Some people are dead, he is still alive, there is a rice ball alive, he might as well be dead.
Fyodor covered the blood at the corner of his mouth, and stared at the ceiling with wide, godless eyes. On the one hand, he felt that he shouldn’t be so weak. What’s the big deal? Mental illness can be cured.On the other hand, he didn't want to admit that he was suffering from such a ridiculous disease!
It doesn't matter whether the disease is cured or not. I really miss Meursault Prison now. Can I apply for a small dark room for him to be quiet?A small dark room where no creature named Yayoi exists.
Gogol rushed towards Fyodor and hugged Fyodor: "My dear friend! My dear friend, you died so badly!"
Fyodor: ... Forget it, if you want to go to jail, you have to bring this kid in with you, and enjoy it together!
Dazai bit his finger, watching the group of demons dancing in the venue with sweat, and it was his turn next, he didn't want to follow in the footsteps of the first two.
Of course, I know my preferences best... Yayoi Karasuma is indeed his ideal type!
It is not because of Ayatsuji's teachings that he clearly sees through the truth of the world, from a heartless monster to his current appearance, but because of his good foundation.At most, it's just that the people I met at the beginning were not good people and were led astray.
If he doesn't want to, ten Ayatsuji can't change him!
This kind of person is an innate luminous body, and he can even understand why so many people are willing to surround him...
For dark creatures, this kind of existence is like fire, making them willing to turn into moths and follow them!
But can such words be said?Can't tell!
Atsushi Nakajima asked worriedly: "Mr. Dazai, are you in a hurry?" He looked around, "There seems to be no bathroom in the venue."
Dazai suppressed the anxiety in his heart, and his usual cynical expression remained on his face: "Indeed, it's really nerve-wracking, Kunikida-kun—you can change into a bathroom—"
Kunikida said in a blunt tone: "It can't be changed." He held up his small ledger to show that he couldn't change anything too big.
"Ah... have you been frightened to the point of instinct?" Dazai expressed his understanding, "Then you can turn into a bunch of urinals, they have eaten so many melons, their brains are full of water, I bet, they will definitely be able to It’s a big deal. We’ll give you seven or three cents of the money—”
Dun: "How can it be sold, and the water will be piled up in the stomach after eating the melon!"
Akutagawa couldn't take it anymore: "You guys are so noisy." Rashomon turned into a sharp knife and attacked Atsushi.
Dun: ...why just hit me!It's not fair!
"Dazai, don't make trouble." Ranpo issued a warning.
The current Mr. Detective exudes a fierce aura that makes people dare not make mistakes in front of him.
Dazai shrank his neck under those eyes that seemed to be able to see everything about him, and stuck out his tongue, expressing that he didn't use any bad brains.
Shakespeare was taken away by his subordinates like a pool of mosaics. Those who had vented their personal grudges returned to their respective positions, and they planned to fight together again after they got out.After all, no one can be killed here.
That miserable appearance, as well as the unsatisfactory appearance of the group of perpetrators, all rang a wake-up bell in Dazai's mind.
He could almost see himself ending up the same as Shakespeare, and that would hurt!
At this time, Ayatsuji, who had been patiently observing the four of them, suddenly spoke. "The rest don't need to be played."
Gakafis hadn't had time to be surprised, but there were protests from a large group of people at the exchange meeting. Ayatsuji didn't bother to take a look at these people who were watching the excitement, and said: "Let's discuss the answer first."
As he spoke, he looked towards Ranbu.Ranpo pondered and nodded. In fact, like Ayatsuji, he also felt that it would be best not to broadcast the following materials.
Anyway, I know almost everything I need to know.It's time for this meeting to end.
·
Yayoi blinked, pulled Katori Haruka's sleeve and asked: "Brother Xiaoyao-what a fat thing-Yayoi-chan wants to see if Xiaozhi has a crush on me—"
Why is it not allowed to broadcast?
In Katori Haruka's world there are also Ayatsuji and Ranpo, he looked at the two famous detectives on the screen who appeared to be calm and calm, but were actually so angry that his liver ached, he shrank his neck and said, "That... seems to have been discovered. "
"Found what?"
