After the scumbag was reborn, the cabbage in the next class was arched [System]

The smiling young man was wearing a black and white checkered sweater, his eyes would bend into crescents when he spoke, he rushed downstairs and grabbed Qi Yunzhou's hand and shook it, "Long time no see, Gu Yan's little bamboo horse, Remember my brother?"

Qi Yunzhou wanted to be startled, his tablemate was so cold that he had such an extroverted friend besides him, he was shaken so that the universe was spinning, and the ice cream that hadn't been hidden successfully fell to the ground.

Gu Yan put away a certain senior who was overly enthusiastic with a dark face, and avoided the title of that bamboo horse without any trace: "The senior of No. [-] Middle School who is a year above us: Meng Xingzhe."

Qi Yunzhou's dizzy brain suddenly sobered up: "Hello, senior."

This senior is not the respectful title of the juniors to the seniors, but the admiration of the mischievous king of Chongyang No. [-] Middle School for the legend of the previous death——

Once upon a time, when Fan Qingyuan was startled by Qi Yunzhou's overly advanced behavior and vomited blood again, he would say the name Meng Xingzhe through gritted teeth, how he sent one away and another came again, and compared them one by one.

But no matter how he does it, Qi Yunzhou thinks that he is far inferior to this senior—Meng Xingzhe is very good at it, including but not limited to various car rollovers in various scenes, but his results are really top-notch... Under Meng Xingzhe's torture, Fan Qingyuan successfully practiced A whole life of high blood pressure that never rises.

"A toast to the past, and a toast to the future," Meng Xingzhe held up the orange juice, "Brother, after I left, did the Death Gang still prosper? Is Lao Fan's head bald today?"

Qi Yunzhou, who just followed Gu Yan into the private room, lowered his head and pondered, with a solemn expression: "I am addicted to learning great things, and I haven't heard of death for a long time. I think the death gang is about to be dismissed, ashamed, ashamed!"

"Degenerate, degenerate! Learning from this goblin has harmed so many young people!" Meng Xingzhe raised his head and sighed, and noticed two cold gazes, "Xiao Yu'er and Xiao Gu Yan, I'm not talking about you, without you How can I have my today..." I was about to sing "I love you teacher" --- then I was hit by a can of orange juice and shut up.

"Xiao Yu'er, do you know that my extremely clever head is going to be smashed stupid by you?"

"Don't worry, you are a fool." Another young man said.

"Don't be surprised, his head is missing strings from time to time." The young man called Xiao Yu'er turned to look at Qi Yunzhou. He was dressed in dark clothes, which made his skin fairer. "Hello, my name is Yu Shi." Zheng."

"Gu Yan, that's great. I saw the champion who lived last year." Qi Yunzhou hammered Gu Yan, his eyes sparkled, he felt that he needed a bite of ice cream to calm down.

"Where's my ice cream?" Qi Yunzhou glared at Gu Yan, wondering if it was because he recalled some past memories, as soon as he opened his mouth, he became more and more familiar with Gu Yan's way of speaking.

"It's too cold." After watching Qi Yunzhou have a long conversation with the two seniors, he said the first sentence forcefully.

"There is heating here."

"So it's unbearably hot."

"what?"

"So it turned into water."

"You might as well just tell me that Ice Cream has become a prodigy and has long legs!"

"After the founding of the People's Republic of China, they are not allowed to become elites."

"Hehe, who knows?" Qi Yunzhou glanced at Sasa who was huddled in the corner.

"Your dog is so quiet." Gu Yan followed Qi Yunzhou's gaze and looked at Sa Sa, who was covering her face with her paws, and a strange feeling came to her heart - this dog seemed to understand human speech.

"It, my friend's mother-in-law is allergic to dog fur, so she put the dog in my foster care for a few days," Qi Yunzhou said in his mind, thinking of a boy who didn't see eye to eye with a stray dog ​​many years ago, "Just raise it casually. , take it out for a walk."

As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the private room was pushed open, and the waiter put a large tray on the table, which contained all kinds of small pink cakes and various delicate snacks—it was not like the ones ordered by a few boys, and Everything is for two people, and some of them are familiar, like desserts among the hot sale items for couples...

"Little Gu Yan, you ordered this—" Meng Xingzhe seemed to have discovered the New World, "Since when did you become so girlish?"

"Is it delivered by mistake?" Gu Yan asked the waiter directly.

"It's this Mr. Qi who checked the information for him and—" the waiter checked.

"Did the junior invite girls?" Meng Xingzhe patted Qi Yunzhou's shoulder silently, "Men must be specific!"

"Is she coming soon?" Yu Shizheng glanced at Gu Yan.

Gu Yan's eyelashes trembled slightly, and he managed to maintain a restrained and piercing smile.

"It was for me and—" Qi Yunzhou calmly took off his clothes—the green tie that Ms. Xu must have tied on for him, the words circled on the tip of his tongue, "Sasa ordered."

When asked, the question is that a certain system is addicted to the overlord's sweet drama. After he ordered ice cream for himself, he must order a romantic lunch for it.

"Sasa?" Gu Yan cut the steak gracefully, and Sasa felt a dull pain inexplicably from the force of the knife slicing through the meat, "Very cute name."

