Oops, husband, he's probably not human

After watching the single and running away, Luo Xun snorted coldly and continued to meet with each other.

He worked as a coolie since he was a child. In high school, in order to earn money and study, he even went to the construction site to move bricks. Recently, he learned art from his master. Cultivating Taoism makes people strong, and their strength has increased a lot.

Although it was still no match for Chen Jin's trained bodyguards, it was definitely not comparable to a pampered young master like Single.

but……

Just when the single came in, he seemed to see a passing shadow.

Could it be Yan Chuchen?

But isn't Yan Chuchen in the room?Why did you come here to watch him cook?

Did you also see yourself breaking the bowl?

Will it make me feel vulgar and vulgar?

Men and women in love are always very concerned about their image in the eyes of their lovers, and Luo Xun is the same, afraid that something bad will make Yan Chuchen feel that he is not good enough for him.

No matter what status he is now, he was the prince of a country before he was alive, and his fiancé was also the heir apparent of the general's mansion.

like myself...

After a long time, won't you really be disgusted?

If Yan Chuchen felt that he was useless except for his special physique, would he be abandoned?

"Woooo~~~"

How to do how to do?

Luo Xun was anxious while meeting each other.

"There is."

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, and he thought of a brilliant idea, and by the way, he could attack tea with tea!

"Just do it, perfect!"

……

It is not difficult to make pancakes. After pasting two pancakes, Luo Xun successfully mastered the heat. The pancakes are not only full of fragrance, but at least fragrant in the mouth.

After all, his minced beef is not what ordinary people know.

The head of the orphanage's specialty is beef balls, Luo Xun has followed suit, and now he can improve it a little.

In addition to pancakes, he made light vegetable porridge and boiled two eggs.

Yes, you read that right, two.

In order to retaliate for the single, he didn't prepare a copy for the other party at all.

Sure enough, when Song found that there were only two breakfasts on the table, he was stunned, but his tone remained the same as I saw You Lian: "You...Xiao Xun, didn't you take my share? You still have problems with me, right?" wrong?"

"Yes! If you want to eat, make it yourself."

It's one thing not to want Yan Chuchen to think he's vulgar, but it's another thing to get revenge on the single.

Want to cook your own meals?

next life.

"Mr. Yan."

Single looked at Yan Chuchen pitifully, "Xiao Xun still hates me."

"so what?"

Yan Chuchen asked back, and brought a piece of pancake to his mouth. He wanted to take a bite, but he knew he wouldn't be able to taste it, so he finally put it down.

The single saw hope instantly.

He just said, how could a nobleman like Yan Chuchen eat pancakes?

Simply downgrade.

"Mr. Yan doesn't like to eat pancakes made by Xiao Xun? Then let me make you a cup of coffee, fry two more eggs, and toast a few slices of bread, okay?"

"no need."

After finishing the words, Yan Chuchen just inhaled lightly, and the essence of pancakes, eggs, and vegetable porridge all entered his mouth.

Bite open the crispy skin of the beef patty, and the juicy and juicy beef stuffing melts into the mouth, taste it carefully, and there is also a slightly spicy fragrance in it.

The outside is burnt and the inside is tender, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the mouth is fragrant.

Yan Chuchen's movements were very light, he didn't notice the single song, but Luo Xun did. He looked eagerly at Yan Chuchen, nervously waiting for his evaluation.

Although he secretly tasted it himself, he dared to bring it up because he thought it tasted good.

But what if Yan Chuchen is not satisfied?

Cooking for my husband for the first time, he was really nervous.

"The cooking skills are good, and I'll leave the lunch to you," fortunately, Yan Chuchen was very satisfied.

"okay."

Luo Xun instantly became happy.

The single that can't be courted by others: "..."

I'm afraid Luo Xun is not a fool?Yan Chuchen didn't taste it, it was just a pick up and put down action, how did he know that his cooking skills were good?

It seems that he really overestimated Luo Xun. With such an IQ, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a brain in love.

Shaking his head, he silently walked to the kitchen, ready to show his skills in person, to let Fool Luo know what is called crushing cooking, and let Yan Chuchen take a good look at who is really suitable for him.

