After the scumbag was reborn, the cabbage in the next class was arched [System]

"Yes, that guy is definitely going to complain to Lao Fan!" He Fei stared dryly, "It's over, let's fight, and the review will start at three thousand."

"There's also the whole school reporting criticism." Chen Liang sighed while resting his forehead.

"One has to look for the bright side, maybe this thing just passed away," Liang Fan tried to brighten up the atmosphere, "Anyway, no one knows except us."

"This...maybe many people already know about it," Zhou Zhi, who was in charge of watching the wind, weakly raised his hand, "I saw quite a few people from our school following Gu Shen."

Noticing Qi Yunzhou's dangerous eyes, Zhou Zhi added embarrassingly, "But those people are far away and didn't hear anything."

Didn't hear the conversation, but saw the fight, Qi Yunzhou understood Jiyou's subtext.

Gu Yan's eyes dimmed: "I didn't handle this matter well."

"How can you be blamed for this?" Qi Yunzhou said naturally, "If you want to blame it, it's my fault."

"Your hand is..."

"Sorry for interrupting, God Gu," Liang Fan mustered up the courage to hand out a QR code to Gu Yan, "Can you join our small group? It's convenient to let me know if there's anything going on about this matter, usually it's okay Eat melon to pass homework answers..."

He looked at Gu Yan expectantly.

Gu Yan frowned: Eat melon?Pass the answer?

There should be no need to add such a meaningless group.

"Small group QR code?" Gu Yangang was about to refuse, but Qi Yunzhou poked his head out from behind him, "Scan it for me too."

"Didn't you join the group in freshman year of high school?" Liang Fan looked at Qi Yunzhou with a puzzled expression.

"I was scratched by my dog's paw while playing with the mobile phone and left the group."

Liang Fan: "...hehe, your dog is really smart."

After Liang Fan asked Qi Yunzhou to scan the QR code, Gu Yan also took out his mobile phone and joined the group chat under the surprised eyes of the old squad leader.

Welcome to join the "Rannifera of the Motherland" group.

Qi Yunzhou: "..."

Gu Yan: "..."

These names are really unique.

As soon as the two entered the group, the news in the group rushed out frantically.

Have you finished writing today's paper: Welcome Gu Shen, welcome Brother Qi.

Mathematics loves me again: Welcome Gu Shen, welcome Qi Ge.

Must be in the top [-] of the grade: Welcome Gu Shen, welcome Brother Qi.

……

The essence of human beings is indeed a repeater.

"The piranha of the motherland?" Qi Yunzhou put down his phone and asked, "Is there no old class in this group?"

"Of course, with Lao Ban here, why don't the piranhas in the group thrive?" Liang Fan replied with a smile.

That's not necessarily the case.Qi Yunzhou thought of the homeroom teacher who just came online today.

Gu Yan and Qi Yunzhou thought about the same thing: "Teacher Jiang should have a common language with you." He competed under the guidance of Jiang Liguo, and with this character, once he joins the group chat...

You should be happy to study how to make the piranhas in the group mutate better.

To achieve the effect that the piranhas go out and no grass grows.

"It's rare for Gu Shen to say a bad joke, but don't really drag Jiang Liguo into our small group, or the brothers in the group will definitely force me to run naked late at night!" Liang Fan broke out in cold sweat, "These days, the group is anti-fraud Anti-fraud and anti-master!"

Qi Yunzhou couldn't help but let out a low laugh.

Seeing Gu Yan looking at him, the boy's furry head leaned over, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "I didn't expect the monitor to be so funny in private."

God damn anti-fraud, anti-fraud master.

"Almost," Gu Yan felt the boy's breath on his neck, and his voice was a little hurried, "In that group where all class committees and teachers were present, I saw him send a thank you teacher in a large size." Gu Yan Unraveling Liang Fan's black history lightly, "while cutting into quack quacks, a bunch of screaming ducks were sent calling the teacher poisonous ducks."

"Squad leader, is that really the case?" Qi Yunzhou asked Liang Fan with a smile after listening.

Liang Fan: "..."

"No, I obviously put on a vest for the trumpet." Liang Fan was shocked that his secret of raising screaming ducks in the group was exposed just like that, "Gu Shen, how do you know?"

"Use computer technology to find out." Gu Yan's tone was as easy as drinking saliva.

Liang Fan: "..."

The barbecue will end with a lot of noise.

Before leaving, He Fei originally wanted to ask Qi Yunzhou to go with him, but when he saw the two people who were almost inseparable for only a day, the words on his lips became; "Brother Qi, are you going with Gu Shen?"

"Otherwise?" Qi Yunzhou felt that the problem of his best friend was inexplicable.

Gu Yan's gaze also swept over to He Fei, that gaze made He Fei think that he was an idiot who asked the question...

"See you tomorrow." He quickly pulled Zhou Zhiliu up.

"Tomorrow morning I'm going to have my English grades, so I have to catch up on a good night's sleep tonight." Liang Fan said and pulled Chen Liang away.

"Wipe it off." Gu Yan suddenly handed him a piece of paper.

"Huh?" Qi Yunzhou was still immersed in why people ran away all of a sudden, but he didn't realize it.

"Why are you still so confused?" Gu Yan helplessly wiped the corners of his mouth, "It's all oil, what are you thinking?"

"I was thinking," Qi Yunzhou was enjoying the treatment of a national treasure panda, with the corners of his mouth raised, "Which girl will be so lucky to be your wife in the future."

