Disabled bosses survive by playing cats

"Didn't you say you couldn't run?"

"How can this be the same!" Lu Qiao screamed.

Lu Qiao curled up his tail desperately. He turned over and rolled himself into a ball. He even closed his tail and ears on guard, leaving only a pair of big yellow eyes looking at him vigilantly on the black ball.

"I blow it myself!" said the little black ball sullenly.

Gu Yu looked at him with interest: "Actually, you really want me to blow it to you."

"How come!!" The little black cat showed its pink tongue excitedly.

"Then why don't you run away?"

Lu Qiao heard that his big eyes seemed to be filled with water vapor, and he looked extremely wronged: "Didn't I tell you, I won't run, and you said that I just took a shower, and running on the ground would hurt me." Dirty yourself."

The cheerful smile on Gu Yu's face faded a bit: "You are obedient."

His hands clenched slightly, trembling slightly.

"I'm not the kind of cat who doesn't keep promises." Lu Qiao muttered.

"I won't get myself dirty, can I sleep with you at night?" Black Tuantuan asked.

Gu Yu turned his face away: "... Whatever you want."

Chapter 7

"Then can I blow... my tail now?" Hei Tuantuan pushed forward.

"Blow it yourself, it's not easy to hold a hair dryer." Gu Yu threw the cat on the bed, put the hair dryer on the bed again, turned around and didn't look at him.

After Lu Qiao made sure that Gu Yu would not forget to look here, he hurriedly blown his tail.

The screen of Gu Yu's phone was on, and his fingers were swipe aimlessly on the screen, so that he could barely calm down.

He glanced at the time on his phone, and it took only more than an hour, less than two hours, since he met this cat... this demon cat.

Gu Yu never trusted anyone since he was a child, maybe he had a little bit in his previous life, but after his rebirth, he completely lost it.

In the end, he was actually moved by a black cat's words for a second.

He is as clean and pure as a transparent crystal.

Gu Yu tried his best to look at him as a scheming stranger. He suggested countless times of psychological defense in the past hour or so, but he was always easily teased by this stupid cat.

Gu Yu supported his forehead.

Forget it, it's just a cat, but it's still so useful, just keep it by your side.

Gu Yu glanced at the time: "Are you ready?"

"Okay, okay." Lu Qiao was finally able to shake his hair. He shook his hair several times comfortably, and sat obediently, waiting for Gu Yu to turn his head.

Gu Yu turned his head.

Gu Yu glanced at the fine black hairs that were clearly visible on the light-colored sheets.

"........."

Gu Yu slapped the little black cat on the face.

"Woooooo! What are you doing? Did I do something wrong!" Lu Qiao didn't understand what he did wrong again.

"Your existence is a mistake." Gu Yu said with a gloomy face.

"Wow, you're too much, you wouldn't be able to make it through today without me!" Lu Qiao was furious.

Gu Yu withdrew his hand, thinking that he had promised the cat to sleep on the bed at night 3 minutes ago.

There is definitely no regrets now.

Gu Yu took a deep breath.

Forget it, anyway, after washing, the hair that falls off is also clean hair.

He glanced at the time on his phone, and for the first time, he hoped that the nanny would come quickly.

"By the way, it's time to eat now. I'm hungry. What should we have for lunch?" Lu Qiao didn't eat breakfast today. After all, he slept until noon every day and only ate lunch and dinner.

Even if I ran all the way without eating, I even took a shower, not to mention spending more energy and energy, and now I am hungry.

"What do you want to eat, mice and fish?" Gu Yu asked casually.

Although the nanny will be driven away by him, but this is a traditional art, so the nanny will prepare meals in the refrigerator the night before, ready to be driven away by himself at any time, and he is not short of food now.

"Don't think so narrowly! I'm a cat demon, not a cat!" Lu Qiao became numb, and he couldn't tell how many times he had emphasized it.

"So what to eat?"

"I can eat anything. I'll eat whatever you eat." Lu Qiao was drooling when he said that. He couldn't get any delicious food in the forest himself, so it would be good if he could cook it well.

