After the scumbag was reborn, the cabbage in the next class was arched [System]

"Shouldn't you be happy?" The system, who should be called Sasa now, asked with innocent dog eyes.

Really, dog eyes.

"It would be strange if there was an extra living creature in the house at night!"

Even if the system in front of me is completely in the form of a Samoyed, it looks as cute as a snow dumpling from a distance.

"You mutated for me?" After being shocked, Qi Yunzhou looked curious and moved: "Hey, do you want to bark?"

"Wang, I just transformed an entity with energy." Sasa said, wagging her tail.

"To satisfy your lovely wish." It rubbed against Qi Yunzhou with its soft white fur: "Are you satisfied?"

"Satisfied and satisfied!" Qi Yunzhou smiled and stretched out his claws, "Sasa, be good, let Dad lick it twice."

Sasa:? !

It seemed to have stepped on some terrible switch.

After stroking contentedly, Qi Yunzhou threw a remote control as he looked at Sa Sa who was about to go bald.

"Well, there is a TV in the living room, would you like to choose one you like to watch?" He said to Sasa: ​​"You should press [-] for the children's channel, and you can also watch channel [-]. There should be a lot of Mary at this time. Su dog blood drama."

"Hey, remember to turn down the volume of the TV."

Sasa picked up the remote control with her paw: "..." Is it still a learning system in the host's heart? !

No no no.

"Ding! Drop a random small task."

"Please host to increase the correct rate of homework learned today to 90.00%."

"Quietly remind the host not to overuse the search app as foreign aid."

As soon as he entered the room, Qi Yunzhou heard the temporary mission issued by Sa Sa.

Teenagers noticed the last tip: Can't use learning apps excessively?

That is, you can use part of the learning APP.

Qi Yunzhou, who stares at a bunch of people who don't know how to ask questions, can open the app market with peace of mind, search for the app, install it, and download it all in one go.

Sasa, who is watching the remote control with her paws, is enjoying herself: Did it say something too much?

But its attention was quickly drawn back to the lovely and pitiful heroine on the TV who fell to the ground.

I saw the heroine looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, a crystal clear teardrop fell from her beautiful and weak face, and every movement was just right.

Sasa: ​​Whoop, whoop, whoop.

Qi Yunzhou in the room waiting for the app to download: "..."

Maybe he should just let Sasa watch Sweet Love?

"Brother Qi, come to a game tonight?"

"Perfect Learning Bawang installed successfully!"

Two messages popped up at the same time.

Qi Yunzhou glanced at the first message, and found that it came out of the chat among the three groups of the [Food Drunk Gang].

【Drunk Gang】

Zhou Zhi: The game starts at night?

He Fei: Okay, Lu Chuan met his defeated generals and asked me to challenge him, laughing to death, and didn't even look at his skills.

He Fei: Wait until I call Brother Qi again, and let them understand what it means to be too late to regret!

He Fei: @Qi Yunzhou

Qi Yunzhou raised his eyebrows and sent a group message.

Qi Yunzhou: The game has been uninstalled, and I am fighting to the death with my homework. I will resume after I win.

After sending, uninstall all the games in the phone.

【Drunk Gang】

Zhou Zhi: ...Brother Qi was pierced by a soul?

He Fei: Calm down, now is a materialistic society.

He Fei: Maybe Brother Qi just realized the dangers of capitalism and decided to save money for the game.

Zhou Zhi: Look through brother Qi's krypton gold records yesterday, feel your conscience, do you believe what you say?

He Fei: I can be stubborn...

He Fei: Pretend to believe it.

Mouhu asked: I was playing with my friend who was having a good time in the game yesterday, what is the psychology of suddenly being unable to finish the game?

Qi Yunzhou: Thank you for the invitation, I don't hear anything about games, and I only have Wang Houxiong in my heart.

"APP installed successfully, please enter your nickname."

"Detected all default nicknames you have set on your device..."

"The default nickname is being automatically generated..."

The black characters on the APP flicked to the end and turned into little golden suns, combined into——

"Welcome, I've been wanting to blow up schools for years!"

"Please start your learning journey as soon as possible!"

Qi Yunzhou: "..."

Looking at the glittering golden nickname surrounded by a circle of small suns, he strangely remembered a certain magic reform ballad.

The sun was shining in the sky, the flowers smiled at me, and the little bird said early morning, why are you carrying a pack of explosives...

Wanted to bomb the school for years.

Damn, this nickname actually passed the review? !

Qi Yunzhou turned down his personal information numbly, and when he found a blank profile picture, he came to the living room and clicked on the Samoyed who was staring at the TV in a daze.

"Host, what are you doing?" Sassana shook the paw of the remote control.

Qi Yunzhou stretched out the new profile picture directly in front of Sa Sa.

I saw a Samoyed staying in the round frame blankly, looking very naive.

"You are infringing on my right to portrait, I want to sue you!" Sasa barked her teeth.

"Oh, you can sue." Qi Yunzhou said indifferently while uploading the questions he didn't know to the APP, "No one will believe it anyway."

Sasha is angry!The result of anger is that when Qi Yunzhou copied all the questions and answers to complete the personal information on the app, he stretched out his paw and scratched at the gender column.

Seeing Qi Yunzhou whose gender was successfully changed to "female" by the system, he looked at Sasa dangerously.

