After the scumbag was reborn, the cabbage in the next class was arched [System]

if line: when a chicken flies and a dog jumps as a teenager

Written in front: If two people have never been separated since childhood

The happy version of the two-faced faction Qi Yunzhou x and Qi Yunzhou have been together for a long time and succeeded in being led crooked and arrogant Gu Yan

The day-to-day life of a flying bamboo horse

01

Qi Yunzhou put up the poster affectionately.

The handsome man on the poster has charming and melancholy eyes, captivating everyone from underage girls to 80-year-old women, including cousin Qi Yunzhou.

It is estimated that a Qi Yunzhou is being added now.

The cousin swears the most ruthless oath in her life—all the CPs she knocked on be. The moment her cousin saw the poster in her hand, his eyes lit up.

She is familiar with this operation!After all, she had the same look when she first saw the man on the poster——

Lightning!

Thunder!

Ten thousand little fragrant pigs are running around in my heart!

Qi Yunzhou gazed at the poster affectionately, and brushed his fingertips unobtrusively across the dark hole in the wallpaper in front of the bed—he tried frying steamed stuffed buns with the heat of an alcohol lamp in the bedroom an hour ago.

And the size of this poster is more than suitable for pasting the wall!

"Cousin, isn't he handsome, isn't he handsome?"

Qi Yunzhou didn't care about the man's face on the poster, but it didn't prevent him from rubbing his cousin's head and smiling like a fake flower: "Handsome! Of course he's handsome! My sister has great eyesight!"

The cousin's face is like a steamer: "Where is he handsome?"

The air was suffocated. Qi Yunzhou was the only one who had seriously analyzed appearance posts since he was a child. Qi Yunzhou said solemnly: "From the strands of hair to the toenails, there is no part that is not handsome."

A male fan fell from the sky, and the cousin was about to faint: "Be more specific!"

"...that face that seems to owe someone 800 million looks like little Gu Yan..."

The cousin hardened her fist, and half a second later, she saw Qi Yunzhou squinting her eyes, and she seemed to add with a strong desire to survive, "Wait, their faces don't look alike."

The cousin thought that this was right, and then hit him directly on the chin with a straight uppercut:

"Little Gu Yan is much more handsome than the guy on the poster."

cousin:"……"

"The temperament is also nobler than him."

"..."

"Cousin, I didn't pay attention at first, but your eyesight is not very good, you like his face as much as I like my bamboo horse, wait a minute, I'll show you the photo..."

Cousin: No more.

You can question anything else, but Cousin Dog dares to question his aesthetics!

She immediately rushed into the kitchen and took out a kitchen knife.

While hiding, Qi Yunzhou said hey, it’s really not his fault, your eyesight will change if you have a good-looking bamboo horse by your side, and it’s really not your fault that you don’t have a man as handsome as your brother around you, to be honest Are you going to see the photos...

In an instant, the knife rises and falls!

In the radiant bright red liquid, the cousin's smile was pale, and her voice was soft:

"Cousin, eat melon."

Qi Yunzhou stroked his colorfully dyed hair that looked like melon seedlings, and felt that it was him who would bloom on his head in the next second: "Cousin, don't be stupid, a society ruled by law, fools break the law! Calm down, I'm not a melon!"

"You look like a fool."

The door of the room was pushed open, and the person at the door stood against the light, his icy side face made the cousin's face instantly smeared with tomato juice: "What are you doing?"

He saw the poster halfway up on the wall: "Who is this?"

02

I don’t know if it’s my cousin’s illusion, seeing the handsome man who was half pasted on the wall, the boy’s snowy face at the door turned into stinky tofu in a second, and before she could confirm it, he saw his cousin hanging to her new home like a koala. On Yan Shen's body: "Little Gu Yan, of course I miss you, if I don't come, I won't be able to see my brother!"

Gu Yan pushed away the hairy head on his shoulders in disgust: "I'm older than you, you should call me brother."

"No problem, brother."

"...the day after tomorrow is the deadline for summer homework."

"Brother! Do you still remember your half-brother who was abandoned by you by the Daming Lake?" My cousin was dumbfounded when she saw her cousin turn into a dog-legged brother in a second, and grabbed that good-looking little brother with a horrible voice. Like a beggar on the road, "You know my homework."

"Write it yourself, ten pages an hour, and you can barely salvage it." Gu Yan moved away from the side face that was sculpted in ice and snow, and tried his best to avoid Qi Yunzhou's sad eyes.

"Oh, my dear Gu Yan, I'm really touched that you have given so much confidence, but you know that I have recently lost my mind in the cells of my hands and feet, and my brain twitches..."

"...I'll give you my homework." The corners of Gu Yan's mouth twitched, feeling that this was a wrong concession.