Luo Xun naturally noticed the movement of the song, and recalled the previous plan, and took out the yogurt bottle prepared in advance.

Twist it a few times, pretending not to open it, and hand it to Yan Chuchen shyly.

"Chen, can you open it for me? He has very little strength."

"..."

Shan Qu, who was about to enter the kitchen, staggered and almost hit the door.

What do you mean by opening your eyes and talking nonsense?

That's about it.

He glanced at the trash can, it was cleaned up, if the glass bowl was still there, he really wanted to find it and throw it in Luo Xun's face, and let him explain what it means: he has super weak strength.

Looking back at the dining table, Luo Xiaoxun was softly acting like a baby to Yan Chuchen...

"Humph."

Single rolled his eyes angrily.

Yan Chuchen was also taken aback, squeezed Luo Xiaoxun's cheeks in a funny way, took the yogurt bottle and opened it for him.

"Would you like to insert another straw for you?"

"no need."

Luo Xun winked at Yan Chuchen in a coquettish manner, and said softly, "My husband is so kind, my husband is so strong, I love you, okay?"

"..."

Yan Chuchen was speechless, his little fiancé was too naughty, "Stop making trouble, it will be cold if you don't eat any more."

"Okay, thank you husband, husband really cares about me."

'Hululu——' The sound of drinking porridge seems to remind the single in the kitchen: so what if you make it?Yan Chuchen still likes me the most.

Single: "..."

He was so angry that his face turned pale, his whole body trembled, he gripped the handle of the kitchen knife tightly, and managed to control the urge to rush out and hack Luo Lvcha to death.

There is actually someone who is more tea than him.

……

Although Yan Chuchen wasn't afraid of the sun, he still didn't like it. After having breakfast with Luo Xun, he went back to his study.

He handed over all the business affairs of the Yan family to Yan Chulan on the grounds that he wanted to cultivate his younger brother's ability.

But some things are deeply ingrained and cannot be transferred in a short time. In many cases, he still needs to come forward or sign, and sometimes a video conference is required.

But this weekend, time to get together is not easy, he wants to stay at home with Luo Xun.

Although his future is endless, as long as there are no accidents, it is not a problem to accompany Luo Xun to spend his whole life, but the national teacher is still eyeing him, and one day he will find out his existence.

If the time comes...

It's better to hurry up.

"Husband, wait for me."

Behind him came the sound of Luo Xiaoxun stomping and staring to follow up the stairs, thinking of the little guy's pretentious act just now, Yan Chuchen thought it was funny.

The little guy is so funny, I didn't realize it before.

……

In the next few days, one person and one ghost lived very leisurely.

Yan Chuchen would send Luo Xun to class, and would pick him up after school, and then they would eat together, go shopping, watch the night view, and go to the amusement park.

What normal couples do, they do it all.

But today, they were going to see Jiangjing.

There is a river in Kyoto. To prevent flood season, the river bank is built very high. There are many night snacks near the residential areas, such as barbecue stalls and so on.

There is also a bridge that is illuminated at night.

The government developer was very smart and turned the river bank into a small park with gazebos, seats, cherry blossom trails, and dark groves.

Very suitable for couples on a date.

It was very late, sitting on the cool chair under the big tree, leaning against Yan Chuchen's arms, Luo Xun first looked left and right to see if there were other pedestrians, and then looked around to see if they could be photographed by their surveillance cameras.

After confirming that there were none, he rubbed against Old Ghost Yan and began to act like a spoiled child.

"..."

Seeing someone's twitching, Yan Chuchen knew that there must be a request.

"What's your bad idea?"

"whee."

Luo Xun giggled, with a sticky voice, "I want to see your previous appearance, the appearance of Prince Haoyue, I dreamed about it, you are so handsome."

"...That's it?" Yan Chuchen was surprised.

"That's it," Luo Xun nodded affirmatively.

"That's fine."

It's not something shameful. Standing up, Yan Chuchen waved his hand, and the casual modern clothes instantly turned into Prince Haoyue's court clothes.

"There's still hair," Luo Xiaogui's voice trembled with excitement.