He heard from his grandma that human beings are very good at cooking, and the food they cook is delicious. If he didn't dare to go down the mountain, Lu Qiao would have wanted to eat it a long time ago.

Gu Yu's house is so big and luxurious, so the food must be very good!

"Take it to the kitchen downstairs." Gu Yu was about to leave as he said that, Lu Qiao was just about to jump out of bed and follow him when he suddenly thought of the problem he had just finished washing.

"Gu Yu~" Lu Qiao's voice was sticky.

Gu Yu turned his head to look at him.

"How do I go?" Lu Qiao raised his paw to show Gu Yu.

Gu Yu: "..."

"Jump up by yourself."

Sure enough, the little black cat jumped up and landed on Gu Yu's lap.

Gu Yu took Lu Qiao downstairs and came to the first floor. He walked to the refrigerator as before and opened it.

Lu Qiao stretched his neck and watched prayingly.

empty.

Gu Yudu fell into a moment of confusion.

He thought for two seconds and remembered.

Oh yes, when he got angry yesterday, before he had time to prepare the meals for the next day, he made lunch and dinner and went back.

Lu Qiao jumped into the refrigerator and put his head in to have a look.

He turned his head to look at Gu Yu: "It's empty!"

"Ah."

Lu Qiao blinked, touched his belly: "I'm hungry!"

"Understood, I'll cook, you stay on the sofa and don't move." Gu Yu took the cat off the refrigerator, came to the sofa, and threw the cat on the sofa.

Afraid that he would be bored, he simply gave him the tablet on the sofa.

He didn't remember that he would put the tablet in this place, probably the nanny missed it yesterday, first scratch the little black cat twice, and buy a new one for the nanny later.

He picked up the tablet and unlocked it. There was no password set on it. Opening it was nothing more than a bunch of games and video applications. It seemed that he would not use it for office work on weekdays.

"Play this by yourself." Gu Yu put the tablet in front of him, and went to the kitchen to cook.

The little black cat stared blankly at the tablet in front of him, he just saw it!

Gu Yu clicked on it a few times, and the black screen lit up, and it could move around, a bit like the thing Gu Yu used before, and also like the bear he saw.

He wanted to ask Gu Yu how to play, but when he saw Gu Yu working hard to cook, he immediately restrained himself.

not now!

He does it himself.

The little black cat stretched out its paws and tapped lightly on it.

Hey!

Lu Qiao took a step back in fright, he didn't know what to click, and the picture suddenly changed.

Lu Qiao frantically clicked something again, and when the screen went black, Lu Qiao hurriedly clicked again, and then he didn’t know what he clicked, and the picture suddenly became clear, he poked his head out to take a look, but saw a small black cat face.

Is there a cat in there too!

Lu Qiao poked his head again, it was an all-too-familiar face.

The little black cat shook its head, and the kitten inside shook its head too, looking dumbfounded.

Lu Qiao understood.

It's a mirror!

"You can use your paw to slide from bottom to top, and you will be able to return to the table." Gu Yu taught the little cat a trick perfunctorily.

Lu Qiao tried to be obedient, and sure enough, the mirror disappeared, and he returned to the picture he saw at the beginning.

That's fine.He breathed a sigh of relief.

He started to click on other things. This time he clicked on something. He wanted to swipe from bottom to top, but the opening screen and a paragraph of text attracted his attention.

The opening is a picture, which is divided into small pieces, and each piece has a picture and a paragraph of words on it.

"The forest is destroyed. As a rabbit spirit with a hundred years of cultivation, you are about to leave the deep mountains where you have lived for a long time and come to the human world."

In the second small frame is the picture of the little rabbit spirit coming down the mountain. The little rabbit spirit is very frightened looking at the moving human head.

Oh open!

Are there monsters here too?

The little black cat became more energetic, and he began to move his paws on the screen.

There are quite a lot of words on it. Fortunately, Lu Qiao is a cat demon with only culture, so he can understand them all.

