After the scumbag was reborn, the cabbage in the next class was arched [System]

The paragraph follows the New Year's story

01

Qi Yunzhou, who had been on guard all night, woke up stiffly in bed, and found a message among a bunch of messages celebrating the New Year.

#Shocking, the fairy fireworks that make people cry into rivers, the truth behind it is--#

The video below is a loop of the fireworks he made yesterday.

Messages and comments are even more diverse.

Comment a: You rich people really know how to play... 666

Comment b: It feels like watching a movie in the air.

Comment c--"Son, the outline of a person on this really looks a bit like you."

On the first day of the new year, Xu Manshao watched the video in a good mood, looking at his son with novelty in his eyes.

Qi Yunzhou's toes are numb from the sight—hehe, it's just a silhouette, you can see my mother's keen sixth sense, and the piranhas in Class [-] can't see it...It's not bad

size!

Why can't I see the light, shadow and contour of the master painters headed by Jia Jia? !

02

The painting masters headed by Jia Jia experienced a severe battle on the night of the New Year's Eve. This was originally a night of gentle conversation and family reunion!Can them, can them!

Each of them was highly concentrated, their breathing trembled slightly, their fingers interlaced quickly, and they analyzed the rigorous thinking of analyzing mathematics, physics and chemistry on the time dispersion rate-in order to fully grab the red envelopes of the two big men.

One shot on the hour, one for ten, one for two thousand.

One after the other, intertwined with each other.

And the reason of the money-spreading boys is——

Student Qi who is studying hard and making progress every day: I am in a good mood.

Helpful classmate Gu: Same as above, together.

The flowers of the motherland are not blinded by money, but Qi Ge and Gu Shen are giving too much.

At that moment, everyone screamed hysterically: Even if one day our flowers wither and we embrace suffering and go our separate ways, Brother Qi and God Gu must be happy together!

Everyone's trembling fingers—the one who grabs the red envelope and grabs the cramp is the proof of their oath at this moment.

03

Gu Yan came to pay New Year's greetings as scheduled, no, he came to Qi Yunzhou's house for New Year's greetings dinner.

Before the meal, the two decided to make an appointment to meet and take a stroll outside.

In the end, they chose the place to meet at the League of Legends figure shop——

Because of the kid who followed Gu Yan.

The moment he saw the small light bulb, Qi Yunzhou's gaze was like an enhanced version of X-rays, sweeping the child from head to toe, with a white and tender smiling face and wet eyes, but it was nothing like Gu Yan—

OK, it's not what Gu Yan said...the younger brother who might show up.

"He is the child of my eighth aunt's cousin's classmate." Gu Yan pointed helplessly at the small light bulb.

"Speak human." Qi Yunzhou glared at him.

"He is the child of our family friend. His parents came here to pay New Year's greetings, but half of them washed away to discuss business. Please ask me to take care of him."

"I wanted to ask his nanny to pick him up directly, but..."

"I'm not leaving!" The child looked like he was about to cry, he first tugged on Gu Yan's sleeve, and then rubbed Qi Yunzhou's, "I want to go to the temple fair with my brothers!"

Then he took the marshmallows that Gu Yan bought, grabbed the pickup truck that Qi Yunzhou snared him, and looked at a Transformer with great joy.

04

Qi Yunzhou felt that this style of painting was wrong!

Happy Chinese New Year, the spring has come, he and Gu Yan should think about the turbulent years and enjoy the beautiful scenery of the festive season together, and he even made a strategy for it... Hell, it's far away.

But it's definitely not going shopping with this white and tender kid in the sugar shop, playing balloon guns, and watching Transformers.

He looked at Gu Yan—Gu Yan was mentally calculating the acceleration of gravity in the air, and after all kinds of analysis, he put the snares on each of the big toys with great precision, and he hit the one that the kid wanted.

The god of learning is terrifying!Qi Yunzhou was so respectful, but also muttered like Gu Yan, performing scientific traps.

As a result, the boss wanted to refund them with snot and tears.

05

It was impossible to get the money back, and under the pleading eyes of the boss, Gu Yan calmly took the two items away.

A big bear was thrown to the child. The child hugged the big bear half his height, with cotton candy floating from the corner of his mouth, and kept giggling.

"Give this to me, are you sure?" Qi Yunzhou smiled as he looked at the superhero model that Gu Yan forced on him, the one that came through a broken window that he had always wanted to imitate.

"Brother, if you don't like it, you can give it to me!" The child's eyes lit up, and he hugged the bear and screamed.

Gu Yan pulled him back: "No, play with your bear."

Qi Yunzhou also raised his eyebrows: "Little devil, you have a good idea. This is mine. I want to set it up myself."

Then, under the beaming smile of the boss, the child set off circles all over the sky, but hit every one of them.

Of course, the ring was taken by the child, and Qi Yunzhou and Gu Yan acted as payment machines for Mo De's feelings.

Two people each have a marshmallow to watch the child ring.

