What is the experience of the Transcendent being disabled?

Xiaolan and Xinyi's parents naturally occupy a room each.Yukiko brought too much luggage, and there were two boxes containing Mr. Kudo's books.

When I opened the door, I saw Mr. Kudo sitting on a chair facing the table. Nothing was cleaned up in the room. He was scratching his scalp and writing a manuscript with a troubled face, like a college entrance examination student who stayed up late to review his homework .

You Xizi explained to the group of children in embarrassment: "The mobile phone was turned off while driving, and only after turning it on did he find that his editor had made hundreds of missed calls to him, hahaha—you go to other places to play first, uncle has to work .”

The door was closed by Shinichi, and he said to the stunned friends: "Well, this is probably the fate of every pigeon spirit." You have to work on vacation.

The room where Xiaolan's family lives is the next turn, uh... as soon as I entered, I saw the parents having a pillow fight.

Miles shouted angrily: "Didn't I ask you to bring my skin care products? What are you bringing?! I want the summer ones, but you have the winter ones!"

Kogoro was also very angry: "Aren't they all the same?! Who told you that both are the same brand! It doesn't distinguish which season is used!"

"You will always be like this! When you were in high school, you gave gifts like lipstick, and even gave you the wrong color!"

"It's you women who are too troublesome! Aren't they all red? Aren't peach red and aunt's red the same color?!"

The feathers in the room were flying, Xiaolan closed the door silently, and said with a stiff smile: "Well... Don't look at my parents like this, the relationship is actually very good. Haha-haha--"

Because their parents were equally unreliable, Xinyi and Xiaolan chose to hug each other to keep warm, and walked at the end holding hands with their heads drooping.They all feel... so shameful, I really want to dig a hole and bury it in it!

The fourth room belonged to Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie. Xia Youjie was sitting at the dining table, and there was a lot of food on the table. He was devouring it, and Wujo Wu was taking pictures of him.

Seeing them coming in, Gojo Satoru said first: "It's a commemoration-choose the best photo and send it to the publishing house. Every time you see Jie's food, your appetite will improve. I think other people will think the same way." .By the way, do you want Xiaohui to join too? If you win the prize, we will give half of the prize to each of you—"

Fu Heihui closed the door, put his cool hands in his pockets, and said, "Go to the next one."

The fifth room is for Tiaoye and Ranbu. Tiaoye actually wants to live with Sigma, but unfortunately Sigma has no choice.

As soon as the door opened, I heard Tiaoye shouting: "How many times have I told you not to eat snacks on the bed! It's dirty!"

Luanbu finds him troublesome: "One bed per person, dirty will not affect you, you are so wordy, men with small stomachs and small intestines will not be welcomed by idiots."

A vein appeared on Tiaoye's forehead, he picked up Chaobu's collar and threw it out of the room, and said to them with a dark face, "I will leave this problem to you."

He caressed Yayoi's little face and kissed the tip of her nose before closing the door contentedly.

Ranpo shared one of the candies in his pocket with everyone, and Shinichi recognized the candies in the snack trays that were given away in each room, and Ranpo seemed to have put all the candies in his pockets.

Shinichi: "..." What should I do if I suddenly don't want to follow him very much.

Luanbu said: "It's a patrol, right- let's go- let's go- I remember the next room is that big log—"

The room where Rimbaud and Verlaine lived was nothing fancy. The two of them sat on the sofa elegantly and sipped black tea. The three-tier snack stand on the table was decorated with exquisite pastries, making people feel as if they had entered a banquet hall of a high society.

Seeing them coming in, Verlaine opened his arms to catch a little guy flying over, while Rimbaud pointed to the snack stand and said, "Take whatever you want."

Yayoi looked at the bedroom area which was partitioned by an empty shelf in the middle, and shouted strangely: "Hey - why do you have one bed - don't the other rooms have two beds?"

"The bed is designed to be joined together," explained Rimbaud.She also smiled slightly, "The bathroom is huge, it's a jacuzzi, even five children can take a bath together."

Yayoi's attention suddenly went astray, he flew out of Verlaine's embrace, and sat on Nakaya's shoulder again, with his wings still unfolded, swaying gently.

Bite a small piece of cake Junpei fed: "Hurry up, go take a bath-jacuzzi-massage after patrolling——"

The patrol brigade had their mouths full and held a piece of pastry in their hands. After the door was closed, Fu Heihui said in a trance: "Just now... this kid flew up, right? He still has wings? Three pairs ?”

"Didn't you say that? Yayoi-chan is a little angel-the one lying on his head is a goblin-" Sonoko looked at him with a look of "you are really out of date".

Fu Heihui: "..." Why do I feel that your world is less scientific than that of conjurers.

