It's not a superhero, it's a saiyan

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"Tail!"

"It's true." Sun Wukong said depressedly.

"But it's really a tail. Look, how flexible it moves." Peter, still wearing a hood, stared at Monkey King's tail, and still didn't want to believe that his friend suddenly had an extra body part. He had grabbed it with his hands very rudely before, but now he was still eager to move, and it took a lot of perseverance to restrain his impulse.

Sun Wukong almost wanted to give Peter a supercilious look. He never thought it was such a strange thing to have a tail before—although Bulma was also frightened at the time—but now he has the urge to take off his tail again. God knows why Just touching that strange blue square, the tail that was removed by God grew back.

"So you really aren't from Earth, Kakarot?" Peter finally couldn't help asking in a low voice. This question had been in his mind for several days, and he couldn't even concentrate when he was in school. Couldn't help but ask out.

"Uh..." Sun Wukong tilted his head, this is really a difficult question to answer, "I grew up on Earth, but I know I am a Saiyan."

Hearing this answer, Peter still felt...something was wrong, but he felt that he had already asked too much, even as a friend, he should not push further, so he closed his mouth tightly and began to digest his words. The fact that the friend is an alien.

Because of the invasion that happened a few days ago, he actually doesn't like aliens at all, but Sun Wukong can obviously be that exception.

"Ah, the earth I'm talking about is actually not your earth, although I don't know why they are called the earth." Monkey King thought for a while and added.

"..." Peter couldn't help swallowing his saliva, and suddenly didn't want to delve into this question any more, so he changed the subject directly, "You guys have disappeared for so long, and Thanksgiving is coming soon, do you have any plans?"

"Clark said that we're going to his parents for vacation." Sun Wukong had obviously made arrangements, but he didn't understand why they only stayed in that strange space for a short period of time, and dozens of days had passed outside.When Clark called his boss to explain the incident, he could feel the spit coming from his phone.

"Is it Kansas?" Peter said enviously, "I'm afraid I won't be able to go anywhere this Thanksgiving. My uncle and aunt think it's too dangerous outside now, and we'd better stay at home. Of course, we can't blame them. What happened in the sky is really terrible, if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I couldn’t believe that there are aliens, and they have such bad intentions towards us, of course you are different, Kakarot.” He continued Quickly added.

Sun Wukong, who has no alien self-consciousness at all, gives Peter an inexplicable look and wags his own tail, thinking he'd better find a way to hide it, in fact he has experienced a lot of exaggerated reactions after seeing his tail Yes, earlier, when he helped to rescue the severely damaged blocks after the teleportation channel was closed, even with his thick nerves, he could feel that everyone's attention seemed to be on his tail , Iron Man even stretched out his hand suddenly just like Peter, but fortunately, he is not as reactive as he was when he was a child, as if he was caught by some fatal weakness.

It's just that Iron Man was punched out because of his overreaction. Poor Mr. Stark was exhausted after a big battle. His armor was already scarred and lacked energy support. Sun Wukong's punch directly made him fainted.

Peter on the one side still couldn't restrain his eyes and glanced at his tail, then quickly turned his eyes back to his mobile phone. The topic of aliens appearing to wreak havoc in New York had already ignited the social circle on the Internet. The sign that the heat has dissipated is that he—of course, this refers to Spiderman—has a strong sense of presence, so he can't help but want to find relevant content to take a look, and the secret joy and embarrassment in his heart are almost intertwined Together, but the most popular are naturally Iron Man and Superman.

Of course, Iron Man has always been the one that attracts the most attention, but this time the most curious and sought after by the public is Superman who seems to appear out of thin air. His strength is as much talked about as his figure.

Of course, this incident miraculously did not cause major casualties, and ordinary people did not know that they almost witnessed a nuclear explosion in a metropolis with a population of nearly 21 million in the [-]st century, so all their enthusiasm was overwhelmed. Spent on chasing those heroes.

However, the most unbelievable thing for Peter is that no one has discovered that the superman who appeared this time is Clark, the reporter of the "Daily Horn" who was active in the front line of this incident.Kent.

Looking up at Monkey King again, Peter took a few deep breaths before letting himself ask. He didn't think they were in a suitable place to talk about Clark, after all, Clark had not disclosed his identity.

