Oops, husband, he's probably not human
Chapter 43 Go! 1 grave head dance
Master taught Luo Xun that only ghosts who have never hurt anyone and have no resentment can be clean and transparent.
Those who have hurt others and those who have too much resentment are all gray.
It is black that kills.
The ghost that has eaten many people is red.
And what he was looking for was a clean and transparent ghost like this.
Pretending to be walking, Luo Xun walked over slowly, sitting next to a few ghosts and eavesdropping.
The ghosts have long been used to being invisible, so they don't care about Luo Xun's arrival and continue chatting with them!
"National Day is coming soon, do you want to dance disco on my grave?"
"Okay, okay! My family won't cook for me, so I'll go to your place to grab some."
"No problem, I entrusted my brother with a dream two days ago, and he burned a stereo and lantern for me, as well as a lot of ingot candles, let's play together."
"That's just right, my sister also burned me a lot of rock records that I liked during my lifetime, let's have fun together!"
Luo Xun: "..."
Sure enough, it's a good ghost, isn't it a sunny day?
Satisfied, Luo Xun walked over and tried to join the group chat, "Can you bring me with you? I bring my own fried chicken and beer. Erguotou is also fine."
"Yeah!"
The ghosts subconsciously agreed, and realized that Luo Xun was alive and could still hear them talking.
The ghosts were shocked.
"Can you see us?"
"Yeah yeah!"
Luo Xun nodded hurriedly, trying to sneak into the ghost circle, "I was born with yin and yang eyes, and I can see ghosts since I was a child. Seeing that you have a good chat, I came to join in the fun."
is it?
The ghosts were dubious, but seeing Luo Xun's gentle expression, he really didn't look like a villain, so they gradually let go of their guard.
Speaking of which, they just died not long ago, and they are modern people, so they don't know much about the pure yin body, but they just feel that this living person is quite friendly?
It makes people, no, it makes ghosts want to get close to them.
Several ghosts looked at each other, and they all saw the same thought in each other's eyes.
One of them smiled and pulled Luo Xun happily into the topic of 'National Day Grave Dance'.
It wasn't until the conversation was about the same that Luo Xun opened his mouth tentatively, "Can you please help me with something? Of course, I will also give corresponding rewards, paper money and candles are fine, as much as you want."
"..."
"Are you serious?"
"Anything is fine?"
"What do you want us to do?"
"It won't be dangerous, will it?"
The ghosts immediately started talking.
"That can't be done," Luo Xun hurriedly promised, "I just want you to help me spy on two ordinary people and help me find evidence of their crimes."
"As for the reward?"
Luo Xun thought for a while, "Except for ingot candles, you can tell me anything you want, and I'll buy it for you."
And such good things?
Several ghosts discussed with each other, and finally all joined the gang.
Luo Xun took out a photo of the four members of the Shan family to identify the faces of the ghosts, and also wrote the address.
"You are responsible for following them to see if there is anything illegal. If there is, please write it down for me. I will burn the latest Blueberry mobile phone for you later, and you can record and take photos."
"They are ordinary people, and they can't see you, so don't worry about revealing their identities."
Luo Xun is not stupid, he is also afraid that some ghosts will take the money and do nothing, so he took out the spell he drew before and raised his voice.
"I sincerely ask you for help. You are also modern people, and you also know that ingot candles are not worth much to living people. You can have as much as you want."
"But if you just take the money and don't do anything or run away? Have you seen the talisman?"
Luo Xun snorted twice proudly, "I can also find you to recover the money. You have to think about it carefully. If you are a ghost, you won't get several sacrifices throughout the year. If you miss this village, you won't have this shop."
"..."
Among them, there are really ghosts who want to just take money and do nothing.
After all, Kyoto is so big, they are just waiting to be reincarnated in the world and they are not earth-bound spirits, so where can they go?
Can Luo Xun find them?
It wasn't until Luo Xun took out the Yang Talisman that they realized that this living person had something to rely on.
But the conditions are really attractive, and they don't get enough to eat a few times a year, which is really tempting.
"Can you really want anything? I want clothes, ingot candles, iPads, and mobile phones."
"I also want a bus. I drove a bus when I was alive, and I miss it now."
