It's not a superhero, it's a saiyan

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"Sounds great, but until then..."

While Clark was speaking, Sun Wukong tacitly took off the Ruyi stick, and poked one end heavily into the mud, while the other end extended upwards quickly, and in less than a second it seemed as long as it was about to pierce the sky.

"Ah, ouch~~"

A scream came from a distance, and then a huge object fell down, and fell hard in front of the five people, with its head sunk deep in the mud—that's right, except for the birds that fell from the sky, It could also be a human being, or perhaps more accurately, a humanoid intelligent life.

The man lay there motionless, as if he had fallen to his death. Wanda on one side couldn't help covering her mouth and leaned closer to Pietro.

"Hey, are you still alive?" Sun Wukong knelt down and poked the man's head with a stick.

"Take off your stick." That person, no, it was Loki, the god of mischief, pulled out his head from the mud, and looked at Monkey King viciously, as if he wanted to chew Monkey King up and swallow him.

Sun Wukong stared at Loki twice, and suddenly realized: "Ah, you are Thor's younger brother, called... Clark, what is his name, it seems that he is not called Baji."

"I'm Loki, you idiot." Loki jumped up from the ground with incredible jumping power, grabbed Monkey King by the collar and shook it fiercely, "It's Loki, Loki, the great god of mischief, Loki Ki, do you understand, remember this name firmly for me, one day..."

Sun Wukong was so dizzy from the shaking that his eyes turned into mosquito coils.

"You're making too much of a joke this time, Loki." Clark rescued Sun Wukong, looking at Loki, obviously considering whether to let him take a one-day trip to the outer world and want to go to the moon It's okay to go and look at the American flag.

Loki restrained his expression and straightened his collar, as if he wasn't the one who yelled just now, he snorted softly: "I just let you see the ugly and beautiful truth, this is the human being chosen by my brother , is really a weak creature conceived from the flower of evil, it's a pity that you didn't let me see a more exciting scene..."

"Maybe I can make you more exciting!" The moment Stark saw Loki's face clearly, he raised his mechanical arm and pointed his palm at Loki's head, and the injector was shining because the charge was over. , he wanted to see if a particle beam could penetrate the head of a god.

"Oh oh oh, it's really scary, I'm about to pee out of your scare." Loki had a trembling expression, "Maybe you want to shoot him more, don't say I didn't give you a chance, I'm sure you guys will turn against each other in the future, you can try your hand first." He changed into Captain America Steve as he spoke, winked at Stark, and deliberately lowered his voice, "What should I say? , oh, this uniform is a bit too tight, justice must prevail!?"

"Oh, God!" Stark screamed, and he almost exploded the reactor with a trembling hand, sending everyone into the sky together.

"Loki!" At this moment of urgency, Thor was brought in by Thor's Hammer, who appeared to have arrived in a hurry, not replacing his homely clothes with a battle suit that looked... beer splattered Comes out with traces, and pizza sauce.

"It's really lingering." Loki rolled his eyes.

Clark smiled at him, and showed the mobile phone in his hand - the power of earth technology, transnational instant message transmission, you deserve it.

"Loki, why did you do something like that, and most importantly, how did you get here on Earth?" Thor grabbed his brother and let him out of the range of the injector.

Loki slowly opened Thor's hand and raised his chin: "I have Odin's permission, my dear brother, do you think Asgard is such an easy place to sneak away? Not dozing off."

"Do you think I'll trust you?"

"Isn't it?"

"What do you say!"

"Hey hey hey, now is not the time for you guys to play bromance." Stark shot between the two, "Thor, Thor, Thor, can you tell me what's going on , you told us that he would pay the price, um, the price, like this?"

Thor coughed twice: "Listen to me, things are not what you see. In short, we must first find out why my father Odin let him come to Earth. I believe there must be a reasonable reason. "

"You believe him?"

"I trust my father."

"Let me think about it, your father, the great god Odin, let a war criminal who caused huge losses and casualties to the earth come again, and broadcast a 3D blockbuster live to the people of the world, causing extreme panic and The confrontation between us and ordinary people... what do you think I will think, I will think that you want to invade the earth, Asgardians." Stark folded his arms and said coldly.

