What is the experience of the Transcendent being disabled?

Because it was not the soft bed she was used to, Yayoi woke up very early the next day.Yawning a little, she sat up with her sleepy curly hair, and looked at the sleeping man next to her in a daze.

Hmm... blond hair, no clothes... Pedestrian-chan?The skin is brown, um... it's Xiao Ling.

Jiang Gu Ling woke up early, thinking that he didn't have to go to class today, he wanted to hug his fragrant and soft brother for a while, it was much more comfortable than hugging a pillow.Naturally, Yayoi's movement could not be hidden from him, and when he opened his eyes, the inside was clear.

He smiled and said, "Good morning, Yayoi-chan."

Yayoi held the doll with both hands, blinked her eyes, resisted the sleeping bug, and said softly: "An-Xiaoling—"

His eyes looked beyond Jiang Gu Ling to the ground.The scene on the tatami was still awake, but the bed next to him near the door had been neatly folded, and Jono was nowhere to be seen.

"Where's the fox fairy?" Yayoi rubbed her eyes with one hand and yawned again.

"I left just before dawn. Yayoi-chan hasn't woken up yet, let me tell you to come and play with you next time." Fugu Ling got up to send him out at that time.

"Is that so..."

To Futani Rei's surprise, Yayoi didn't lose his temper because of Jono's behavior of leaving without saying goodbye to him.

Hearing Jiang Gu Ling's question, he said in a flat tone: "Pedestrian sauce said that people who really want to leave can't be kept, and those who don't want to leave will crawl back obediently even if their hands and feet are interrupted."

Of course, Ayatsuji only said the first sentence, and the latter sentence was understood by Yayoi himself.He was looking forward to the dead Ayatsuji crawling back with snot and tears and begging for forgiveness, ╭(╯^╰)╮!Yayoi-chan would not let him in without a hundred kisses!

Jiang Gu Ling: "..." It's hard to answer, so I can only change the subject, "Are you hungry? I still need to sleep."

"Don't sleep. Ah, Xiao Jing woke up too."

The person mentioned sat up slowly, with a dazed look on his face. Hearing Yayoi's voice, he turned his head and looked over. He was stunned for a moment before smiling softly, "Good morning, Yayoi-chan, Zero."

Jiang Guling was very surprised. "How do you..."

The advantage of being young is that even if he didn't finish the following words, Jing Guang still understood what he wanted to say, and he said with a complicated mood: "Ah, it's very strange... I didn't dream."

"That's it. Isn't that a good thing?" Jiang Gu Ling smiled easily, picked up Yayoi who didn't know why, and walked outside, allowing Jingguang time to deal with his mood. "You can sleep a little longer, and I will cook."

Yayoi said: "Yayoi-chan needs to take a bath."

"Now?"

"Well, Yayoi-chan said it all, take a bath twice a day. Xiaoling has a bad memory." Yayoi said dissatisfied.

He supervised brushing his teeth first, then gave him a shower, and he patted Jiang Guling's arm when he was getting dressed. "I haven't applied toner and cream yet!"

Furutani Rei remembered that Ayatsuji had indeed sent some bottles and cans.Not only for the face, but also for the hair, neck, ears, body, and hands and feet, all of which are labeled.

While applying it, he sighed with emotion: "Yayoi-chan is really a delicate boy."

Yayoi thought it was a compliment, and nodded her head happily: "Of course, beauty has its cost and price!"

This sentence shouldn't come out of the mouth of an eight-year-old child, Fugu Ling really wants to ask him what TV programs he usually watches.

Speaking of cost...the cost is really high.At least for now, he alone cannot satisfy Yayoi-chan's delicate needs.

After finishing, Yayoi asked Rei Furutani to hold him and look in the mirror, seeing the child wearing a panda jumper and trousers inside, and then smiled with satisfaction. "Pretty--" Pulling on the hood, she felt even cuter.

Putting "Little Panda" Yayoi on the small chair, Furutani Rei turned his back to him while putting on an apron, and said as if he had eyes behind his back, "You can't steal snacks, you won't be able to eat later."

Yayoi retracted her jio resentfully, looked at the snack box close at hand, and pouted aggrievedly.You can see but you can't eat, Xiao Ling is as domineering as pedestrian sauce.

I thought it would be different if I changed to a giegie.He sighed sadly.

Jiang Guling glanced back, and said with a smile: "If you eat too much, your teeth will get worms, so you have to go to the dentist. The dentist will use a drill to drill into your teeth, and will also give you gum injections. It hurts."

Yayoi nodded in bewilderment, thinking in her heart... If the tooth is broken, flush the oil bottle down the toilet!It's so useless!

Some goblins can't help chanting, even in their hearts.As if feeling Yayoi calling it, it crawled out from the eyes of the puppet, and climbed onto the top of Yayoi's head with hands and feet very neatly, with all four limbs spread wide. "mum--"

Anyway, just stick it!

