After the scumbag was reborn, the cabbage in the next class was arched [System]

"award?"

"For example, meet my colleagues." Sasha's voice sounded very happy, "Then the host can be in the mall, and the devil's barbecue and the best 82 year cold will be open for free, so that my brothers and I can get together... ..."

"Sasa, Dad is very poor in the new year, and I can't bear to let your brothers see your dilapidated home." Qi Yunzhou said, looking at the system mall price, and said firmly.

The devil's barbecue and the 82-year-old super cool for nothing, Sasa absolutely wants to eat poor him: "When I was young, I ate less junk food, and I had my own plan for rewards—"

"Tell me, what is the memory that flashes from time to time?"

Sasa shook her tail in panic: "Wow, you don't have permission to inquire about this question!"

"I don't have permission... Sure enough, you are responsible for the memory that sometimes disappears right now?" Qi Yunzhou lifted Sasa's neck with a smile after ignoring the words of the system, "Did Gu Yan and I know each other when we were young?"

Sasha covered her face with her paws and said nothing.

"If you don't speak, I'll take it as if you don't deny it." Qi Yunzhou continued slowly, "Give me back my memory."

He said it word for word.

"not now--"

"Can you say that again?"

"As your small tasks—the most important academic achievement—continuously improve, your memory will be unlocked step by step,"

Sasa felt that there was a big knife across his neck, and he trembled and said: "The sooner you get the qualification for Qingbei, you will..."

"The sooner you remember Gu Yan?" Qi Yunzhou followed Sa Sa's words, "Is this the price of being reborn for a year?"

"As expected of my host, such a difficult logic can be understood at a glance," Sasa felt that he could save it, "so it's not that I made it difficult on purpose... It's not that I didn't return your memory, but that the concubine really did. No way!"

Qi Yunzhou stared at his own stupid system for a while, walked all the way home in silence, and opened the exercise book.

"Host, don't you have anything you want to ask?" Sasa looked at Qi Yunzhou who had entered the Perfect Learning Overlord APP to brush the questions without saying a word in fear.

Qi Yunzhou, who wished to rush into the gate of Qingbei today, did not even raise his head: "Question, I do have one."

The young man lowered his eyes, almost gnashing his teeth: "Gu Yan, how can he pretend like this?"

Like a broken necklace slowly being strung together, he remembered Gu Yan's smile to him, what he said, and whether he hesitated to speak.

He recalled the boy in his memory who couldn't see the outline or name.

The boy always wears a delicate little suit, and his delicate little face is always as cold as ice. He sits under the tree reading a once obscure book without saying a word, and waits for some troublemaker on the tree to return the bird's eggs to its nest before climbing up. down.

After climbing down, they went to the old house together, listened to the old man in memory who liked to eat oranges, gave them lectures on IT and poetry in one hand, and solved various competition questions that made people look crazy

Year after year in summer, the leaves of the big banyan tree caged above their heads rattled, and Cicada sang nursery rhymes that no one understood day after day. Go up a dogtail grass - in winter, the grass will become a touch of snowflakes falling on the head.

He sat in a big house and asked the boy if he could catch squirrels and foxes in the snow.

The boy used a lot of geography and zoology knowledge to tell him that this was just a dream, but he didn't believe it. In the end, the two of them rolled into snowballs in the wind and snow.

The flowers bloom in spring and the wind in autumn, he and his boy Zhuma are mischievous and wandering in class. He is the one who takes notes, and he is the one who makes the other party write for many years.

"Gu Yan doesn't like to watch dog-blood dramas like you do," Qi Yunzhou looked at Sa Sa and said, "Why do you think he just took me and waited slowly hoping that you would remember the plots of me one day?"

"What kind of author would write like that?"

Sa Sa said to the host, don't look at me like this, I'm not the author and I don't know anything!

Qi Yunzhou thought to himself, what is all this?Swap the two people, if Gu Yan forgot about him——after he was shocked for half a second, he would shake the other person to pieces, as if you didn't remember me and I'd knock you out: "What, you actually Don't you remember my uncle?"

"So it's still your fault." Qi Yunzhou stared at Sa Sa and came to a conclusion.

Sasha's eyes were numb: Well, as long as the host doesn't use it for hot pot, it doesn't matter.

After all, the rebirth of the host was taken away by the system center privately, which they considered "the most precious thing" in their hearts. Sasha disappeared every day without bubbling. Destroyed by chance...

"Apart from this, you have not kept anything else from me, have you?"

"Absolutely not. I'm just a puppy if I don't hide it from the host!"

"Aren't you already?" Qi Yunzhou glanced at the system that had become a Samoyed.

"Wang!"

After achieving the achievement of killing a thousand monsters on the Perfect Xuebawang APP, Qi Yunzhou opened the Xueyou dialog box where he was familiar with the road.

Input: My dog ​​watched an idol drama, in which the male second has been silently guarding the heroine who doesn't remember him, can you analyze his psychology for me?

...I wrote half of it and found it was too ridiculous, so I simply deleted it and started again.

He loses again: I completely forgot about the bamboo horse, but he is still so kind to me, can you analyze the reason?

After reading it, I feel like a scumbag.