"That's right, if we have a car, we don't have to drift when we go out."
"..."
Thinking too far?
"It will be all right."
Luo Xun readily agreed: "As long as you can help me find criminal evidence, I will not only burn your cars and burn money, but I will also burn a big villa for each of you ghosts, and then I will install TVs, computers, subwoofers and colorful lights. You can play disco at home."
"Okay, let's do it."
"Then let's go free tonight. They will come over tomorrow night. I'll take you to identify the people first, so as not to admit mistakes, and then burn your mobile phones."
Using the injury as an excuse, the Shan family will also come to see him in a pretense for the marriage, just in time for the ghosts to recognize him.
"OK."
"..."
The new ghost is different, and can speak English?
Looking at the clean and transparent souls in front of him, Luo Xun suddenly remembered what Yan Chuchen said, the national teacher might be coming.
He kindly reminded:
"I heard that an evil cultivator came to the capital recently. Spread the word among your circles. If you see a middle-aged man with white hair, run immediately and don't approach him."
Except for a few fierce ghosts, most of the ghosts stranded in the world are ordinary good ghosts who haven't been taken to the underworld, and Luo Xun doesn't want them to be murdered.
"Okay, don't worry."
……
"What are you squatting here for? Are you uncomfortable?"
Suddenly, a not-so-gentle female voice sounded from behind, one person and several ghosts turned their heads together, and saw a not-so-beautiful young nurse.
is a living person.
"..."
Luo Xun hurriedly covered his stomach and said, "I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach, so I want to squat down."
The nurse nodded without doubting, "Go get the medicine if you feel sick to your stomach, let's go, I'll take you there."
"Thank you, beautiful sister."
Luo Xun used the cute tricks he used to when he was a child, and smiled sweetly. The small face of the healing department stunned the not-so-gentle female nurse, and she blushed immediately.
The ghosts were still young, relying on the female nurse not being able to see them, they booed behind Luo Xun's back.
Luo Xun secretly turned around and made a face at them, and left with the red-faced female nurse.
He was trying to come out to find ghosts, but right now his ribs are really hurting, he'd better go back and lie down, before taking revenge, he can't have an accident by himself.
……
In the blink of an eye, the National Day came, and the engagement ceremony between Luo Xun and Yan Chuchen was scheduled for October [-]nd.
Luo Xun, who is about to get engaged, finally got busy, at least he and Yan Chuchen had to go to battle in person for the rehearsal.
Ke Shaobin and Lin Geyu also came to join in the fun, and heard that the last time Luo Xun was beaten, it was Yan Chuchen who came to rescue him, which proved that the two were not just a loveless marriage as rumored by outsiders.
like now.
Luo Xun put on makeup today, making his already pretty face even more refined.
He wore a well-fitting dress and suit, combed his hair meticulously, obediently held Yan Chuchen's hand, and walked step by step according to the arrangement of the staff, so as to facilitate the adjustment of the camera position for photography.
There is no trace of reluctance on his face, and he even smiles, often talking to people around him.
Occasionally, he would raise his head to rub against Yan Chuchen to act coquettishly.
And Yan Chuchen, who was rumored to be ruthless and possessed thunderous methods, was also very compliant with Luo Xun at the moment, walking with him in a good-tempered manner over and over again.
Even when Luo Xun accidentally staged a flat fall, he hugged her very quickly and carefully protected him.
however……
"Hey, you're walking? Why didn't you tell us to come together?"
At this moment, a discordant male voice suddenly came. Following the voice, one saw a young man in a gray high-tailored suit.
He looked 27 or [-] years old, about [-] tall, of medium build, and handsome.
If he was sour without opening his mouth, he should be a handsome guy.
Pity!
Luo Xun thought about this, flattened his mouth, and asked Yan Chuchen in a low voice: "Who is this person? Why haven't I seen it before? How rude, it doesn't look like the Yan family, is it your distant relative?"
Although Luo Xun lowered his voice, it was still enough for some people to hear.
For example, someone.
For example, Yan Chulan on the side was the original Yan Chuchen.
