu was very likable when he was young?
Yu Daiyan: Director, based on your experience, what do you think of the appearance of our Qingshu?
Director: In all fairness, in terms of thousands of years in the entire martial arts world, there are many handsome guys who compete with each other, and Song Shaoxia, who is a terminal patient of the second disease...is quite difficult to get into the top ten.However, you don't need to be discouraged, if you talk about the ability to play tricks to death, he is well-deserved to be the leader!As the so-called lost east corner harvested mulberry elm...
Yu Daiyan: ...
Director: Haha!Just joking, I'm just joking!Song Shaoxia, Yushu Linfeng, has both talent and appearance, is a new generation of martial arts idol...
Yu Daiyan (satisfied): Qingshu's appearance is as luxurious as a pearl entering a house, standing in front of people as the head of the three generations of Wudang, he still has a very long face.He was born frail and lonely due to the loss of his mother, so he was pitied by others; yet he was born beautiful, like a golden boy reborn.Everyone in the world loves things, how can I be free from vulgarity?
Director (surprised): It turns out that Yu Sanxia, who is famous all over the world, is actually a face controler!
Yu Daiyan: Am I the only one in Wudang?Because Qing Shu is weak, he is not very noisy, so he can sit quietly and play for a long time with a clay doll.After finishing the work at hand, looking back at him sitting on the table with a puffy face, playing with dolls in a calm and serious manner, no matter how tired he was, it disappeared.Later, I was paralyzed in bed because of being tricked by someone. He was smart and filial, knowing that I was lonely, so he often came to accompany me, and even learned Go to relieve my boredom.It's hard for him to play chess with me every time at such a young age, it lasts most of the day, and he never gets bored.
Yu Lianzhou (coldly): That was the time when the third brother had never seen him make a fuss!
Yu Daiyan: From now on, Qingshu will be in good health, even if he is noisy, it is normal!It is the first time for the master to be the grand master, the first time for the elder brother to be a father, and the first time for us to be uncles, so it is inevitable that we will dote on Qingshu a lot.At that time, our brothers always carried Qing Shu to sleep with us for a few nights whenever we went out and came back. Isn't it the same for the second brother?
Yu Lianzhou: I only hate that I am soft-hearted and indecisive. You always stop me when I should control it. When I really want to control it, it is the end of the world and I can no longer control it!
Yu Daiyan (muttering in a low voice): I don’t know who was caught by Qingshu’s bright eyes back then, so he froze the sour plum soup with internal energy and sent it to him...
Yu Lianzhou: ......
Zhang Songxi (with a look of unbearable expression): The third brother doesn't know something, Qing Shu...he can be an angel when he is well-behaved, but a little devil when he is tossing around!
Fourth: Zhang Songxi
Director: Listening to what Zhang Sixia said, it seems to be full of emotions, can't express it in words?
Zhang Songxi: ...
Director: Zhang Sixia?
Zhang Songxi: Since it is too difficult to say in one word, why bother to say more?
Director (wiping sweat): Zhang Sixia, you don't want to miss it, and you also want to think about the ratings of the small one!The poor little one has an eighty-year-old mother on the top and an eight-year-old child on the bottom...
Zhang Songxi: Why does every villain beg for mercy at the end of his death with the same line?
director:…………
Zhang Songxi: Forget it!Times have changed, and it's okay to talk about it.In my opinion, it is true that Qing Shu is well-behaved and caring, and it is also true that he is noisy.But what he is most capable of is not making noise, but clinging to people!Let’s talk about the sour plum soup. At that time, he was changing his teeth. After a tooth fell out, he complained of pain for a few days, so he wanted to drink iced sour plum soup.In fact, it's just a child's greedy mouth.Although the ice cubes in summer are expensive, it is a trivial matter for us martial arts practitioners to freeze a bowl of sour plum soup, and we will never give up.It's just that Qing Shu has been weak since he was a child, and he ate too much iced food, so he was afraid that he would feel unwell.
Director: Good!Sure enough, there is a heart of love for my nephew... But, why later?
Zhang Songxi (with a sigh): Who taught him that he was born to grind people?We are small ghosts, we know that we must not agree to drink iced, so first we only say that we want to drink sour plum soup.When the kitchen was ready, he sent it to him, and he brought it back for the uncles to enjoy.He also said that the weather is sweltering, and he thinks it would be better to chill it, but the ice cubes are rare in summer, which is a fly in the ointment, which affects his filial piety...
Director (horrible): Got it!Zhang Sixia, you don't have to say any more!Next, you must have laughed and chilled the sour plum soup.As a result, before he had even taken a few sips, he stood in front of you with his head up and his eyes sparkling, and kept asking, is it good?Is it good to drink?He didn't ask for anything, just looked at you, looked at the sour plum soup; looked at you again, looked at the sour plum soup... You were so malicious and cute that you softened your heart, so you casually fed him a few mouthfuls.He did the same thing again, and when he gave this bowl of sour plum soup to Zhang Zhenren and all of you Wudang Seven Heroes, he almost drank a big bowl!