"........."

Yan Chuchen also doted on him, snapping his fingers handsomely, his hair seemed to have life, not only automatically rolled up, but also turned into an exquisite headband.

Woooo~~ My husband is so handsome!

Getting up, Luo Xiaogui walked around her husband several times, no matter how he looked at him, he liked it.

Different from the misty feeling in the dream, the Yan Chuchen in front of him was not too real, except for being a little colder, he was exactly the Prince Haoyue himself.

He is about 1.9 meters tall, dressed in a black robe embroidered with dragon patterns, wearing a black gold headband, with long hair reaching his waist, and his noble temperament is natural.

Looking up slowly, a handsome face similar to the modern Yan Chuchen came into view.

Black pupils matched with a pair of phoenix eyes, a few strands of hair hang down from the forehead...

God, this is simply the legendary enchanting beauty!

"I should have been born in the Haoyue Dynasty so that I could witness the old you," Luo Xun said, never forgetting the sight of Yan Chuchen riding back on horseback in military uniform on the tower.

The million-strong army followed closely behind, shouting that Haoyue had won, and shouting the name of their Highness the Crown Prince.

At that moment, Yan Chuchen was like a god.

If he could go back to Haoyue, even if he couldn't be with Yan Chuchen, he would do everything in his power to make Yan Chuchen's life safe.

Unfortunately……

Fortunately, the self who was destined to meet him a thousand years later, even if he could only be a ghost, was absolutely irreplaceable to him.

but……

After touching his long hair, and tiptoeing to touch the cold headband, Luo Xiaoxun began to act like a monster, "Yan Chuchen, let your hair down, and I'll tie it up for you."

"..."

In Haoyue, apart from the servants who serve her specially, only the wife can tie her husband's hair. Luo Xun wanted to...

Curling the corners of his mouth, Yan Chuchen nodded in response.

"Go back and try again, do you still want to watch? I have changed back."

He is now in a physical state, and other living people can also see it. He is blind, and those who don't know think what he is doing.

"Go home, I'll tie your hair right away."

Luo Xun was so excited that he rubbed his hands. Ever since he fell in love with Yan Chuchen, he specially studied the history of Haoyue, and the most important thing was to tie his hair.

Apart from Haoyue's rules, after all, the modern Yan Chuchen also has long hair, if he learns it, won't he be able to tie his hair often in the future?

He's coveted it for a long time.

……

It was already very late when we got back to Yan's house, Yan Chuchen didn't need to sleep, Luo Xun didn't have class tomorrow, there was plenty of time to toss around.

On the way back, Luo Xun thought about several hairstyles, and he couldn't wait to practice them when he returned to the room. He pressed Old Ghost Yan in front of the mirror and started to move.

"I have researched several hairstyles before, which are suitable for casual wear and suits, and I can comb them when I go out in the future." Although he knew that Yan Chuchen would not be in pain, Luo Xun still combed carefully.

"it is good."

Yan Chuchen was in a good mood, allowing someone to rule over him.

Regardless of whether it is well combed or not, it is the fiancé's heart after all.

He had already thought about it, even if Luo Xun combed it in a mess, he had to say yes against his conscience, so as not to hurt the little guy's heart.

In other words, if the original Yan Chuchen had long hair, he would probably have shortened his hair following the trend, and Luo Xiaoxun would have no chance to show off.

It's not difficult for a man to pull his hair. Luo Xun is quite handy, and he combs it neatly after two times of ruining it.

He cut his hair again and clapped his hands. He was very satisfied.

"Okay, let's see if you like it?"

"like."

It was much better than expected, although it was still not as good as the servant who combed his hair before.

But the fiance is the first time, after that it will be fine!

"Then I'll comb it for you from now on, okay?"

"it is good."

"Well, my husband is so kind."

With a cheer and a smack, Luo Xiaogui pursed his lips and yelled at him.

As expected of the most beautiful man in Haoyue, even with his good looks, the young son of General Huo's family was engaged but not married at the beginning, which made him feel better.

Seeing the little guy's face fascinated by sex, Old Ghost Yan was in a very happy mood, picked him up, and rolled onto the big soft bed.

