The Emperor of Meiqiang and the Shadow has grown a pair of bunny ears
Chapter 8 You guys are so dirty!
The subject of the second recording was a wildlife protector. The program team contacted the nature protection base and drove a pickup truck for four hours before going up the mountain.
The pickup truck was parked in the wilderness, and it was full of lush weeds as far as the eye could see.
Qi Jiu was a little motion sick, and the smell of leather in the car was even more uncomfortable. As soon as the car stopped, he got out of the car softly.
His brain and stomach felt tight, and he took two steps forward unsteadily, when someone beside him called him.
"I thought you might get motion sickness."
The person who spoke was Lin Beisheng, a muscular hunk beta, and the leader of Qi Jiu's debut boy group, with a terrific personality.
"I'm dizzy, and I don't bring any medicine with me." Lin Beisheng skillfully took out a can of Skittles, and handed over a bottle of water, "The show hasn't started filming yet, so why don't you find a place to squat for a while or stay with me?" Lean on me?"
In fact, Qi Jiu couldn't walk anymore, but he couldn't bear Lin Beisheng in public.
So he shook his head and planned to squat down on the spot, thinking that it wouldn't be embarrassing if he fainted in front of Lin Beisheng.
As soon as he bent his knees, his elbows were hooked.
Yan Shiqing followed behind him, his eyes gliding over Lin Beisheng: "Let me rely on you."
Lin Beisheng didn't know what their relationship was, but he also knew the rumors of the "ex-boyfriend", so he avoided them with insight.
Before leaving, he handed the rainbow candy in his hand to Yan Shiqing: "Xiao Jiu usually gets better from motion sickness eating this quickly, and chatting for a while to distract him, it won't take more than 10 minutes."
Yan Shiqing was in a complicated mood, and wanted the former team member to keep his mind off his business, but he had no choice but to know as much as his ex-boyfriend.
In the end, he could only put Qi Jiu's head on his shoulder as if swearing sovereignty, and said to Lin Beisheng with a stinky face, "Thank you."
Qi Jiu's head was so dizzy that he didn't even know that he was lying on Yan Shiqing's shoulder.
He mechanically accepted Yan Shiqing's feeding, and when his consciousness returned to his cage, he already had half a can of Skittles in his mouth.
"A butterfly flew over just now." Yan Shiqing, who was close to him, continued to say in a voice that didn't fluctuate: "I seem to see pandas today."
"...Teacher Yan." Qi Jiu opened his mouth vaguely, "I can't chew anymore."
Yan Shiqing remained motionless, with his fingers still in the sugar jar, he turned his eyes to look at Qi Jiu's hair: "Is it better?"
Qi Jiuxin said what a shit, my wisdom teeth hurt so much from being sweetened.
Qi was too angry to speak out, at most he muttered a few words in his heart and wanted to stand up.
However, he only moved slightly, and Yan Shiqing pressed his head and pressed him back to the original place.
His voice came from the upload, causing a small vibration in the chest: "...It can be better later."
Qi Jiu's back was stiff, and he didn't even know where to put his hands and feet.
Yan Shiqing's temperature came through the fabric, and gradually climbed to the tips of Qi Jiu's ears, dyeing his cheeks crimson.
Qi Jiu tried to think rationally in this situation, thinking that Zhou Qing should have conveyed his meaning well, and Yan Shiqing was indeed cooperating with him to fire CP.
He suppressed the discomfort, thinking that the effect of this wave of operation programs should be there, and cp fans should scream when they see it.
Two minutes later, Qi Jiu trembled and squinted to see——
Good guy, the staff have gone to the local protectors to communicate today's itinerary, but there is no camera around.
Qi Jiu even stopped breathing. He really didn't know what the two of them were doing.
He neither started nor stopped, carefully maintaining the suffocating hype.
What broke it all was the last pickup truck to arrive.
A flamboyant young man jumped out of the co-pilot, his hair was dyed exaggerated red, and there was violence and irritability between his brows.