"Considering the calculation of wind power, the circle of the kid will deviate to the left." Qi Yunzhou said.

"The specific deviation is about 20.8 centimeters." Gu Yan answered.

"Shut up, you evil school bully! Are you sure about it?" The child was empty again, looking at the two people who were sitting on the railing and eating cotton candy leisurely, with tears in their big beautiful eyes, After a while, with his face upturned, he ran over, "What principle do you use to calculate? Teach me."

"Well, you may have to learn math well first." Qi Yunzhou picked up a circle in the child's hand, swished it, and hit it with one blow, "Study hard, kid, do you want this?" Terman.

"No, brother, I'm just watching." The child was very reserved at this time.

"So cute." Gu Yan touched the child's head with a faint smile, then turned to Qi Yunzhou and said, "It happens that he doesn't want it, so give this to me."

"Do you believe in light?" Qi Yunzhou grabbed Ultraman and said in a wrong way.

"Why don't you believe it?" Gu Yan said, the eyes of the child next to him were shining, "I saw it when I was young."

"I've seen it? Describe it for me?" Qi Yunzhou stretched out his hand and gestured, "Is it shining like a god?" While gesturing, he almost fell a dog.

Gu Yan helped him in time, and said with a smile, "I think too much, I just don't want to ruin the child's childhood."

"No, it's already ruined." Qi Yunzhou looked at the little ghost who was devastated and stared at the kid who hadn't been planted in a circle. "From a certain probability event, this kid is also a talent."

06

"Brother, can we go on that roller coaster?" The child looked at Qi Yunzhou and Gu Yan with sparkling eyes.

Qi Yunzhou couldn't bear to look directly at him. Since his sudden death, he had an inexplicable fear of high-altitude game products that hang on the line: "I think you can play Snow White and Little Bear."

"No, a man wants a man!" The child rushed to the registration office with the spirit of a newborn calf not afraid of tigers, "Brother Gu, are you right?"

Gu Yan said bluntly, "I've never been to an amusement park."

The child cheered and felt that he had found an organization: "That's great, I've never been here before!"

"Why didn't you come?" Qi Yunzhou looked at the two of them.

"Nobody with me." The child pouted.

"They think it's a waste of time." Gu Yan said while selling three bottles of soda.

Something floated past his heart, Qi Yunzhou stopped and wanted to shrink back.

Well, for people who have never been to either amusement park, now they need their own guidance... Guidance!

The result of the guidance was that the students, one big and one small, were normal, and he felt that his internal organs were about to be vomited out.

But he was fine, the worst unlucky guy took his mobile phone on the roller coaster, and then the mobile phone fell out of his pocket, drawing an arc in the air, the hysterical scream of the mobile phone owner made him and Gu Yan both sounds familiar --

Which one of their cannibal flowers is it?

07

"Brother Qi, God Gu, you are here too!" In the dark haunted house, Zhou Zhi looked terrified, "I was scared to death just now, I thought it was a ghost! By the way, who is this kid..."

As soon as the words were finished, there was a roar, and Zhou Zhi frantically touched his belt in fright.

Qi Yunzhou raised his forehead: "Let's make a bet... Is he looking for a mobile phone?"

Gu Yan observed: "Then call 110?"

Qi Yunzhou stared at Jiyou who had searched his pockets for a long time but found no movement: "It's possible, but why hasn't there been any movement for so long?"

Gu Yan concluded: "The phone is gone, and the phone that fell in mid-air on the roller coaster seems to belong to Zhou Zhi."

Zhou Zhi was in a trance: "Gu Shen, you shouldn't have reminded me, this would allow me to immerse myself in the fear that my best friend is still alive, and that he didn't fall from a high altitude and be smashed to pieces."

Qi Yunzhou: "Let's face the reality, my friend, but you still come to the haunted house without your mobile phone. How did your mental endurance become so good?"

Zhou Zhi cried: "I just want to come to the haunted house to suppress the shock!"

The child and the female ghost, who were neglected to the side, stared at each other in the dark corner.

ten seconds later --

The ghost performer performed her due duties, showing her appropriately ferocious expression.

Don't scare the kids, she thought.

Then the female ghost looked at the weak, pitiful and helpless child in her eyes, raised her white and tender face seriously, twisted the ice water from her hand with a twitch of the corner of her mouth, and poured it directly on the female ghost in front of her.

After splashing, there was an earth-shattering cry: "Brother, help me! I'm so scared!"

The female ghost who was drenched in icy water moved the corners of her red-painted mouth resentfully, and looked up to see two acquaintances——

Isn't this the two people who were looking for shoes and still regarded her as Mo De's emotional teaching machine? !

Shocked, she had her first cold of the new year.

Qi Yunzhou: "..." He should change his impression of this child.This is a werewolf!

Gu Yan: "...I was wondering if we should prepare for medical expenses."

The child blinked innocently: did he do something wrong?

The incident ended with the two elder brothers leading the brat to apologize.