Yan Chulan hooked the corners of his lips, and said indifferently, "Sister-in-law, you probably don't know him. He is the son of the uncle's family, and his name is Xu Shengan."
Ok?
Rubbing their chins in doubt, Luo Xun and Yan Chulan asked and answered: "Why is your uncle's son named Xu? Wasn't it born by your aunt? Adopted? Or was it an illegitimate child? Or was it born by his ex-wife?"
Yan Chulan: "His father was adopted, so his surname is Xu, but since his grandma passed away, his father has become his biological son, and there is still a paternity test."
"Oh~~~"
Luo Xun suddenly realized, "It should be similar to Shan Qihao, who is out for illegitimate children, and only brought back when his wife died."
Tsk-tsk twice, Luo Xun patted Yan Chuchen on the shoulder.
"Your grandma is as pitiful as my mother, and she is unkind to others. I sympathize with your father."
"...Who are you calling the illegitimate child?" Xu Shengan was furious. He hated people saying that his father was an illegitimate child, and that even he was looked down upon.
"Talk about your father, don't you understand?" With her husband by her side, Luo Xiaoxun was not afraid, and even smiled.
"damn it."
Xu Shengan was furious and wanted to teach Luo Xun a lesson, but Yan Chuchen grabbed his neck.
"I said a long time ago that if you don't want to die, don't jump in front of me. Why don't you listen?"
"You... let me go," the big hands on the neck were so cold that they almost pinched his neck, Xu Sheng'an blushed immediately.
"Then get out of here, Ben... I'm not in the mood to play house with you."
"you……"
Without waiting for Xu Shengan to speak, Yan Chuchen threw the person out with a flick of his hand. Coincidentally, it happened to hit the middle-aged man who had just entered the door.
The man was startled at first, and when he saw clearly that it was Xu Sheng'an, he stepped in from him calmly.
"..."
So embarrassing!
……
Witty answer area:
Those who have hurt others and those who have too much resentment are all gray.
It is black that kills.
The ghost that has eaten many people is red.
And what he was looking for was a clean and transparent ghost like this.
Pretending to be walking, Luo Xun walked over slowly, sitting next to a few ghosts and eavesdropping.
The ghosts have long been used to being invisible, so they don't care about Luo Xun's arrival and continue chatting with them!
"National Day is coming soon, do you want to dance disco on my grave?"
"Okay, okay! My family won't cook for me, so I'll go to your place to grab some."
"No problem, I entrusted my brother with a dream two days ago, and he burned a stereo and lantern for me, as well as a lot of ingot candles, let's play together."
"That's just right, my sister also burned me a lot of rock records that I liked during my lifetime, let's have fun together!"
Luo Xun: "..."
Sure enough, it's a good ghost, isn't it a sunny day?
Satisfied, Luo Xun walked over and tried to join the group chat, "Can you bring me with you? I bring my own fried chicken and beer. Erguotou is also fine."
"Yeah!"
The ghosts subconsciously agreed, and realized that Luo Xun was alive and could still hear them talking.
The ghosts were shocked.
"Can you see us?"
"Yeah yeah!"
Luo Xun nodded hurriedly, trying to sneak into the ghost circle, "I was born with yin and yang eyes, and I can see ghosts since I was a child. Seeing that you have a good chat, I came to join in the fun."
is it?
The ghosts were dubious, but seeing Luo Xun's gentle expression, he really didn't look like a villain, so they gradually let go of their guard.
Speaking of which, they just died not long ago, and they are modern people, so they don't know much about the pure yin body, but they just feel that this living person is quite friendly?
It makes people, no, it makes ghosts want to get close to them.
Several ghosts looked at each other, and they all saw the same thought in each other's eyes.
One of them smiled and pulled Luo Xun happily into the topic of 'National Day Grave Dance'.
It wasn't until the conversation was about the same that Luo Xun opened his mouth tentatively, "Can you please help me with something? Of course, I will also give corresponding rewards, paper money and candles are fine, as much as you want."
"..."
"Are you serious?"
"Anything is fine?"
"What do you want us to do?"
"It won't be dangerous, will it?"
The ghosts immediately started talking.
"That can't be done," Luo Xun hurriedly promised, "I just want you to help me spy on two ordinary people and help me find evidence of their crimes."
