After the scumbag was reborn, the cabbage in the next class was arched [System]

In a classroom where nine out of ten seats were empty, Fan Qingyuan trembled as he watched Zhou Zhi, who had decided to stay in class and study hard, with knives flying in his eyes.

"Five had a fever, six had an upset stomach, two fell on the back of their heads while riding a bicycle, four hit a wall while walking, and some had brain cramps. They were in an emergency at home," Fan Qingyuan shook out a large number of leave slips with one hand, his eyebrows were erected like flying Go out, "You guys are liars, yes, there are so many cases with collective infection? Yes, there is a mistake, and there are fake cases!"

Zhou Zhi was about to kneel down: "That's a certificate issued by a tertiary hospital. It's true and reliable. Tongyu is innocent..."

"That's why I say they're good," Jiang Liguo, while his old friend's blood pressure was soaring to the sky, smiled and scanned the pile of cases that looked very reliable, "Congratulations to you for playing the remaining prison escape excuses played by generations of students." I found a new trick, what channel did this case come from, it is worth sharing, maybe someday I want to miss work as a teacher..."

"What are you doing, working overtime! Where's your little e-donkey, Lao Fan? Lend it to me."

"I'm going to catch those bastards one by one!"

The few students who stayed in the class saw Fan Qingyuan's iron face like a watermelon and Jiang Liguo's fox-like smiling face, dripping with cold sweat, and instantly rose a mushroom cloud of silent mourning for the large troops in the class.

"I need to remind them, which Internet cafe did Lao Liang and the others go to?"

"Is there an Internet cafe?"

"That's right, that's the one with the most handsome men and beautiful women in the evaluation, the most exciting atmosphere, and the one that makes people stay all night."

"Are you sure that's not a nightclub?!"

There is an internet cafe.

Under the dim light, under the large screen in the center, screams were cast from all directions, hysterical.

"HUK is awesome!"

"HUK come on!"

"HUK champion!"

The overwhelming shouts almost collapsed the entire building.

"I don't even need to look at the screen in the middle to know the current situation of the game," Qi Yunzhou struggled to swim in the crowd in the Internet cafe where all the staff turned into screaming chickens. When their cries became more and more excited, I knew they and our team had scored. As soon as I felt the sound stop, I knew that the opponent was catching up. According to the current trend of the building collapsing—”

"Our team is going to win." Gu Yan firmly grasped Qi Yunzhou's hand to prevent the two of them from being dispersed in the chaotic crowd.

The atmosphere in the venue was too hot, everyone was jumping and jumping, Qi Yunzhou felt the palm of his hand was warm, and his heart seemed to be ignited. It was not just the anxiety of not finding a certain kid.

"I saw Lin Ze, wearing a black sweater 15 meters ahead to the left." Gu Yan searched for a while, then locked his eyes on a small figure jumping and jumping in front of him.

Xiao Linze was sweating profusely on his forehead, but he looked like he had filled three big bottles of Coke, jumping up and down without feeling tired at all, like a happy little lunatic.

"Lin Ze!"

"Lin Ze, you little brat, come here!"

Qi Yunzhou and Gu Yan's voices were almost smoky. Amidst the frenzied shouting, their voices seemed like a drop of water melted into the sea, and even the little kid didn't hear it.

"What should I do? It's too loud!" In order to let the other person hear clearly, Qi Yunzhou's face almost covered Gu Yan's in the noisy space, and the young man's hair scattered around Gu Yan's neck, making it a little itchy, "In the middle There is still a wave of people, and I can't get past it all at once!"

"If you can't, just swim over." Gu Yan thought about Qi Yunzhou's movement just now when he swam over the crowd, "Your breaststroke posture is good."

"Think of this crowd as drops of water!" Qi Yunzhou was convinced, and while he was speechless, his body reacted in advance, he kicked and kicked, thumping and thumping in the crowd.

"Sorry bro, excuse me." He said while swimming.

A person was kicked by Qi Yunzhou's breaststroke legs, and just about to swear at him, he was kicked by Gu Yan's breaststroke hand again—thanks to the back-to-back experience of the crowd this time, Gu Yan found that he was still as good as before. Wu's cleanliness fetish, after running around with his deskmate for a semester, is now completely healed, he is now breaststroke in the crowd, his posture is standard, but it looks extraordinarily weird in such an occasion.

Someone accidentally injured by his breaststroker's eyes widened.

"Gu Shen, why are you here, and you still have this posture? When you come, it means—" Liang Fan reluctantly took his eyes away from the fierce competition on the screen, "Brother Qi must come too!" Already!"

He stared dumbfounded at the figures of Qi Yunzhou and Gu Yan swimming forward in a strange way but with amazing results: "Are you two here to find a child?"

"What? They both have children?" Relying on the magical sixth sense of eating melons, Jiajia came over from the other end with her teeth and claws, covering her red face that was about to bleed, "They became the godfather of that child? "

At Jiajia's finger, the little lunatic who was screaming just now was suddenly lifted up by the neck, two familiar voices sounded, his cry was stuck in his throat, he looked back tremblingly, and saw two pictures at a glance A familiar handsome face.

