After the scumbag was reborn, the cabbage in the next class was arched [System]

"Well, sophistry," Gu Yan grabbed Qi Yunzhou's hand pulling his sleeve with his backhand, lowered his head slightly, and the breath between his lips and teeth passed the boy's ear, "You used to like Lin Lu very much?"

Qi Yunzhou; "..."

This question has to be asked to Qi Yunzhou who should be dragged out and beaten to death before his rebirth.

"Don't talk?" Qi Yunzhou felt his hand being held tighter by Gu Yan, and he felt that his deskmate was like a porcelain doll that was about to be crushed in one step, "So you still like her now, don't you?"

Qi Yunzhou opened his mouth and was speechless for a long time.

At the same table, you scored 140 in the Chinese test. You should understand that there is no causal connection between the two sentences above!

A mushroom cloud exploded in Qi Yunzhou's brain. His eyes unconsciously glanced at Lin Lu with fluttering black hair, tall figure, and smiling... weird, gracefully eating melons in the Shura Field, and a bolt of lightning flashed through his brain.

"What kind of girl do you want to start a family with?"

How did Gu Yan answer at that time?

Black hair, sunshine, and tall.

So, is the girl Gu Yan likes Lin Lu?

Under the tremendous pressure from the same table, Qi Yunzhou stared deeply at Lin Lu with the attitude of studying national first-class cultural relics. When the corner of the school belle's mouth twitched slightly, he felt that he had grasped the truth of the incident!

A brother's wife cannot be bullied.

Regardless of whether there is that ghostly love letter or not, at this time, as long as he haha ​​said that the love letter is just a youthful impulsiveness, and he is just admiring Lin Lu for the goddess of the school girl, it will be fine.

At that time, he will definitely help the tablemate to match up with the school girl, and he and Gu Yan can happily become good socialist brothers again!

After reading n love stories, Sasa felt that the host was getting farther and farther away from the truth: "..."

"Really? But I remember that the goddess you like doesn't seem to be this one." After hearing Qi Yunzhou's explanation, Gu Yan's brows and eyes darkened.

"Would you like me to recall it for you?" Under Qi Yunzhou's bewildered gaze, Gu Yan said slowly, "Big waves, smoky makeup, a cute girl with big breasts."

"Isn't this what the bookstore owner said? How can you remember it so clearly at the same table!"

"I have a photographic memory," Gu Yan said with sharp eyes, "Look, Lin Lu doesn't seem to agree with everything the boss said."

Especially the last one.

"How do you know that I tried such a mature dress?" Seeing that the topic turned to herself again, Lin Lu raised her long and delicate eyebrows after watching the show.

"Did you ever wear heavy makeup and wear a lace skirt?" Qi Yunzhou asked jokingly, "He Fei will definitely get a nosebleed from excitement, and all the boys in the school will go crazy."

"Including you and Gu Yan?" Lin Lu smiled helplessly, "It's a pity that after wearing it once, my family took a feather duster and ran all over the garden. Who told me that there is a strict and strict doctor mother in my family."

"Of course it doesn't include me and Yunzhou." Gu Yan's voice seemed to be mixed with ice, "Lin Lu, no matter how mature you dress up, it won't change the fact that you have a flat chest."

Poked by the cold facts, Kan Linlu almost couldn't hold back her smiling lips: "..."

Forget it, Gu Yan, you should stay single for the rest of your life!

"Gu Yan, how could you say such straightforward things to such a beautiful girl?"

Especially that girl might be Gu Yan's favorite.

On the way back from school, Qi Yunzhou shook Gu Yan's arm, so anxiously that even a hair on the top of his head was raised, Gu Yan saw it and gently pressed it down.

Think about when he was working in his previous life, there was a female colleague who was well-dressed and asked him if he liked it. Qi Yunzhou, who didn't know how to style, scanned the shy colleague up and down with the eyes of dissecting documents, and then answered her very sincerely. : "This outfit shows that your legs are very thick."

The girl's heart was broken, and he was chased half the company by his colleagues crying.

This tragic experience must not happen to Gu Yan again!

Recalling the memory, Qi Yunzhou said to Gu Yan very seriously: "At that time, you should have praised Lin Lu for saying that you were so brave or hehe. Don't talk nonsense about girls with flat chests."

It's a shame to say it.

He was too young back then, he didn't understand women's hearts, he was a needle in the sea.

"Yunzhou, you have a grammar problem in the last half of the sentence." Gu Yan finally stopped pressing his deskmate.

"The point is not this, the point is Lin Lu..."

In the middle of Qi Yunzhou's speech, he was suddenly interrupted by Gu Yan. The cold young man stopped Yun Zhou's dumbfounded movement, and a bitter smile rose from the corner of his mouth.

"Yunzhou, you still like her so much."

Qi Yunzhou: "?"

"During the 36 seconds you spent with me on this road, you talked about Lin Lu for eight minutes." Gu Yan said calmly.

But Qi Yunzhou felt the turbulence in the calm tone.

The next moment, he felt his shoulders suddenly being held down by the people around him.

