After the scumbag was reborn, the cabbage in the next class was arched [System]

The second day of the National Day holiday.

There were regular knocks on the door.

A certain statue in the living room, which had been frozen for almost an hour, moved.

Qi Yunzhou jumped up from the sofa like a spring, and hopped to the door with one foot: "Congratulations, you are not lost at the same table...?" His words stopped halfway.

"The information you ordered before has arrived." The courier brother was not surprised by the tragedy of this kind of people who opened the door and found that they were not waiting for him. He calmly handed over a thick package, "sign for it."

Qi Yunzhou glanced at the courier and found that it was a set of test papers that Xueyou G recommended to him a few days ago. He sighed and collapsed back to the sofa, and threw the big package to the system who was idle and bored watching dog blood dramas: "Sasa, help I'll take this package to the room."

Sasa is obsessed with the plot where the heroine is about to have her kidney poached: "It's not like you have no legs, host."

"Dad's leg was seriously injured and he couldn't move."

"Host, you rushed to the door faster than lightning."

"I thought it was Gu Yan!"

"To make excuses for laziness is not a virtue that good middle school students should possess!"

"Is chasing dog blood dramas every day the ghost that a learning system should have?"

While one person was bickering, there was another regular knock on the door.

"Who is it?" Qi Yunzhou was tired of being blocked by his own system, and opened the door angrily.

"Did I come early?"

The boy at the door was wearing a black casual suit that was completely different from his previous style. A silver chain was strung on the clothes, which shone brightly under the sunlight, very eye-catching.

Hearing the impatient tone of the young man in front of him, a look of astonishment flashed across his brows and eyes.

"Absolutely not, Gu Yan, you came just in time." Qi Yunzhou scolded his dog son ten thousand times in his heart, and he changed the subject with a twitch of the corner of his mouth, "Haha, I didn't expect you to have such flamboyant clothes."

"Strange?" Gu Yan was a little nervous. After yesterday's brainstorming, he thought that this item was more suitable for Qi Yunzhou's personality and aesthetics.

"It's obviously cool!" Qi Yunzhou patted his deskmate on the shoulder appreciatively, "It's rare for you to try a new style. When you wear this outfit to the campus, the whole school will turn heads 100% on you!"

"I just wondered if you would come to my house in a black suit," Qi Yunzhou smiled, "Fortunately you didn't."

"Is the suit bad?"

"Although you at the same table must look handsome in a suit, it's more like a leader going to the countryside to inspect." Qi Yunzhou tilted his head and looked at Gu Yan, "Why ask this, you don't really have the idea of ​​coming to my house in a suit, do you? "

Gu Yan, who had prepared dozens of suits and dresses, was almost dressed more than the leader: "..."

I really should go back and thank Xueyou.

"Yunzhou, this is for you." Gu Yan thought of Xueyou's second suggestion, and handed Qi Yunzhou a very delicate box.

"You're here, why are you bringing presents?" Qi Yunzhou opened the box as he said.

The box is full of handmade custom candies.

"Last time I found out in the infirmary that you like this brand of candy very much." Gu Yan looked at the young man with bright eyes, a smile appeared in his eyes, "I hope it suits you."

"You suit me best." Qi Yunzhou slowly closed the box and said.

After speaking, he pulled the distracted person into the living room, and looked at the house while pulling.

Very well, Sasa has consciously disappeared invisibly, and took away the conspicuous express package in the living room, everything is perfect, everything is...

"Do you know that you are playing with fire! Don't forget your identity, you are just a mistress! Don't challenge my bottom line!"

"Aotian, I have done so much for you, I even gave that woman a kidney, isn't that enough!"

"Tell me, how much money do you want to get from me with this trick? Also, you are not allowed to say that about Xiaoying, she is the most innocent girl I have ever seen!"

After being dragged into the living room by Qi Yunzhou to relax, Gu Yan's expression became a little strange after watching the content on TV: "..."

Is it because his understanding of his tablemate has not kept pace with the times, and has Yunzhou's taste become so unique?

Following Gu Yan's bewildered gaze, Qi Yunzhou's eyes were numb.

Damn, Sasa forgot to turn off the TV when the stupid system was invisible.

"Gu Yan, I'm not interested in chasing this drama." Qi Yunzhou grabbed the remote control and walked around the empty house while changing channels, trying to find a scapegoat for Sasa, "This drama..."

"It's quite stress-relieving," Gu Yan misunderstood Qi Yunzhou's meaning. He pressed the boy's hand to change the channel, and said nonsense in a serious manner: "When you are stressed, you can relax your body and mind. According to scientific research..."

Seeing Gu Yan's extension from psychology to philosophy history, Qi Yunzhou, who used 1 reasons to watch dog-blood dramas to make it reasonable: "..."

He has a wealth of knowledge at the same table.

In order not to further deepen the misunderstanding of the dog-blood drama, Qi Yunzhou bounced around and showed Gu Yan around his home.

This is an old villa located in the old street, quiet and simple, through the window of Qi Yunzhou's room, you can see the bluestone road on the old street and the big camphor tree in the yard.

A gust of wind blows, and the leaves rustle in the sun.

"When I was a child, I always dreamed of being a hero to save the world," Qi Yunzhou pointed at the camphor tree in the yard and smiled at Gu Yan, "so I always climbed up that big camphor tree."

"Is there any connection between the two?"

"The first step in saving the world is saving bird nests that are about to fall from trees."