And Qi Yunzhou suddenly remembered that beside the goddess, there seemed to be a bamboo horse who smelled like scum and wanted to sleep?

No, delete it again.

I have wanted to blow up the school for many years: my friends have followed you for a long time, but they have never told you, what is the psychology?

I have wanted to bomb the school for many years: Samoyed wants to know the duck jpg

I have been wanting to blow up the school for many years: PS: Don’t use technical terms, but speak the vernacular

After retouching it several times, Qi Yunzhou sent it out, and while he was brushing the essay questions on the app, G sent a reply, and Qi Yunzhou opened his mouth into a triangle after reading it.

Really vernacular, quite vernacular.

G: Your friends should like you very much.

G: Are you in love?

Wanted to bomb the school for many years:!

G: You are only a sophomore in high school now. At this point in time, you should focus on studying.

Wanted to bomb the school for many years: No, he is a boy!

After Qi Yunzhou hurriedly finished posting this sentence, he suddenly remembered that his gender on the app seemed to be - it was always a girl.

G slowly put out a question mark.

Qi Yunzhou's eyes were numb, and he couldn't clear it up even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

Why don't you just tell G that he is a man?

But it seems difficult to explain the issue of gender—how can I say that my dog ​​Chengjing scratched the wrong gender with his paw, and what kind of lock has been made in the gender column, so that he can't change it?

A certain question: What should I do if I find out that the girl I chatted with for a long time is suddenly a boy?

Answer 1: Thank you for the invitation, I will analyze it carefully.

Answer 2: Thank you for the invitation, just block it directly.

Answer 3: Thank you for the invitation, please protect yourself online.

Answer 4: Thank you for the invitation. The other party may have some secret hobbies that are not known to the public. You can respect it.

Qi Yunzhou: "..."

No matter which answer, it represents a huge loss of his wise and martial image.

In the end, he could only vomit blood and knock in a cute tone.

I have wanted to bomb the school for many years: thank you so much!But they didn't fall in love!

He added another sentence between gods and ghosts.

Been wanting to bomb the school for years: but he's really nice.

After he sent the message, the face of Tangerine on the opposite side flashed.

G: I am arbitrary.

G: Your friend may not be confident.

The original words are: Oh!Your friend must be a coward, little Gu Yan, do you still have such a friend?When will you pull it out and see?

——by a certain senior who had been asked by Gu Yan for a long time and did not leave his name.

A bottle of medicine engraved with English flashed across Qi Yunzhou's mind, and he stood up slowly.

Not confident?

"Why didn't I know you were timid, my deskmate."

The results of the final exam came out soon, although Zhou Zhihefei always hoped that the page where the results were loaded would never be smooth, and there were a lot of emoticons in the group that said "the piranha didn't want to work hard, the piranha just died" In the middle, Qi Yunzhou loaded out his report card.

Drunk gang.

Zhou Zhi: Brother Qi, how are your grades? If you ask me, Lao Jiang's question this time is too hell!

Zhou Zhi: Can I still live a normal year? !

Qi Yunzhou: 608

He Fei:!

He Fei: Brother Qi, I feel that I and Lao Zhou are drifting away.

Zhou Zhi: Brother Qi, are you still human?

Qi Yunzhou: This score is still far from entering the first examination room.

Zhou Zhi: ...Although Brother Qi's grades always make me dumbfounded, the only thing that makes me proud is that the speed with which I hand in the papers must have left Brother Qi dumbfounded.

Qi Yunzhou, who is swimming in the ocean of learning: You are right, one day I will catch up with your speed of handing in blank papers.

He Fei: ...Forget it, I won't mention grades during the Chinese New Year, it hurts my feelings.

He Fei: The three of us can find a place to get together during the holidays. I heard that there is a new barbecue restaurant in the west of the city. The taste is very authentic. The most important thing is that ice cream can be provided in winter...

On the other hand, Xu Manshao, who received the report card from the parent meeting at the end of the semester, had a radiant face, and Qi Yunzhou finished drinking water for the new knowledge points in the next semester, and every hair of Ms. Xu, who walked in the door, was full of pride.

Just proud and proud--

"Son, maybe it's a good thing to study hard, but it's not good to overstudy and damage your health." Xu Manshao looked at his son who was killing monsters in the room, with a worried look on his face, "I'm already very satisfied with your current grades. "

Qi Yunzhou smiled: "I think I still have more potential."

Xu Manshao: "...Are you reviewing the textbook for the first year of high school?"

Qi Yunzhou: "Oh, it's a sophomore year and competition."

Xu Manshao looked at his son who was obsessed with ghost painting talismans, and felt that he had encountered a problem that was more difficult to solve than a major project.

In the past, she was very worried that her son did not study hard, but now she seems to be even more worried.

This too is trying too hard.

Didn't her son reorganize his brain molecularly somewhere she couldn't see?

"Son, it's Chinese New Year, why don't we go shopping together?" She said softly, "How long has it been since we went out together?"

Qi Yunzhou: Huh?

An hour later, Qi Yunzhou, who was carrying more than a dozen bags in his left and right hands, encountered a more difficult problem than the competition problem——

Accompany mom to sweep the mall.

"I like this style very much, I have one in all colors!"

Qi Yunzhou: OMG!