Katori Haruka looked at Yayoi's innocent face marked with capital letters, shrank his neck suspiciously and said, "It's just... the matter between you and Xiaoju was discovered."
Yayoi:?
Yayoi:? !
"Because the situation is already very complicated, there is no need to add more details... I guess that's what I thought." Katori Haruka stood up and stammered, "Well, I've been here for a long time, and it's time to go back Alright, see you next time—"
Yayoi grabbed Katori Haruka's waistband, her beautiful eyes were on fire, and she shouted menacingly, "Say it clearly! If you don't make it clear, don't even think about leaving!"
Katori Haruka, this is the first time he has personally experienced what it means to pick up trousers. He is holding on to his waistband with difficulty. Today he is wearing a chick. He does not want to lose his brother's face in front of his brother. Those who have no power to bind a chicken" forcibly created a scene of separatism.
"Wait, it's going to break! Don't pull it—"
"Say it or not! If you don't say it, I'll take off the fat times too! I'll let you go back naked!"
"That's going to be a big deal! Let go of me, Yayoi-chan, you big villain!"
"Xiaoyao is the one, if you don't tell me, he is a big villain!"
The two people, who also don't know how to swear, started arguing over who was the bigger villain.The plastic brotherhood is at stake.
·
Dazai is a man with a mouth as tight as a clam. He has many dark secrets in his heart, and he guards them like a miser. Even the most powerful torturer can't let him open his mouth.
Some things, as long as they are kept secret, everything will be fine. If he doesn't tell them and others don't know, it means that they never happened.
But if the matter is exposed, it will only be a moment of astonishment to Dazai, and then - anyway, it is known, and the evidence is sufficient and undeniable. .
So Ayatsuji and Ranpo didn't want the material about Dazai's crush on Yayoi to be broadcast.The situation is already very tricky, and adding Osamu Dazai, who is flying to me with full firepower, and Jono is not a good thing at all, maybe the two hit it off, and cooperate first to fool their parents. Then start the decisive battle.
And compared to Jono's pleasure criminal who wants to save face and suffer, Dazai can be said to be a natural master in the field of love, maybe he can really win Yayoi's heart away.
One vixen is enough, but with another black mud spirit, it feels like life will not be over.
Therefore, Ayatsuji and Ranpo pulled the other two, Jing Guang and Verlaine were stunned when they heard the options given by the two, and seemed to disagree.
However, Ayatsuji and Ranpo were particularly strong and determined that this was the real answer.
Fortunately, the reputation of these two detectives is good. After a little hesitation, Verlaine and Jing Guang agreed to cooperate.After that, they solved the answers they gave.
Gakafis felt that if he continued to be speechless, he would become dumb. He didn't announce immediately, but looked up at the ceiling. There seemed to be nothing there, but Saiki Kusuo was floating there invisibly. high altitude.
Gakafys: "Mr. Qi Mu, congratulations, you got your wish."
Saiki Kusuo breathed a sigh of relief, this difficult exchange meeting can finally come to an end, and if it continues like this, he can't help but use super powers to conjure up hundreds of coffee puddings to enjoy.
Gakafis glanced at the thoughtful group of melon-eaters in the audience, and said, "The answers chosen by the four are four D's, Tiao Ye Cai Chrysanthemum."
Tiaoye, who has endured until now, dare not be the first bird, pretending to be an invisible person: "Me?"
Wait a minute, he thought of a possibility, sweated immediately, his stiff neck rattled, saw the fiery eyes of the four people on the stage, and swallowed hard.
No way?No way!It's dead!
"Congratulations, everyone. You answered this question correctly. According to the rules, Lord Shenming will leave this world and will not take Lord Yayoi with you. Your memories will also be restored one by one after leaving here..."
Seeing a group of parents united unprecedentedly and surrounding Tiaoye in the center, each with a fierce face, more terrifying than the first assistant officer of hell, Gakafis felt a little comforted.
Ah, it seems that they broke through the restriction by themselves and recovered their memories first.
The good teacher, Ayatsuji, talked about the non-existent dust on the sleeves, and explained to many people who were still confused: "This question shows off words and deliberately misleads the public. People', but obviously, the first three are on the list of crushes, as for Jono..."