The seventh room belongs to Ayatsuji and Sigma.After opening the door, I was not surprised to see Ayatsuji sitting on a chair, directing Sigma: "Iron the shirt, the temperature in the room is high, turn it down. Do some maintenance for Misaki Naruto, don't forget to scrub the bathtub and toilet Clean, this kind of work still needs to be done by yourself to be clean.”

Sigma was instructed to turn around and was about to cry: "Then you do it yourself!"

Ayatsuji pretended not to hear, saw them standing at the door, walked over and took Yayoi's hand, stuffed the remaining half of the pastry in his hand, and sneered at Luanbu: "It's quite suitable. Yours, the patrol brigade... the deputy captain?"

Luanbu took out a water gun, and the water flowed on the closed door.He mocked: "Childish."

Little kids: "..." No, we think you're more childish.

The eighth room, which is Gangji's single room, is not much different from other rooms in decoration, and the area is only a little smaller.

The only thing worth shocking is... There are four-cornered fat times with different patterns on his bed.

When Gangji saw them, he wanted to cry but said, "The suitcase has been changed." After opening it, there was only Pangci inside.

It must be Li Baoen who did it!

The children didn't care who did it, they rushed in, Yayoi took the lead and started dancing on the bed. "Wow - it's so soft - Yayoi-chan is flying so high—"

Gang Ji: "Wait, this is too dangerous! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" At least wait until I finish sorting out the fat times in this box!

Two hours later, the parents came to pick up the cubs for dinner, and what they saw was a room as if a typhoon had passed through. Gangji zipped up the suitcase full of fat times by himself in a bleak background, and turned to look at them , the 14-year-old Pengelie Judaimu showed a vicissitudes of life smile.

On the big bed behind him, eight children plus an older child were lying on the bed staggeringly, sleeping soundly, while Yayoi occupied the C seat, sleeping on the "throne" with two pillows stacked, mouth There is a big empty pacifier stuffed in it, and it makes a gurgling sound from time to time.

Fortunately, Little Wing remembered to put it away, otherwise it would cause a big commotion if some unsuspecting parents saw it.

Parents, look at me, I look at you, a few conscientious ones laughed dryly and began to tidy up the room spontaneously.Poor, Sawada-kun is so pitiful.

No wonder he felt so quiet and relaxed all afternoon. It turned out that he was the only one watching the little ball. He is a very good person.

Jono thought thoughtfully, why not change rooms with Tsunayoshi Sawada.He was totally unwilling to sleep with Edogawa Ranpo, not to mention that this kid doesn't sleep well, and he also likes to eat snacks while shedding crumbs... Mainly, there is no privacy at all.

The "super reasoning" ability is so terrifying.

……

After waking up the children one by one, they all got dressed and went to the restaurant on the third floor.Because the restaurant has a dress code, Yayoi also changed into a small white suit and a bow tie with a ruby ​​in the middle, dressed like a little prince.

He also smugly walked around in front of other people and received a lot of compliments.When Tsuna Kichi went to see Yayoi, he deliberately wore a tailored suit.After the suitcase was changed, he only had this suit left to support the scene.

It may be the impression that the flame of dead energy has been unsealed, and it looks quite temperamental after wearing it.There were too many people, so they separated and sat at two adjacent large round tables.

Because there are three meals included in the coupon, you can just order what you want from the menu, and you don’t even need to spend money on drinks.

When adults drink, they give a little ball room to exploit loopholes.Taking advantage of Kogoro not paying attention, he swapped the soda in his glass with the wine he was drinking, Gu Jiu took a big sip, and his face turned red all of a sudden.

His eyes were foggy, with circles in his eyes, and he fell sideways in Jiang Gu Ling's arms.Jiang Guling: "..."

Akiko wiped the corners of her mouth gracefully with a napkin and said, "Don't call me a doctor, I am a doctor."

Walking over to touch Yayoi's shoulder, the blush on the little guy's face faded, and he looked confused.Akiko smiled and said to Ranpo: "You are right."

Sure enough, using the ability of "Please don't die" on this child, even the restriction imposed by the president that only dying people can work does not exist.

Children are not allowed to drink alcohol. Alcohol is likely to damage the immature brain, which is also considered a kind of injury.So the ability with Akiko Yosano can also work.

Yayoi resisted Futani Rei's black air, and said innocently: "Oh - that's strange - did Yayoi-chan just fall asleep--"

Kogoro sat at the next table and didn't notice anything unusual here. He was already a little drunk and drank the liquid in the glass in one go, still muttering: "I didn't order sparkling wine?" Why are there bubbles? Woolen cloth?

Jiang Guling took a deep breath, and handed the child to Jing Guang: "Here you are." Out of sight, out of mind.

Jing Guang... handed the child to Verlaine: "Don't just care about Mr. Rimbaud, take the child with you occasionally."

There was an extra cub in Verlaine's arms, and he was a little puzzled in addition to being pleasantly surprised. "If you want me to take it, you guys should give it a chance."