Qi Jiu had a little impression of him. It should be a rapper who just debuted recently. His name is Wu Zhan, and he is also Luo Chenghui's partner in the show.
He kicked the car door shut and yelled angrily into it: "Your grandpa, I didn't come to record the show for such nasty things. Put away your little rubbish tricks."
After Wu Zhan yelled, he noticed Qi Yan and Qi Yan, who were beside you and me, were cursing and hiding away.
After walking out two steps, he turned his head and glared at the two of them fiercely: "You guys are so dirty!"
Qi Jiu: ...
He couldn't argue, he hesitated and raised his head again.
Yan Shiqing didn't refuse this time, so Qi Jiu hid far away trying to cover up.
The director of the program group brought the local protectors to gather, and started today's recording while introducing.
The nature of this program is more popular science, and the main performance opportunity is given to the protection staff, leading six people to visit various equipment in the protection area.
Qi Jiu was very curious about everything he saw, so he couldn't help but ask, "Can we really see giant pandas today?"
"I can't see it." The protector shook his head, "You can only see traces of activity, or judge whereabouts based on excrement."
After actually encountering giant panda feces, he deliberately stopped to introduce to everyone: "This kind is very fresh, and you can take it back for testing to ensure that the individual panda is healthy."
Hearing this, the director immediately aggravated the glove temporarily, and asked all groups to participate in the sampling experience.
Qi Jiu didn't respond much, and was the first to squat down.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, Luo Chenghui sneered: "Brother Xiaojiu is really not too dirty, he must have done this kind of work a lot."
The protector quickly explained: "Giant pandas eat healthy food, absorb more fiber, and their feces are not so dirty."
Yan Shiqing squatted down when he was speaking, and completed the combination task instead of Qi Jiu.
From Luo Chenghui's point of view, his actions were just slapping himself in the face.
Luo Xiaoxing's face was extremely ugly, and his back molars were grinding.
He glanced at the camera behind him, and immediately went around to Wu Zhan and made an exaggerated smirk: "Brother, I've never touched this kind of thing before, why don't you help him with it."
"Are you annoying? Get away!" Wu Zhan slapped his hand off without saying a word, "Are you going to help me if you haven't touched me before? Don't you think I'm not going to respond after seeing this?"
His face was full of disgust, and he even made a disdainful voice and hid far away.
The protector's expression also sank, and he lowered his head to perform the movements in his hands.
It's a pity that Luo Chenghui couldn't understand the occasion at all, and stood aside and said nonsense: "Why are you like this! Shouldn't you take care of me as an omega! Why are you more airy than Brother Yan!"
Qi Jiu sighed after hearing this, and handed some samples to him: "Hold it for a show, and let the editing fool you later."
Luo Chenghui was still dissatisfied, and wanted to ridicule Qi Jiu if he deliberately pretended to be magnanimous.
Before he could say a word, he saw the other four squatting members raise their hands, and they all offered him a sample.
"Don't be ashamed." Yan Shi swept him coolly.
Lin Beisheng frowned: "Stop arguing, you two, the cameras are recording it, take a step back, and stop fighting among yourself."
"You are more noble, the world revolves around you two." His partner Ren Yu smiled.
Only Qi Jiu looked at the protector, opened and closed his mouth several times, and finally said only one sentence: "I'm sorry."
The six of them ran on the mountain for an entire afternoon, and changed venues around five o'clock. After thanking the protectors, they went to a fellow villager's house, where they had to make firewood meals by themselves.
Wu Zhan knew that his behavior in the afternoon was not good, so he took the initiative to undertake the hardest work, and pulled the reluctant Luo Chenghui to pick up wood with a stinky face.
The remaining four stayed to prepare dinner, but Lin Beisheng and Qi Jiu took the lead in the main work.
In the past, when the men's team lived together in the company's villa, the two often organized hot pot cooking, and they developed a tacit understanding after many times.
Lin Bei made a hot pot, and Qi Jiu handed over the oil; Lin Bei made meat, and Qi Jiu delivered the plate neatly.