Gu Yan paused for Qi Yunzhou's oiled hand: "Why do you think so?"

"It's not that you are so careful, gentle and considerate at the same table." Qi Yunzhou tilted his head and looked at his high-quality Chinese cabbage. "If I wasn't a man, I would have considered marrying you."

"Men can too."

The sky was dark, and a gust of night wind blew by, blowing the hair tips of the two teenagers walking side by side, and Gu Yan's voice melted in the wind.

"What do you say?"

"I said, I may not be what you imagined." Gu Yan corrected without changing his face.

Qi Yunzhou didn't doubt it, he tilted his head and said with a smile: "That's right, the way you smashed Chen Shao with the information has nothing to do with being gentle and considerate, it's just like a..."

Gu Yan felt a hand grabbing his heart,

A beautiful face flashed in his mind, and the beauty disappeared in an instant, leaving only the eyes full of ferocity, and the last two words that Chen Shao didn't say slowly appeared.

"madman."

"It's almost like an angel," Qi Yunzhou finally said the last few words, "The one with its own blah-blah light effect, so handsome!"

As soon as the voice fell, the hand holding the heart was released, and air rushed in again.

Gu Yan looked at the young man in front of him, Qi Yunzhou smiled and waved at him: "Is there anything you want to say to me now?"

"Yes," Gu Yan looked at Qi Yunzhou seriously, "Don't pant when you speak next time." Otherwise, he felt that he would have a heart attack in his own head.

Qi Yunzhou: "..."

He patted Gu Yan's shoulder angrily: "You haven't answered my question yet, what kind of girl can start a family with you?"

Gu Yan was silent.

Qi Yunzhou thought it was because he didn't express clearly, so he continued: "What kind of girl do you like?"

"I haven't considered it." Gu Yan turned his face away.

"What if you have to think about it?"

Gu Yan didn't know why Qi Yunzhou suddenly became stubborn about this question: "...you don't seem to be my mother."

Qi Yunzhou who was worried about the cabbage being swayed: "..."

"Okay, I have to say it," Gu Yan was still defeated, "short black hair, very sunny, and a dull hair will stick out on his head after waking up..."

While narrating calmly, Gu Yan looked Qi Yunzhou up and down.

"Oh," Qi Yunzhou secretly wrote down the characteristics of this girl, thinking that if he survived the college entrance examination, he would help his deskmate pay more attention to such a girl.

But... the boy scratched his head, is the girl Gu Yan likes too tall?

Silent night.

But for the piranhas in the motherland, the good night has just begun.

The piranhas of the motherland.

Have you finished writing today's paper: It is said that there are people in our class fighting at the barbecue shop?

There is no limit to the sea of ​​learning: Be brave and remove the word "it is said".

Strawberry Donuts: Who's Brave?

Chunhe Jingming: I bet a pack of spicy strips will definitely have Brother Qi and his two friends.

There is no limit to the sea of ​​learning: You can have a bigger brain upstairs.

Chun and Jingming: Big brains?There will never be a class leader and a school committee.

Xuehai Wuya: Yes, congratulations, you got the answer right, smile jpg

Xuehai Wuya: I almost forgot, @Liang Fan, @Chen Liang, post the physics and chemistry homework in the group, I wrote it and want to learn the answer.

Goodbye Physics: You said what I wanted to say.

Strawberry-flavored donuts: Add one upstairs, wait a minute, your focus is wrong, and the class leader's school committee also participated in the fight?

Strawberry Donuts: Shock jpg

Passerby A: What a shock.

Passerby A: After all, Gu Shen also participated.

Well-known trademarks: ?Your nickname upstairs is very perfunctory, but you can’t be so perfunctory in your words: Say, what did Gu Shen participate in? !

Passerby A: That's it. I was eating melons at the barbecue restaurant and after watching Brother Qi drag someone from the other class away, Gu Shen came to the barbecue restaurant.

Passerby A: I was so excited that I hadn't recovered yet, when I saw Gu Shen staring at Brother Qi's schoolbag in the store for a while, then asked me anxiously if I knew where I went.

Passerby A: I told the direction, and Gu Shen listened carefully.

After listening to it, I rushed out while I was still stupid.

Passerby A: Need I emphasize, when Gu Shen mentioned Brother Qi's name, his iceberg-like handsome face suddenly became colorful.

Passerby B: honey smile jpg

Passer-by B: A mysterious force rushed into my body. Who would have thought that my brain, which had been drowsy because of writing English gestalt, suddenly came back to life!

Passer-by C: It’s knocked, it’s knocked.

If I learn more, I will be autistic: I don't understand what you are talking about.

I'm going to be autistic if I continue to study: but the English test results will be released tomorrow, are you not worried at all? !

"If I keep learning, I will be autistic" has been removed from the group chat.

"Hey, old Fan, are you still awake?"

In the middle of the night, Fan Qingyuan was awakened by a phone call from an old friend.

"What do you say?" He was annoyed.

On the other end of the phone, Jiang Liguo immediately felt Fan Qingyuan's arousal.

"Calm down, old Fan," Jiang Liguo's voice sounded strange, "I have two pieces of news here."

"One good."

"One bad."

"Which one are you going to listen to?"

Fan Qingyuan:? !

The author has something to say:

Lao Fan: Scaring ghosts in the middle of the night?Whatever I choose, I want it!

Jiang Liguo: That's what you said.

ten seconds later

Jiang Liguo: Hello, 120?I have a friend who seems to pass out!