After the scumbag was reborn, the cabbage in the next class was arched [System]

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

Gu Yan looked at the opposite Samoyed and nodded silently, and then a string of hahahaha burst out.

Wanted to bomb the school for many years: hahahahaha

I have wanted to bomb the school for many years: frying the kitchen is such a wonderful experience, who hasn't fried the kitchen a few times?

I have wanted to bomb the school for many years: the real warrior dares to face the bombed kitchen and the blackened wall.

I have wanted to blow up the school for many years: Goddess, if I have a chance, I will give you a hot kiss, an ant climbing a tree...

G: ...

Very unreliable to hear.

Those who dare to eat are definitely warriors.

Seeing that the topic was successfully shifted to cooking, Gu Yan thought of Sunday's invitation.

"Yes, please reschedule my consultation from Sunday to Saturday."

"Overall feeling?" Gu Yan was silent for a moment, "It's not so depressed, it's much more relaxed than before."

"Okay, I'll watch the dosage."

"Keeping a pet? I don't have that plan..."

During the call, a bunch of Samoyed emoticons popped up in Xueyou's message, Gu Yan's voice paused, "Raise a Samoyed?"

"Yes, when the dog interacts with its owner, caressing and eye contact can promote the secretion of dopamine in the brain," the doctor's voice is very gentle, "this can relieve your mental state to a certain extent."

"Let me think about it." Gu Yan's eyes paused for a while on the Samoyed emoji package that he wanted to blow up the school for many years, "Can people do it too?"

"By caress, eye contact?"

……

Someone who was fighting with the monster sneezed.

"This task has actually met the standard?" Qi Yunzhou looked at the 100% completion of the task of sending warmth, and raised his eyebrows.

"Well, I can give you a small reward for completing the small task." Sasa shook out a bunch of small things, "Spicy your cooling oil, and wake up your alarm clock..."

With a dark face, Qi Yunzhou chose "Relax and kill your sweet dream" for Xu Manshao. He groped for a while among a bunch of small objects, and curiously picked up a ball with colorful Mary Su Guang, "What is this?"

"Happy to you, your lucky little buff," Sasha said, "the effect will appear after a week of use, and it can make the user's little unknown wish come true."

"For example, a boy wants to take care of the girl she has a crush on," Sasha stretched out his paw as an example, "then on a rainy night, his small bicycle will hit the girl..."

"Stop, stop, stop, this kind of thinking is very dangerous." Qi Yunzhou put Marysu's little ball of light into his pocket while disgusted.

"Host, do you want to use this lucky buff to bless the stage test?"

"No, I want to leave it to Gu Yan," Qi Yunzhou said with a smile on his lips, "He has been helping me, and I don't think I have anything to give him, so let's just give him a piece of luck."

"The most important thing is that Gu Yan is a very good person," Qi Yunzhou glanced at the system, "he won't have the scary thoughts of the boys you mentioned."

Sasha: "Who knows?"

The Chongyang No. [-] middle school stage exam came amidst the wailing of the surrounding students. After finishing the last exam, Qi Yunzhou walked out of the exam room feeling relieved, feeling that the sun was still shining brightly.

He was chatting with a classmate in one of his examination rooms on twitter.

"How was the test?"

"Don't mention it, I thought I could turn salty fish over this time."

"The results of it?"

"It's sticking to the pan."

"Don't be sad, don't be sad, who is the old man who suddenly moved this stage exam two days earlier."

"I heard that I had a clash with today's Chongyang Competition Cup. After the exam, I will move the place for the Chongyang Cup in the two days after the exam."

"Which competition? It's all about the bosses. It seems that you can relax and play games in those two days."

"What kind of game are you playing? Prepare well for the next exam. After [-] days, you will be a hero again in the test field!"

"Forgive me to dress up and hold the fountain pen tightly, just to be the bottom of the schoolmaster," Zhou Zhi said with empty eyes again, and after seeing Qi Yunzhou, his eyes rarely focused, "Brother Qi, how did you do in the exam? "

"It's okay," Qi Yunzhou really thinks it's okay. Learning God's tutoring and staying up late to study the questions are not just talking, "it should be [-] points."

Zhou Zhi, who was about to complain to Qi Yunzhou about who made the question, rolled his eyes.

Four hundred points, is that the score he can imagine?

"It can be even higher," Gu Yan walked from the first examination room, he took away Zhou Zhi's weak paw from Qi Yunzhou's shoulder, "You should have done well in the exam."

"Well, this time I can exceed one-half of your score." Qi Yunzhou recalled the shock that he was less than one-seventh of Gu Yan at the beginning of the school, and suddenly grinned, "By the way, I have something for you .”

Gu Yan frowned: "It's just right, I have something for you too."

"Gu Shen, let's check the answers!" Liang Fan, who left the examination room a step later than Gu Yan, looked around, "Gu Shen, Brother Qi, what are you doing at the tree!"

"Squad leader, be quiet," Jia Jia, who came out from the examination room next door, firmly grasped Liang Fan's hand that was about to call out to the two, "Don't destroy this quiet beauty," the CP fierce general lowered his voice, "I didn't see Are they exchanging tokens under the tree?"