Qi Yunzhou knew the truth of taking advantage of the victory to chase after him, so he was brazen and persistent: "Will you help me write?"

Gu Yan said with a cold face that this was a violation of principles, and that doing homework for bamboo horses would harm the seedlings of the motherland in the long run is a foolish thing to do.

10 minute later.

Qi Yunzhou smiled like a bright morning glory. The smile on his face blinded the cousin who was acting as a light bulb behind her. The cousin watched the table pick up the watermelon she had cut, and "opened her mouth" one by one, while feeding the cold watermelon. The little brother was jumping up and down to get the poster paste. She reasonably suspected that her cousin was superhuman. As for the good-looking little brother, he said on his face that I firmly resist helping others with homework, but the movement of the pen was very real.

Ah.

03

Gu Yan has completely discovered that Qi Yunzhou has long been determined to push the bottom line three feet up and then dig three feet down. As for him, as soon as he meets Qi Yunzhou, the bottom line tends to be infinitely negative.

Brainwashing himself in his mind, when most of these homework questions were repeated and crudely written, Gu Yan, who finished a homework for a guy who was not doing business properly, found that the watermelon supplied to his mouth was gone. Qi Yunzhou on the wall thought of a topic that was misleading when he entered the door: "Who is that? Is Shi chasing him?"

He looked at the person on the poster with cold eyes.

"This is..." Qi Yunzhou racked his brains, the person on the poster seems to be the hero of a popular novel, and the character of the hero of that novel is—

"Sea turtles! Highly educated talents!"

Qi Yunzhou recalled his cousin frantically mentioning such words when he gave him Amway, blinked, pointed at the poster, and spoke sternly:

"My role model goal, my idol, the object I worship the god of learning Ouqi!"

Facing the bamboo horse's "very good, you continue to make up" eyes, he grabbed Gu Yan's hand, heartbroken: "You believe me! You believe me! Brother, you can doubt me, but—"

Gu Yan: "How can I question your love of learning?"

Qi Yunzhou jumped up like a shrimp: "How can you force my lines!"

How does this make him write next?

04

"So, what's your idol's name?"

Qi Yunzhou silenced instantly.

"So he's not your idol." Gu Yan put down his pen, and said flatly.

Qi Yunzhou liked to mention a kill.

"From the size of the poster, you want to use the poster to disguise what's on the wall."

That's great, Qi Yunzhou likes to mention the second kill.

"You smoked holes in the walls again?"

With a first-level hit, Qi Yunzhou likes to mention three kills.

It's a deadly move, and classmate Qi doesn't want to leave a single one behind. He doesn't give up and leans close to Gu Yan's nose: "Tell me, how did you guess."

For better camouflage next time.

"It's very simple, good grades, future goals, and a sense of learning."

Gu Yan lowered his eyes, and his wing-like eyelashes cast a silhouette on the book, "If you meet these points, you" he swallowed the word worship, "You can just look at me, why bother to look far away?"

Qi Yunzhou was stunned. Like a little beast, he rested his chin on Gu Yan's shoulder and clicked his tongue half a second later:

"Gu Yan, why didn't I know you were a narcissus before?"

"Hey, little Gu Yan, don't talk about the poster I pasted on the wall, it took me a long time to post it on time!"

05

I don't know if it was because of Narcissus's name, but Gu Yanzhen gave him a poster of himself.

Qi Yunzhou said in his heart that Gu Yan's grades are amazing, and in the future, a highly educated talent who can be seen by the naked eye will look like a monster, and can help him cover up his stains, which is more comfortable than the original poster that can be seen by the naked eye.

You can also worship Ou Qi, the god of learning, before the exam.

Father Qi was startled as soon as he got home: "Son, why did you put Gu Yan's photo on the wall? Are you secretly in love with him?"

Qi Yunzhou sprayed his father all over his face with a sip of water: "I'm called worshiping an idol!"

Thinking about it this way, the poster has been hanging in his room for many years.

Although he doubted countless times during the period, how did Gu Yan manage to look at his own headshot in his room without blushing and still looking satisfied and proud.

06

One day Qi Yunzhou suddenly wanted to keep a dog.

Gu Yan asked him what breed he liked, even though he felt that it was enough for Qi Yunzhou to have him around, and he could do everything a dog could do, but he still thought that if a bamboo horse really wanted it, he would hug a Qi Yunzhou tomorrow. Give him the puppy he wants.

Qi Yunzhou: "I want two corgis."

"What do you like about Corgi?" Gu Yan put his head on his lap, he might consider learning it.

"Demolish the house."

07

Gu Yan really felt that he was willing to clean up Qi Yunzhou's mess, but how about cleaning up the mess for the two future Corgis who would fight to tear down their homes and might compete for favor?

dream.