Zhang Songxi (wry smile): I had diarrhea that night!We brothers only found out at once...
Director (╮(╯_╰)╭): Ximen Qing + Wang Po + Pan Jinlian + Wu Dalang's four-in-one sense of sight... At this moment, I can't help but say, Nozuonodiewhyyoutry!
Zhang Songxi: Who said no!She's smart, and she's been tossing about it all, and she's getting better and better every time!At that time, I saw that he was really in a bad mood, and Wudang Mountain was almost bald, so I took him to learn fishing, which was also regarded as self-cultivation.Unexpectedly, I didn't catch fish twice, and I became addicted to cutting earthworms again!
Director: Cutting earthworms?
Zhang Songxi: It's strange to say that this earthworm, even though it has been cut in two, is still alive.
Director: Earthworm is a kind of lower annelid animal.Although it has a head, a tail, a mouth, stomach, and anus, its entire body is like two tubes with two pointed ends that fit together...
Zhang Songxi (-_-): Director, this is an interview with Wudang, not a science lecture hall, right?
Director (+_+): Zhang Sixia, you don't know something, this life is not easy!Zong Ju hopes that our interview can bring some educational content. Small people are as shy as duckweed in the water...
Zhang Songxi: Why don't you continue talking, let's say goodbye first?
Director (Er Kang): No!Let's continue talking about your brat!In this way, Song Shaoxia showed his talent in biology when he was young?
Zhang Songxi: In our era, talking about biology is too advanced!What's more, Qing Shu got tired of cutting earthworms and went to cut up bees, cut bees and cut crickets, cut crickets and cut centipedes; cross cutting is not enough, vertical cutting is not enough, vertical cutting is not enough, vertical cutting is not enough, and side cutting is needed, just to see if they can still live... It's not that the seventh brother accidentally discovered his good deeds, I think he almost went to catch a snake and cut it up!A diced bean is not as tall as a wheat, how can it be so frustrating?The master and our brothers know that this matter is like an enemy, and they are afraid that he is cruel by nature and does not know how to respect life...
Director: Oh!A genius is really lonely!With this knife skill, even if you can't be a biologist, can you still be a chef!Sure enough, the warriors are vulgar, like a frog in a well... Speaking of which, what happened next?
Zhang Songxi (weak): Then he picked up a young swallow...
Director (⊙﹏⊙): Cut... Cut...?
Zhang Songxi (→→): I have raised them, I personally catch ants every day, wash them and feed them, I love them so much!
Director (wiping sweat): Not bad!fine!This is not bringing children, it is clearly riding a roller coaster!Who can bear this sudden ups and downs?
Yin Liting (hesitating): In fact, although Qing Shu is a bit noisy, he is indeed smart.Compared with him, Rong Yang stayed much longer... After all, there are gains and losses!
Fifth: Yin Liting
Director: People in the Jianghu said that among the Seven Heroes of Wudang, the Six Heroes of Yin are the most good-natured, and they really deserve their reputation!Yin Liuxia, you are both fathers, if you had to choose, would you want a son like Rongyang?Or do you want a son like Song Shaoxia?
Yin Liting: ...
Director: I'm sorry, I shouldn't be so sharp!Let's go back to the original topic, dare to ask Yin Liuxia, what is gain and loss?
Yin Liting: I remember that Qingshu learned to speak and write when he was a child, and he never needed to be taught a second time.I took him to our bookstore in Wudang once, and then the second time, and he will know what books are placed, just ask him, which is very convenient!
Director: You can never forget with your eyes and ears, everyone knows this.Yin Liuxia, you don't need to advertise for him.
Yin Liting: Qing Scholar was born weak, and he didn't start to walk until he was three years old. At that time, I saw him dragging his elder brother's robe to his mother's grave. He was not as tall as his elder brother's robe, and he walked like a duckling. .Eldest brother and sister-in-law have a very good relationship. Every time there is a funeral, the elder brother will hold Qingshu and sit on the grave of sister-in-law for a long time. Qingshu is young and never cries or makes trouble.If the eldest brother is crying, Qing Shu will wipe his tears for him and put his arms around his neck to kiss him.
Director (tears): Unexpectedly, Song Daxia is so serious and old-fashioned, and he also has a deep affection for his wife.Ten years of life and death, without thinking, never forgetting... Take lessons from it!Female viewers!Women must treat themselves better!Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband, and finally beat your baby!
Yin Liting (tears like rain): Eldest brother lost his wife in middle age, and Qingshu lost his father when he was young. I always feel... I always feel... At that time, Chang Feiyun had just joined my Wudang sect, and his mother sent him to Wudang Mountain in person. as a teacher.When his mother came down the mountain, she talked to Chang Feiyun softly, and arranged his clothes. I was watching with my green book.The look in Qing Shu's eyes at that time... As soon as Chang Feiyun's mother left, he stepped forward and pushed Chang Feiyun down.The eldest brother scolded him for being a big brother and not being sensible, but I knew that he was not bullying Chang Feiyun, he was jealous of others and cared for his mother.In fact, Qing Shu was only five years old at that time, and Chang Feiyun was two years older than Qing Shu...
