Disabled bosses survive by playing cats

Chapter 46

Now everyone is awake at once.

Lu Qiao finally knew what was the sense of disobedience and the vague smell of blood that he felt when he came here.

Omg.

That's right, they are all spirits in China, but it's different in other countries, their spirits are vampires.

Lu Qiao still added a lot of useless knowledge.

But vampires...

Lu Qiao hurriedly looked at Lan Xinyou and Ying Li.

"This... is this a hidden camera?" Ying Li hurriedly raised his head and looked for cameras everywhere, but after looking for a long time, he didn't see anything that looked like a camera.

Ying Li was taken aback.

This is a prank?

Ying Li's mind was in confusion. Just as he was thinking this way, the vampire on the opposite side showed his fangs. Their scarlet eyes glowed red under the moonlight. Their eyes were extremely bright, as if they saw some precious prey. It is unprecedented dignified.

Ying Li is also a child raiser, he probably knows that there is still some metaphysics in this world, but vampires are beyond common sense!

At such a moment beyond his imagination, he did not forget to care about his two "little beauties".

"Don't be nervous, this may be a prank by this homestay, or a prank by the show crew." Ying Li still didn't believe it was true, and he tried his best to show his demeanor as a big brother.

He looked at Lu Qiao and Lan Xinyou, only to find that the two of them looked at the vampire seriously and took a defensive posture.

Sure enough, it was their prank, otherwise how could they be so calm.

There were three vampires in total, besides the boss, there were two other employees of the hotel, they were looking directly at Lu Qiao and Lan Xinyou.

Just when Ying Li thought so, the store took the initiative, he seemed to be speeding up, he was still at the door just now, and in an instant he was in the small garden, rushing in front of them.

Ying Li was already standing in the front, now he has to bear the most direct attack from the shop owner, he wanted to escape, but there was no time at all.

Just when Ying Li thought he was going to be slapped, Lu Qiao stretched out his hand and pushed him aside, and took a step forward.

"Lu Qiao!" Ying Li was startled, and he called out Lu Qiao's name in panic.

Lu Qiao did not need to be reminded by Ying Li, he had nimbly retreated, grabbed an arm of the shopkeeper, and threw him out.

These vampires have a lot of messy causes and effects that he can't understand. He tried to move these causes and effects, but the two clerks who were still standing at the door showed painful expressions on their faces.

The shopkeeper wanted to attack, but Lu Qiao successfully used the housekeeping skills of a kitten. He dodged lightly, and even turned several somersaults. up.

The shop owner didn't expect that Lu Qiao could injure his two affiliated vampires through the air with such agility, so he took a half step back cautiously, his eyes wandering between Lan Xinyou and Ying Li.

Seeing Ying Li, the shop owner couldn't help showing a disgusted expression.

Ying Li: "..." Why do I feel despised.

"What the hell are you guys?!" Ying Li grabbed the necklace around his neck subconsciously, his back was thrown, and it still hurts, but he can't care about these now.

His brain was bewildered.

Any fool would know that this is not a prank, it is obviously true!

However, if the person in front of him is really a vampire, what is Luqiao?

And Lan Xinyou.

He looked at Lan Xinyou, and found that he was still in that defensive posture ready to strike at any time.

Why is he so calm!

Is he dreaming now?

Ying Li pinched himself.

painful.

Or is it that his 40 years of life have been wasted, this is the correct way to open this world.

"Should we solve them, or they will touch the people in the homestay." Lu Qiao was analyzing very hard.

"You can solve it as you say, how to solve it?" Lan Xinyou was glad that he originally wanted to test Luqiao, so he still carried two talisman papers with him, but there were still a few, so it would be better to get some more.

His talisman has never been tried on local monsters, let alone imported international vampires.

He didn't learn any relevant knowledge in the family's classroom!

This is Lan Xinyou's first time participating in a reality show, and he encountered such an exciting thing.

"Lan Xinyou, you are a Taoist priest, can you seal them?" Lu Qiaochang had never seen a vampire at his age, so he thought that Lan Xinyou was also a Taoist priest, so he should be better than him.

He had no choice but to seek help from Lan Xinyou, who should be well-informed.