"Yeah, it sounds reasonable." Monkey King, one of the background boards, nodded seriously.

Thor wrapped his arms around Loki's neck tightly, and said viciously: "There must be some misunderstanding in this, what do you think, my dear brother."

"You're taking my breath away..."

"Hey, are they... really gods?" Wanda poked Monkey King secretly.

Sun Wukong frowned and thought for a while: "It seems so, I don't know your gods here, by the way, if there is a chance, I will introduce our gods to you, and the cultivation in the gods is super powerful. "

"Really?" Pietro's eyes glowed.

"Yeah, it's true. Before I came here, I practiced with God. Let me tell you, Barbara. After that, Barbara..."

Under Wanda's increasingly pitiful eyes, Pietro shed a cold sweat.

On the other hand, after "difficult" persuasion - including but not limited to the use of intimidation - Loki "quickly" stated the reason why Odin asked him to come to Earth.

"Actually, I should have come later. It seems that Odin wants you to enjoy a mortal life for a while, but why should I let you do so, brother."

Thor bared his teeth: "This reason sounds good."

Clark touched his chin: "I'm really glad I don't have any brothers, although I'm also the adopted son of my parents, well, I don't have any biological ones either."

"Me too."

Loki showed a proud and provocative smile at Thor: "It's great that you can understand, well, it's not a big deal, Odin's power is gradually declining, and Odin's sleep can't really let him go forever. Strong, he is old, my dear brother, I think he should have died long ago."

"Loki!"

"OK, OK, back to the topic, Odin summoned me before you left, and he told me that Hela, the goddess of death, would return after losing his suppression. According to the prophecy, Asgard will usher in the twilight of the gods, maybe he I want me to say goodbye to you for him and Asgard, after all you have abandoned them and everything, as for me, I am not Asgardian, maybe Odin thinks it is time to set me free..."

Thor shook the hammer in his hand, looked at Loki with squinting eyes: "The second half, hurry up!"

"That's it, I promise you won't miss a word."

"Do you think I'm really that stupid, brother."

"cut!"

Stark changed his standing position, staring at his eyes with dark circles and said, "I said, can you hurry up?"

"I agree with this sentence." Clark's eyes flashed red, and seemed to emit amazing heat, "Maybe I can help you."

"Odin discovered that the prophecy of Ragnarok had a bifurcation that shouldn't have appeared. He needed someone to observe the formation of the bifurcation at a close distance. Maybe he thought I was a good candidate. Well, when it's over, you can let me go Yet."

"Father's strength has not been lost before, how could it be..." Thor looked very suspicious, "Also... the goddess of death?"

"She is the daughter of Loki and the giantess." Clark said, adding an explanation slowly, "It is recorded in the mythology of the earth."

Thor, who instantly turned into a stone statue, and his brother breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and their faces looked much better.

"I don't know who she is, Odin didn't reveal this to me, but it will definitely not be my daughter, definitely!!" Loki's expression was unprecedentedly sincere.

Thor patted Loki's shoulder understandingly: "Jane told me that you and your father are still brothers in the earth myth, don't care too much, really."

"...That's a good job, earthlings."

"So the fork...means Wukong and me." Clark said affirmatively.

Stark seemed no longer interested in this, and he said to Thor: "Look at your brother, Thor, if I touch him again, I can't guarantee that I won't blow his head off, he Wouldn't want to be a tester for my new armor."

"Let's do a mechanical dance." Loki stared at Stark and snapped his fingers suddenly.

Stark froze for a moment, raised his arms stiffly, and twisted his legs.

[Warning, warning, the driver is mentally abnormal, start to eliminate interference...]

"I will send you flowers on this day next year." Stark, who soon woke up, raised his hand and fired a cannon.

Chaos always comes out of nowhere.

When Thor took away his brother who had fainted, Stark calmly fell in front of Clark and Monkey King, and of course the twins, but after watching a heavy fire show at close range, their heads There is still some delay.

"This is the coordinates sent by the captain. Go find him by yourself. I still have a lot of things to do. Come to me if you need something." Stark is obviously not in a good mood, even if he beats Loki, it won't change it. The fact that he was almost hypnotized by Loki for a mechanical dance made his spirits collapse even more, and he desperately needed to get back to being with his armor.