Jono was the first one out, and at first everyone thought he was absolutely impossible to be the right answer.
After all, he was able to withstand the pressure of all the parents and make public his love for Yayoi to the world. He had the courage, but the time of death was approaching.
Now, he is the correct answer, and some people finally came to their senses and said in disbelief: "No, can't you?"
"That's it."
Ranpo took the mace that Kunikida made for him with his supernatural ability. It was not half as long as his arm, and it was a bit delicate, but it had everything that should be there, especially the rows of steel needles, which were cold and radiant. shoot.
He swung the mace and thought it felt good.And Po followed behind Luanbu with an excited expression on his face, not forgetting to write down what Luanbu asked just now while walking.
The others gave way to Luanbu one after another. Luanbu pointed at Tiaoye with his stick, the corner of his mouth opened in a warm arc, and a pair of emerald green eyes looked at Tiaoye as if he were looking at a dead person.
"You are not a crush, because you are a clear lover, and you and Yayoi have been dating for a while, right? Joye Caiju."
Jono: "..."
Ah, just remembered.
The scene at that time.I was kissing me with Xiangxiang and I was about to wipe out my guns, but the ghosts who were supposed to be on a business trip, vacation or work suddenly broke in and caught the two of them.
They were kissing on the head at that time, half of their clothes were taken off, and the evidence at the scene of the rape was conclusive.Moreover, it was he who was pressing on Yayoi, no matter how you looked at it, it was impossible to be forced.
Tiao Ye closed his eyes and pretended to be blind again, not daring to look at the faces of these people.He hesitated and said, "You, how much have you heard?"
Jiang Gu Ling said in a deep voice: "All, without missing a single word."
Jono: Then you guys can bear it for so long, it's amazing.
Was it intentional to cooperate so that only he and Xiangxiang were left alone at home?Damn, what happened to those followers who were used to confuse the public?Could it be that the three of them had informed him? !
"Xiaoju, I'm very disappointed in you." Jing Guang said softly, "So, tell me what shape of coffin you want, and brother will arrange it for you."
His attitude is everyone's attitude.
Tiaoye: "..." Xiangxiang, SOS!If you don't come again, you will really be a widow!
Fyodor covered the blood at the corner of his mouth, and stared at the ceiling with wide, godless eyes. On the one hand, he felt that he shouldn’t be so weak. What’s the big deal? Mental illness can be cured.On the other hand, he didn't want to admit that he was suffering from such a ridiculous disease!
It doesn't matter whether the disease is cured or not. I really miss Meursault Prison now. Can I apply for a small dark room for him to be quiet?A small dark room where no creature named Yayoi exists.
Gogol rushed towards Fyodor and hugged Fyodor: "My dear friend! My dear friend, you died so badly!"
Fyodor: ... Forget it, if you want to go to jail, you have to bring this kid in with you, and enjoy it together!
Dazai bit his finger, watching the group of demons dancing in the venue with sweat, and it was his turn next, he didn't want to follow in the footsteps of the first two.
Of course, I know my preferences best... Yayoi Karasuma is indeed his ideal type!
It is not because of Ayatsuji's teachings that he clearly sees through the truth of the world, from a heartless monster to his current appearance, but because of his good foundation.At most, it's just that the people I met at the beginning were not good people and were led astray.
If he doesn't want to, ten Ayatsuji can't change him!
This kind of person is an innate luminous body, and he can even understand why so many people are willing to surround him...
For dark creatures, this kind of existence is like fire, making them willing to turn into moths and follow them!
But can such words be said?Can't tell!
Atsushi Nakajima asked worriedly: "Mr. Dazai, are you in a hurry?" He looked around, "There seems to be no bathroom in the venue."
Dazai suppressed the anxiety in his heart, and his usual cynical expression remained on his face: "Indeed, it's really nerve-wracking, Kunikida-kun—you can change into a bathroom—"
Kunikida said in a blunt tone: "It can't be changed." He held up his small ledger to show that he couldn't change anything too big.
"Ah... have you been frightened to the point of instinct?" Dazai expressed his understanding, "Then you can turn into a bunch of urinals, they have eaten so many melons, their brains are full of water, I bet, they will definitely be able to It’s a big deal. We’ll give you seven or three cents of the money—”
Dun: "How can it be sold, and the water will be piled up in the stomach after eating the melon!"