"That's right, except that he likes to watch dramas and sleeps cuddly at night," Qi Yunzhou scratched his head, "By the way, it's Sasa."

Gu Yan's knife pointed directly at the center of Sa Sa's eyebrows, each of them was stunned, then fell silent at the same time.

The waiter's words were very clear at this time, "Mr. Qi, the one on the right side of the lunch box is according to your request, and there are no ingredients that are difficult for your pet to digest."

"Feel free to raise?" Gu Yan put down the knife and fork, smiled and stroked Sasa's hair.

Sasa's hair was about to explode from fright.

"After a few days of raising it, you will develop a relationship." Qi Yunzhou cut a small piece of cake into small pieces and put it in front of Sasa, "It's like accidentally picking up a little guy, and I have to be responsible."

"That's right, you've always been very caring." Gu Yan laughed, and Qi Yunzhou felt that he meant something else.

Memories were messed up, but he also seemed to jump from a tree into the window and picked up an unlucky guy. The unlucky guy always had a cold face and said nothing. He couldn't give up.Finally, the other party took a cotton cloth to bind the wound and wrote two words on it.

The words were smeared on the cotton cloth, and he stared at the two words with a smile on his face and said, "Your name is so nice." In fact, he couldn't understand it at all.

Gu Yan also recalled the scene at that time, it was the first time he saw someone who could tell lies so sincerely when he was a child.

"Is Sasa really raised by your friend?" He asked suddenly.

"Do you think I look like someone who has nothing to do with pets?" Qi Yunzhou's expression must be as real as possible, "The only time I have at home is devoted to books and the Xuebawang app."

When Gu Yan was still thinking about the possibility of being too tricky, Meng Xingzhe came to him with eyes like a flashlight, and it was hard for Qi Yunzhou to ignore—

"Xiao Yu'er, look what I caught?" Meng Xingzhe looked at Yu Shizheng's eyes to complete the crescent moon, "A wild user who uses our APP!"

"The APP you developed?" Qi Yunzhou looked at the two seniors in front of him with the eyes of the last small question in the research paper. They seem to be two years older than himself? !

How do the brains of the learning gods grow?

However, people whose brain circuit is different from ordinary people and who have always been interested in IT, recalled Meng Xingzhe's sentence when they first met, "Do you remember me, brother?" Qi Yunzhou's eyelids twitched——

His father was good at being a teacher when he was alive, besides him and Gu Yan's two direct disciples, he would catch a child with a different brain circuit from time to time to point out a few words, including one who sneaked over with an adult to visit Gu Yan's mother A kid who is two years older than them.

The kid dismantled a bunch of computers in his house and was taken back by the dark-faced adults. He was still yelling at him and Gu Yan when he was being held up by the neck—

Brother, I will definitely come back!

Sure enough, death must start with the doll.

"You were the one who dismantled the computer back then—" Qi Yunzhou said, "The APP still works."

The knife and fork in Gu Yan's hand almost flew out.

I remembered?

The corner of Meng Xingzhe's mouth turned up to the sky, he didn't pay attention to this episode: "That's right, that's right, my junior has a really good memory."

"Of course, what you dismantled was the computer that Gu Yan and I just assembled." Qi Yunzhou smiled like a cunning fox.

Living up to expectations, Gu Yan's knife and fork pierced through the sliced ​​meat and made a creaking sound on the dinner plate.

"Back then, I was young and ignorant," Meng Xingzhe sneered, but of course he is not so sensible now.

Yu Shizheng listened with great interest to the origin of Meng Xingzhe's dream - the IT dream that started from dismantling the computer. After listening to it, he said gently to Qi Yunzhou: "What is your name on the APP? Your training buddy?" Yu Shizheng said, although he already has a little girl as a buddy, they seem to get along pretty well?

"At the same table, do you also use this app?" Qi Yunzhou froze for a moment before opening his own page, "But I already have a fellow student."

"She is a goddess. She is kind and capable. She dominates the rankings every day and answers many problems for me at night." Qi Yunzhou continued.

Why does this sound wrong?

"Goddess, answer the difficult questions late at night?" Gu Yan's fingers trembled slightly, and he quickly searched how many qualified characters there were in the top ten masters.

Active in the top ten at night, female gender, sophomore in high school, science, top ten in the list.

Search results - none.

Gu Yan: ...

It's not easy for him to tell Yunzhou whether you have been cheated, so the most convenient way is——

"Yun Zhou, what's your name in the app? We can lock each other up."

"...I have wanted to bomb the school for many years." Qi Yunzhou stretched out his mobile phone, but unfortunately, he still didn't have time to change his name to someone who was not good enough.

"?"

The chopped steak on Gu Yan's plate was finally blown away by a fork. He looked at Qi Yunzhou's "wanted to bomb the school for many years" personal page, and finally confirmed a strange fact——

His deskmate seems to be the same person as a schoolmate who shows up online every day and wants to hug and hold high.

He also understood why the calculation was wrong, because he excluded himself when analyzing possible targets, because his own Xueyou was a cute and coquettish little sister, thick-skinned and longer than the Great Wall, and could even turn a corner.

"Why not?" In the silent air, Qi Yunzhou looked confused.