"Are you...are you leaving?" The twins came back to their senses and asked a little disappointed.

"Aren't you going back with us?" Sun Wukong asked strangely.

Wanda blinked: "Is it possible? But we don't have American passports, and...you don't have to..."

"There is an old proverb in the East, it is a small probability event to meet among hundreds of millions of people, so it needs to be cherished. I hope you can accept our help. As for the problem between you and Stark, I think there will be a solution of the day."

Pietro grinned: "He knows we hate him, but he doesn't care at all, heh, what an arrogant bastard."

"He really doesn't need to care about the two of us." Wanda said calmly, "We accept your help...Thank you."

Sun Wukong recalled his first experience in New York and asked, "Do you... still need to go to school?"

"Uh……"

--U.S--

"What is this place? It smells a bit like a broken barbecue." It looked like an abandoned camp, Monkey King rubbed his nose and sneezed uncontrollably.

Clark checked the coordinates that Stark gave them, and they obviously didn't find the wrong place, but the position might need to be shifted.There are obviously extended buildings below this camp, tens of meters deep underground, and nuclear protection measures have been taken, which interferes with Clark's perspective, but Clark sees the elevator leading to the underground, indicating that someone is taking the elevator to enter the underground building.

As soon as the two entered the camp, Monkey King sniffled: "I smell Steve, and...it's Natasha, ah, I haven't seen Natasha for a long time, I can see you here She is so nice!" He twitched his tail happily, he hadn't shown his tail openly for a long time, and now he seemed to be unable to stop, and seemed a little too active.

Clark couldn't help but look at Monkey King's tail, and couldn't help but think of those documentaries, about those creatures with tails, and the explanation of what it means to swing their tails... Cough, cough, he meant, he couldn't help guessing Whether Sun Wukong's tail can also reflect his instinctive emotions really makes the ape curious.

This is really an experience of using organs that cannot generate empathy.

"Clark?" Sun Wukong could fully feel Clark's strange gaze. He couldn't help flicking his tail again, looking at Clark strangely. It wasn't the first day he had a tail. Why did Clark keep staring at it.

"Cough, no, it's nothing, I just... We were discovered." Clark changed the subject nonchalantly.

Steve and Natasha came out cautiously from two corners respectively, holding pistols in their hands, looking at them with doubts and doubts.

"Why are you here?" Natasha approached Sun Wukong and asked him.

Sun Wukong glanced at her blankly: "It was Steve who asked us to come."

"Stark told you?"

Clark already knew that something must have gone wrong: "He gave us a coordinate, and I can be sure that the coordinate message was sent by you."

Steve and Natasha looked at each other.

"I did send Stark a message because something happened, but his response to me was that he was too busy at the moment and it might take a little later to hear me sometime." Steve Frowning, "Looks like someone tricked both of us at the same time, it's not easy."

"So you're not going to find us," Clark concluded.

Steve smiled: "I don't think it should bother you, we are not crybabys who can't work without you."

"So someone wants us to gather here?" Natasha looked around. The place they were in looked like a data room. It must have been a very important place full of electronic noise. This past may go back dozens of years. Years, "This place looks as old as my grandpa, I don't think the data source could be here... oh, I didn't say that."

On a table full of old antiques, a brand new data interface is placed there, enough to attract people's attention.

"So why did you come to this place?" Clark wanted to know what was going on.

"Simply put, S.H.I.E.L.D. has a plan..."

"Insight plan?"

Natasha glanced at Steve and shrugged: "I really thought it was a top-secret plan, yes, it was the damn insight plan, Steve felt something was wrong, and then we have this." She took out a removable storage device.

"Fry went missing and an old friend gave me this," Steve added.

"Old friend?" Natasha raised her eyebrows, "You didn't mention this, I didn't realize it."

"Let's see what's in here first!" Steve avoided Natasha's question.

"Well, you have the final say." Natasha connected the USB flash drive to the data port.

A chattering guy who should be regarded as an intelligent life appeared in front of them.

—it called itself Dr. Zola, or had been.