Song Yuanqiao: Sixth Brother, let me do the talking!
No. [-]: Song Yuanqiao
Director (blowing his nose): Daxia Song, Shaoxia Song is your son, so you naturally have the right to speak, please speak.
Song Yuanqiao: Wen was born with a heart disease, so he shouldn't have been pregnant.I have been married to her for ten years and I have kept it from her for ten years. I don't want to be able to hide it in the end.After Wen's pregnancy, I asked her to abort the child. She has always been weak and considers her husband her god, but she had a big fight with me because of Qingshu, and she was willing to go to court and beg.Me, I can't compete with her... Wen's gave birth to Qingshu with all his might, and he had nothing else to worry about except Qingshu before he died.At that time, I was standing on Wen's grave with Qingshu in my arms, and I thought in my heart that as long as Qingshu can grow up well, there is nothing else I can ask for.It's good for him to be well-behaved and sensible, but he's also in good health if he's more active.
Director: Now that Song Shaoxia has finally grown into an adult, and has made an indelible feat, he will surely go down in history in the future.Song Daxia must have no regrets?
Song Yuanqiao (sighs): I spoiled him!
Director (→→): Hehe!Calling Gao Fushuai's son a dog in front of Diaosi, this is forcing Diaosi to call himself a son of a bitch!
Song Yuanqiao: I know you always think I'm picky, but you don't know that a son is like a father.Qing Shu's heart is weak and full of arrogance, and he is the easiest to act extreme and be taken advantage of by others.When he was a child, I took him for a walk on a rugged mountain road. When he fell down, I insisted on hugging him, but he refused to stand up by himself.When it rained heavily, I still refused to get up. I felt sorry for him, so I went to hug him.In fact, I shouldn't hug him. If he doesn't know how to support himself and love himself in the future, who will love him like I do?
Director: It hurts Mo Qixia!
Song Yuanqiao: ...
Director (positive color): It was an illusion just now!Song Daxia, I think everyone knows that your so-called son's behavior is extreme and willful.It's just that everyone has always had a question.Zhang Wuji and Song Qingshu, who do you love closer?
Song Yuanqiao (wry smile): I only have this son when I am over [-] years old, and I have never thought of continuing to add a younger brother and sister to Qingshu. Who do you think is closer?
Director (doubtful): Then why...
Song Yuanqiao: You young people have never married a wife and had children, so you will not understand.Qingshu is my lifeblood, I don't ask him to be successful and famous, I don't ask him to be rich, I only ask him to be safe and look up to the world.Do you think that if Wuji Boyer really married Zhao Min, would I be so relentless?
Director: But as long as they really love each other, no matter Song Qingshu or Zhang Wuji, Song Daxia will fulfill their own choices after all, won't they?
Song Yuanqiao: It is easy to find a priceless treasure, but it is rare to have a lover.How can I not understand?
Director (-_-|||): Since it will be fulfilled sooner or later, isn't Song Shaoxia's beating for nothing?
Song Yuanqiao: ...
Mo Shenggu: Director, stop talking!Big brother is not at fault, everything is my fault!
Seventh: Mo Shenggu
Director (Happy): Aww!How could he forget Mo Qixia?Mo Qixia, everyone is very concerned about the harmony between you and Song Shaoxia?Between the beds, does Song Shaoxia still like to cry?
Mo Shenggu: ...
Director: Mo Qixia doesn't want to talk about it, why don't I talk to Song Shaoxia?
Mo Shenggu (gritting teeth): Director, do you know that the crackdown has been severe recently?
Director: ...Okay!So let's talk about your carefree bamboo horse time?I heard that Song Shaoxia was very clingy when he was a child. I wonder if he was clingy to Mo Qixia?
Mo Shenggu (smirking): Sticky!He pestered me and my sixth brother to call him "Liu Su" and "Qi Su" all day long, asking us to play with him.Stupid, I can't stick my tongue straight, I taught it several times as "Qisu", "Daddy" is called "Dede", and "Taishifu" is called "Taisusu".He still cares about face, but later he refused to admit that he was wrong when he called it right.
Director: Song Shaoxia later became obsessed with cutting bugs, is Mo Qixia afraid?
Mo Shenggu (→→): I caught the first bug he played with.
Yin Liting (holding back a smile): Yes!I caught the grasshopper so that I could send Qing Shu to play by himself, but it scared Qing Shu to tears!
Mo Shenggu (-_-): In less than half a year, he has become famous!If I grab one, he can pinch eight.Once I caught a palm-sized spider and excitedly offered it to me, it made my scalp go numb!I was afraid that the spider was poisonous, so I stepped on it to death. He was still angry and ignored me for a few days. It took a long time to coax me.
Director: Didn't the spider be trampled to death because he was scared to pee?
Mo Shenggu: ...
Director: Ahaha!I just liven up the atmosphere!Why should Mo Qixia be so serious?In this way, when Song Shaoxia was a child, the level of this brat was still higher than that of Mo Qixia?
