[Comprehensive British and American gl] The whole world thinks that Chinese medicine is omnipotent

Happy wrinkled his face and looked suspiciously at the boss behind him: "Well, I always feel..."

"what?"

Happy's mouth bald honestly: "I always feel like you're lying to me."

The corners of Stark's mouth twitched slightly, but with an expression of "believe me, it's absolutely fine", he patted his old friend on the shoulder: "Hey, Happy, I'm an amazing Iron Man, can I still have something to say? Is it a problem?"

Happy pursed his lips: "...this logic?"

"Huh?" Stark squinted at him in the rearview mirror.

It was only then that Happy remembered that Stark was still the boss who paid him his wages, and shook his head in shock, "No, boss, what you said is right."

And at an angle that Happy couldn't see, Stark couldn't help grinning, wanting to punch himself who had just lost his IQ.

It's just that as soon as this cruel idea came out, Stark gave up: forget it, he is so handsome, if he breaks it, it will be the loss of all mankind!

Inside the gym.

Ruan Baobao moved her body a little, but Natasha, who was paying close attention to her, spotted her sharply.

"Your posture is wrong."

"Ah?" Ruan Baobao looked at himself in the mirror in bewilderment, but couldn't detect any problems.

"Your upper body is too low, and your hips are too high, it should be like this."

The next moment, a catkin covered her steamed bun, and before she could react, it directly lifted her up, and the other catkin covered her upturned buttocks, pressing down.

Ruan Baobao:? ? ? ! ! !

No, it doesn't matter what you said, it doesn't matter what you do, but where do you put your hands, coach? !

Natasha's sudden "hands and feet" frightened Ruan Baobao so much that she didn't even have time to nurse herself, so she fell directly on the yoga mat.

However, what caught her off guard even more was that Natasha was so agile that she hugged her into her arms before she fell down.

"Baby, are you okay?"

Ruan Baobao: No, I'm not good.

At this moment, Baobao Ruan, who was lying in Natasha's arms, just wanted to pretend to be a quiet and unobtrusive salted fish.

Probably because the tactile sensation was too clear this time, and it was different from the dream that I hadn't felt in the past few days.

Ruan Baobao's eyes straightened: ... Then what, this is a bit too exciting, right? !

Fortunately, in the second half of the class, Natasha didn't do such a thing to her again, which made Ruan Baobao's vigilance regained a lot.

After finally surviving get out of class, Ruan Baobao rushed out cheering. Natasha, who was behind her, saw a smile in her eyes, even the corners of her eyes were full of smiles.

In the corner where Ruan Baobao didn't notice, Natasha followed her quietly, and didn't leave until she saw her go upstairs and turn on the light.

As for the class before, did she do it on purpose?

Natasha raised her flaming red lips slightly: Well, who knows?

Back at S.H.I.E.L.D., Barton was very surprised when he saw Natasha's appearance at the moment: "Nata, did you encounter something happy? Smiling so happily? It's rare!"

Natasha was startled, and touched the corner of her eyes unconsciously: "Really?"

She raised her eyebrows, and put away the redundant expression on her face in a second, leaving only a serious face: "Don't talk about this, what's the matter calling me back at this time?"

Barton nodded: "Of course there is, the director has a plan and wants to ask you to have a look..."

Ruan Baobao thought that after what happened at night, she would continue to have that dream that was too hot for her little girl to bear.

However, until she was woken up by the bomb, she slept soundly and had no dreams.

She sat on the bed, staring at her rented house that was mostly destroyed, with dull eyes, wanting to cry but without tears.

"Pie——Spiderman!" Seeing another person fighting with Peter, Ruan Baobao quickly changed his words: "You guys want to fight out, okay? Will you pay for destroying my house?! Or give me the house? !"

A crimson figure was wrestling with Peter, and the other party took the time to say to her apologetically, "I'm sorry, this is my fault, and I will compensate you when I go back."

Peter was afraid that Baobao Ruan would be fooled by this guy: "Don't listen to him, this guy is a bad guy! I saw him sneaking around outside your window before..."

Matthew Murdoch, who was regarded as a villain by Spiderman, wanted to help his forehead at this time: "I have said it several times, I am not a villain, and I didn't mean it, but I was chasing a real villain at that time..."

Peter snorted coldly: "Liar, where are the bad guys you said you were chasing? I didn't see them!"

Matthew Murdoch, who is also Daredevil in New York, turned his head and scolded him: "You just came and the other party ran away. I was going to chase, but you came chasing me and hitting me."

"Oh, you sounded good, why didn't you say that you were peeping before?" Peter expressed serious doubts about Matthew's words.

Matthew rolled his eyes in the dark: "I'm blind, thank you."

"Wait, you're Daredevil from Hell's Kitchen next door?"

Speaking of blind people, Peter instantly remembered a person, and the movement of his hands stopped unconsciously.

Matthew Murdoch adjusted his uniform: "Yes."

Peter scratched his head: Uh... It's embarrassing that he is actually a colleague.

"Stop it! Whether you're Spider-Man or Daredevil or whatever, can you help me rebuild this house tonight?"

Ruan Baobao didn't want to listen to their nonsense, she only focused on the very serious point - the house was destroyed, where did she live? !

The two heroes looked at each other, then Qiqi showed a silly smile and shook their heads in unison.

Ruan Baobao and the two stared at each other, silent for a long time, and then said sadly: "...I have no grievances or enmities with you?"