Lin Beisheng sharpened his knife, and Qi Jiu turned around to pick some vegetables grown by his fellow villagers.
Just two steps away, I felt caught by the collar of my shirt.
Yan Shiqing who was behind him seemed very resentful, and said in a sour tone, "We are the cp."
Qi Jiu's expression froze, he was at a loss, and hesitantly handed over his small vegetable basket.
Yan Shiqing still didn't look very happy, he took the vegetable basket and walked in front, his back looked annoyed.
When the two returned home with a full load, Qi Jiu heard Lin Beisheng calling out to him from afar:
"Nine Treasures!! There are rabbits!!"
Qi Jiu glanced at Yan Shiqing quickly.
That's right, isn't it.
He looked up and saw Lin Beisheng was holding the meat rabbit's ears, looking very proud.
The meat rabbit was probably raised by a fellow villager. It was fat and strong, and when it was grabbed, its body shrank into a ball, which looked aggrieved.
Qi Jiu watched happily, but saw Lin Beisheng turn around and draw out a big white knife the next moment.
Qi Jiu's head twitched, and he said the famous line: "Tutu is so cute..."
He fell silent halfway through his speech.
He felt Yan Shiqing approaching him beside him, and asked in a calm voice, "Is the rabbit cute?"
Qi Jiu: ...It's not that cute.
Qi Jiu gripped his toes tightly, and ran away without even thinking about it.
Halfway through the run, he backed up again, and respectfully took the vegetable basket from Yingdi Yan's hand.
He found a sink outside the house to wash vegetables to escape reality, and saw two people who were going to collect firewood rushing towards this side.
The two walked very fast, throwing the camera several meters away, but their voices could not be restrained.
"I asked you to collect firewood, what the fuck do you mean you came back with two sticks?"
"The camera has captured my material." Luo Chenghui's voice was nonchalant, "It's enough to fool the audience."
Wu Zhan gritted his teeth, and wanted to continue scolding, but when he saw Qi Jiu poking his head out with sharp eyes, he stopped his voice resentfully.
He broke into the kitchen with a few strides, dropped the wood and went out again.
Lin Beisheng chased him out and asked him where he was going, Wu Zhan scolded angrily:
"Don't worry about it! I saw some people who were eating nothing!"
However, once he went out, he didn't come back until it was almost dark.
He has a bad temper and his words are not pleasant to listen to. Several people have no intention of looking for him.
"Jiubaoer, go and have a look." Lin Beisheng, who had a hot face and a cold ass, purposely cooked the dishes slowly, "I still can't get away here."
Qi Jiu nodded, and as soon as he put down the things in his hands, Yan Shiqing also stood up.
The sky has already darkened, only a little bit of hazy purple remains on the skyline.
Photographers know how to leave the occasion to them and follow them from a long distance.
The temperature difference between day and night in the countryside is huge, and when the humid evening wind blows, the air is filled with the fragrance of Qi Jiu's grapefruit blossoms.
Qi Jiu raised his head and looked up at the sky, seeing stars all over his eyes.
He was full of joy, and the ending sound was turning upwards, and he called crisply: "Teacher Yan."
It wasn't until he finished shouting that he realized that this was no longer the Yan Shiqing who would make a special stop to watch the stars with him.
Qi Jiu walked too slowly, and finally stopped.
Yan Shiqing was waiting for him to speak, and after paying attention to his movements, he turned his head one meter ahead.
The sound of insects was amplified, and the lights of the program group came from behind, reflecting a small group of dim lights in Yan Shiqing's eyes.
The original rhetoric was once again rotted in Qi Jiu's stomach. He covered the receiver on the lapel of his clothes, and his voice was very soft: "...Thank you for cooperating with my business today."
"Set a time, I will come and rub your ears."
He watched Yan Shiqing open his mouth, but the voice came from the nearby grove.
Wu Zhan, whom the two had been looking for for a long time, hid there, with anger in his tone:
"I fucking want to be hot, I don't want this kind of green tea to make me hot!"