Yin Liting (sigh): There are not many who can surpass Qingshu!Fortunately, Rongyang has always been very good!
Mo Shenggu: Brother Six, Rongyang is so cute!
Yin Liting: I wish he was cute!Think about your cat?
Director: Huh?What kind of allusion is this?
Mo Shenggu (tears): It’s nothing, it’s all over...
Yin Liting (O(∩_∩)O~): Let me do the talking!My seventh brother, despite his rough and tough nature, is actually very soft-hearted and full of emotions.At that time, he saw that Qing Shu had picked up a young swallow, raised it happily, his eyes were hot, and he did not know where to pick up a cat.The cat had white fur, about the size of a palm, and it meowed softly, and it looked quite painful.The seventh brother likes it very much, except for practicing, he takes it with him everywhere.Unfortunately, at that time, Qingshu was following his teacher to learn how to draw, so he caught the cat and practiced painting while his seventh brother was practicing sword.When the seventh brother came back to see, the cat was painted as a tiger!If you want me to say, anyway, the painting is quite like that, and the paint can't be washed off, so that's it.But the seventh brother is really sad, he is so sad that he doesn't think about tea or food.Ha ha!
Mo Shenggu ((>﹏<)): Brother Six, Doudou was originally a cat!
Yin Liting (laughing): Well, well!It's a cat!It's a cat!Hahaha……
Mo Shenggu ((╰_╯)#): Brother Six!
Wudang crowd (rolling with laughter): Liting!That's your seventh brother, at least respect him!Hurry up and call Qing Shu to apologize to his Seventh Uncle!Ouch, hahahaha...
Eighth: Song Qingshu
Director (laughing wildly): Ouch!Fuck!Song Shaoxia, it's been many years since the cat incident, and your seventh uncle is still brooding over it, why don't you hurry up and say sorry!
Song Qingshu (smiling): Taishifu, Daddy, all senior uncles, and Seventh Uncle, I know that you all love me, I have always known it.I assure you, I will be fine!
Wudangzhong (O(∩_∩)O~): Be good!
One: Zhang Sanfeng
Director: Zhang Zhenren, as the most enlightened and wise elder in this play, how would you rate your disciple Song Qingshu?
Zhang Sanfeng (smiling with his beard): My disciple is smart and filial, courageous and resourceful, caring about the world, and being chivalrous. Naturally, he is excellent!
Director: So, does Zhang Zhenren have no dissatisfaction with Song Qingshu?
Zhang Sanfeng: With such talent as Qing Shubai, how can the old man be dissatisfied?
Director: Zhang Zhenren, a personal question first.There is a big courtyard outside your Zhaitang. In the courtyard there is a big water jar besides an old locust tree.I see that there are aquatic plants in this water tank, but Zhenren Zhang never thought of raising some fish by the way, to make him happy?
Zhang Sanfeng: ...
Director: Zhang Zhenren, monks do not lie!
Zhang Sanfeng (-_-): It seems that the director came prepared, so the old man told the truth.There were indeed many goldfishes raised in that water tank, but they were pinched to death by Qing Shuboy... God has the virtue of being good at life, if I don't keep them, they can still swim freely, and they won't die at the hands of children.Since then, I have only raised aquatic plants.
Director: All pinched to death?hehe!It's hard for Master Zhang to blame himself for everything. If it were me, I would have to put this little kid in the water tank!
Zhang Sanfeng (-_-|||): Oh!Qing Shu'er was only a three-year-old child at that time, and it was normal for a child to be ignorant.
Director: Why are these words so familiar?
Zhang Sanfeng: ...
Director: I'm talking too much, why don't we change the subject.I heard that Song Qingshu was born with dystocia, and his life should be saved by Zhenren Zhang?
Zhang Sanfeng: Is it dystocia or premature.At that time, Wen Shi was only seven months pregnant with him and couldn't wait to give birth. The baby was born, not much bigger than a crab, with fingernails and toenails not fully grown, and he couldn't cry. Started to puff, puffed and puffed again.The old Taoist used his internal strength to open up his blood vessels to save his life, and later took four apprentices, Yuan Qiao, Lian Zhou, Dai Yan, and Song Xi, to take turns holding him to sleep every night, not daring to close his eyes all night, for fear that he would not wake up .After more than half a year, the child gradually improved.
Director: The elders have a deep affection, really admirable!
Zhang Sanfeng (with emotion): Fortunately, Qingshuhaier has been obedient and obedient since he was a child, and he is very worry-free after he is healthy. The old Taoist is very happy to see him.
Yu Lianzhou ((╰_╯)#): Master, your goldfish tank has only been raised for two years, and a few of them die every now and then, so I don't feel bad about it.Tuer's cold orchid has been raised for ten years!
Part Two: Yu Lianzhou
Director: Yu Erxia, your tone seems quite angry. I don't know what is the allusion to this cold orchid?
Yu Lianzhou: That's natural!Frankly speaking, I have never married in my whole life, it is precisely because I have seen Song Qingshu's ability to make troubles!