"I'm allergic to dog hair." Gu Yan said loudly, "If you buy a dog, I'll—"

"What do you want?" Qi Yunzhou hooked Gu Yan's neck with a smile, "Brother, you will not refuse any of my requests."

"...I won't review your homework for these three days."

Qi Yunzhou felt a knife stabbed into his heart.

"These three days?" He was shocked, and the end of the sound dragged on for a long time.

In these three days, he will take the exam!

08

The day before the exam, Qi Yunzhou saw the teacher post in Moments:

The exam is approaching, students come on!

I have wanted to blow up the school for many years: Come on, teacher!Come on teacher!I invite the teacher to eat hot pot.

teacher:?

G: What he means is, let the teacher correct the papers, relax and reward yourself.

Teacher: Happy smiling face jpg, that's it, I will try my best to get results overnight.

Qi Yunzhou: Damn it!Gu Yan did it on purpose, right?He obviously meant that the teacher saved my life, the teacher fished me, Haidilao!

He wants to break up with Gu Yan!

After swearing for a second.

Qi Yunzhou said that being able to bend and stretch is a real gentleman in the new era, so he sent a message to Gu Yan crying: Brother, do you still remember the equations by the Daming Lake?

09

One day in elementary school, Qi Yunzhou discovered that his bamboo horse had lost to him by one vote in the school grass ballot.

The reason for losing is: Compared with the sense of distance of Xueshen, I prefer a sunny big boy like Qi Yunzhou (σ≧≦) σ, a boy like this has a particularly sunny taste, and I feel like eating it after seeing it!

After the voting results came out, Gu Yan made a small cake for Qi Yunzhou, and slightly raised the corners of his mouth to say congratulations.

Then the corner of his mouth was pulled up into the sky by Qi Yunzhou's sinister smile: "Bingshan face, you have to laugh, you have to laugh! How can you lose to me!"

"...Laughing is boring."

"If you smile more, people will like you."

"But I only care about your liking, do you want me to laugh?"

"Hope."

A month later, Gu Yan overwhelmed Qi Yunzhou in the new round of school grass selection.

The reason is:

The laughing god of learning is a scourge, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!What do I want this ticket for!

"..."

Qi Yunzhou suddenly only hoped that that person would just laugh for himself.

10

Once, Qi Yunzhou was beating and scolding Gu Yan's gloomy guy, the other's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he was dizzy.

When Gu Yan rushed over, Qi Yunzhou just fell to the ground, bit his opponent's calf, and jumped like a shrimp when he was fighting with him.

Gu Yanzhen kicked the person who fought with Qi Yunzhou to the ground in a sinister manner, intending to tear the NPC into pieces, but he did not forget to smile warmly at the little bamboo horse: "Fighting is illegal, I have a sense of proportion."

Then coldly grabbed the hitter: "Which hand did you hit him just now, the left hand or the right hand?"

Fighter: Mom, help, this person has a split personality!

Qi Yunzhou: "Why isn't this man talking?"

Gu Yan: "He is deeply remembering his mistakes."

11

On the weekend, Qi Yunzhou followed Gu Yan to Meng Xingzhe's house to play.

At lunch time, Meng Xingzhe went to cook.

"I think I can help." Qi Yunzhou poked his head out.

"No, no," Meng Xingzhe sneered, "Little Gu Yan said you fried the kitchen."

"But I've only bombed it three times! I can't believe that little Gu Yan is such a fussy person!"

"Do you still want to blow it up thirty times?!" Gu Yan fished out the dangerous elements from the kitchen.

"It's an ambitious goal to try."

Gu Yan immediately contacted the insurance company for kitchen safety insurance.

12

Once when the two of them were at home, Qi Yunzhou cooked for Gu Yan because Gu Yan, who was in charge of cooking, was sick and had a stomachache.

Qi Yunzhou evaluated the risk factor value of doing it himself, and calmly chose to soak brown sugar water, and after soaking, he gave it to Gu Yan and said thoughtfully, "Brother, drink it while it's hot."

After Gu Yan drank it silently, after it was boiling hot, he felt a strange feeling blooming in his heart.

"... How long have you kept this bag of brown sugar?"

"I took it from this bag box, it shouldn't be long?" Qi Yunzhou realized the seriousness of the problem and looked at the expiration date, "But this box looks familiar..."

Gu Yan: ...Does it look familiar?It was given to Qi Yunzhou's mother when they passed by the vegetable market together last year!

He gritted his teeth and scratched Qi Yunzhou's fluffy hair, feeling that he had to think about the aggravation of his condition.

After all, in order not to make Qi Yunzhou suspicious, he drank a bowl of expired brown sugar water without changing his expression.

13

When giving a lecture.

Gu Yan: "Think about the idea of ​​this question."

"No idea."

"Then think about the intention of the questioner."

"Thinking of my intention to die, there are always people who want to harm me!"