Probably this rabbit ran to the street, and then came up with an option, asking Lu Qiao to choose whether to continue to be a rabbit or become a human.

Lu Qiao thought it was absurd, so he must continue to be a rabbit, otherwise he had no clothes around him, so would he walk around naked?

Will be regarded as a pervert!

At the same time, the live broadcast room just opened by Lu Qiao exploded.

Cold Salad Jue Juezi: Is the live broadcast so early today?

Don’t eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes: I checked the time, and I was sure it was Wednesday, not Saturday and Sunday. It was agreed that there would never be a holiday for migrant workers.

In the live broadcast room of the game anchor named "猹", many old fans were surprised to see him suddenly start the live broadcast. After opening it, they found that there was no game live broadcast screen that would appear on weekdays.

Everyone stopped joking immediately, they were excited.

This game anchor is a wonderful flower in game live broadcasting. He can play all kinds of games, and he can play all kinds of games very well.

The reason why he plays games is because he doesn’t know how to read strategies at all, and he doesn’t know how to play games with his heart. Of course, he plays games well because he doesn’t hesitate to spend money. He needs krypton gold to play any game, and the operation is chasing him. run.

But he will never stay for one game, and if he feels that the money can't be spent, he will change to another game.

And his voice is very pleasant, which can make people imagine what kind of handsome guy he should be in front of the screen.

Just didn't show his face.

The camera was actually turned on in the live broadcast room today!

Fans are buzzing, and others have started posting to the forums.

What's the matter, did the krypton gold boss finally reach the point of no interest and decided to blow up the truck to find new fun, or did he turn on the camera by mistake?

The live broadcast room is almost maxed out right now.

They stared at the screen.

The first thing to appear is the gorgeous chandelier that is worth a lot of money at first glance.

Sure enough, they are rich and local tyrants. Looking at this unsurprising scene, everyone is still passionate about the live broadcast room.

If you see me, let me learn CPA: Master, can you show the old slave where the nanny's room is?

Three thousand thoughts in one thought: Let me see the whole picture, where is the right place to tie me.

Blank bookmark: Is there a lack of security at home?I can live in the wing room.

Real-name Internet access: Why is it still being rolled up? Oppose involution!Husband, you are happy, leaving me and the children at home to eat bran swallowing vegetables.

……

Lu Qiao didn't know, Lu Qiao was concentrating on playing this cultivation game.

He didn't know what it was at all, so he saw that the options above were so funny, he clicked step by step, and the plot continued.

On the other side, it was finally lunch break time. In order to relieve stress, Xiang Qianjing, who started shopping online, suddenly received a notification that he was live broadcasting.

Xiang Qianjing almost fell off his chair, so he quickly clicked on the notification to take a look.

He usually uses a computer for live broadcasting, and he doesn't use his tablet much. Sometimes he is too lazy to sit down, so he uses a tablet to perfunctory live broadcast.

In the past two days, he didn't know where he dropped his tablet, and he couldn't find it no matter how hard he searched, but anyway, there was nothing in it, so if he lost it, just throw it away. I hope the person who found it can clean it up, and don't log in to his account.

Who knew that the person who picked up the tablet actually picked up his account and started live streaming? !

Taking a closer look at Xiang Qianjing, this person is so courageous that he showed his face directly?

But I didn't see the human face, and when I clicked in, it was a huge chandelier.

Frowning to Qianjing, he remembered that when he went to Gu's house that day, he was going to take a tablet for work, but he took it wrong. Could it be that he lost it at Gu's house?

Then who in the Gu family would use his account for live broadcasting?

He looked again, and there were two small triangles at the bottom of the screen.

The two small black triangles moved.

Cold Salad Jue Jue Zi: Electric cat ears?I can't see it, it's a big game.

Don’t eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes: I don’t understand this, rich people like to play big.

Real-name access to the Internet: **, this will not be the legendary task of the master!

Chapter 8

Xiang Qianjing almost didn't come up in one breath.

What is the task of the master!

He stared at the pair of electric cat ears. Suddenly, the cat ears became a little bigger. After a while, a black cat's face appeared on the screen.

real cat?