"Come on, tell other people on the app that the wrong gender setting is revenged by your dog," Sasha said triumphantly, "No one will believe it anyway."

Qi Yunzhou: "..."

Come on, hurt each other!

It's cold, it's time to eat dog meat hot pot.

Sensing the ghostly thoughts in the host's mind, Sasa shook her white hair uneasily.

No, it must keep the host too busy to have some terrible thoughts.

"Ding! Regardless of some kind of shameful cheating, the correct rate of host operation detection has reached 90.00%."

"The system reminds me that the host can't even do [-]% of the questions that he can really do. If you don't want to die, hurry up and continue studying."

"The following is a new task: Please open the APP page to brush the questions and achieve [-] achievements in one night. Please complete the host as soon as possible."

"Wu Baidao, are you sure?" Qi Yunzhou glared at Sa Sa, "You're avenging your own personal revenge."

"Who am I doing this for? Host, think about your 32-point math paper!"

Qi Yunzhou stopped talking, and he quickly opened the quiz page of Perfect Xuebawang.

It can be seen that the people who designed the APP are very attentive. Not only are the test question resources of the high school entrance examination and major universities placed on the question shelf, they are classified according to the chapters learned; the designer also worked out a comprehensive analysis based on the number of questions and the difficulty Qi Yunzhou clicked on the ranking list of alumni, and a big guy named "G" stood at the top of the list, dominating the crowd.

A group of schoolmates left messages frantically under the page of G.

Physics loves me again: Goddess kills me!Today, the goddess's speed of brushing questions is still so beautiful.

If I continue to study, I will ascend to heaven: Goddess once again proved that our girls can beat those science boys with science questions!

If I continue to study, I will ascend to heaven: What are you boys doing there, you have the ability to declare war on my goddess!

Qi Yunzhou pondered: This young lady is amazing!

Gu Yanjia.

The phone buzzed and vibrated continuously, Gu Yan frowned, and opened a bunch of messages on WeChat.

Senior: Little Gu Yan, guess what I saw when I was repairing the background data of the Aesthetic Overlord?

Senior: A bunch of fellow students ran to your account and shouted that Goddess, I want to give you monkeys.

Senior: If one day they find out that you are actually a man...

G: smiling face jpg

G: Your APP follow-up funds are unnecessary.

Senior: Cats and cats frighten their hair jpg

Senior: Little Gu Yan, what are you talking about, the goddess is made by Xiao Yuer.

Senior: Xiao Yuer just wanted to see you blowing hair, so I'll help you go back and teach him a lesson.

Senior: But why don't you change your gender, don't tell me you can't do it.

G: It does not affect the brushing of questions, I am too lazy to change them.

Senior: Tsk tsk tsk, other people don't mind, if your little bamboo horse finds out why you don't change your gender...

Senior: I will definitely catch you complaining for a while.

Senior: What about the little bamboo horse?Haven't seen him for a long time.

Gu Yan's eyes darkened, and he typed out a few words slowly.

G: We had a fight.

G: Long time no contact.

Senior:?

G: But he is close to me again today.

G: Although he has become a bit strange, but to be needed by him, I really do.

G: Very happy.

G: smile jpg

Senior:? ?

Senior: Then I wish you...reunion and reunion?

At one o'clock in the middle of the night, at Qi Yunzhou's home.

With panda eyes open, Qi Yunzhou finally finished the 5 questions on the app.

"Ding! The task has been completed." Sasa's voice sounded.

"In order to reward the host who studies hard, Sasa has prepared a small surprise for you, please see the personal information of the APP."

Qi Yunzhou subconsciously looked at the APP, and a message popped up from the private information section.

"Congratulations, you have wanted to blow up the school for many years, achieved the achievement of [-] kills in one kill, and become the rookie king today!"

"In order to thank you for your support, we have matched you with a big brother Xueyou."

Big Brother Xueyou: G.

Qi Yunzhou quit his personal page and came back to the leaderboard, confirming that his personal schoolmate is indeed the goddess occupying the first place on the leaderboard.

"Well done, Sasa." Qi Yunzhou noticed that G's head was a delicious-looking orange, and his eyebrows and eyes were silently bent.

Gu Yan looked at Xueyou who suddenly jumped out of him with a cold face.

G: This is what you did?

Senior: I am not, I have not.

Senior: This is just a small benefit we have launched.

G: So you take me as a bonus?

Seniors: Think of it as helping Mengxin, and doing good deeds for a day.

G: Can I delete it?

Senior: Little Gu Yan, I just took a look. Your book friend is still a cute new girl who has just registered. She must have struggled a lot to download this software developed by me and Xiao Yuer. You can bear it. Let her find out that she was abandoned by you on the first day, cooling down her learning motivation that is not easy to get enough? !

G: ...Thank you, I can bear it.

Gu Yan's eyes stopped for a while on Xueyou account, which had been wanting to bomb the school for many years, and stopped the urge to throw Xueyou into the trash can.

He just sent a message lightly.

G: I'm usually very busy, so don't bother me if I have nothing to do.

Wanted to bomb the school for years: ?

The author has something to say:

Sasha: Shouldn't you be happy?I granted your wish.

Qi Yunzhou: No wonder you're happy!

Sasha: Humans are really strange creatures.

later

Qi Yunzhou: I'm happy, I'm happy, let Daddy touch Sasa again