It's not a superhero, it's a saiyan

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"These guys are a bunch of idiots, s***, are they blind, or is this poor organ just gasping, Cacatello is fighting aliens, aliens, they know What are aliens? Aren’t those silly*movies real aliens? Have they forgotten what happened in New York before? If this kind of guy invades the earth again, these gutless bedbugs are going to use it Is the fat on your body suffocating these horrible guys, ****, why do those despicable guys delete my tweets, and come and scold me if they have the ability, a bunch of bastards, shit..." The bold and fearless high school student Kai Miss Tee yelled angrily, holding a ten-centimeter high-heeled shoe and banging it on the table with the heel. The heavy gothic makeup on her face made her look daunting, at least she was sitting opposite her Peter.Poor Spider-Man.Parker was about to shrink his head into his body.

"Katy, Katie..." Gavin carefully pulled Katie's skirt.

"What are you doing?" Katie sprayed an angry puff of smoke onto Gavin's face, the rose tattoo on the nape of her neck looked more vivid, as if she wanted to wash herself with some blood.

"It's Kakarot." Gavin swallowed, oh, he never knew that the rebellious Miss Katie had such a terrifying side, he thought that he might be able to invite Katie as his dance partner at the prom The idea of ​​​​throwing to the end of the galaxy.

"I..." As soon as Katie heard this name, her blood boiled. The shit-like stupid things that happened behind this name made her uncontrollable anger surge up again. If it wasn't for her damn father to freeze After her account is locked, she will definitely continue to hire people to spray against those maggots whose brains have been eaten by zombies for ten days and ten nights. No, she didn't lose in the first place, if it wasn't for those **** who blocked her All accounts... But the last sliver of sanity allowed her to observe the look of surprise on Gavin's face--a must-have skill for an outstanding lady--prompting her to turn her head and scream.

"Ahhh, Kakarot, what a big surprise..."

Sun Wukong looked at Katie who was hanging on him to take a selfie, and scratched his head. Girls are really strange guys.

"Hey, Katie, you're not really going to send this photo, are you?" Gavin asked nervously as he grasped Katie's phone covered with diamonds.

"Hmph, why not, I'm not afraid of those idiots!" Katie said nonchalantly, brushing up a strand of pink hair that was highlighted and dyed.

Eddie stood gloomyly in a corner with his hands in his pockets, and said coldly: "Your father will go bankrupt, and you will be raped and thrown into the garbage dump as a crib for flies."

The stronger Mike rubbed his arms: "Please don't say such disgusting things."

"Yeah!" Peter, who almost lost his sense of existence, nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice.

"Hey, those guys out there are crazy now, a total mob, they can do anything that will send them to hell..."

"Well, can I talk?" Monkey King raised his hand cautiously.

"Oh, of course, go ahead, it's nice to see you again, I mean you look exactly the same as when we first met, and neither do I, no, I was so stupid back then, you'd rather Forget it, you can completely trust us, we will never betray you." Katie was a little incoherent with excitement, but Peter next to her swore with his keen senses that Katie definitely didn't do this because of Cacatello's appearance Excitement, at least not entirely, probably, is incomprehensible.

He really liked girls like Gwen more.

"Are you okay?" Peter asked with concern. He just tweeted from the standpoint of Spider-Man, and was almost scolded into depression by the turbulent flow of people. He didn't know that Kakaro at the center of this incident How much it has been affected.

Monkey King looked at Peter strangely, and then at himself who was fully dressed and even washed his face: "I'm fine, I just came to see you when I was full!"

"...I feel like a fool." Peter covered his face.

"You are indeed a little fool." Katie laughed.

"So are you going to beat up those people outside?" Mike asked excitedly, shaking his fist.

"Hey?"

"It's those guys who say you are monsters and should be guarded..."

Sun Wukong pulled a chair and sat on it, resting his head on the back of the chair, and yawned: "But what they said has nothing to do with me, I won't give up and become stronger because of this kind of guy, They can't beat me anyway." He showed his arm muscles confidently.

"Hmph, I just said that you don't have to worry about this kind of single-celled organisms." Eddie had an extra dagger in his hand, as if he wanted to poke at Monkey King.