Lan Xinyou was also stupid.

"Damn, this is the first time I've even seen a little monster in China. Where can I go to meet a vampire, let alone a seal." Lan Xinyou wanted to scold her, but now he couldn't get a few more talisman papers.

Ying Li:?

what are they talking about.

Taoist priest? !

monster?

Ying Li's worldview is crumbling.

They still had time to talk leisurely here, and the vampires couldn't wait for them there. The three vampires looked at each other and rushed towards them directly.

Lan Xinyou directly took out two talismans, and "swish, swish, swish" flew towards the two shop assistants, while Lu Qiao continued to deal with the shop manager.

Ying Li curled up on the ground in fright,

The movement of their fighting was not small, and soon the people who had been resting in the homestay heard the noise and started to get up.

Lan Xinyou's spells are still very useful. When he uses two spells, he uses one at a time.

The trouble is Lu Qiao, the store manager is the most powerful Lu Qiao's ability, and it doesn't include attacking, the poor kitty is chased by him and flees everywhere.

Ying Li was quite conscientious, instead of running away, he helped pick up the stone from the ground and threw it on the head of the store manager.

The store manager stopped chasing Luqiao, he turned his head and looked at Ying Li with a sinister look.

It was too late to say it, and it was too late for Lu Qiao and Lan Xinyou. Seeing that Ying Li was about to be beaten up by the vampire, a gust of wind came from nowhere, and rolled Ying Li to the side. Lu Qiao and Lan Xinyou Yu looked at the time, one by one, the store manager finally fell down too.

Ying Li wept with joy.

He looked up and saw Jiang Kun coming out of the house.

what!

It's all right now, Jiang Kun must have seen the current scene, his worldview must have been broken!

"Are you all right, why are there still vampires?" Jiang Kun frowned.

The expression on Ying Li's face froze.

It turns out that he is the only one who doesn't understand the whole picture of the world, right?

Jiang Kun quickly hid the three comatose people with the wind, and comforted the staff, saying that Lu Qiao and the others were sobering up outside, and everyone told them to go to sleep as soon as they heard it, and continue shooting tomorrow, so don't waste energy.

Jiang Kun agreed.

When Jiang Kun returned to the yard, Lu Qiao and Lan Xinyou had already tied up the three vampires.

"Let's untie them when we are about to leave at dawn tomorrow. They will definitely not dare to call the police." Lan Xinyou put her hands on her hips.

Ying Li: "..."

Although he raised little ghosts, he never thought that he would be inserted into the world of fantasy and crime!

He looked at the other three people with normal expressions, and felt that he was in a trance.

"We still have to watch them, let's take turns." Lan Xinyou made his own suggestion.

The result of their discussion was that Lu Qiao and Lan Xinyou were in the same class, and Jiang Kun and Ying Li were in the same class.

There is no way, Jiang Kun is the strongest, so he has to bring the weakest.

"Then let's go to bed first, and come over to replace the shift at two o'clock in the morning." Jiang Kun said.

Lu Qiao and Lan Xinyou had no objections, Jiang Kun yawned and went back to sleep. In order not to disturb the singer, he had to share a room with Ying Li.

Ying Li looked at Jiang Kun who was lying down and fell asleep, and always felt that it was even more ridiculous.

Did such a big thing happen, did he just go to sleep?

Shouldn't he explain to him what's going on?Or do you take it for granted that vampires, Taoist priests and monsters are necessary common sense for human beings?What is the content of the nine-year compulsory education? He, a nine-year-old fish, didn't learn it.

When Ying Li was still doubting his life, Lu Qiao and Lan Xinyou had to watch vampires outside.

The town at night is very quiet, there is no one on the street, and there is still a silvery white moonlight shining from the full moon in the sky, illuminating the whole land at a glance.

"Hey, rabbit spirit." Lan Xinyou was barking again.

Lu Qiao ignored him.

He is not a rabbit spirit.

"Don't worry, I won't touch you while you're abroad." Lan Xinyou originally wanted to settle Luqiao directly abroad.

