[Comprehensive British and American gl] The whole world thinks that Chinese medicine is omnipotent

At this time, Natasha came forward to "rescue" someone.

"Baby, listen to him first."

Just as Bruce was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he heard the famous black widow continue: "We can ask him this question after he finishes talking."

Bruce: ...Poisonous!Too poisonous!

As expected of the agent Black Widow, farewell!

Ruan Baobao felt that what Natasha said was very reasonable, so he withdrew the question and asked Bruce to continue.

If it weren't for Ruan Baobao's traditional Chinese medicine, at this moment, Bruce only wanted to use the best trick out of 36.

After accidentally revealing his little secret, Bruce simply broke the jar and said, "Anyway, a few of them are already immune, so I want to ask Dr. Yuan if you have an enhanced version here?"

"Open it whatever you want, it doesn't matter if it's poisonous anyway, as long as it doesn't kill you."

Ruan Baobao thought for a moment: "Yes, but I don't think it can be guaranteed.

She glanced in the direction of the medicine cabinet, touched her chin: "However, I have an idea now, maybe it can work..."

"what?"

Ruan Baobao waved to them and whispered something in their ears.

After listening to Ruan Baobao's plan, Bruce always felt a suffocation in his chest.

He unconsciously twitched his legs: ...I'm sorry, he misunderstood Natasha just now, and it turns out that the biggest and most poisonous boss is this humble little Chinese doctor!

Natasha still had a smiling expression: "I think this idea is good, Bruce, what do you think?"

"Of course it's good."

The premise is never to use it on him.

Bruce immediately made a decision to settle the matter.

only……

"Who's going to execute it?" Bruce asked a crucial question.

Natasha leaned against the wall: "Don't look at me, I'm not from Zhenglian."

Ruan Baobao blinked his big eyes: "My God, you actually asked me, a delicate and frail little Chinese doctor, to do this kind of thing? Are you being too cruel?"

A black question mark on Bruce's head: Excuseme? !

Delicate and frail?

Doctor Yuan, may I ask if there is something wrong with your perception of yourself? !

Since neither of them wanted to go, Bruce had no choice but to hold his nose.

"However, can we stay with you? In case of a riot, can we save you?"

Bruce agreed immediately.

It's better for three people to be beaten together than one person.

What's more, with Ruan Baobao as a big killer, maybe those guys will be beaten in the end.

At this time in Arkham, no one knew what cruel and inhuman things they were about to experience.

After Ruan Baobao's three-day intensive training, Bruce silently added an improved version of the gas mask on the outside of his uniform, and then embarked on the journey to Arkham without hesitation.

It's just that his back is too lonely, and there is an inexplicable sense of sadness that the strong man in Yishuihan is gone and will never return.

When Ah Fu said goodbye, he sadly wiped away the tears that did not exist in the corner of his eyes with a small handkerchief: "Master, you can go with peace of mind, Ah Fu, I will take good care of the family."

Bruce paused as he stepped out.

"Wait, Ah Fu, don't say that your master looks like I'm going to die..."

Ah Fu: "What's the difference?"

Boiling that kind of thing into juice for those people to drink, isn't it just looking for a beating? !

Bruce found himself speechless once again.

Bruce, who had nothing to say again, snorted arrogantly, turned his head, and took Natasha and Baby Ruan dressed as Batgirl into the Arkham Asylum again.

"Little bat, long time no see, miss me?"

It was still the same ward, but this time, the three of them pushed the door open and locked it carefully.

Even though the white-haired Harley Quinn was locked up, she still did not forget to tease Batman and even blew him a kiss.

However, when he saw the figures of the two women behind Batman, he couldn't help whistling: "Oh my god, little Batman, you actually found two more female assistants, are you going to play with me?"

The jealous Joker stared at him: "Harry, shut up!"

Not only did Harley shut up, she even smiled and gave Joker a wink: "Sweetheart, don't worry, I will always love you the most in my heart~MUA~"

"Harry, Haley, don't you love me?" Hearing this, Captain Boomerang, who had always coveted the beauty of the clown girl, was not to be outdone.

Killer Frost sneered directly.

Batman ignored everything in front of him and remained silent.His two "female assistants" opened their packages and placed the sealed jars inside on the table one by one.

Killer Frost looked in amazement at the bottles and jars on the table in front of Batman that were covered with a black cloth, and there was even a big medicine pot next to him. He had an inexplicable bad premonition: "Batman, come today, What exactly do you want to do?"

Bruce's voice was as cold and ruthless as ever: "You will find out later."

After everything was in place, Ruan Baobao excitedly pulled off the black cloth under Bruce's gesture, revealing the things underneath.

When seeing something in these glass jars, Killer Frost, including several other people in the ward, couldn't help but twitch their eyelids——

Why did Batman find so many disgusting things? !

At this time, Batman took out three gas masks, one for himself and two female assistants.

Immediately afterwards, Batman showed them and explained the contents of those bottles and jars one by one.

"I recently learned something about Chinese medicine, and I want to share it with you."