Director: Isn't it because Daxia Song abducted a wife for himself with agility only two years after his debut, so Zhenren Zhang took your marriage lightly?
Yu Lianzhou: ...
Director: My next slip of the tongue!My next slip of the tongue!Why don't you go back and talk about this cold orchid?
Yu Lianzhou (grievous and indignant): What else can I say... I think I am a martial artist. Apart from practicing kung fu, cultivating Taoism and being a chivalrous hero, I also have a hobby of growing flowers.My cold orchid has been cultivated for ten years, and it is in full bloom every year. The leaves are elegant and unrestrained, the petals are delicate and lovely, and the flowers are fragrant.I regard him as a close friend, and I would relieve any worries to him on weekdays. I didn't want to be murdered by Qingshu and uprooted by him, and Yin and Yang have been separated since then!A child who is only three years old!
Director: In ancient times, there was Mei's wife and crane son, and now there is Yu Erxia who is friends with Lan. It really is a good story!It's just that even if Mr. He Jing refers to Mei as his wife and He as his son, he will eventually marry a wife and have children.In my opinion, it was too late to uproot this orchid, which delayed Yu Erxia's lifelong happiness!
Yu Lianzhou: Brave madman, what nonsense are you talking about?
Director (⊙﹏⊙): I mean, what Song Qingshu did to destroy Yu Erxia's lifelong happiness is outrageous!It's time to fight!Hit hard!
Yu Lianzhou: There are so few sensible people in this world!For a brat like Qingshu, if he doesn't fight for three days, he will go to the house to expose the tiles!When I wanted to teach him a lesson, everyone stopped me.Everyone advised me that the child is still young and ignorant, and the child is weak and cannot be beaten.As everyone knows, before he was three years old, he was well-behaved and quiet, but that was because of his limited physique and he couldn't make a fuss if he wanted to.After three years of age, the body will be in good health, no matter whether it is living or dead, flowers, birds, fish and insects in Wudang, which one has not been harmed by him?At a young age, he was able to instruct Lingxi to ransack the ant nest in the yard and exterminate the family, and capture the ant queen alive to toss about!How many apprentices have I brought up in my next life, and I think I have seen a lot of mischievous ones, but someone like Song Qingshu who can play tricks anytime and anywhere, is really Dugu blind!
Yu Daiyan: The second brother is just too worried and too serious.In my opinion, although Qing Shu is naughty, he is still very caring!
The third: Yu Daiyan
Director: Huh?I have heard that the Seven Heroes of Wudang love brothers and sisters, but Yu Sanxia has a different opinion on this matter?
Yu Daiyan: Second brother, we people in the Jianghu, what we pay attention to is happiness, kindness and hatred.Flowers, grass, and goldfish are nothing but possessions outside the body, so why worry about them?
Director: From Yu Sanxia's words, it must be true that Song Qingshu has never killed anything he loved?
Yu Daiyan: ...
Director: Closer to home, so Song Qingshu was very likable when he was young?
Yu Daiyan: Director, based on your experience, what do you think of the appearance of our Qingshu?
Director: In all fairness, in terms of thousands of years in the entire martial arts world, there are many handsome guys who compete with each other, and Song Shaoxia, who is a terminal patient of the second disease...is quite difficult to get into the top ten.However, you don't need to be discouraged, if you talk about the ability to play tricks to death, he is well-deserved to be the leader!As the so-called lost east corner harvested mulberry elm...
Yu Daiyan: ...
Director: Haha!Just joking, I'm just joking!Song Shaoxia, Yushu Linfeng, has both talent and appearance, is a new generation of martial arts idol...
Yu Daiyan (satisfied): Qingshu's appearance is as luxurious as a pearl entering a house, standing in front of people as the head of the three generations of Wudang, he still has a very long face.He was born frail and lonely due to the loss of his mother, so he was pitied by others; yet he was born beautiful, like a golden boy reborn.Everyone in the world loves things, how can I be free from vulgarity?
Director (surprised): It turns out that Yu Sanxia, who is famous all over the world, is actually a face controler!
Yu Daiyan: Am I the only one in Wudang?Because Qing Shu is weak, he is not very noisy, so he can sit quietly and play for a long time with a clay doll.After finishing the work at hand, looking back at him sitting on the table with a puffy face, playing with dolls in a calm and serious manner, no matter how tired he was, it disappeared.Later, I was paralyzed in bed because of being tricked by someone. He was smart and filial, knowing that I was lonely, so he often came to accompany me, and even learned Go to relieve my boredom.It's hard for him to play chess with me every time at such a young age, it lasts most of the day, and he never gets bored.
Yu Lianzhou (coldly): That was the time when the third brother had never seen him make a fuss!
Yu Daiyan: From now on, Qingshu will be in good health, even if he is noisy, it is normal!It is the first time for the master to be the grand master, the first time for the elder brother to be a father, and the first time for us to be uncles, so it is inevitable that we will dote on Qingshu a lot.At that time, our brothers always carried Qing Shu to sleep with us for a few nights whenever we went out and came back. Isn't it the same for the second brother?