They are not actually on the ground now, but on the huge air battleship of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Peter will stay here because he is a minor. According to SHIELD, they must ensure that he has not been affected in any way by this incident, which may refer to mental ones, and he needs to stay and observe for a few days. They've got the perfect excuse for him at school and with his loved ones anyway.

And Sun Wukong is here purely because he may need a new place to live, and he was fired by his real boss, Mr. It is obviously more convenient to be in S.H.I.E.L.D., at least the restaurant on the battleship is still delicious and provides unlimited food.

"Kakarot, your other name is the one I can't call. Is there anything special?" Peter, who was addicted to swiping his phone again, suddenly looked up and asked.

"Hey?" Sun Wukong blinked, "Is there?"

"Do you still remember the debate about your nickname, that is, the one that has a dedicated voting website and gambling game?" Peter said with some enthusiasm, not thinking it was a boring thing at all, "Now there is a The number of votes for the proposal has far surpassed that of No.2. Almost all of them are from East Asian IPs. Of course, the number of votes for No.2 has also increased considerably. The main force is the South Asian subcontinent. It is impossible for other proposals to catch up with them. You Do you think your nickname will be born from these two?" He almost stuffed the phone screen under Sun Wukong's nose, "Although I don't understand the meaning of the combination of those words at all, it seems that they all come from They almost started arguing with themselves about the myth of Asia, as if it was some serious problem..."

"..."

"Are you two okay?" Maria, an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.Ms. Hill approached, holding a tray, and offered them each a drink. "It's non-alcoholic."

"I think it's not bad." Facing Ms. Hill, Peter couldn't help being a little nervous, "The scenery outside is very beautiful." After he finished speaking, he subconsciously glanced at the porthole they were facing, and was a little embarrassed to find that there was nothing but There is nothing in the cloud cover.

"Actually, I think this place is a bit boring." Ms. Hill took a drink herself and sat down beside them. "But I can tell you some good news. We will leave here tomorrow." She There seemed to be a smile, "For Thanksgiving."

"That's great." Peter couldn't help cheering, he was actually fed up with floating in the sky all day, and he had to face a dead-faced child psychologist, thinking of the hourly fee he charged. Peter couldn't help but complain about the high consulting fees.

"Unfortunately, they have left first," Ms. Hill said, and it was obvious who they were referring to.

Peter let out an "ah" in disappointment. Although he had already asked for autographs and group photos of every Avenger, who wouldn't want to spend more time with them? They are all true heroes.

"Actually, there is one more thing, Mr. Sun. We have contacted your friend Mr. Kent. He has found a new residence. Of course, we have also provided some suggestions. It will be more hidden and less likely to be harassed." Hill When the lady mentioned Clark, her tone subtly paused.

Peter turned his head elsewhere. He actually couldn't see it at all. Did Director Fury and the S.H.I.E.L.D. two different people.

"Can't live in the original place?" Sun Wukong was actually a little bit reluctant.

"After all this incident, we can't guarantee that your life will not be disturbed." Ms. Hill said, "Mr. Stark suggested that you can live in the Stark Building that he is about to complete. They have a complete security system, but Mr Kent did not agree to that suggestion."

"At least it won't be so easy for Katie and the others to find you after changing places." Peter held his chin and said, he could already imagine his life being annoyed to death by them.

"That's really great." Sun Wukong nodded in agreement.

As Thanksgiving approached, despite a previous tragedy, the whole city was alive again, people were indulging in the excitement of shopping and preparing big meals, even near the severely damaged Grand Central Station. Gradually get rid of the original terrible traces of destruction.

Monkey King is packing up and saluting, preparing to go to his hometown of Smallville with Clark to spend the Thanksgiving holiday. Clark has already managed to book a trip on this traffic-heavy day, ensuring that they can arrive smoothly before Thanksgiving. .

As the price of his disappearance for nearly a month to "travel" and the normal vacation, Clark had to give Mr. James an exclusive interview with Superman after returning from vacation.If the interview draft does not satisfy him, he will have to say goodbye to him for the next two years of vacation.

There is no way for them to find time to go to Asgard without a holiday. Of course, it is because of the problem of the Rubik's Cube. They have already received Thor's invitation. , God King Odin might be able to help, if he wanted to.

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The author has something to say:

I adjusted the timeline, because the day before Thanksgiving in 2012 is October [-]th of the lunar calendar.

PS: I played with the stalk of the comment, I hope you don't mind.