"All the materials I'm sharing with you today are recorded in a medical book called Compendium." He pointed to the bottle in Natasha's hand: "This is Huang Zhong Huang..."

Before the words were finished, the Penguin let out a "bah": "The thing you hold in your hand is obviously Tuoxiang."

Natasha wore a voice changer and said with a coquettish smile, "Renzhong Huang is another name for this."

Penguin choked instantly.

Natasha even opened the lid and handed it under the penguin's nose, asking him to smell it: "This is fresh feces, you can smell it, right?"

The Penguin was directly suffocated by the smell and almost passed out.

Without giving him a chance to continue speaking, Batman's cold voice continued: "There are these, Zihe Che, that is, the placenta. Tianlinggai, the skull of a dead person. There are also human gestures,"

Ruan Baobao rushed to answer: "Human power is that thing between the legs of all the men here."

As she said that, she looked between several men's legs, as if she was thinking about which one should be cut off.

In an instant, all the men present, including the crazy Joker, unconsciously clamped their legs and listened carefully to Bruce's continuation.

"Watching the moon sand, rabbit droppings. Wulingzhi, flying squirrel droppings. White lilac, sparrow droppings. And luminous sand," Batman paused: "Bat droppings."

Harry couldn't hold back anymore: "Little bat, what did you find these things for? Are you planning to turn into a witch bat to make potions?"

At the end, Harry was actually amused by his own thoughts and giggled.

Bruce glanced at him appreciatively: "Harry, you're right this time."

Harry's laughter stopped suddenly: "Huh?!"

Immediately afterwards, Bruce poured all the things he showed into the medicine pot next to him under the disbelieving eyes of the group of old deep-fried criminals, and added a lot of herbal-like things into it one after another.

After doing this, the two female assistants energized the medicine pot and turned on the switch.

The group of people in the ward looked at Batman and the three of them in bewilderment, still confused.

Harry turned his head and quietly asked his friend Poison Ivy: "Ivy, what do you think they are doing?"

Poison Ivy stared straight in the eyes: "... boil, boil the witch's potion?"

Half an hour later, Ruan Baobao gave Bruce a look, and the other party immediately asked the security to bring a criminal in.

When seeing the criminal, Ruan Baobao narrowed his eyes, and his heart was full of murderous intent.

The criminal who was sent was none other than the crocodile-looking guy who almost ate her when she first came to the United States.

She didn't expect the other party to be locked up here.

Ruan Baobao rolled his eyes on the medicine pot, and suddenly had another idea in his heart.

At this time, she poured the soup in the medicine pot into the bowl, and when it was cold, she stepped forward and roughly opened the criminal's jaw, poured the bowl directly into the killer crocodile's mouth, and quickly put him in the mouth. He closed his mouth, not giving the other party a chance to spit it out.

"hiss--"

Seeing this scene, everyone else in the room gasped.

WTF!This Batman's assistant is too ruthless!

However, Batman still refused to let them go, and turned to ask the killer crocodile who had been fed a bowl of soup: "How do you feel drinking this?"

Killer Crocodile didn't know what he was drinking, but just looked blank: "I feel like I ate poop."

A dead silence filled the ward instantly.

Joker and others looked at Killer Crocodile with indescribable expressions on their faces.

Brother, aren't you just...

Natasha smiled lightly, waved her hand, and asked the security to take Killer Crocodile down again.

Batman looked around a few people: "How is it? Are you going to tell the plan or would you rather drink this thing? Choose one of the two?"

Joker and the others had ugly faces: ...Fuck, you win, Batman!

On the way back, Bruce recalled the experience just now, still a little nauseated: "...Dr. Yuan, do these prescriptions really exist in the medical book you mentioned??"

Ruan Baobao was in a good mood because she scolded the guy who bullied her once: "Don't worry, although there are these prescriptions in that book, we who study Chinese medicine will never use such disgusting and absurd prescriptions, you Just have fun listening."

Bruce choked: So you know it's a disgusting method, I thought you didn't know it...

However, through this incident, Batman also deeply realized a few wise words——

In the future, no matter who you mess with, you can't mess with Dongfang's doctor!Especially this doctor Yuan who seems to be quiet and unobtrusive!Who can bear to feed this kind of thing in case of a disagreement? !

Moreover, whenever you have to drink Chinese medicine, you must first Google to find out what are those ingredients? !Otherwise, who knows what they added to it? !

He, Batman, is absolutely unwilling to become the second killer crocodile even if he dies!

The author has something to say:

... I checked the human section of the Compendium of Materia Medica, and was surprised by the strange prescription in it. It really was Li Shizhen's skin.I hope everyone will not be disgusted by this chapter, hahahahaha, everyone!

Then the next update will be at [-] o'clock on Monday night, I love you~

●Written by Youyou for many years——Original Romance~Serialized articles, if you like it, hurry up and collect it

[The days when I pretended to be useless in a wealthy family] by Gu Xiaoan

One-sentence introduction: A family of three pretends to be pigs and eats tigers, wins over younger brothers from all sides, revives a declining wealthy family, and wipes out all villains!