The two pretending to be stupid shook their heads together again.

"...Very good." The voice came out of Ruan Baobao's clenched teeth.

She put her hand into her pocket and touched it for a long time. Under the doubtful eyes of the two, she took out her mobile phone, pointed at the two people and "clicked" a few times, and did not forget to "order" proudly: "You Two! Turn around and face the outside!"

The bewildered Spider-Man and Daredevil looked at each other, then turned their backs obediently.

"Yuan...cough, what are you doing?" Facing the ruins in front of him, Peter felt a little panicked, always feeling that Baobao Ruan was secretly planning something.

Baobao Ruan lowered his head to the phone and clicked the keyboard, and he did not forget to answer: "Take a picture to show your innocence..."

Matthew's heart suddenly snapped: "To whom?"

"...House! Master!" Ruan Baobao's voice was full of resentment.

As soon as this answer came out, the two quietly leaned shoulder to shoulder again, with their backs to Ruan Baobao facing the wall and thinking about the past.

After taking a clear picture of the two from every angle, Ruan Baobao took back the phone with satisfaction: "Of course, if you two don't pay compensation, don't blame me for posting the photo on Brudi later!"

"What is Bruti?" the innocent Peter asked without shame.

However, Matthew's legs were weak and he almost fell down. Worried that the little guy around him would ask other questions, he hurriedly pulled Peter past him, leaning close to his ear and explaining to him.

Hearing the explanation, Peter jumped up as if his ass was set on fire: "Yuan... you, you, you! Tell us how much compensation you want! Let's pay! I don't want to go on this same-sex] dating site!"

Ruan Baobao paused his typing fingers, and looked at the tall crimson figure beside Peter with strange eyes: "...Hey, that guy from Hell's Kitchen, how do you know so clearly?"

Matthew paused, and couldn't find words to describe his current mood in his heart: By the way, is now the time to ask this question? !

His eyes drifted away, he coughed a few times, and tried hard to justify himself: "Then what, I'm a straight man!"

Ruan Baobao: Brother, the more you say that, the easier it is for her to think wrong, okay? !

Feeling the two increasingly weird gazes on his body, Matthew finally discovered the problem in his words, and simply shut up.

All right, all right, there are problems no matter how you say it, so it's better not to say anything.

Seeing that the two vigilantes didn't say a word, Ruan Baobao didn't say much. He just rolled up his sleeves and started to tidy up in the house.

When Peter wasn't wearing the Spider-Man uniform, he was a shy talker, but after putting on the red and black uniform, he upgraded to a big talker who couldn't control himself.

One minute of silence is his limit.

Peter, who couldn't control the prehistoric power in his body, ran to watch Baobao Ruan's movements while muttering, "Yuan... what are you doing?"

"Pack up the bedding!"

Peter scratched his cheek blankly: "Eh, clean up now? What are you doing?"

Ruan Baobao packed his luggage, clapped his hands, and glared at him: "You just have the heart to let me, a little fairy, live here tonight?!"

"puff--"

Hearing the word little fairy, Matthew, who had been silent for a long time, still couldn't hold back, and laughed outright.

Ruan Baobao, who was laughed at, was angry: "What are you laughing at! Don't forget that you are also one of the culprits that caused this situation!"

Matthew's laughter stopped in an instant: ...I'm sorry, this is mine, I will bear it.

In the end, Ruan Baobao still rolled up his bedding and prepared to go to his Chinese medicine hall to rest for the night.

Before leaving, she didn't forget to shake her phone to remind the two culprits: "You two remember to pay compensation. If you don't have any money, just let me know in advance, and you can pay in installments!"

After finishing speaking, Ruan Baobao left with two large suitcases on his shoulders.

Daredevil looked at her disappearing back, touched his nose: "...Actually, I'm quite rich, I really can't afford this little compensation."

"Actually, I also have...wait a minute!" The poor Peter who was about to agree with him recalled it, and couldn't help but stare at him: "I'm sorry, we don't have a common language anymore, goodbye!"

Damn, why does this guy from Hell's Kitchen have money too!Could it be that he is the only one among the vigilantes in New York? !

Heartbreak!farewell!

Matthew:? ? ?

Wait, what did I say wrong?Brother, come back quickly!

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In the first 23 years of her life, Jessie, who was a senior foodie, felt that the system must have enmity with her, which made her feel the maliciousness of this world.

Don't get me wrong, it's really malicious.

That's right, since Jessie bound the system, she can only feed on malice now.

Looking at the plates of delicacies that she could no longer taste, she only felt hopeless.

So it's a matter of course to blacken - don't ask her how to blacken, she is very self-conscious as someone's daughter :)

Don't fall into the family style!

Old father of scene person: (proud) Very good, really worthy of being my daughter (same scene person)

Three brothers and sisters: really worthy of being our sister :)

Zhong Chaoying: Who will save the three views of Lansheer's family?I am really thankful to this family. Recently, the villains have been as quiet as chickens. They turned around and ran away when they heard the word Lanshere.

The little spider hesitated to speak, but the father-in-law glanced at it lightly, and quickly spoke up: I think the three views of Lansheer's family are quite... normal (swallowing with difficulty)

The little girl was cowardly at the beginning, but she gradually changed. Believe me in the final state, she will not be disappointing:) After all, she is also someone's daughter, so you can't lose face!