Akutagawa couldn't take it anymore: "You guys are so noisy." Rashomon turned into a sharp knife and attacked Atsushi.
Dun: ...why just hit me!It's not fair!
"Dazai, don't make trouble." Ranpo issued a warning.
The current Mr. Detective exudes a fierce aura that makes people dare not make mistakes in front of him.
Dazai shrank his neck under those eyes that seemed to be able to see everything about him, and stuck out his tongue, expressing that he didn't use any bad brains.
Shakespeare was taken away by his subordinates like a pool of mosaics. Those who had vented their personal grudges returned to their respective positions, and they planned to fight together again after they got out.After all, no one can be killed here.
That miserable appearance, as well as the unsatisfactory appearance of the group of perpetrators, all rang a wake-up bell in Dazai's mind.
He could almost see himself ending up the same as Shakespeare, and that would hurt!
At this time, Ayatsuji, who had been patiently observing the four of them, suddenly spoke. "The rest don't need to be played."
Gakafis hadn't had time to be surprised, but there were protests from a large group of people at the exchange meeting. Ayatsuji didn't bother to take a look at these people who were watching the excitement, and said: "Let's discuss the answer first."
As he spoke, he looked towards Ranbu.Ranpo pondered and nodded. In fact, like Ayatsuji, he also felt that it would be best not to broadcast the following materials.
Anyway, I know almost everything I need to know.It's time for this meeting to end.
·
Yayoi blinked, pulled Katori Haruka's sleeve and asked: "Brother Xiaoyao-what a fat thing-Yayoi-chan wants to see if Xiaozhi has a crush on me—"
Why is it not allowed to broadcast?
In Katori Haruka's world there are also Ayatsuji and Ranpo, he looked at the two famous detectives on the screen who appeared to be calm and calm, but were actually so angry that his liver ached, he shrank his neck and said, "That... seems to have been discovered. "
"Found what?"
Katori Haruka looked at Yayoi's innocent face marked with capital letters, shrank his neck suspiciously and said, "It's just... the matter between you and Xiaoju was discovered."
Yayoi:?
Yayoi:? !
"Because the situation is already very complicated, there is no need to add more details... I guess that's what I thought." Katori Haruka stood up and stammered, "Well, I've been here for a long time, and it's time to go back Alright, see you next time—"
Yayoi grabbed Katori Haruka's waistband, her beautiful eyes were on fire, and she shouted menacingly, "Say it clearly! If you don't make it clear, don't even think about leaving!"
Katori Haruka, this is the first time he has personally experienced what it means to pick up trousers. He is holding on to his waistband with difficulty. Today he is wearing a chick. He does not want to lose his brother's face in front of his brother. Those who have no power to bind a chicken" forcibly created a scene of separatism.
"Wait, it's going to break! Don't pull it—"
"Say it or not! If you don't say it, I'll take off the fat times too! I'll let you go back naked!"
"That's going to be a big deal! Let go of me, Yayoi-chan, you big villain!"
"Xiaoyao is the one, if you don't tell me, he is a big villain!"
The two people, who also don't know how to swear, started arguing over who was the bigger villain.The plastic brotherhood is at stake.
·
Dazai is a man with a mouth as tight as a clam. He has many dark secrets in his heart, and he guards them like a miser. Even the most powerful torturer can't let him open his mouth.
Some things, as long as they are kept secret, everything will be fine. If he doesn't tell them and others don't know, it means that they never happened.
But if the matter is exposed, it will only be a moment of astonishment to Dazai, and then - anyway, it is known, and the evidence is sufficient and undeniable. .
So Ayatsuji and Ranpo didn't want the material about Dazai's crush on Yayoi to be broadcast.The situation is already very tricky, and adding Osamu Dazai, who is flying to me with full firepower, and Jono is not a good thing at all, maybe the two hit it off, and cooperate first to fool their parents. Then start the decisive battle.
And compared to Jono's pleasure criminal who wants to save face and suffer, Dazai can be said to be a natural master in the field of love, maybe he can really win Yayoi's heart away.
One vixen is enough, but with another black mud spirit, it feels like life will not be over.