"You like my face that much?"

"Yes."

Hugging Yan Chuchen with hands and feet is like hugging a big block of ice. It's super cool without turning on the air conditioner at night.

but……

Hugging and hugging Luo Xin, she began to moan and whine again, twisting around without saying a word, and suddenly bit Yan Chuchen.

Yan Chuchen was a little confused: "What's wrong?"

One turned over and pressed the ghost king on the bed, pouted, Luo Xun's nanny threatened fiercely: "Tell me, have you married anyone else besides me? Let's not talk about killing you."

"..."

It turned out to be jealous, little vinegar bag.

Yan Chuchen was not annoyed, he held Luo Xiaoxun's waist, and said with a smile: "I have been sealed in the mountains for more than 1000 years, Tongle Town has sent countless sacrifices, how can I remember them all?"

is it?

Squinting his eyes, Luo Xun sensed something was wrong.

"Sacrifice? Besides eating, what else did they offer?"

"In addition to cattle and sheep, there are occasionally boys and girls under the age of seven, and sometimes even girls they think the king will like."

"... girl?"

Luo Xun was anxious and angry, grabbed Yan Chuchen's neck and shook it vigorously, "Please tell me clearly, how many things you have done that I don't know, you old pervert."

What happened to those girls?

Are they all the same as they were back then, dragged into the coffin?

What about the boys and girls?

Have you eaten it all?

No, he didn't allow the old ghost he fell in love with to touch other sacrifices, let alone eat innocent children.

"Say it, tell it," Luo Xiaoxun became more and more frantic.

"Okay, okay, I said, I said, don't shake it, your Yin Qi will be muddy because of it," Yan Chuchen said helplessly, and tightly held down the domineering little guy riding on him.

Imprisoned by her husband in his arms, Luo Xun couldn't move or stretch out his arms, so he could only rub his head against Yan Chuchen's arms.

"Say it, say it quickly."

"Don't panic, let me think about it!"

"..."

Yan Chuchen was thinking, and Luo Xun looked at him nervously.

"One, two, three, four, five...twelve, eighteen, I calculated carefully, and there were eighteen girls who were sacrificed alone. I was born in the same month and the same day, and I am also very beautiful, and my voice..."

Every time Yan Chuchen said a word, Luo Xun's lips pouted higher and higher.

Yan Chuchen has not only married [-] yin marriages, but also remembers other people's birthdays, looks, and even their voices.

He wasn't the only baby Yan Laogui had.

"By the way, she also..."

However, Yan Chuchen was still talking, it seemed that the sudden surge of memories made him feel fresh, and he couldn't stop talking, so he almost took Luo Xun for a drink.

Luo Xiaoxun was so angry that he was half dead, and the good mood of helping the old ghost comb his hair disappeared instantly.

"Don't say it, don't say it, I'm going to sleep," he couldn't move, so he could only hit Yan Chuchen's chest with his head, making a bang bang bang.

If he is alive, he must have a myocardial infarction.

"Why don't you listen? I still have a lot to say," Yan said, but he still couldn't finish it.

"Don't listen, I'm going to sleep, really, what is there to remember about the past if I don't sleep in the middle of the night? I'm so bored."

Muttering and crawling towards the head of the bed, and burying his head in the pillow, Luo Xun thrashed vigorously twice.

Yan Chuchen is really a 'straight man', to actually tell him that.

Can't coax people?

Hate.

"Uh-huh-huh~~~"

Grabbing the pillow and continuing to thump, his heart was broken into pieces.

What's even more hateful is that Yan Chuchen didn't realize that he was angry yet, and he didn't come to coax him. It's disgusting, it's too annoying, and he won't cook and comb his hair tomorrow.

Let him become a golden retriever lion king.

"Hahahaha!"

Suddenly, Yan Chuchen's uncontrollable laughter sounded behind him, Luo Xun was taken aback, peeked under his armpit, and found that the other party was sitting on the bed looking at him laughing.

This……

After realizing it, Luo Xun knew that he had been cheated.

OK!And know how to play pranks.

According to the legend, His Royal Highness is the most serious and thoughtful Crown Prince of the Haoyue Dynasty, and this is it?That's it?