The little black cat looked focused, and he even saw a trace of serious hesitation on the little black cat's face.

The little black cat's face appeared for half a minute, and soon there were only two cat ears left.

People on the barrage are already guessing whether the anchor's cat accidentally opened the tablet and played with it.

Xiang Qianjing was entangled, why didn't he remember that the Gu family raised a black cat.

Whose hands did this tablet fall into?

He was thinking whether to simply log in to the live broadcast account and cut it off.

Suddenly, a human voice came from the live broadcast: "It's time to eat!"

Xiang Qianjing's eyes widened suddenly.

Help, he can recognize this voice turned into ashes, isn't this the legendary ruthless young master Gu Yu?

Xiang Qianjing started to log in to his account in a hurry, and quickly cut off the account, without even having time to think about what happened.

Lu Qiao didn't feel it, he was playing to the fullest, when he heard Gu Yu's voice, he immediately put down the tablet.

The world is big, the food is the biggest!

Lu Qiao jumped lightly and onto the tea table in front of him. Gu Yu had no time to react. The little black cat had already jumped up to the dining table.

The dining tables of rich people are not ordinary, even if there is only Gu Yu living here, they are extraordinarily large, thick and expensive to the touch.

And on this expensive and thick table, there are two barreled lunch boxes.

Although it's a bit rudimentary, but considering Gu Yu is cursed and disabled, Lu Qiao won't dislike him.

"You cook so fast!" Lu Qiao still praised Gu Yu hard.

Grandma said that one of the main points of communicating with people is to praise each other boldly and enthusiastically, and not to hit the smiling cat. This is an ancient theorem.

He didn't find Gu Yu's strengths before, and never had a chance to praise him, but now he has!

Gu Yu paused.

"Well, you'll know later, I'm not fast."

It took him a while to wait for the water in the electric kettle to cook, but it didn't take him long to pour the hot water into the instant noodle box.

Lu Qiao is going to praise again, he is worthy of being a human being.

"Shall we just eat this?" Lu Qiao pointed to the red-wrapped lunch box in front of him with his paw.

It smells so good, like the smell of meat, he can't wait!

The little black cat tried hard not to look so disrespectful.

"Well, let's eat." Gu Yu opened the lid of the instant noodles, the aroma became stronger and stronger, and Lu Qiao's heart was pounding.

Let him see what delicious meat it is!

The little black cat's face rested on top of the instant noodle bucket, and the steam from below quickly covered his face.

Gu Yu looked at this unsurprising still picture, and raised his eyebrows: "Why don't you eat?"

"No meat!" The little black cat screamed accusingly.

"Yes, take a closer look."

Lu Qiao quickly took a closer look, and sure enough, he found three pieces of meat the size of his cat's nails on it.

"Cats are carnivores!" Lu Qiao was in a hurry. In the poor mountains, he always ate meat every now and then. Why did he live in a big villa, so he was going to be a vegetarian.

"But aren't you a cat demon?" Gu Yu replied slowly with Lu Qiao's previous words.

Lu Qiao pursed his lips.

Bad stuff!

"Didn't you swear that you will eat whatever I eat, and I will eat this too." Gu Yu picked up the noodles with a fork and took a mouthful.

Don't humans eat meat now?

Heaven and man are at war in Luqiao's heart.

In fact, this thing smells pretty good, and it's not that he can't eat vegetarian food, after all, he's a cat demon.

Lu Qiao tried to imitate Gu Yu's use of a fork to eat noodles, but in the end, it was not bad if his claws didn't fall into it.

The little black cat landed on its back feet, and its two front legs tried hard to hold the fork, trying to learn how Gu Yu scooped up noodles from it to eat.

Gu Yu looked at Lu Qiao with great interest.

This posture, this coat color, I don't know, I thought some little witch cat was making potions.

He finally did it with reluctance. He pushed the instant noodle cover towards Lu Qiao, took out two of Lu Qiao's noodles, and put them on the instant noodle cover.

"Eat."

