What is the experience of the Transcendent being disabled?

Time goes back to Jono’s memories. Two years ago, less than a week after Yayoi’s 16th birthday, he returned home from get off work as usual, and Yayoi sneakily dragged him into the bathroom as soon as he entered the door.

Tiaoye said without surprise, "Wipe your back?" He thought Xiangxiang didn't go out today, why did he want to take a bath so soon?

"Did you know? Xiao Tie proposed to someone today!"

Jono: "..."

He patted his ears, then dug out again, and after finding that there was no dirt or water entering, he turned to touch Yayoi's forehead. "It's not hot..."

What are you talking about.

Yayoi pulled off his hand: "It's true! I know the person he proposes to, so tell me! He said it was the first time we met today. When we met in the morning and at noon, I held the rare book of household registration and asset documents, a whole With a big backpack, come to the earth seat in public and beg for marriage!"

Jono: "..."

Instead, he touched his forehead. After finding that it was not hot, he hugged his shoulders with his hands and shook his head. It took a full minute for him to regain his composure. "Well, it's something he can do."

There is no task today, Tiaoye stays in the office to process documents.As for where that partner went, he didn't care.Even if Tiechang died suddenly, he didn't care.

But... your speed of proposing marriage is too fast!On a rocket? !Is a hundred episodes missing in the middle?

No wonder he didn't find out, because I haven't seen Suehiro Tieshang all day today!Thinking of Tie Chang's deceptive face, he clicked his tongue and said in a positive tone, "You must have been rejected."

Yayoi nodded vigorously.

Tiaoye: "As long as he has some brains, if he uses his face to the fullest, there may be some hope for him to propose marriage after being completely fascinated by him. It's no wonder that he has a crush on him."

"I've seen it—"

Jono: "...?"

Yayoi said: "After all, Xiaotie is good-looking-he likes good-looking ones-he likes this one-but he is only 17 years old this year-he proposed but can't get married-so he decided to hang on for two years-"

Jono: I want to complain, but I dare not.There is too much information, I am afraid that my mouth will be exhausted.

But there is a problem.Jono asked, "Is same-sex marriage recognized in China?"

"He said it wasn't possible in the past, but it will be fine in two years—" Yayoi said something full of complaints, holding Tino's left arm, shaking it slightly, staring at him with a pair of bright eyes. With the light of Pikapika flashing, "Xiaojujiang-Xiangxiangjiang thinks this is so romantic—"

Jono: "Would it? I didn't pass it. Proposing in public is a moral kidnapping. It seems that the other party is not a normal person." After all, he complained. "If you have anything to say, just say it. Every time you call yourself Xiangxiang, you have conditions."

Yayoi smiled and said, "I want to get married too—"

"You have the parental buff that you can only fall in love at the age of 30, and you can only marry at the age of 40." Jono told the reality, pulling Yayoi to sit on the edge of the bathtub, as if he wanted to have a long talk with him, "Didn't I tell you before Have you passed it? Falling in love will make people miserable, it will take up a lot of time and space, it is also very unfriendly to the wallet, and maybe you will be cheated... Oh, it’s almost as good as cheating others.”

Thinking of Mr. Onigiri, who has been in jail for less than half a day, Jono changed his words in time.

Yayoi didn't want to give up: "I have to fall in love - I have to get married - I can fall in love without getting married - I want to!"

Tiaoye was having a headache. He felt that Yayoi just wanted to find someone to play house with. The little guy didn't have so many twists and turns in his mind. Even if there was a couple who showed up at home, he probably didn't know what couples could do. to what extent.

The interest has been aroused, and for Yayoi who is used to being doted on, it is easy to make some showy operations if he is not enjoying himself to the fullest. Tiaoye thought that he would have to find the housekeeper to make a zero complaint later, and pushed this burden to him as usual. The other party, on the face of it, was very cooperative and gave Yayoi some reference candidates.

"Shinichi Kudo? No, he has a girlfriend. Junpei Yoshino and Megumi Fukuro are not suitable either. One is a respondent and the other is a straight guy, which can't satisfy your romantic needs. Then... Kuroba Kaito?"

In Yayoi's circle, it is quite difficult to find some safe partners.It's not that there are very few people like this, but... there are only a few people who can not run away when faced with Yayoi's request.

Yayoi Furutani, who is internationally code-named Lord of the Underworld, has really achieved what it means to make people run away with a name like thunder.

Wherever they went, anyone who heard the wind would scatter and lose their shoes—unless they could not escape, they would accept their fate.

Yayoi was not interested in the people he mentioned, her head shook like a rattle, her eyes were still shining brightly at Jono.

Jono, having a very ominous premonition, hesitantly raised his index finger to point at his face, raised half of his eyebrows, and asked silently.

Yayoi nodded very vigorously, like throwing an onion.

He also ordered the oil bottle to oil the soles of the feet, and Mr. Hound, whose body turned into particles, wanted to slip away from the vent to stop him.