Yayoi likes to eat sweets and snacks, but the taste of the food is more salty, which was discovered by Rei Furutani himself.

So I added some salt and soy sauce to the thick egg yakiniku he made.With rice, a bite of thick egg, a bite of octopus sausage, and a spoonful of soup, the corners of the mouth are messed up.

Looking at his small appearance, Jiang Gu Ling could eat a bowl of rice without any side dishes.When they were almost done eating, Jing Guang came out of the bedroom fully dressed.

He didn't need Fugu Zero to say hello, after greeting Yayoi, he went to the bathroom, and then filled himself with rice and dishes.

Just as he was about to start, he was stared at by a fiery gaze so that he couldn't eat anymore. "Yayoi-chan, is there something on Brother Jing's face?" Why are you staring at me like that?

"Xiao Jing is so dirty, you need to brush your teeth first." Yayoi looked at him with small eyes of "I didn't expect you to be such a giegie".

"Does Yayoi know? Actually, the correct way to brush your teeth is to brush your teeth after eating. And I used mouthwash before."

"why?"

Jiang Gu Ling felt that it was time for him to perform, but Jing Guang interrupted him, and said with a smile: "Every time Yayoi-chan finishes eating, do you feel that there is a taste in your mouth, or something is stuck between your teeth?" ,feeling bad?"

"No." Yayoi tilted his head strangely, "Yayoi-chan's mouth has no taste."

The chair he sat on was the original dining chair, and a small chair was put on it.He didn't jump off the chair hastily, but climbed onto Jiang Guling who was seated next to him first, then landed swiftly, ran in front of Jing Guang, and then climbed into his arms with skillful hands and feet.

Pursing his small mouth, he breathed into his face. "How about it, it doesn't smell like it!"

Jing Guang blinked.Well...whether it smells or not, I feel like my face has been scraped by a feather, which is very comfortable. "It was too fast just now, Yayoi-chan will do it again."

Yayoi exhaled several times, his mouth was tired, Jing Guang let him go. "Wow-it's really tasteless-it's amazing-Yayoi-chan is actually an elf—"

"Hmph, it seems that your eyes are not decorations either." Yayoi replied following what Ayatsuji said.It just doesn't have the charm of Ayatsuji, it just makes people laugh.

Crawled back into his little chair and started eating the leftovers.

Jing Guang was envious, thinking that last night Jiang Guling could hold him to sleep, and he could only sleep on the floor alone, feeling unbalanced.

Taking advantage of Fugu Ling washing the dishes, he whispered to Yayoi: "Yayoi-chan, can you sleep with brother Jing tonight? Let your brother Ling sleep on the floor."

Yayoi didn't care which brother she slept with, but there was a problem. "This is a problem for you adults, don't embarrass the children."

"what?"

"The little goldfish wants to play with Yayoi-chan and has to duel to win the championship. Adults can't make an exception. To be a human being, you must follow the rules. [No rules make a circle (Chinese)]."

Jing Guang: ... I understand basically, but I don't understand Chinese.

He felt that it was necessary for him to learn another language.

Jiang Gu Ling, who had been eavesdropping with his ears sideways, sneered. "Hehe, Yayoi-chan is right. Only a useless adult would embarrass a child and come at me if he has the ability!"

Jing Guang begged for mercy: "Let's say it first, I can't beat you, can we decide the outcome in a gentler way?"

Fugu Ling: "Am I such a violent person in your eyes?"

"You singled out the judo and karate clubs when you just entered university, don't you blush?" Just because some classmates in the two departments laughed at your skin color, you just knocked on the door and stomped their faces on the ground .If you are not violent, whoever is violent.

When Jiang Gu Ling mentioned this incident, he was still a little angry: "Why are you blushing? They should be ashamed. They have the ability to compare their grades with me openly, but they can't compare to spreading rumors about people's right and wrong behind their backs. I just let them realize the disaster Just come out of your mouth."

Anyway, he was right!

Jing Guang could only laugh when he thought of those two former classmates who were kicked out of the department because of that incident, and finally changed their majors tacitly.

Well - I'm used to it too.Ling has been a top student since he was a child. From elementary school to university, he has never been ranked first in his grade. In addition, he is handsome and popular. It is normal for him to be looked down upon and find fault.

He held Yayoi in his arms, looked down at Yayoi who was cute and playing with dolls, and secretly made a decision in his heart - he couldn't let Ling alone take care of his younger brother, what if he was affected?

Just imagining Yayoi running back with injuries all over her body, telling him about the scene of her fighting with her classmates... suffocating.

Seeing his smooth little forehead, and thinking of Fugu Ling showing off to him last night before going to bed that he got Yayoi's kiss, I felt a little itchy.

Just an inch before his head dropped, a small, bandaged hand rested on his chin.The strength is so great that even Jing Guang can't resist it.