"It's because my dad didn't give the program enough money? You go back and tell the director, or let him go, or stop broadcasting this crappy program."
The pickup truck was parked in the wilderness, and it was full of lush weeds as far as the eye could see.
Qi Jiu was a little motion sick, and the smell of leather in the car was even more uncomfortable. As soon as the car stopped, he got out of the car softly.
His brain and stomach felt tight, and he took two steps forward unsteadily, when someone beside him called him.
"I thought you might get motion sickness."
The person who spoke was Lin Beisheng, a muscular hunk beta, and the leader of Qi Jiu's debut boy group, with a terrific personality.
"I'm dizzy, and I don't bring any medicine with me." Lin Beisheng skillfully took out a can of Skittles, and handed over a bottle of water, "The show hasn't started filming yet, so why don't you find a place to squat for a while or stay with me?" Lean on me?"
In fact, Qi Jiu couldn't walk anymore, but he couldn't bear Lin Beisheng in public.
So he shook his head and planned to squat down on the spot, thinking that it wouldn't be embarrassing if he fainted in front of Lin Beisheng.
As soon as he bent his knees, his elbows were hooked.
Yan Shiqing followed behind him, his eyes gliding over Lin Beisheng: "Let me rely on you."
Lin Beisheng didn't know what their relationship was, but he also knew the rumors of the "ex-boyfriend", so he avoided them with insight.
Before leaving, he handed the rainbow candy in his hand to Yan Shiqing: "Xiao Jiu usually gets better from motion sickness eating this quickly, and chatting for a while to distract him, it won't take more than 10 minutes."
Yan Shiqing was in a complicated mood, and wanted the former team member to keep his mind off his business, but he had no choice but to know as much as his ex-boyfriend.
In the end, he could only put Qi Jiu's head on his shoulder as if swearing sovereignty, and said to Lin Beisheng with a stinky face, "Thank you."
Qi Jiu's head was so dizzy that he didn't even know that he was lying on Yan Shiqing's shoulder.
He mechanically accepted Yan Shiqing's feeding, and when his consciousness returned to his cage, he already had half a can of Skittles in his mouth.
"A butterfly flew over just now." Yan Shiqing, who was close to him, continued to say in a voice that didn't fluctuate: "I seem to see pandas today."
"...Teacher Yan." Qi Jiu opened his mouth vaguely, "I can't chew anymore."
Yan Shiqing remained motionless, with his fingers still in the sugar jar, he turned his eyes to look at Qi Jiu's hair: "Is it better?"
Qi Jiuxin said what a shit, my wisdom teeth hurt so much from being sweetened.
Qi was too angry to speak out, at most he muttered a few words in his heart and wanted to stand up.
However, he only moved slightly, and Yan Shiqing pressed his head and pressed him back to the original place.
His voice came from the upload, causing a small vibration in the chest: "...It can be better later."
Qi Jiu's back was stiff, and he didn't even know where to put his hands and feet.
Yan Shiqing's temperature came through the fabric, and gradually climbed to the tips of Qi Jiu's ears, dyeing his cheeks crimson.
Qi Jiu tried to think rationally in this situation, thinking that Zhou Qing should have conveyed his meaning well, and Yan Shiqing was indeed cooperating with him to fire CP.
He suppressed the discomfort, thinking that the effect of this wave of operation programs should be there, and cp fans should scream when they see it.
Two minutes later, Qi Jiu trembled and squinted to see——
Good guy, the staff have gone to the local protectors to communicate today's itinerary, but there is no camera around.
Qi Jiu even stopped breathing. He really didn't know what the two of them were doing.
He neither started nor stopped, carefully maintaining the suffocating hype.
What broke it all was the last pickup truck to arrive.
A flamboyant young man jumped out of the co-pilot, his hair was dyed exaggerated red, and there was violence and irritability between his brows.
Qi Jiu had a little impression of him. It should be a rapper who just debuted recently. His name is Wu Zhan, and he is also Luo Chenghui's partner in the show.