"Xiao Linzi, if you don't know your skills in three days, you will come to the Internet cafe by yourself? It has the demeanor I used to be." A smile appeared in Qi Yunzhou's eyes, but Gu Yan noticed that the smile did not permeate his eyes, Gu Yan Knowing that Qi Yunzhou was angry at this moment, he glanced at Xiao Linze who was looking at him for help, and said, "Explain yourself, he is lenient in vain."

"Frankly, sit in the prison and refuse to go home to celebrate the New Year!" Xiao Linze perfectly inherited Qi Yunzhou's old essence that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, the hotter you are, the more he waves, "I'm happy for no reason!"

"Very good, it just so happens that the knife is almost sharpened." Qi Yunzhou smiled and took out a knife that was said to have just been polished -- a shiny golden knife.

props.

"Want it?"

Gu Yan was drunk, and Xiao Linze's eyes were going to be blinded: Aww, this is the full set of props for the offline game that he has always wanted!

"It's been noisy at home recently, and I just want to watch this game to decompress." Seeing the sharpened sword, Xiao Linze pointed his two index fingers awkwardly and explained, "When you are called together, you will feel Very venting."

It seems that the troubles at home have left him all of a sudden.

"Decompression is not impossible, but you have to tell your parents," Gu Yan called Lin Ze's mother back with a headache, "They are very worried about you."

"They don't worry about me," Xiao Linze became angry when he thought of this. He heard his parents say yesterday that they have considered planning the future with their respective marriage partners and even added a younger brother and sister who are half blood related to him. Little kid My heart was half cold, so I went to an Internet cafe during my travels, just in time to watch the recent hot games, "And my family promised me!"

After listening to the ins and outs of a loveless child's twittering, Qi Yunzhou rubbed Xiao Linze's hair into a chicken coop, "What did you call me and Gu Yan?"

"elder brother?"

"Isn't brother a family member?" Qi Yunzhou was heartbroken. Watching him and Gu Yan from the sidelines is not considered a normal family structure. Xiao Linze, who lacks love, is their half-brother. us?"

Xiao Linze's eyes widened for a moment, like an ignorant little animal.

"Well, we found Lin Ze. He's with me now...it's okay, I'll send him back later." Gu Yan hung up the phone in his hand, took two bottles of milk from the front desk, and shouted at his throat Xiao Linze, who was about to smoke, sucked the milk, obediently like a milk cat.

"I'm not a child." Qi Yunzhou stared at the milk in his hand for a long while, feeling that the atmosphere at the scene was so exciting that everyone was here, and it was really inappropriate not to have a bottle of cocktail.

"You're not an adult yet." Gu Yan slowly put a straw on the milk, "You'll get drunk if you drink too much."

"That's just a low-alcohol cocktail, and how could I get drunk!"

"Everyone who's been drunk says that."

In the end, the two big ones were still drinking milk, and finished watching the game in a calm posture that didn't fit in the crowd.

"How do you feel?" Gu Yan asked Xiao Linze the moment the audience cheered to the maximum volume.

"Brother Gu, your gaze is obviously asking Brother Qi." Xiao Linze was a little hurt, "How does it feel? It feels like watching TV with parents."

Just like the scene where the family huddled on the sofa and watched the show when the parents were not about to divorce, the people on the screen performed their wonderful performances, and the people off the screen had their atmosphere flowing.

very gentle.

"However, there are really many people here today to watch the game, many brothers and sisters. When I threw the milk carton just now, I saw two uncles. One was blue with excitement and the other was wearing a windbreaker." Xiao Linze jumped up and down.

With a livid face and a windbreaker?Hitting Tianling Gai with a sledgehammer, Qi Yunzhou wondered why this combination made his left eyelid twitch...

The piranhas of the motherland.

Group Announcement: SOS!Level one alert, level one alert!Fan Qingyuan and Jiang Liguo have already gone to the Internet cafe, please evacuate quickly!

Qi Yunzhou: "...We seem to have forgotten one thing."

Gu Yan: "...cover for the classmates in the class."

Qi Yunzhou: "...that's not the point, the point is how Lao Fan and Lao Jiang got here by following the clues, they are too dedicated!"

Not far away, there are Jiang Liguo and Fan Qingyuan who can vaguely see the outline of their clothes. Liang Fan rushed over with tears in his eyes: "Brother Qi, Gu Shen, retreat quickly, brothers," he saw Jiang Liguo left Chen Liang right Jiajia Love, handsome man and beautiful woman, very imposing. Seeing Fan Qingyuan mentioning He Fei to the right and pulling passer-by C, his expression was heartbroken, "Brothers, I can't hold on anymore! You two don't have medical records, this is our last hope! Hurry up, I'll stop the teacher!"

Lao Fan checked the leave slips and medical records one by one.

Qi Yunzhou supported Liang Fan's shoulders: "Squad leader, you have worked hard, Gu Yan and I will definitely remember you!"

Gu Yan simply pushed Liang Fan into the arms of Fan Qingyuan who was about to kill him, and whispered thank you.

Before he could react, he raised his eyes and saw the old squad leader with Fan Qingyuan's livid face: "..."

No, I'm just talking!Brother Qi, how can you take it seriously!

And Gu Shen, you have changed!

He was filled with grief and indignation.