Yu Lianzhou: I only hate that I am soft-hearted and indecisive. You always stop me when I should control it. When I really want to control it, it is the end of the world and I can no longer control it!
Yu Daiyan (muttering in a low voice): I don’t know who was caught by Qingshu’s bright eyes back then, so he froze the sour plum soup with internal energy and sent it to him...
Yu Lianzhou: ......
Zhang Songxi (with a look of unbearable expression): The third brother doesn't know something, Qing Shu...he can be an angel when he is well-behaved, but a little devil when he is tossing around!
Fourth: Zhang Songxi
Director: Listening to what Zhang Sixia said, it seems to be full of emotions, can't express it in words?
Zhang Songxi: ...
Director: Zhang Sixia?
Zhang Songxi: Since it is too difficult to say in one word, why bother to say more?
Director (wiping sweat): Zhang Sixia, you don't want to miss it, and you also want to think about the ratings of the small one!The poor little one has an eighty-year-old mother on the top and an eight-year-old child on the bottom...
Zhang Songxi: Why does every villain beg for mercy at the end of his death with the same line?
director:…………
Zhang Songxi: Forget it!Times have changed, and it's okay to talk about it.In my opinion, it is true that Qing Shu is well-behaved and caring, and it is also true that he is noisy.But what he is most capable of is not making noise, but clinging to people!Let’s talk about the sour plum soup. At that time, he was changing his teeth. After a tooth fell out, he complained of pain for a few days, so he wanted to drink iced sour plum soup.In fact, it's just a child's greedy mouth.Although the ice cubes in summer are expensive, it is a trivial matter for us martial arts practitioners to freeze a bowl of sour plum soup, and we will never give up.It's just that Qing Shu has been weak since he was a child, and he ate too much iced food, so he was afraid that he would feel unwell.
Director: Good!Sure enough, there is a heart of love for my nephew... But, why later?
Zhang Songxi (with a sigh): Who taught him that he was born to grind people?We are small ghosts, we know that we must not agree to drink iced, so first we only say that we want to drink sour plum soup.When the kitchen was ready, he sent it to him, and he brought it back for the uncles to enjoy.He also said that the weather is sweltering, and he thinks it would be better to chill it, but the ice cubes are rare in summer, which is a fly in the ointment, which affects his filial piety...
Director (horrible): Got it!Zhang Sixia, you don't have to say any more!Next, you must have laughed and chilled the sour plum soup.As a result, before he had even taken a few sips, he stood in front of you with his head up and his eyes sparkling, and kept asking, is it good?Is it good to drink?He didn't ask for anything, just looked at you, looked at the sour plum soup; looked at you again, looked at the sour plum soup... You were so malicious and cute that you softened your heart, so you casually fed him a few mouthfuls.He did the same thing again, and when he gave this bowl of sour plum soup to Zhang Zhenren and all of you Wudang Seven Heroes, he almost drank a big bowl!
Zhang Songxi (wry smile): I had diarrhea that night!We brothers only found out at once...
Director (╮(╯_╰)╭): Ximen Qing + Wang Po + Pan Jinlian + Wu Dalang's four-in-one sense of sight... At this moment, I can't help but say, Nozuonodiewhyyoutry!
Zhang Songxi: Who said no!She's smart, and she's been tossing about it all, and she's getting better and better every time!At that time, I saw that he was really in a bad mood, and Wudang Mountain was almost bald, so I took him to learn fishing, which was also regarded as self-cultivation.Unexpectedly, I didn't catch fish twice, and I became addicted to cutting earthworms again!
Director: Cutting earthworms?
Zhang Songxi: It's strange to say that this earthworm, even though it has been cut in two, is still alive.
Director: Earthworm is a kind of lower annelid animal.Although it has a head, a tail, a mouth, stomach, and anus, its entire body is like two tubes with two pointed ends that fit together...
Zhang Songxi (-_-): Director, this is an interview with Wudang, not a science lecture hall, right?
Director (+_+): Zhang Sixia, you don't know something, this life is not easy!Zong Ju hopes that our interview can bring some educational content. Small people are as shy as duckweed in the water...
Zhang Songxi: Why don't you continue talking, let's say goodbye first?
Director (Er Kang): No!Let's continue talking about your brat!In this way, Song Shaoxia showed his talent in biology when he was young?
Zhang Songxi: In our era, talking about biology is too advanced!What's more, Qing Shu got tired of cutting earthworms and went to cut up bees, cut bees and cut crickets, cut crickets and cut centipedes; cross cutting is not enough, vertical cutting is not enough, vertical cutting is not enough, vertical cutting is not enough, and side cutting is needed, just to see if they can still live... It's not that the seventh brother accidentally discovered his good deeds, I think he almost went to catch a snake and cut it up!A diced bean is not as tall as a wheat, how can it be so frustrating?The master and our brothers know that this matter is like an enemy, and they are afraid that he is cruel by nature and does not know how to respect life...