Therefore, Ayatsuji and Ranpo pulled the other two, Jing Guang and Verlaine were stunned when they heard the options given by the two, and seemed to disagree.
However, Ayatsuji and Ranpo were particularly strong and determined that this was the real answer.
Fortunately, the reputation of these two detectives is good. After a little hesitation, Verlaine and Jing Guang agreed to cooperate.After that, they solved the answers they gave.
Gakafis felt that if he continued to be speechless, he would become dumb. He didn't announce immediately, but looked up at the ceiling. There seemed to be nothing there, but Saiki Kusuo was floating there invisibly. high altitude.
Gakafys: "Mr. Qi Mu, congratulations, you got your wish."
Saiki Kusuo breathed a sigh of relief, this difficult exchange meeting can finally come to an end, and if it continues like this, he can't help but use super powers to conjure up hundreds of coffee puddings to enjoy.
Gakafis glanced at the thoughtful group of melon-eaters in the audience, and said, "The answers chosen by the four are four D's, Tiao Ye Cai Chrysanthemum."
Tiaoye, who has endured until now, dare not be the first bird, pretending to be an invisible person: "Me?"
Wait a minute, he thought of a possibility, sweated immediately, his stiff neck rattled, saw the fiery eyes of the four people on the stage, and swallowed hard.
No way?No way!It's dead!
"Congratulations, everyone. You answered this question correctly. According to the rules, Lord Shenming will leave this world and will not take Lord Yayoi with you. Your memories will also be restored one by one after leaving here..."
Seeing a group of parents united unprecedentedly and surrounding Tiaoye in the center, each with a fierce face, more terrifying than the first assistant officer of hell, Gakafis felt a little comforted.
Ah, it seems that they broke through the restriction by themselves and recovered their memories first.
The good teacher, Ayatsuji, talked about the non-existent dust on the sleeves, and explained to many people who were still confused: "This question shows off words and deliberately misleads the public. People', but obviously, the first three are on the list of crushes, as for Jono..."
Jono was the first one out, and at first everyone thought he was absolutely impossible to be the right answer.
After all, he was able to withstand the pressure of all the parents and make public his love for Yayoi to the world. He had the courage, but the time of death was approaching.
Now, he is the correct answer, and some people finally came to their senses and said in disbelief: "No, can't you?"
"That's it."
Ranpo took the mace that Kunikida made for him with his supernatural ability. It was not half as long as his arm, and it was a bit delicate, but it had everything that should be there, especially the rows of steel needles, which were cold and radiant. shoot.
He swung the mace and thought it felt good.And Po followed behind Luanbu with an excited expression on his face, not forgetting to write down what Luanbu asked just now while walking.
The others gave way to Luanbu one after another. Luanbu pointed at Tiaoye with his stick, the corner of his mouth opened in a warm arc, and a pair of emerald green eyes looked at Tiaoye as if he were looking at a dead person.
"You are not a crush, because you are a clear lover, and you and Yayoi have been dating for a while, right? Joye Caiju."
Jono: "..."
Ah, just remembered.
The scene at that time.I was kissing me with Xiangxiang and I was about to wipe out my guns, but the ghosts who were supposed to be on a business trip, vacation or work suddenly broke in and caught the two of them.
They were kissing on the head at that time, half of their clothes were taken off, and the evidence at the scene of the rape was conclusive.Moreover, it was he who was pressing on Yayoi, no matter how you looked at it, it was impossible to be forced.
Tiao Ye closed his eyes and pretended to be blind again, not daring to look at the faces of these people.He hesitated and said, "You, how much have you heard?"
Jiang Gu Ling said in a deep voice: "All, without missing a single word."
Jono: Then you guys can bear it for so long, it's amazing.
Was it intentional to cooperate so that only he and Xiangxiang were left alone at home?Damn, what happened to those followers who were used to confuse the public?Could it be that the three of them had informed him? !
"Xiaoju, I'm very disappointed in you." Jing Guang said softly, "So, tell me what shape of coffin you want, and brother will arrange it for you."
His attitude is everyone's attitude.
Tiaoye: "..." Xiangxiang, SOS!If you don't come again, you will really be a widow!
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