Lu Qiao put down the fork, but he still had a bitter face.

Does he really want to eat this thing?

The little black cat stuck out its tongue tentatively and licked it.

A scent of spices that he had never tasted went straight to Tianling Gai, and the little black cat's eyes widened suddenly.

This taste!

Lu Qiao rolled his tongue and swallowed both instant noodles.

Gu Yu helped him take out the remaining noodles from the bucket of instant noodles. Lu Qiao stuck out his little pink tongue, blowing air on the noodles, and swallowed them all with a "hula la" when it was cold.

After a while, he ate the whole bucket of noodles.

good to eat!

Sure enough, human food is still delicious!

"This soup, can I drink it?" Lu Qiao looked at Gu Yu with bright eyes.

Gu Yu: "..."

"Farewell, it's not nutritious." He rarely said what a conscientious person would say.

"Isn't it possible?" Lu Qiao regretted it, his ears drooped down, and he looked a little pitiful.

"Let's eat something delicious tonight." Gu Yu comforted the little black cat by a strange coincidence.

Isn't this cat demon a little bit too miserable, and he can be so happy after eating instant noodles.

The little black cat who has never added seasoning to the mountain beasts and wild game has opened his eyes today. He once again felt that it was great to go down the mountain!

"Okay." Lu Qiao reluctantly let go of the instant noodle soup.

Gu Yu didn't want to clear the table at first, but when he thought of the babysitter coming and seeing the instant noodles, wouldn't he be ashamed.

Gu Yu, who had been strong all his life, was about to destroy his corpse when his phone rang suddenly.

Gu Yu frowned, the new nanny is coming?

He picked up the phone and raised his eyebrows in surprise, how could it be Xiang Qianjing.

Forgot to mention, the world he lives in is a danmei novel, and the protagonist is Gu Huaiqing, the son of his uncle's family.

Gu Huaiqing is a heartthrob male protagonist who has a huge fish pond full of fish, and Xiang Qianjing is a big fish in his fish pond.

Gu Yu was particularly unacceptable. As the protagonist, Gu Huaiqing, this book was written around Gu Huaiqing.

He originally thought that for Gu Huaiqing, who was born in a wealthy family, falling in love must be a big drama of a wealthy family, but who knew that from Gu Huaiqing's perspective, it was basically an easy mode that would fascinate everyone.

Gu Huaiqing basically did nothing.

Grandpa likes him, father likes him, cousin Gu Xuchen adores him, and the heir of the Xiang family even treats him as a licking dog, not to mention some less important licking dogs later.

In the book, only Gu Yu doesn't like him.

Gu Yu even wondered if it was because he didn't like this cousin that he was written so miserably.

Gu Yu laughed crazily when he saw it, and felt that he was just a joke.

After being reborn, it's not that he didn't think of how to stop the inexplicable frenzy of Gu Huaiqing's dog lickers, but he didn't think of a specific way. He even thought about just killing Gu Xuchen and forgetting about it.

Unexpectedly, Xiang Qianjing called him now.

Although he no longer remembers what happened in the villa in his previous life, he is sure that Xiang Qianjing never called him.

The direction has changed again.

What's wrong, he's in the villa now, so he shouldn't disturb Xiang Qianjing.

Is it the babysitter?

"Gu Yu?" Xiang Qianjing couldn't make up his mind about what to call Gu Yu.

"Well, you called me suddenly, is there something wrong?" Gu Yu's voice was cold, just like what Xiang Qianjing remembered.

However, just 10 minutes ago, he heard Gu Yu shout, "It's time to eat!"

Especially powerful, especially at home.

After Xiang Qianjing logged into his account and turned off the live broadcast, he suddenly recalled how strange it was that these three words came out of Gu Yu's mouth.

Who is he calling for dinner? Is he calling the little black cat that appeared in the camera?

Gu Yu, who is usually cruel and ruthless to people, is actually a cat slave in private.

Such a setting made Xiang Qianjing tremble.

If it wasn't a cat slave, it was... Gu Yu's lover...

Xiang Qianjing was almost shaking like a sieve.