"Guan Shen and Qi Ge looked at each other and smiled under the tree: one person's calm eyes concealed anticipation, and the other person's indifferent appearance showed solemnity," Jiajia deserved to be a person who had scored 130 in the Chinese language test. "You looked down at him and bent over, and the items you took out made the hearts of both parties jump."

"Take it out, take it out!" Jiajia turned into a screaming chicken, "Let's see, it's—"

Her voice stopped abruptly.

"Gu Yan, this is... the lucky ball I asked Master for," Qi Yunzhou solemnly handed Gu Yan the plastic ball of Super Mary Sue, "I wish you luck in a week."

"Yunzhou, this is a test booklet for a single subject that I made for you. I think you will need it." Gu Yan calmly handed Qi Yunzhou a thick, brand-new test booklet that looked terrifying.

When the two saw what the other handed over, their hearts skipped a beat.

Silence is the treetops at noon.

"Why do you want to ask for luck for me... the ball?"

"Why do you want to write such a question for me?"

Half a second later, the two spoke at the same time.

"I was on the road yesterday, and I met a master," Qi Yunzhou said nonchalantly without changing his expression, "He said that my deskmate has had troubles recently, and he needs something to increase his luck, so that he can get what he wants."

Gu Yan was worried: Did my deskmate meet a charlatan?

But he still took the bead that was shining with super invincible Mary Su seriously in the sun: "I will keep it well, and I will definitely not let you down."

As for his reason for making up the topic... Gu Yan recalled his chat history.

G: Senior, I remember that Brother Yu's grades were raised in a short period of time?

Senior: You said Xiao Yuer... tsk tsk tsk, think about Xiao Yuer's grades back then, but he went straight to the Tarim Basin, but he wants to go to the same university as me, what do you want me to do?

Senior: What should I do?Of course it's a figure figure to guide him!

G: Talk about the key points.

Senior: It is to give Xiao Yuer lectures every day, to prepare lessons for Xiao Yuer, to clean up the mess he caused for Xiao Yuer, to...

Senior: Write a tailor-made topic for Xiao Yuer.

Senior: There is a good saying, to love him is to write a book for him!

Senior: The most important thing is that Xiaoyu has a good brain.

G: Yun Zhou also has a high IQ.

Senior: You mean your little bamboo horse?I have seen a competition question once. Although the process is very rough, the idea is very good.

Senior: It seems that everyone is a person who is rewarded by God. By the way, your little bamboo horse also wants to go to the same school as you?

Senior: By the way, is your schoolmate girl still in touch, smart?

G: We will go to a school.

G: That Xueyou is not clever, a little silly, and a little convulsive.

Senior:?

Suppressing his memories, Gu Yan picked out the main point: "A senior shared with me that he was admitted to the highest institution of higher education with his best friend after considering his best friend's own situation. I heard that what he said made sense."

Qi Yunzhou: A question thicker than a brick comes out after just one sharing?

He stretched out his trembling hand, and caught the title book that was heavier than the mountain: "I will definitely write it well, and I will definitely not let you down."

Finally, the well-prepared gift was delivered, and the two looked at each other with a smile, everything was beyond words.

The two of them smiled, but Jiajia, who was acting as the narrator of eating melon, was messed up in the wind.

She only hated that her eyesight was so good that she saw the wonderful gifts that the pair at the same table gave each other.

I'm sorry, she's not very knowledgeable, she only knows that Mary Sue's halo shines on the earth, and the test questions are struck by lightning.

Zhou Zhi Liang Fan standing beside her: It seems that they should look at the world from a new perspective.

The first day of looking at the new world started with the "Chongyang Cup" after the stage test.

"Chongyang Cup" is a traditional competition in Chongyang No. [-] Middle School. It competes in the first half of the year and competes in the second half of the year. Because it stimulates students' enthusiasm for learning, it digs out good seedlings that are usually hidden in the national competition.

The competition is divided into class group points competition and individual challenge competition. The individual competition comes first, followed by the class competition.

Among them, the class points competition can demonstrate the cohesion of the class and play a team spirit; the individual competition can freely designate opponents, giving the full development space of personal charm.

"You didn't find the wrong person, are you sure I'm the one you want to challenge?"

Before the individual competition, Gu Yan went to Jiang Liguo's office to sort out the materials. Qi Yunzhou, who stayed in his seat, leisurely flipped through the exercise book that his deskmate handed him yesterday, with a slightly shocked expression on his face.

He doesn't seem like a green onion among the group of strong people in the competition, but the Wannian second child in front of him is actually trying to challenge him with murderous intent?

"Don't you dare?" Zheng Kefan raised a smug smile, "You, who are famous for being a school bully, don't even have this kind of courage?"

"I think you've lost your courage,"

Chen Liang looked at Zheng Kefan dissatisfied, "Is the grade really good?"

"Good grades are not necessarily great, but bad grades are not great," Zheng Kefan pulled out a piece of sample paper, "Don't say I bully others, just follow the model of this basic mathematics competition."

"How is it?" Wannian's second child asked Qi Yunzhou, holding the winning ticket, "is there a comparison?"

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Last batch: Student gift-giving keeps pace with the times

The second couplet: Give someone a test paper and the sky will be struck by lightning

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