He squeezed Jono's chin, and smiled very gently at this pale face: "Don't worry-Yayoi-chan is very gentle-I will treat you well--"

Tiaoye: "You didn't say that to your lover!" He looked like the kind of middle-aged man with a big belly and salty wetness who is coaxing his little lover outside!The sense of violation is off the charts!

Yayoi didn't care, she hugged Jono, and put her hands across his chest, only Jono, who had a high chest, raised his head and looked at him expectantly: "Okay okay - don't you like Xiangxiang sauce - —”

"It's not a question of whether you like it or not..." It's when your partner will die!I'm terrified (pun intended)!

Jono tried to resist, but it was useless.Tuyouping, a bastard who has no position, works very hard when fighting for favor, but this kind of unreliable idea is to help the evildoers. After the objection was invalid, Tiaoye could only say without hope: "Xiangxiang, fall in love and make friends It’s different, you’re still young, it’s better to think about these when you grow up.”

16-year-old Yayoi looks like a 14-year-old boy, and his development has stagnated again in recent years.

Although with everyone's day and night efforts, the little guy has been completely disabled.But this is also manifested in his habit of relying on others. When he becomes stubborn about one thing, he can't hold it back.

But the little guy still knows that when persecuting his own goblin, he has to appease him, so he said: "Didn't you say that falling in love will make people grow up? Yayoi-chan is going to grow up-are you happy--"

Jono: Not happy, I think I will age prematurely much faster than you will grow up.

"Just try it—there is no one who doesn't like Xiangxiang sauce——" Yayoi said confidently.He knows how popular he is!There is no one he can't handle!

But Tino still thinks it’s unreliable. Although he wanted to steal cubs when he saw Yayoi for the first time, but after so many years, the life style of the big family has changed him, and other people forget it, like Furutani Reiwa He still respects Jing Guang as a worthy elder brother.

At the same time, he also treats Yayoi as his younger brother.

As an older brother, being asked by his younger brother to fall in love with him... No matter how spoiled he is, this is not the way to spoil him!It's too difficult!

Who would think that way about his younger brother!It's not a pervert!They still grew up together, it's unethical!

He will be beaten half to death and kicked out of the house in a hell!

Tiaoye felt that he couldn't do it, and felt Yayoi's eagerness to try, so he could only say: "Then I will try my best. Let me tell you first, if it really doesn't work, don't cry."

He was most afraid of Xiangxiang's tears.After so many years, this problem has not been corrected.

Yayoi made an OK gesture. "Really work hard - start from changing your cognition, from now on when Xiangxiang Jiang is your favorite and favorite person -"

Tiao Ye pursed his lips.He felt that what Yayoi said was nonsense, originally this kid was one of his most important people.

Yayoi's action is very strong, and thinking of the attitude of the parents, he said: "You can't tell others, you have to hold back and don't go out to show off-even though you have the world's best lover like Xiangxiangjiang, you should keep a low profile- Make a fortune with a muffled voice—"

This is how his small money and big treasury are saved!Understandable!

It doesn't need to be said by him, Tiaoye knows it better than him.He didn't want to die young yet.

But what about love?Yayoi didn't understand, and Tanono didn't study it, so they decided to observe the couple at home——Verlaine and Rimbaud.

At dinner time, Yayoi sat in Jono's arms, opening her mouth and waiting for the feeding.Tiaoye imitated Verlaine to peel the prawns for Yayoi to eat, but he received a plate of prawns peeled by Jing Guang first.

The tender and tender shrimp meat has a fresh and sweet taste in your mouth, and you can eat it one by one, and you will be satisfied.

Tiaoye, who continued to work hard, blew soup for Yayoi, scooped up a spoonful of soup, and heard Fuguya Rei ask strangely: "Xiaoju, what's wrong with you? I always calculate the soup of Yayoi sauce at 55 degrees before serving it." His, don't blow it."

There is also a sense of "it's always been like this, don't you know".

Tiaoye: "..." I made a mistake and forgot how big this house is.

As for wiping his mouth, he didn't need to, Zhong Ye moved faster than him, and it was very natural. By the way, he put on lip balm and handed him a cup of tea using gravity.

Chuya: "You still eat too little Yayoi sauce, just sit and wait obediently, and I will take you to brush your teeth when you are full."

Yayoi let out a hum, sucked the scented tea with a straw, and said happily, "It's delicious——"

Jono is a very serious person once he decides to do something.But now, he feels that he is not enough and needs to work harder.So I turned my attention to the French couple again...

He quickly covered Yayoi's eyes, and Xia Youjie, who was passing by for the fourth bowl of rice, put down the bowl and covered Yayoi's ears, Gojo Satoru handed over a pair of earplugs to replace Xia Youjie's hands.

Tiechang took off Gojo Satoru's blindfold and took Jono's hand instead.

Yayoi: "..."

Jono: "..."

Yayoi's buttocks moved, signaling to Jono to hurry up.Tiaoye patted his little head, and said in his heart—this is really impossible to learn!Children are not allowed to learn such a mess!