That's still a bit acceptable for cat slaves.

After Xiang Qianjing turned off the live broadcast, his mind went blank for a while, and then he thought of calling Yang Qihang to ask where Gu Yu was now.

Xiang Qianjing: "Where is Gu Yu now?"

Yang Qihang was puzzled: "In the mountains."

Anyway, it is not impossible to say.

Uh, I should be able to tell.

Yang Qihang hesitated for a while.

Xiang Qianjing: "Alone?"

Yang Qihang inexplicably felt that this question was very familiar: "I drove the nanny back yesterday, so the babysitter probably hasn't gone yet, he should be alone."

"Oh, thank you."

Bye.

Yang Qihang scratched his hair.

No problem, you can say it, after all, no one has ever asked such a question before!

But why does it seem like someone has mentioned this question to him?

Oh, Zhang Yifan.

What happened today, why did you ask Chikage this.

Xiang Qianjing put down his phone and grabbed his hair.

Is it a cat slave or an affectionate president?

After Xiang Qianjing finished scratching his hair, he finally mustered up the courage to call Gu Yu.

If Gu Yu accidentally asked the people/cats over there to turn on the live broadcast and release something that shouldn't be released, he would be finished.

"Hey, the thing is like this, my tablet seems to be on your side." Xiang Qianjing thought about his words.

Gu Yu came to his senses.

The tablet on the sofa actually belonged to Qianjing, probably the nanny picked it up by accident, and when she left, she thought it was his, so she left it there.

"I'll mail it to you or ask someone to give it to you."

"No, no, that's not the case, just now... Did you accidentally press the wrong key, or someone beside you, uh, or your pet? Anyway, it was the wrong key, and it, accidentally opened it live streaming……"

Xiang Qianjing tried his best to find words, he was a little entangled, if Gu Yu found out that he played games and did live broadcasts, would it be very social?

It's okay, he still has black material about Gu Yu's cat slave/love brain!

"live streaming?"

Xiang Qianjing heard it!

In addition to Gu Yu's voice, there is also a clear and clear boyish voice.

Gu Yu covered the mouth of the little black cat who was listening to the phone by his hand.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ! , ” been muffled several times by Lu Qiao's mouth covered suddenly.

Chapter 9

Lu Qiao is very interested in human things now, especially mobile phones and tablets. He was very surprised when he heard a human voice coming from the opposite side of the mobile phone, so he listened closely. He did not expect to hear so many of them. Incomprehensible nouns.

"Well, I probably got it, thank you for reminding me." Gu Yu cut off the phone, then turned his head to look at the little black cat sinisterly.

"Who told you to talk."

"Why can't I speak?" Lu Qiao finally got his freedom, he asked in a daze.

Gu Yu: "..."

Forget about it.

Luckily, Xiang Qianjing called, otherwise the nanny would come in a while, and this cat was going to perform a talking stunt in front of others.

Gu Yu told him to pretend that he was an ordinary cat except in front of him and not to speak.

Lu Qiao nodded in confusion, but didn't ask why.

If the meal ticket said so, then do it, and you won't lose anything anyway.

Over there, Xiang Qianjing put down the phone and put his head in his hands.

Come on, he's actually on the front line of eating melons? !

Even Yang Qihang didn't know that Gu Yu had secretly hidden a young boy. No wonder Gu Yu didn't make a fuss about it for so many years, and his feelings were waiting here.

Whether the Gu family will know or not.

Exciting, really exciting.

Xiang Qianjing, who always thinks her life is dull, thinks about it carefully.

Sure enough, the rich melon is still wonderful.

Money and melons, this is his only pleasure as a rich man.

Gu Yu cleaned up the instant noodle bowls by himself, and the little black cat solved the problem of food and clothing, and then thought of the game he played just now.

Although he was very anxious, the clever little black cat waited wittily for Gu Yu to finish tidying up, and then looked at Gu Yu eagerly: "Gu Yu."

"Ok?"

"That's it, that tablet, is it called a tablet, can't I play it?" Lu Qiao asked obediently.