He kicked the car door shut and yelled angrily into it: "Your grandpa, I didn't come to record the show for such nasty things. Put away your little rubbish tricks."
After Wu Zhan yelled, he noticed Qi Yan and Qi Yan, who were beside you and me, were cursing and hiding away.
After walking out two steps, he turned his head and glared at the two of them fiercely: "You guys are so dirty!"
Qi Jiu: ...
He couldn't argue, he hesitated and raised his head again.
Yan Shiqing didn't refuse this time, so Qi Jiu hid far away trying to cover up.
The director of the program group brought the local protectors to gather, and started today's recording while introducing.
The nature of this program is more popular science, and the main performance opportunity is given to the protection staff, leading six people to visit various equipment in the protection area.
Qi Jiu was very curious about everything he saw, so he couldn't help but ask, "Can we really see giant pandas today?"
"I can't see it." The protector shook his head, "You can only see traces of activity, or judge whereabouts based on excrement."
After actually encountering giant panda feces, he deliberately stopped to introduce to everyone: "This kind is very fresh, and you can take it back for testing to ensure that the individual panda is healthy."
Hearing this, the director immediately aggravated the glove temporarily, and asked all groups to participate in the sampling experience.
Qi Jiu didn't respond much, and was the first to squat down.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, Luo Chenghui sneered: "Brother Xiaojiu is really not too dirty, he must have done this kind of work a lot."
The protector quickly explained: "Giant pandas eat healthy food, absorb more fiber, and their feces are not so dirty."
Yan Shiqing squatted down when he was speaking, and completed the combination task instead of Qi Jiu.
From Luo Chenghui's point of view, his actions were just slapping himself in the face.
Luo Xiaoxing's face was extremely ugly, and his back molars were grinding.
He glanced at the camera behind him, and immediately went around to Wu Zhan and made an exaggerated smirk: "Brother, I've never touched this kind of thing before, why don't you help him with it."
"Are you annoying? Get away!" Wu Zhan slapped his hand off without saying a word, "Are you going to help me if you haven't touched me before? Don't you think I'm not going to respond after seeing this?"
His face was full of disgust, and he even made a disdainful voice and hid far away.
The protector's expression also sank, and he lowered his head to perform the movements in his hands.
It's a pity that Luo Chenghui couldn't understand the occasion at all, and stood aside and said nonsense: "Why are you like this! Shouldn't you take care of me as an omega! Why are you more airy than Brother Yan!"
Qi Jiu sighed after hearing this, and handed some samples to him: "Hold it for a show, and let the editing fool you later."
Luo Chenghui was still dissatisfied, and wanted to ridicule Qi Jiu if he deliberately pretended to be magnanimous.
Before he could say a word, he saw the other four squatting members raise their hands, and they all offered him a sample.
"Don't be ashamed." Yan Shi swept him coolly.
Lin Beisheng frowned: "Stop arguing, you two, the cameras are recording it, take a step back, and stop fighting among yourself."
"You are more noble, the world revolves around you two." His partner Ren Yu smiled.
Only Qi Jiu looked at the protector, opened and closed his mouth several times, and finally said only one sentence: "I'm sorry."
The six of them ran on the mountain for an entire afternoon, and changed venues around five o'clock. After thanking the protectors, they went to a fellow villager's house, where they had to make firewood meals by themselves.
Wu Zhan knew that his behavior in the afternoon was not good, so he took the initiative to undertake the hardest work, and pulled the reluctant Luo Chenghui to pick up wood with a stinky face.
The remaining four stayed to prepare dinner, but Lin Beisheng and Qi Jiu took the lead in the main work.
In the past, when the men's team lived together in the company's villa, the two often organized hot pot cooking, and they developed a tacit understanding after many times.
Lin Bei made a hot pot, and Qi Jiu handed over the oil; Lin Bei made meat, and Qi Jiu delivered the plate neatly.
Lin Beisheng sharpened his knife, and Qi Jiu turned around to pick some vegetables grown by his fellow villagers.