But there are too many people, and if there is a problem with access, their program team can't afford to go around. Maybe it will escalate the matter and cause a lot of condemnation on the Internet. Now he has more reasons not to attack Lu Qiao for the time being.

Compared with foreign vampires, he is still more pro-local rabbit spirit.

At least one of our own.

The night was getting deeper and the chill was getting worse, Lu Qiao wrapped tightly the little blanket he just brought out of the house.

Seeing that it was almost time to change shifts, the trio of vampires who had been knocked out let out a muffled groan.

Lu Qiao immediately looked over vigilantly, even though Lan Xinyou was also the enemy to him, but under the power of the vampire, the two of them unconsciously clinged a little closer.

The vampire opened his eyes.

When they found out that they were tied up, their emotions immediately became emotional.

"%%￥*&..."

Lu Qiao secretly glanced at Lan Xinyou next to him, he is illiterate, does Lan Xinyou know what he is talking about?

Unexpectedly, Lan Xinyou also secretly glanced at him.

"..."

It's over, two illiterates get together.

"Aren't you human? Shouldn't you have been to school? Since you have been to school, why can't you understand what foreigners are saying." Lu Qiao was angrily.

Lan Xinyou was also depressed: "My academic performance is not very good, and people don't speak English, I only know this foreign language."

The expressions on the faces of the three vampires changed unpredictably as they spoke. They were quite excited at first, but they didn't know what to say later. They seemed to have a little threat and triumph on their faces.

Then they were talking to two illiterates, and they could only see the two illiterates staring at each other in horror, before falling into endless silence.

ha!Are you afraid?

Just as Lu Qiao and Lan Xinyou took out their mobile phones and turned on the translator, the three vampires on the opposite side suddenly raised their heads and let out a long howl.

"They're vampires and not werewolves, what are they howling in the middle of the night?" Lan Xinyou stood up while complaining.

Needless to say, there must be their reasons for howling like this. He wanted to knock the three vampires unconscious before the situation got worse.

Not allowed to be good, not allowed to be bad.

After the three vampires finished howling, a dense group of dark people suddenly appeared above the clear and bright night.

Depend on!

Lu Qiao and Lan Xinyou raised their heads, only to see a large group of small bats flying over with flapping wings.

Don't tell them these little bats are all vampires!

"Jiang Kun! Run! There are so many vampires!" Lu Qiao yelled into the room regardless of whether the staff could hear him or not.

Lu Qiao looked at the little bat and then at the homestay. He gritted his teeth and prepared to attract the little bat to run away. Jiang Kun had already got up, and he flew out directly as a golden eagle.

He bites a little bat and claws a little bat.

The only good news is that these little bats seem to be little bats, not real vampires.

Jiang Kun solved it easily, but the movement was too loud.

The staff got up, even if there was a drunken madness outside, they couldn't be crazy like this.

The other B&Bs heard such a big commotion, and the lights were turned on sparsely, and many people came out of the B&Bs.

After Jiang Kun urgently dealt with a bunch of little bats, Lan Xinyou and Lu Qiao took the opportunity to stun the three vampires again.

After finally solving these things, Lu Qiao and Lan Xinyou were just about to breathe a sigh of relief when they suddenly found that many people had gathered around them.

Lu Qiao and Lan Xinyou: "..."

Ying Li unscrupulously squeezed into the crowd.

Let the monsters solve the matter by themselves, and he, an ordinary person, should not be involved.

"Lan Xinyou, Lu Qiao, what are you doing!" The program team was shocked.

Didn't you come out to shoot the show?Didn't you say you were drunk and crazy?How can you tie up the owner of the shop, and just now they saw with their own eyes that these two people knocked him out with a punch.

This is a crime!

And it was still on the way of filming, in other people's country, committing crimes against their own people.

The brains of the program crew went down.

When they were still thinking about how to solve it, they saw other foreigners were already standing outside the yard.

Soon after, the police from the town also arrived.

The translators of the program group seemed to be confronting them and talking about something.

The people in the program group were still pulling Lu Qiao and Lan Xinyou to ask them what was going on, and then the two of them maintained an excellent tacit understanding, and no one opened their mouths.