"No."

"Then do you have anything else that I can play with?" Lu Qiao, who has not yet become an Internet addicted cat, asked shyly.

Gu Yu thought of the computer and tablet he used for work...

Xiang Qianjing was not in a hurry to hear the voice, and since he had seen the things installed on the tablet, it was obvious that Xiang Qianjing usually used it to play games.

Although he didn't remember the setting in the book that Xiang Qianjing liked to play games, but anyway, if it's not in a hurry, it's okay to let the little black cat play.

Gu Yu, who had never played a game before, had no idea that there were many kinds of games, some of which could not be played casually by logging into other people's accounts.

"You should play with that one first, I'll ask someone to buy a new one," Gu Yu helped him open the tablet, "Just don't break it."

"I won't break it!" Lu Qiao's eyes brightened.

But fortunately, Lu Qiao played a little game of cultivation that Xiang Qianjing hadn't played yet.

Xiang Qianjing is a ruthless krypton gold machine. When he gets tired of krypton, he will change to another game. No game can be played for a long time, so he will delete and re-download a batch of games in about half a month to a month. Now he just cleaned up made a batch.

Seeing that Lu Qiao used a tablet to get rid of it, Gu Yu also had time to do his own things.

Gu Yu saw that Lu Qiao really didn't have any common sense in life. It was rare for him to be patient enough to introduce the basic common sense of human life to this cat. TV set.

Gu Yu stuffed him with a lot of knowledge, and he tried to digest it in a daze.

After the cramming, Lu Qiao and Ping Ping were taken to the second floor by Gu Yu. Gu Yu had already given up the treatment and threw Lu Qiao directly on the bed.

Lu Qiao didn't rush to open the game this time.

...The main reason is that he can't find which one he ordered before.

There are all kinds of icons and texts on it, making Luqiao dazzled.

He glanced at Gu Yu, Gu Yu put the tablet on the shelf, supported his head with one hand, and swiped skillfully on it with the other hand.

The little black cat looked excited.

This action made him inexplicably handsome!

So he started to learn it in a decent manner, and then Gu Yu clicked on a small green icon, and a strange white surface appeared, and lines of text began to dance on it.

Lu Qiao searched on his tablet, and he also found this icon. He clicked on it, swiped twice, and found that there was also a window similar to Gu Yu's.

Gu Yu was typing, and Lu Qiao stretched his neck to watch.

You must know that he is a literate adult cat, but he has never been to the mountains or seen the world, so he is still a fast learner, he will soon know how to type and chat.

Lu Qiao also tried to type two words.

The driving force in life is to spend money and eat melons! :Hello.

Lu Qiao saw that there were quite a lot of content in this chat box, but most of them were things he couldn't understand, and he sent this randomly.

At this time, he was in a meeting, and Xiang Qianjing, who was sitting on the boss's seat, was fishing. He suddenly saw that on WeChat, his alias sent him a "Hello", and he almost jumped three feet in place.

My vest has become fine?

"Mr. Xiang, yes, is there any problem?" The planner who was explaining with a PPT on the opposite side shuddered in fright.

"Oh, I just think your idea is very clever, you can continue to talk about it." Xiang Qianjing perfunctory.

Other people who were fishing at the meeting immediately looked at the PPT with doubts. Isn’t it just about market analysis now? Is there any cleverness in this old-fashioned thing?

Xiang Qianjing no longer dozed off, he became refreshed.

Of course it is impossible for a vest to become refined.

So, someone hijacked the account?

Thinking of this possibility, Xiang Qianjing's face was radiant because of the boring meeting just now.

Do you want to ask him to borrow money?Are you trying to trick him into selling tea girls?

Xiang Qianjing was very excited.

He is thinking about his character design crazily, um, is it a depressed 40-year-old industrial man, or a 20-year-old depressed rich second generation who has lost himself in money, or a useless young man who just lays flat and doesn't work hard?

Xiang Qianjing: Hello.