Just two steps away, I felt caught by the collar of my shirt.
Yan Shiqing who was behind him seemed very resentful, and said in a sour tone, "We are the cp."
Qi Jiu's expression froze, he was at a loss, and hesitantly handed over his small vegetable basket.
Yan Shiqing still didn't look very happy, he took the vegetable basket and walked in front, his back looked annoyed.
When the two returned home with a full load, Qi Jiu heard Lin Beisheng calling out to him from afar:
"Nine Treasures!! There are rabbits!!"
Qi Jiu glanced at Yan Shiqing quickly.
That's right, isn't it.
He looked up and saw Lin Beisheng was holding the meat rabbit's ears, looking very proud.
The meat rabbit was probably raised by a fellow villager. It was fat and strong, and when it was grabbed, its body shrank into a ball, which looked aggrieved.
Qi Jiu watched happily, but saw Lin Beisheng turn around and draw out a big white knife the next moment.
Qi Jiu's head twitched, and he said the famous line: "Tutu is so cute..."
He fell silent halfway through his speech.
He felt Yan Shiqing approaching him beside him, and asked in a calm voice, "Is the rabbit cute?"
Qi Jiu: ...It's not that cute.
Qi Jiu gripped his toes tightly, and ran away without even thinking about it.
Halfway through the run, he backed up again, and respectfully took the vegetable basket from Yingdi Yan's hand.
He found a sink outside the house to wash vegetables to escape reality, and saw two people who were going to collect firewood rushing towards this side.
The two walked very fast, throwing the camera several meters away, but their voices could not be restrained.
"I asked you to collect firewood, what the fuck do you mean you came back with two sticks?"
"The camera has captured my material." Luo Chenghui's voice was nonchalant, "It's enough to fool the audience."
Wu Zhan gritted his teeth, and wanted to continue scolding, but when he saw Qi Jiu poking his head out with sharp eyes, he stopped his voice resentfully.
He broke into the kitchen with a few strides, dropped the wood and went out again.
Lin Beisheng chased him out and asked him where he was going, Wu Zhan scolded angrily:
"Don't worry about it! I saw some people who were eating nothing!"
However, once he went out, he didn't come back until it was almost dark.
He has a bad temper and his words are not pleasant to listen to. Several people have no intention of looking for him.
"Jiubaoer, go and have a look." Lin Beisheng, who had a hot face and a cold ass, purposely cooked the dishes slowly, "I still can't get away here."
Qi Jiu nodded, and as soon as he put down the things in his hands, Yan Shiqing also stood up.
The sky has already darkened, only a little bit of hazy purple remains on the skyline.
Photographers know how to leave the occasion to them and follow them from a long distance.
The temperature difference between day and night in the countryside is huge, and when the humid evening wind blows, the air is filled with the fragrance of Qi Jiu's grapefruit blossoms.
Qi Jiu raised his head and looked up at the sky, seeing stars all over his eyes.
He was full of joy, and the ending sound was turning upwards, and he called crisply: "Teacher Yan."
It wasn't until he finished shouting that he realized that this was no longer the Yan Shiqing who would make a special stop to watch the stars with him.
Qi Jiu walked too slowly, and finally stopped.
Yan Shiqing was waiting for him to speak, and after paying attention to his movements, he turned his head one meter ahead.
The sound of insects was amplified, and the lights of the program group came from behind, reflecting a small group of dim lights in Yan Shiqing's eyes.
The original rhetoric was once again rotted in Qi Jiu's stomach. He covered the receiver on the lapel of his clothes, and his voice was very soft: "...Thank you for cooperating with my business today."
"Set a time, I will come and rub your ears."
He watched Yan Shiqing open his mouth, but the voice came from the nearby grove.
Wu Zhan, whom the two had been looking for for a long time, hid there, with anger in his tone:
"I fucking want to be hot, I don't want this kind of green tea to make me hot!"
"It's because my dad didn't give the program enough money? You go back and tell the director, or let him go, or stop broadcasting this crappy program."
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