A carp sat upright, turned around and threw the old ghost under him, and opened its mouth to gnaw.

But Yan Chuchen was still laughing.

For the first time, he knew that deceiving people was so fun that the little guy was about to cry just now.

"Don't laugh, don't laugh," Luo Xiaoxun said anxiously.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Don't laugh, don't laugh, I'll bite you if you laugh again."

"Hahahahaha!"

The rampant laughter was full of complacency, no matter how thick-skinned Luo Xiaoxun couldn't stand it, he could only resort to the ultimate weapon.

"Ignore you, you liar."

"Okay, I'm not smiling anymore."

Yan Chuchen finally suppressed his laughter, but still looked at Luo Xun with the eyes of "you are so stupid, I believe this".

Luo Xun touched his face, feeling a little hot - ashamed.

"Okay, I lied to you. It's been so many years, how can I remember any sacrifices?" Yan Chuchen was very considerate and coaxed.

"Then... what about those girls and virgins?" Luo Xun asked in a low voice.

"Naturally."

"you……"

"But not in the way you think."

Seeing that his fiancé's expression was wrong, His Royal Highness, who knows the times and is a gentleman, immediately explained, "Don't be fooled by the plot on TV, it's not like that at all."

Many TV dramas have plots where beauties are sacrificed to river gods and mountain gods.

Among them is the story of the beauty being pulled into the cave by the river god to get married.

In fact, they are all fake.

If a living person is thrown into the river, he will drown. If there is a river god, he will just eat the corpse or swallow the soul of the newly dead.

So is the mountain god.

What are you doing?

"then you……"

After listening to the explanation, Luo Xun was a little stunned, "You live in the mountains, those girls and children..."

Perhaps thinking of something, Yan Chuchen snorted coldly.

"The king has been suppressed all these years, and it was difficult to even stand up. Those girls and children who were sent here have taken advantage of the spirits in the mountains."

"After the king's ability greatly increased, and he was able to control the monsters in the mountains without going out of the mountains, those girls and children who were sent could have a chance of survival."

"But it was different from now. Even if they left alive, those girls and children would not end well."

"That means..."

Yan Chuchen had never accepted the so-called sacrifices, and everything was just the wishful thinking of the animals in Tongle Town.

For thousands of years, they have killed countless innocent people in the name of offering sacrifices to Yan Chuchen, and now they are waiting to die in Tongle Town for a reason.

But speaking of Tongle Town, it was on the news some time ago.

Some experts even went to check the water source and soil quality, thinking that they died one after another because they ate poisonous food by mistake.

Unfortunately, nothing.

How can experts who only believe in science think that this is all the sins of their ancestors and their retribution?

……

It's been so long, Yan Chuchen has already learned to look away, seeing that Luo Xun was still angry, he patted the little boy's furry head.

"Are you happy? I'll just enjoy a sacrifice from you in the past."

"Humph."

Holding his arms and humming twice, Luo Xun asked again: "Is it because of my physique that you decide... mine? What if I'm an ordinary person, or they made a mistake?"

"They won't make a mistake," Yan Chuchen said resolutely.

For thousands of years, Tongle Town has never missed the birth date of any sacrifice.

How could there be a mistake in such a big matter as being suppressed by a yin marriage?

"You don't have to think too much, it's probably fate!" Yan Chuchen sighed in a rare way.

"Too."

Luo Xun nodded, and the rare pure yin body happened to be encountered by Lu Wenzhou, and it also happened to appear when Yan Chuchen's skill was greatly increased and the seal was loosened.

No one would believe it was not fate.

"We should be a natural couple, you can't escape!" Luo Xiaoxun immediately became happy.

"Yes!"

Yan Chuchen was also very happy after finally coaxing the little boy.

But before he had any more fun, Luo Xun asked the most deadly question in history:

"If Empress Haoyue and I fell into the water at the same time, and the enemy country attacked again, and the national teacher and the eldest prince were still showing off their power in front of you, who would you save first?"

"..."

What kind of big problem in the world is this?

Do modern people embarrass their other half like this?

……