Qi Yunzhou saw Gu Yan's face close at hand, and in his entangled breathing, the cold boy's voice tinged with grievance and loneliness rang in his ears.

"Do you care about her that much?"

Qi Yunzhou even saw a dark red in Gu Yan's eyes that was rendered by the setting sun.

Care about her, care about her, care about a big ghost!

The young man only felt that his brain circuit and his tablemate were not on the same channel at all. Gu Yan was the only one who cared about him. He had no idea about Lin Lu at all.

All this is to help my deskmate catch up with the girl he likes!

"Let go of your hands first." Qi Yunzhou had a headache.

"I won't let it go."

"Are you a little upset?" Qi Yunzhou had no choice but to try to remove Gu Yan's hand on his shoulder.

Good, didn't move.

"Relax, it's within control."

Qi Yunzhou: It doesn't sound reassuring at all!

"Why do you suddenly look like a child who wants to get emotional?" Qi Yunzhou touched Gu Yan's forehead with his forehead, "Do you want me to make candy for you?"

"You change." Gu Yan's expression was very serious: "I'll feel better after eating."

Qi Yunzhou: "... Great God, do you know that your character design has collapsed?"

"It was you who made me laugh when I wanted to, cry when I wanted to, and show my truest emotions on the basketball court," Gu Yan said, "I can do it now."

Qi Yunzhou jumped into the hole he dug.

"Sasa, can you make me a candy? It's orange-flavored." He could only ask the system quickly in his heart.

"Sorry, your system is chasing dramas, please dial back later."

Qi Yunzhou: ...

Parts of a certain system should be ground to ashes.

"Host, calm down, calm down! I think I can rescue you in your current situation." Sensing Qi Yunzhou's dangerous thoughts, Sasa finally went online half a second later.

"Although I can't make sugar for you, you can cook for Gu Yan."

Sasa pondered, it recently watched a gourmet show, in which no matter how angry the male protagonist is, as long as the female protagonist cooks a delicious meal, the male protagonist will immediately feel better.

"To capture a man's mood, first capture his stomach." Sasha concluded unreliably.

Qi Yunzhou:?

In normal times, Qi Yunzhou would systematically analyze the way the hero and heroine in romantic dramas get along with each other based on the facts, which is not advisable in reality.

It's like on TV, the heroine is angry and the hero kisses forcefully, but in reality, doesn't the heroine have to throw the hero's head on the wall immediately? !

But at this special moment, Qi Yunzhou really believed Sa Sa's nonsense.

The boy cleared his throat: "I don't have any candies, but I can cook for you. Will you feel better?"

The lemon-juice-drenched heart is stuffed with marshmallows.

Gu Yan saw the young man raised his chin, and his voice slowly drifted into his ears: "Choose a time and place, just come to my house, I'll book directly..."

"Host, you still have an idle cooking promotion card." Sasha's voice sounded, "The reward for the face-slapping in English class."

"Come to my house, I'll do it myself." Qi Yunzhou changed his words immediately.

"You know how to do it?" Gu Yan said with difficulty, the Yunzhou in his impression would only burn in vain.

"I don't look like I can't?"

very alike.

Gu Yan recalled a certain boy in his memory who almost blew up the kitchen: "When you cook, let me watch."

"At the same table, you can rest assured of my cooking skills this time." After all, with the blessing of the system card, Qi Yunzhou vowed, "Cooking is definitely at the level of a good wife and mother!"

He inadvertently said the advertisement for the system card.

Gu Yan: It sounds even more worried.

"Sasa, what can I cook with that card?" Qi Yunzhou asked the system.

He and Gu Yan finally made an appointment to have dinner on the Saturday after the stage exams. Qi Yunzhou's scalp still tingled at the thought of cooking.

"Host, how did you live alone for so many years?" Sasa announced a series of dish names in shock, "Whispering, red light district, hot kiss, goodbye kiss, heartache..."

Not a proper name.

Qi Yunzhou looked confused: "Speak human."

"Actually, it's fried pig's ears with pork tongue, spicy chicken, snails, and boiled water." Sasa said, "Be considerate of the system mall. In order to earn points, they also want to attract people's attention."

Qi Yunzhou: "...Are system transactions like this these days?"

"Where there are people, there are rolls."

One person, one system talked like this and returned home, Qi Yunzhou opened the door, only to find that the light was on, and the sound of crackling oil came from the kitchen.

He went into the kitchen.

A woman in an apron is cooking.

The woman was wearing a gray apron, and her long hair was simply coiled up, looking very neat.

Hearing footsteps, the woman turned her head to look at Qi Yunzhou.

That is the most beautiful face in Zhang Qiyunzhou's eyes. Even if he is no longer young, he can still see the charm of his youth.

It's Xu Manshao.

Qi Yunzhou looked at the woman holding a shovel in one hand and grabbing vegetables in the other. She took off her suit and majestic mask. She is now a mother who cooks dinner for her children after school.

"Mom." It took Qi Yunzhou a long time to say a single word.

"What are you staring at?" Xu Manshao turned her head and smiled at Qi Yunzhou who was still there, "Get me an egg and two oranges, and I'll make orange soup for you today."