Director: Oh!A genius is really lonely!With this knife skill, even if you can't be a biologist, can you still be a chef!Sure enough, the warriors are vulgar, like a frog in a well... Speaking of which, what happened next?
Zhang Songxi (weak): Then he picked up a young swallow...
Director (⊙﹏⊙): Cut... Cut...?
Zhang Songxi (→→): I have raised them, I personally catch ants every day, wash them and feed them, I love them so much!
Director (wiping sweat): Not bad!fine!This is not bringing children, it is clearly riding a roller coaster!Who can bear this sudden ups and downs?
Yin Liting (hesitating): In fact, although Qing Shu is a bit noisy, he is indeed smart.Compared with him, Rong Yang stayed much longer... After all, there are gains and losses!
Fifth: Yin Liting
Director: People in the Jianghu said that among the Seven Heroes of Wudang, the Six Heroes of Yin are the most good-natured, and they really deserve their reputation!Yin Liuxia, you are both fathers, if you had to choose, would you want a son like Rongyang?Or do you want a son like Song Shaoxia?
Yin Liting: ...
Director: I'm sorry, I shouldn't be so sharp!Let's go back to the original topic, dare to ask Yin Liuxia, what is gain and loss?
Yin Liting: I remember that Qingshu learned to speak and write when he was a child, and he never needed to be taught a second time.I took him to our bookstore in Wudang once, and then the second time, and he will know what books are placed, just ask him, which is very convenient!
Director: You can never forget with your eyes and ears, everyone knows this.Yin Liuxia, you don't need to advertise for him.
Yin Liting: Qing Scholar was born weak, and he didn't start to walk until he was three years old. At that time, I saw him dragging his elder brother's robe to his mother's grave. He was not as tall as his elder brother's robe, and he walked like a duckling. .Eldest brother and sister-in-law have a very good relationship. Every time there is a funeral, the elder brother will hold Qingshu and sit on the grave of sister-in-law for a long time. Qingshu is young and never cries or makes trouble.If the eldest brother is crying, Qing Shu will wipe his tears for him and put his arms around his neck to kiss him.
Director (tears): Unexpectedly, Song Daxia is so serious and old-fashioned, and he also has a deep affection for his wife.Ten years of life and death, without thinking, never forgetting... Take lessons from it!Female viewers!Women must treat themselves better!Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband, and finally beat your baby!
Yin Liting (tears like rain): Eldest brother lost his wife in middle age, and Qingshu lost his father when he was young. I always feel... I always feel... At that time, Chang Feiyun had just joined my Wudang sect, and his mother sent him to Wudang Mountain in person. as a teacher.When his mother came down the mountain, she talked to Chang Feiyun softly, and arranged his clothes. I was watching with my green book.The look in Qing Shu's eyes at that time... As soon as Chang Feiyun's mother left, he stepped forward and pushed Chang Feiyun down.The eldest brother scolded him for being a big brother and not being sensible, but I knew that he was not bullying Chang Feiyun, he was jealous of others and cared for his mother.In fact, Qing Shu was only five years old at that time, and Chang Feiyun was two years older than Qing Shu...
Song Yuanqiao: Sixth Brother, let me do the talking!
No. [-]: Song Yuanqiao
Director (blowing his nose): Daxia Song, Shaoxia Song is your son, so you naturally have the right to speak, please speak.
Song Yuanqiao: Wen was born with a heart disease, so he shouldn't have been pregnant.I have been married to her for ten years and I have kept it from her for ten years. I don't want to be able to hide it in the end.After Wen's pregnancy, I asked her to abort the child. She has always been weak and considers her husband her god, but she had a big fight with me because of Qingshu, and she was willing to go to court and beg.Me, I can't compete with her... Wen's gave birth to Qingshu with all his might, and he had nothing else to worry about except Qingshu before he died.At that time, I was standing on Wen's grave with Qingshu in my arms, and I thought in my heart that as long as Qingshu can grow up well, there is nothing else I can ask for.It's good for him to be well-behaved and sensible, but he's also in good health if he's more active.
Director: Now that Song Shaoxia has finally grown into an adult, and has made an indelible feat, he will surely go down in history in the future.Song Daxia must have no regrets?
Song Yuanqiao (sighs): I spoiled him!
Director (→→): Hehe!Calling Gao Fushuai's son a dog in front of Diaosi, this is forcing Diaosi to call himself a son of a bitch!
Song Yuanqiao: I know you always think I'm picky, but you don't know that a son is like a father.Qing Shu's heart is weak and full of arrogance, and he is the easiest to act extreme and be taken advantage of by others.When he was a child, I took him for a walk on a rugged mountain road. When he fell down, I insisted on hugging him, but he refused to stand up by himself.When it rained heavily, I still refused to get up. I felt sorry for him, so I went to hug him.In fact, I shouldn't hug him. If he doesn't know how to support himself and love himself in the future, who will love him like I do?
Director: It hurts Mo Qixia!
Song Yuanqiao: ...