"What's surprising, it's a harmonious society now, how can I save so many people," Qi Yunzhou said softly, "I even always take down the bird's nest and put it back again, as if this will bring me one step closer to the dream of saving the world , It's ridiculous now that I think about it."

"It's not funny at all," Gu Yan looked at the familiar yet unfamiliar tree, and reached out to touch the boy's head, "It's obviously very cute."

"That's what you and my dad think," Qi Yunzhou glanced at Gu Yan, "It's a pity that your leg fell, otherwise I can take you up the tree to have a look, standing on the second branch of the tree, you can buckle the neighbor's window."

"But the design of this window is too unreasonable. If a flower picker comes and climbs up the tree under the moonlight, he can easily abduct the girl in the room..."

"Why must it be a flower picker who came in through the window?" Gu Yan had a strange expression on his face.

"Well, the thief?"

"Psychopathic?" Qi Yunzhou guessed again.

"...Can't you think in a better direction?"

"Which normal person doesn't go through the door, he insists on going through the window!"

"..."

"Oh, except for superheroes," Qi Yunzhou added, "every time they make an emergency move, a bunch of glass windows are dead."

"Now that I think about it, when I was a child, I yearned so much for superheroes. Maybe I just yearned for an episode where the hero came through the window to save the hapless guy. It's a pity that I was still an ordinary person for so long!"

Gu Yan, who imperceptibly assumed the role of the unlucky guy, "...you have always been a hero." His voice was very gentle.

"You're right, as long as you have great love in your heart, you and I are heroes!" Qi Yunzhou said with a straight face.

Seeing that it was almost time for lunch, Qi Yunzhou entered the kitchen under the worried eyes of his old father at the same table, turned on the music of the assassination classroom, and murderously dissected a chicken lying on the chopping board.

The technique was wrong, blood was flying all over the sky, the head was beheaded but the legs were not removed, the tragic scene was unspeakable.

The chicken looked at the person who dissected it, with a strange and mocking light in its soulless eyes.

Sasa, who had been hidden for a long time, whispered: "Host, have you decided to consume the points from the previous two missions?"

"Do you think food can be saved if you don't consume it!"

Sasa stopped talking, and a mysterious light flashed, adding to the several dishes and chicken in front of her——

[-] layers of beauty and taste filters.

"Host, you should marry a girl who can cook in the future." Sasa looked at the points that had turned into snowflakes, "otherwise you will poison yourself to death one day."

Qi Yunzhou: "..."

"Yunzhou, is there no problem with you?"

Despite being stopped by Qi Yunzhou countless times with his eyes, "If you dare to enter the kitchen, we will be friends." Hearing the unreliable bang bang sound coming from the kitchen and the not-quite-healed leg at the same table, Reminiscent of the remarks made by a certain schoolmate who accidentally blew up the kitchen yesterday, Gu Yan went into the kitchen after some mental construction.

When entering the kitchen, he subconsciously glanced at the wall.

No traces of oil spills and smoke.

He didn't know why he breathed a sigh of relief--

At last, Yunzhou is not as novelty as a schoolmate who has been trying to blow up the school for many years.

What Gu Yan didn't know was that at the same time he was thinking this way, Qi Yunzhou also breathed a sigh of relief, saying that yesterday's points were not in vain, and he was removing oil and cigarettes, and the benefits of the previous small tasks were all spent.

"Host, do you need to pay so much attention to details?" Sasa felt a sense of sadness when she saw the clean wall, "Gu Yan is not your crush!"

"Actually, I'm also very strange. Ever since I saw the medicine and something that I can't remember for a moment in my mind yesterday," Qi Yunzhou said, "It's just a feeling that I should be nicer to Gu Yan, and even better."

"Do you think I should have a CT scan of my brain?"

"It may also be a side effect of system binding." Sasha felt that this problem was a bit serious. "I will ask them next time I hang out with my peers."

After the conversation was finished alone, Gu Yan had been staring at a certain chicken with golden eyes and unique eyes on the sticky board for a long time.

"You did this?" He asked Qi Yunzhou uncertainly.

Qi Yunzhou: ...he cooks the food, there is nothing wrong with it.

At most, it beautifies the system by a billion points.

After Gu Yan received the affirmative look from his deskmate, his voice became even more uncertain.

He was rarely unsure, but the dishes in front of him, including this chicken, were beyond his knowledge.

That feeling is the effect of facing a p-map with a hundred thousand rainbows.

"There are still a few desserts to be finished." Qi Yunzhou couldn't bear to look directly at the tablemate's inquisitive eyes. He grabbed a pile of oranges, strawberries, and cream, and said to Sasa in his heart, "Look at it, Gu Yan, add ten to me." million filters."

"Ding! Your point balance is insufficient."

Qi Yunzhou's hand making the cake stopped in mid-air.

In the end, it was Gu Yan's voice that saved him: "Your legs are still not healed, and it's not suitable for standing for so long at once." Qi Yunzhou looked at taking the ingredients for dessert in his hands, and said in a gentle voice, "Leave the rest to me." .”

Qi Yunzhou was dazed for a long time looking at Gu Yan, who skillfully turned the baked desserts into a painting full of homely atmosphere.

"At the same table, do you turn around and smile?"

"What?" Gu Yan turned his head, with a little cream still smeared on his face.

With a click, Qi Yunzhou took the photo with satisfaction.

Three minutes later, the piranhas of the motherland looked at the photos in the group...

crazy.