When everyone fully realized, it was after the two of them were locked into the police station by the small town police.

Ying Li pinched himself.

painful.

"..." When monsters fight, do they also have to go to the police station?

Jiang Kun, who hadn't appeared for a long time, slowly appeared behind Ying Li. The singer who was sleeping like a dead pig just woke up. He rubbed his eyes: "What happened."

"Why is it so noisy?" the singer wondered.

The singer's assistant is also in chaos now, he grabbed the singer and said, "Brother, you can't even think of it!"

singer:?

"Lu Qiao and Lan Xinyou kidnapped the owner of the homestay!"

singer:!

"It even knocked people out!"

singer:? ?

"Now I have been caught by the police and taken to the police station!" The assistant's generalization ability is quite strong, and he summed up the whole situation in a few sentences.

And the singer who just woke up pinched his thigh fiercely.

what.

Isn't he awake?Not asleep, not dreaming.

Lu Qiao and Lan Xinyou were shivering in the police station.

"What will we do next?" Lu Qiao asked Lan Xinyou.

"How would I know!" Lan Xinyou said angrily.

He is a popular trafficker, and he was seized by the police abroad. If the media finds out about this matter, it will be fine. His life will be over!

"You are a Taoist priest, shouldn't you often experience such problems?" Lu Qiao asked seriously.

"How is it possible!" Lan Xinyou screamed.

Thinking about it, I'm going to die of anger. It was obvious that the three vampires attacked them first and provoked them. They turned around and just subdued him. Now it seems that they committed a crime.

I don't really want to leave a record.

The policemen outside were chattering and chatting. Lu Qiao was nervous at first, but then he was so sleepy that he couldn't take it anymore and yawned.

"I'm going to sleep, call me if something happens." Lu Qiao curled up into a ball.

"How could you just sleep like this? You know, if the worst outcome happens, we might go to jail." Lan Xinyou was going crazy. If he was still outside and could contact his family, he could still ask Ask the adults in the family how to solve these problems, but he is locked here now.

"It doesn't matter, anyway, you're the only one in jail. If it's really impossible, I'll just turn into a rabbit and run out. Anyway, there's grass everywhere, so I can always live." Lu Qiao looked at Lan Xinyou sincerely.

Anyway, Lan Xinyou himself said that he belongs to a rabbit, so let him misunderstand, and he doesn't want to explain that he is a kitten.

Lan Xinyou: "..."

What Lu Qiao said was so reasonable, he couldn't refute it at all, and he also felt that this plan was very feasible.

Terrible.

What kind of vulnerable groups are Taoists?

Lu Qiao rolled into a ball and fell asleep.

Lan Xinyou continued to stay and be a screaming groundhog.

Lu Qiao was woken up by the noise. He saw the policemen who arrested him standing outside holding batons, their faces were menacing, and they were chattering. Before they could react, the policeman closed the cell door. He opened it and signaled them to come out.

"Those vampires don't want to sue us, do they?" Lan Xinyou thought about it all night. He was the main force in fighting vampires, and he was in fear all night without sleep. Big dark circles.

Lu Qiao tilted his head: "Then I can only turn into a rabbit and run away."

Lan Xinyou almost didn't come up in one breath.

Let's talk about fighting, it was obvious that the four of them fought together, and in the end only he and Lu Qiao were arrested, and when they came in, Lu Qiao still had a universal way to escape, and he alone took care of everything.

Lan Xinyou tremblingly followed the police outside, only to find that people outside were standing row after row.

My God, such a big fight, is this the whole town having an affair with a vampire?

After thinking about the last way to escape, Lu Qiao has calmed down.

If it doesn't work, I will turn into a kitten and let them take care of them back.

Just when he was thinking this way, he heard a very familiar voice calling him: "Lu Qiao."

With his head down, Lu Qiao's eyes widened suddenly. He raised his head in disbelief, thinking that he had an auditory hallucination, and when he really looked forward, he found that Gu Yu was actually standing in front of him.

Lu Qiao trembled subconsciously, wanting to run away, but before he could move, Gu Yu had already stepped forward two steps and walked in front of him.

The anxiety on Gu Yu's face couldn't be concealed: "Are you okay?"