Director (positive color): It was an illusion just now!Song Daxia, I think everyone knows that your so-called son's behavior is extreme and willful.It's just that everyone has always had a question.Zhang Wuji and Song Qingshu, who do you love closer?
Song Yuanqiao (wry smile): I only have this son when I am over [-] years old, and I have never thought of continuing to add a younger brother and sister to Qingshu. Who do you think is closer?
Director (doubtful): Then why...
Song Yuanqiao: You young people have never married a wife and had children, so you will not understand.Qingshu is my lifeblood, I don't ask him to be successful and famous, I don't ask him to be rich, I only ask him to be safe and look up to the world.Do you think that if Wuji Boyer really married Zhao Min, would I be so relentless?
Director: But as long as they really love each other, no matter Song Qingshu or Zhang Wuji, Song Daxia will fulfill their own choices after all, won't they?
Song Yuanqiao: It is easy to find a priceless treasure, but it is rare to have a lover.How can I not understand?
Director (-_-|||): Since it will be fulfilled sooner or later, isn't Song Shaoxia's beating for nothing?
Song Yuanqiao: ...
Mo Shenggu: Director, stop talking!Big brother is not at fault, everything is my fault!
Seventh: Mo Shenggu
Director (Happy): Aww!How could he forget Mo Qixia?Mo Qixia, everyone is very concerned about the harmony between you and Song Shaoxia?Between the beds, does Song Shaoxia still like to cry?
Mo Shenggu: ...
Director: Mo Qixia doesn't want to talk about it, why don't I talk to Song Shaoxia?
Mo Shenggu (gritting teeth): Director, do you know that the crackdown has been severe recently?
Director: ...Okay!So let's talk about your carefree bamboo horse time?I heard that Song Shaoxia was very clingy when he was a child. I wonder if he was clingy to Mo Qixia?
Mo Shenggu (smirking): Sticky!He pestered me and my sixth brother to call him "Liu Su" and "Qi Su" all day long, asking us to play with him.Stupid, I can't stick my tongue straight, I taught it several times as "Qisu", "Daddy" is called "Dede", and "Taishifu" is called "Taisusu".He still cares about face, but later he refused to admit that he was wrong when he called it right.
Director: Song Shaoxia later became obsessed with cutting bugs, is Mo Qixia afraid?
Mo Shenggu (→→): I caught the first bug he played with.
Yin Liting (holding back a smile): Yes!I caught the grasshopper so that I could send Qing Shu to play by himself, but it scared Qing Shu to tears!
Mo Shenggu (-_-): In less than half a year, he has become famous!If I grab one, he can pinch eight.Once I caught a palm-sized spider and excitedly offered it to me, it made my scalp go numb!I was afraid that the spider was poisonous, so I stepped on it to death. He was still angry and ignored me for a few days. It took a long time to coax me.
Director: Didn't the spider be trampled to death because he was scared to pee?
Mo Shenggu: ...
Director: Ahaha!I just liven up the atmosphere!Why should Mo Qixia be so serious?In this way, when Song Shaoxia was a child, the level of this brat was still higher than that of Mo Qixia?
Yin Liting (sigh): There are not many who can surpass Qingshu!Fortunately, Rongyang has always been very good!
Mo Shenggu: Brother Six, Rongyang is so cute!
Yin Liting: I wish he was cute!Think about your cat?
Director: Huh?What kind of allusion is this?
Mo Shenggu (tears): It’s nothing, it’s all over...
Yin Liting (O(∩_∩)O~): Let me do the talking!My seventh brother, despite his rough and tough nature, is actually very soft-hearted and full of emotions.At that time, he saw that Qing Shu had picked up a young swallow, raised it happily, his eyes were hot, and he did not know where to pick up a cat.The cat had white fur, about the size of a palm, and it meowed softly, and it looked quite painful.The seventh brother likes it very much, except for practicing, he takes it with him everywhere.Unfortunately, at that time, Qingshu was following his teacher to learn how to draw, so he caught the cat and practiced painting while his seventh brother was practicing sword.When the seventh brother came back to see, the cat was painted as a tiger!If you want me to say, anyway, the painting is quite like that, and the paint can't be washed off, so that's it.But the seventh brother is really sad, he is so sad that he doesn't think about tea or food.Ha ha!
Mo Shenggu ((>﹏<)): Brother Six, Doudou was originally a cat!
Yin Liting (laughing): Well, well!It's a cat!It's a cat!Hahaha……
Mo Shenggu ((╰_╯)#): Brother Six!
Wudang crowd (rolling with laughter): Liting!That's your seventh brother, at least respect him!Hurry up and call Qing Shu to apologize to his Seventh Uncle!Ouch, hahahaha...
Eighth: Song Qingshu
Director (laughing wildly): Ouch!Fuck!Song Shaoxia, it's been many years since the cat incident, and your seventh uncle is still brooding over it, why don't you hurry up and say sorry!
Song Qingshu (smiling): Taishifu, Daddy, all senior uncles, and Seventh Uncle, I know that you all love me, I have always known it.I assure you, I will be fine!
Wudangzhong (O(∩_∩)O~): Be good!
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