"You crazy!" Katie snarled.

"You are!"

"..."

"..."

Peter didn't want to admit that the four guys who were inexplicably pinching each other were his friends. He leaned over to Monkey King, thought for a while and asked, "Where is Mr. Kent, is he okay?" He was a little worried, after all, he was just like him Mr. Superman, who hides his identity, is not a nervous guy like Monkey King.

"Clark went home, he was worried about Jonathan and Martha." Sun Wukong finally couldn't help sighing, "Those people are really strange, no matter how powerful we are, it has nothing to do with them, and we will protect them, I’ve done the same thing before, and it’s obvious that everyone is very happy.”

Peter, who is not yet an adult, feels that he really doesn't know how to answer this kind of question. In fact, he is a little confused until now, although he has also suffered a lot of verbal attacks after becoming Spider-Man. representative——but this kind of global condemnation still makes him at a loss, and those who can give him some answers seem to avoid this topic deliberately in front of him, such as his respected Mr. Stark.

"The view that is slowly gaining mainstream is to establish a regulatory mechanism for superheroes..." Peter paused here. From the concepts he learned in school, he felt that the forces cruising outside the rules should be controlled , just like the fascinating world of physics and chemistry, the feeling of mastering them is so wonderful, but...he felt that something was not right, to be honest, he lost sleep for several days because of it.

"Hmm!" Sun Wukong seemed to think for a while, and struck his right fist and left palm together, "I don't quite understand what they want to do, anyway, Clark is much smarter than me, he must know what to do, I just listen to him, um, that's right."

"Okay!" Peter spread out on the chair like a discouraged ball. Anyway, his little Spider-Man can't change anything. When he needs him, he just needs to work harder.

"Then you guys now..."

"We are going to continue traveling!" Sun Wukong showed his white teeth.

"??" Peter couldn't keep up with his thoughts at all.

"I'll send you a postcard. I'm here to tell you this. If the time is running out, I'll go first. Goodbye everyone."

"..."

The group of four who had finished pinching each other stood there dumbfounded, watching Monkey King disappear without a trace with a white mark in the sky.

God witness, this is definitely not the development they imagined.

"I haven't had a photo with Cacatello yet, bragging to my future grandson that the evidence of his grandpa's feat of being on the opposite side of the world is gone..."

Peter covered his face again, he really didn't want to admit that he really had these four friends, and he was the only four friends in school who really talked to him... There is a Chinese word for it, [爆胤相相]?

Just then, Peter's cell phone rang. The specially set ringtone indicated that it was a friend from Spider-Man's world, and the very saucy melody only represented one person.

Tony.Iron Man doesn't look very good.Stark.

Sun Wukong soon flew over the North Pole. This was the place he agreed to meet with Clark. No matter how late he was, he could feel that Clark was a little unhappy recently. Unfortunately, he is not very proficient in the skills of enlightening and comforting others. Maybe... …He should find him for a fight, he thinks this is the best way to do it when he is in a bad mood~~ "I don't know how Mr. Wutian and the others are doing now, it's a pity that I only saw Kurin last time." I don't know if he was infected by Clark, and Sun Wukong also recalled the past. It is really a happy thing to find his own earth. Unfortunately, he is still too weak to really open the passage home.

"You still have to work hard to practice, um, yo, you have to work hard!"

"Ow~"

"Hey, aren't you Taro, you've grown up a bit!"

"Ow~"

"Do you want to challenge me, no problem, but I will not show mercy..."

"Ow!"

When Clark settled down with his parents—in fact, it was the whole Smallville—and went to the agreed place to meet Monkey King. With his super vision, he saw a scene of humans fighting against polar bears in a distant place. The man named Taro The little guy was hiding not far away, looking bruised and swollen.

Clarke was also amazed at the vivid and human metaphor he used on the face of a polar bear.

"Hey, Clark, I just warmed up, do you want to play a game?" Sun Wukong pressed the polar bear's head, turned his head and asked happily.

Clark twisted his neck, looking at Sun Wukong with malicious intent: "Well, this is exactly what I want!"