Xiang Qianjing beat his chest and stamped his feet. It's a pity that his account was sacrificed for his company. The real-name system is required to access the Internet, and the avatar is useless. The half-length photo in a suit is already his last stubbornness.

Now he looks like a big sandcup.

The little black cat was startled, his ears pricked up.

He didn't have any hope at first, he thought it was some kind of non-human, after all, he couldn't understand a single word of what he said, so he didn't expect it to be so polite.

Lu Qiao felt that it was amazing. He worked hard to type with the pad. To be honest, it was not easy. Compared with the pulp of his finger, his pad was still a bit bigger, which often caused the effect of rolling his face on the keyboard. He had to delete Type again, type and then delete.

So Xiang Qianjing anxiously saw that the above had been displaying "typing..."

Is this introducing my life experience? Why did I not finish the fight after 1 minute?

The driving force in life is to spend money and eat melons! : Are you a human being?

Lu Qiao finally sent this sentence, he is very curious now, human things are really amazing, they can talk with such a small thing without meeting each other, and they don't know whether it is a human or a ghost.

Xiang Qianjing, who was waiting anxiously, fell silent.

What kind of trick is this.

He opened Du Niang and started searching for similar routines, but there was no result at all.

Is this a new type of scam?

Xiang Qianjing feels that he is a big sand cup now, he can't think of how to cheat, pretending to be an alien, for example, he, an alien, fell to the ground, and now as long as someone is willing to pay him 8000 yuan to repair the spaceship, He will make him a general when he invades the earth in the future.

Gee.

Xiang Qianjing: ...

Xiang Qianjing: Of course I'm human, aren't you?

Lu Qiao has begun to get used to typing on pads.

The driving force in life is to spend money and eat melons! :I'm not.

Lu Qiao was about to write "Cat Demon", when he suddenly thought of what Gu Yu told him just now, he couldn't tell people that he was a cat demon, but he was a cat.

So Lu Qiao continued typing.

The driving force in life is to spend money and eat melons! : I am a cat.

Xiang Qianjing clasped both hands together under his mouth, leaning his elbows against the table, with a gloomy expression.

The other people in the meeting room didn't dare to doze off anymore. They looked at the PPT and then at Xiang Qianjing. Is there something wrong?

He even guessed the aliens, but he didn't expect that the next development would be like this.

Why, he is a cat. He just came out of the deep mountains and old forests, only to find that the world has changed. He can’t understand human society anymore. Now he urgently needs someone to lend him 8000 yuan. Are people gold, silver and treasure?

Xiang Qianjing typed immediately.

Xiang Qianjing: Don't you want to say that you just came out of the deep mountains and old forests, and now you don't understand human society?

The little black cat opened its mouth wide in front of the screen.

How did he know!

Isn't he just an ordinary human being?

Ah, isn't it an ordinary human being?

Lu Qiao is alert.

He typed very carefully.

The driving force in life is to spend money and eat melons! : Are you a Taoist priest?

Xiang Qianjing was about to laugh, this kid is quite good at climbing the ladder, so he just copied down his settings.

Xiang Qianjing: I am not, I am just an ordinary human being.

Just kidding, if it's a Taoist priest, wouldn't it be impossible to continue acting.

Lu Qiao breathed a sigh of relief.

He typed happily.

The driving force in life is to spend money and eat melons! :That's great!

Xiang Qianjing continued to sneer, that's not true, it can be defrauded.

The people in the conference room were trembling, and Xiang Boss, who was so easy-going at any time, was so weird today, and the employees who were explaining were even more at a loss.

The driving force in life is to spend money and eat melons! : You know I don't know anything, can you teach me?

Xiang Qianjing had never seen such a foolish liar, but this liar was quite patient and knew how to proceed step by step. It is estimated that the performance would not be 0, and he could always fool a few fools.

Lu Qiao actually wanted to ask Gu Yu more, but Gu Yu looked very busy, and Gu Yu didn't seem to understand the games on the desktop very well. He didn't see any games similar to this one on Gu Yu's tablet. game stuff!

Xiang Qianjing: Yes, what do you want to know?