Sonoko took a bite of the salad and saw Jono was cutting the steak into pieces. After cutting the pieces, someone passed the plate to Verlaine to feed it to Yayoi.

She rested her chin on one hand, and said with emotion: "Mr. Tiaoye is so considerate—would you even cut up the meat for the child? Any girl who will marry you in the future will be very happy—"

Tiao Ye frowned.The children, who knew Yuanzi's little thoughts, went to see Tiaoye one after another.The unscrupulous adults followed suit one after another, and even the people at the next table joined in the fun.

Kogoro shouted drunkenly: "Haha - you are so welcome, Joye-kun, I heard Xiaolan said that you are good at taking care of children - you will be a good father and husband-"

Yukiko covered her lips and said with a smile: "Oh--indeed, Jono-kun is the type that girls like nowadays, no matter his appearance or personality--"

Kudo Yusaku tugged on his wife's sleeve with a dry smile, telling her to stop talking. "I'm sorry, she's a little drunk, please don't mind, Mr. Tiaoye."

With Yusaku Kudo's keenness, he has long seen that Jono is not as easy to get along with as he appears on the surface.The only ones who received special treatment from him were those from Jiang Gu's family.

Ayatsuji said: "Well, the popular Jono-kun should take it easy. No matter how much you like children, you can't do anything wrong."

Luanbu sneered: "If you are under the age of 12, it is the responsibility of the elders whether you choose to do it voluntarily or not. Well - it also has something to do with the government. It is not a problem to be in prison."

Tiaoye: "..." I just cut a piece of meat, isn't it always like this?Why are you two hitting on me!

It's not a day or two for me to hurt Xiangxiang!

Rei Fuguya felt that the atmosphere was a little strange, but he couldn't think of anything strange, anyway, the two detectives had always been targeting Tino.

As a cub-protecting elder brother, he changed the subject in a few words, and handed a plate of fish in front of him to Tiaoye: "The fish bones are shaved, eat slowly, and there will be more after eating."

Although there is no obvious care for Tiaoye on weekdays, Fuguya Rei and Jing Guang both pay attention to taking care of Tiaoye's taste when cooking. Even when eating fish, they will remove the fish bones first.

Tiaoye took a mouthful of the fish, feeling a little warm in his heart: "Thank you Brother Ling. Thank you Brother Jing too." Jing Guang just put the jar of granulated sugar where he used to reach for it.

By the way, their family has a special sugar bowl for Jono, and the sugar in it is specially ground into powder.

Yayoi made a mistake, and although Akiko prevented a crisis, his mistake cannot be easily covered up.

Being fed alone by Verlaine, seeing Jiang Gu Ling and Jing Guang swarming all the usual care for him on Tiao Ye, he pouted a little bit unhappy.

He felt ignored.Even if it is too obvious, he also has feelings.

Unhappy, he slid off Verlaine, without turning his head, said loudly on purpose: "Yayoi-chan is going to pee, no one is allowed to follow!"

Chuya and the others who were just about to slip off the table stopped their movements.Because Yayoi said to shush, after taking two steps forward, he repeated it again.After repeating this cycle a few times, they only stepped out of the scope of the two big round tables.

He didn't hear the movement behind him, he couldn't help turning around anymore, and shouted childishly at the group of big villains who were holding back their laughter: "You guys are going too far!"

"It was you who said that I don't want to go with you." Luanbu squinted his eyes, his cheeks puffed up, and said coolly, "Master Luanbu also wanted to go, but after you said that, you can only bear it for a while." Yes."

"Then, what about Pedestrian-chan?"

Ayatsuji said: "You specially ordered a natto and yam salad just now, and asked the waiter to put it directly in front of me." Who bullied whom first?

Jing Guang said: "You can ask the little brother at the door to take you there, there is still music playing inside, no one will hear your shush."

Jiang Guling closed his eyes, and hummed: "Eight years old, it's time to learn to go to the bathroom by myself."

With one sentence, Verlaine, who was about to stand up, was forced back.As for the others... Yayoi can't count on it either.

Sigma and Tsuna avoided his gaze, while the parents of the attendants were drinking wine as if they were watching his performance, and the sister-in-law was even more ruthless, only focusing on putting oysters and sea urchin sashimi on Verlaine's plate, without even looking at him. one.

Yayoi, Yayoi stood in the same place blankly, whether to go or not to go.

He held the doll in both hands, only the oil bottle on top of his head gave him a bit of human warmth. "Yayoi sauce..."

A shrill scream suddenly sounded from his side, and several strong men with guns appeared in the dining room, one of them who was close to him strangled Yayoi's neck, and aimed the gun at his temple.

"Listen up, everyone! Hand over all your valuables! Or I'll kill this brat!"

After shouting twice like this, another accomplice fired two shots at the ceiling to demonstrate. The strong man who strangled Yayoi heard that there was no movement behind him, turned around, and saw one after another as if he had just crawled out of hell. The face of a devil.