Tuoyouping: "Mi!" Stealing kisses is forbidden!

Jing Guang: Ah, I forgot that the oil bottle was lying on top of Yayoi's head.

At this moment, Jing Guang suddenly understood why the little goblin was given such a name.Tsk, if I am disliked, I will stop others from posting with Yayoi.Damn it!

Putting the washed bowls into the disinfection cabinet, Jiang Gu Ling wiped his hands with a cloth towel, and suddenly remembered something. "By the way, Yayoi-chan needs to go to the bathroom."

"Hush?" Yayoi raised her head. "Yayoi-chan doesn't want to pee now."

"It's not shush, it's umm." Because Yayoi's way of speaking is childish compared to normal eight-year-old children, Furutani Rei has been talking to him in the tone of preschool children, and even the vocabulary has become younger.

"Listen well, it's very important to develop good work and rest habits. For example, um, it's best to eat after eating in the morning, which is also good for gastrointestinal function. It doesn't matter even if it's just a little bit, just adjust slowly. Okay. By the way, Yayoi-chan, what time do you usually do?"

Yayoi tilted her head, and three question marks slowly appeared on her forehead.The little finger pointed at his chin: "So, what is it? Pull, pull what?"

"Smelly smelly." Jiang Gu Ling's face remained unchanged.

Yayoi's face changed drastically: "Wow - Xiao Ling is so dirty! How can you say such a thing!" How could he be stinky!This is slander!

"That's what it means." Jiang Gu Ling simply took Yayoi to the bathroom with his own hands, took off his little pants, put them on the toilet, protected his back with one hand, and pinched him with the other little hands.

"The toilet is too high and too big for you. You can't sit on it by yourself when you go to the bathroom. It will fall. My brother will go to the supermarket today to buy you a special children's one."

Jing Guang found it interesting, leaning against the door frame and said, "Others are stupid fathers, you are stupid brother."

Such a person who loves cleanliness doesn't even dislike watching children go to the bathroom.

Rei Fuguya pretended not to hear it, but encouraged Yayoi: "Hmm, the time should not exceed 5 minutes. Sitting on the toilet for too long will affect the blood circulation, dilate the veins, cause the rectal mucosa to relax and separate from the muscular layer, and also lead to……"

He stopped in the middle of speaking: "Forget it, Yayoi-chan is still young, and you can't understand these things. As long as you know that you can't sit for too long, it's fine. Will you do it obediently?"

Yayoi said with an innocent face: "I can't do it."

"If you can do it, don't underestimate yourself. Be confident, even children! Listen to your brother, I won't lie to you!" Fugu Rei intends to cultivate Yayoi's correct habits and concepts from an early age.

The time we spend together is still short now, and when the time is long, he wants to let Yayoi learn to walk by himself, instead of relying on adults and hugging when going in and out.

Take a shower and wash yourself.Also teach him to play ball, take him to run, ski, guitar, piano, violin, bicycle... Anyway, he will teach him.

When it comes to sports, he is omnipotent!Can teach anything!When he takes his driver's license test, he will be taught drifting, ditch running, speeding and cornering, jumping overtaking, counter-attacking overtaking, etc...

Let him know that his brother is not worse than his former brother!Can teach more!

Yayoi, probably feeling the burning will in Furutani Rei, shivered slightly, feeling very bad.Still, what has to be said has to be said.

"But... isn't the bathroom used for peeing? Yayoi-chan has grown so big, she hasn't had a hmm yet."

The air became extremely quiet.

Yayoi remembered that he had encountered the same scene a long time ago. For example, when Xingrenjiang changed his diapers, he had the same question, and was taken to the hospital for a detailed physical examination, and he was released after confirming that he was fine. he.

Yayoi said: "Pedestrian-chan said that it was caused by the oil bottle."

A small head can't hold too much knowledge, even if Ayatsuji explains it, it's still half-knowledge.But since the former brother put the pot on the head of the oil bottle, it is the oil bottle's fault!

"The oil bottle is broken! Flush the toilet!" She clenched her fists, her eyes sparkled, and she was looking forward to it.

The oil bottle lay on his head, with its little head propped up, and its little hands patted his little curly hair.

"Mi——" Yayoi-chan said bad, so let's be bad-Yayoi-chan, the cutest——

Fuguya Zero and Jingguang, his neck was stiff and clicking, he was looking at the oil bottle and Yayoi at the same time.The eyes turned into peas eyes.

——So, what kind of weird little fairy is this!

——Can it really not be thrown away? !Don't transform someone else's younger brother into such an abnormal physique without authorization!

After accepting the setting that there are goblins or elves in the world, the two older brothers were forced to accept...the setting that there are really human beings in this world, so there is no need to mess around.

...Otaku's fantasies about the goddess are based on an eight-year-old child, and his mood...is full of mixed feelings.