"I, I'm fine." Lu Qiao replied stammeringly.

He hadn't seen Gu Yu for a long time, and the person who thought about it day and night suddenly stood in front of him, and asked him how he was doing kindly, Lu Qiao's nervous heart almost jumped out of his throat.

At first, he didn't feel much. After all, he was better than Lan Xinyou who was also arrested. He was not a star, not a trafficker, and he still had a final retreat.

But when he saw Gu Yu, all the grievances he had been suppressing in his heart burst out inexplicably.

If it wasn't for Gu Yu not wanting him to become a human, he wouldn't have run away. If he hadn't run away, he wouldn't have had to go abroad to work with Jiang Kun, and he wouldn't have met or been beaten by vampires. , and there is no need to fight back against vampires.

Now you won't be caught.

Lu Qiao knew that his idea was very wrong, but he couldn't bear it at all, and he became more and more wronged.

Lu Qiao, who had just woken up and had one more guarantee than Lan Xinyou, suddenly had red circles in his eyes, who looked a little smug.

Big tears fell from his eye sockets.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu." Lu Qiao bit his lip and cried into a little bun.

Lan Xinyou:?

He was so upset just now, and he shouldn't be the one who suffered the most. Why did this guy cry like this, making it seem like he bullied Lu Qiao inside.

Gu Yu pulled Lu Qiao into his arms, suppressed his anger and said something to those policemen.

Lu Qiao originally wanted to lean on him a little, but after Gu Yu made this move, he couldn't help it anymore. He secretly raised his hand and grabbed Gu Yu's clothes.

Lan Xinyou stood aside in confusion.

He secretly glanced at Gu Yu twice more.

This person looks so familiar. Who is it? I seem to have seen him somewhere. Is he a celebrity?

This monster is really good at mixing.

Now anyone who walks close to Lu Qiao will be classified as a monster.

Gu Yu seemed to have finished speaking, he wiped Lu Qiao's tears: "Let's go out first, the matter has been resolved."

"Is it solved?" Lan Xinyou's eyes lit up.

Gu Yu turned his head, as if he finally saw his existence, he frowned in disgust, and glanced at Lan Xinyou: "Yes."

Lan Xinyou was a little angry at first, what kind of attitude is this person, and then he suddenly remembered that he is a monster, he is a Taoist priest, and the monster did not keep him in, but rescued him together, which is already showing great kindness.

There were many people standing outside, and the director rushed up immediately when he saw them.

Lan Xinyou was so frightened that she closed her eyes.

Niangle, I'm going to be scolded.

"I'm really sorry for putting you through this kind of thing. We should have done an investigation in advance." The director originally wanted to shake Lu Qiao's hand, but it turned out that there was no room for Lu Qiao to be hugged by Gu Yu. There is no room for a handshake, so he can only hold Lan Xinyou's hands.

Lan Xinyou:?

What is the trouble here.

"We've all heard about it. It turns out that this homestay is a black shop, and they actually want to sneak up on you and steal things." The assistant director also rushed up.

Everyone has a look of emotion.

No wonder the other B&Bs are full of people, but this B&B has no one in it. Who would have thought that there would be a black shop in a small town that looks good.

But what was even more unexpected was the combat effectiveness of Lu Qiao and Lan Xinyou.

"It's really amazing that you can turn against the customer and knock them down." The assistant director was very excited.

"You're not injured, you've suffered so much." The director looked at Lan Xinyou back and forth.

Lan Xinyou waved his hand, still a little confused: "It's okay, I'm fine, just a little sleepy."

Lu Qiao broke free from Gu Yu's arms, he sniffed, his red and pitiful appearance made others feel distressed.

"Our Luqiao is suffering." The director came over to touch him, but Gu Yu blocked him.

Lu Qiao took a step back silently, out of Gu Yu's range.

Although I don't know why Gu Yu is here, but he and Gu Yu haven't reconciled yet.

He was just about to say a few words to the director when Gu Yu, who was standing in front of him, suddenly went limp and was about to fall. Lu Qiao stretched out his hand to help him without thinking about it, and hugged Gu Yu again.