"As for the reward?"
Luo Xun thought for a while, "Except for ingot candles, you can tell me anything you want, and I'll buy it for you."
And such good things?
Several ghosts discussed with each other, and finally all joined the gang.
Luo Xun took out a photo of the four members of the Shan family to identify the faces of the ghosts, and also wrote the address.
"You are responsible for following them to see if there is anything illegal. If there is, please write it down for me. I will burn the latest Blueberry mobile phone for you later, and you can record and take photos."
"They are ordinary people, and they can't see you, so don't worry about revealing their identities."
Luo Xun is not stupid, he is also afraid that some ghosts will take the money and do nothing, so he took out the spell he drew before and raised his voice.
"I sincerely ask you for help. You are also modern people, and you also know that ingot candles are not worth much to living people. You can have as much as you want."
"But if you just take the money and don't do anything or run away? Have you seen the talisman?"
Luo Xun snorted twice proudly, "I can also find you to recover the money. You have to think about it carefully. If you are a ghost, you won't get several sacrifices throughout the year. If you miss this village, you won't have this shop."
"..."
Among them, there are really ghosts who want to just take money and do nothing.
After all, Kyoto is so big, they are just waiting to be reincarnated in the world and they are not earth-bound spirits, so where can they go?
Can Luo Xun find them?
It wasn't until Luo Xun took out the Yang Talisman that they realized that this living person had something to rely on.
But the conditions are really attractive, and they don't get enough to eat a few times a year, which is really tempting.
"Can you really want anything? I want clothes, ingot candles, iPads, and mobile phones."
"I also want a bus. I drove a bus when I was alive, and I miss it now."
"That's right, if we have a car, we don't have to drift when we go out."
"..."
Thinking too far?
"It will be all right."
Luo Xun readily agreed: "As long as you can help me find criminal evidence, I will not only burn your cars and burn money, but I will also burn a big villa for each of you ghosts, and then I will install TVs, computers, subwoofers and colorful lights. You can play disco at home."
"Okay, let's do it."
"Then let's go free tonight. They will come over tomorrow night. I'll take you to identify the people first, so as not to admit mistakes, and then burn your mobile phones."
Using the injury as an excuse, the Shan family will also come to see him in a pretense for the marriage, just in time for the ghosts to recognize him.
"OK."
"..."
The new ghost is different, and can speak English?
Looking at the clean and transparent souls in front of him, Luo Xun suddenly remembered what Yan Chuchen said, the national teacher might be coming.
He kindly reminded:
"I heard that an evil cultivator came to the capital recently. Spread the word among your circles. If you see a middle-aged man with white hair, run immediately and don't approach him."
Except for a few fierce ghosts, most of the ghosts stranded in the world are ordinary good ghosts who haven't been taken to the underworld, and Luo Xun doesn't want them to be murdered.
"Okay, don't worry."
……
"What are you squatting here for? Are you uncomfortable?"
Suddenly, a not-so-gentle female voice sounded from behind, one person and several ghosts turned their heads together, and saw a not-so-beautiful young nurse.
is a living person.
"..."
Luo Xun hurriedly covered his stomach and said, "I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach, so I want to squat down."
The nurse nodded without doubting, "Go get the medicine if you feel sick to your stomach, let's go, I'll take you there."
"Thank you, beautiful sister."
Luo Xun used the cute tricks he used to when he was a child, and smiled sweetly. The small face of the healing department stunned the not-so-gentle female nurse, and she blushed immediately.
The ghosts were still young, relying on the female nurse not being able to see them, they booed behind Luo Xun's back.
Luo Xun secretly turned around and made a face at them, and left with the red-faced female nurse.
He was trying to come out to find ghosts, but right now his ribs are really hurting, he'd better go back and lie down, before taking revenge, he can't have an accident by himself.
……
In the blink of an eye, the National Day came, and the engagement ceremony between Luo Xun and Yan Chuchen was scheduled for October [-]nd.
Luo Xun, who is about to get engaged, finally got busy, at least he and Yan Chuchen had to go to battle in person for the rehearsal.
Ke Shaobin and Lin Geyu also came to join in the fun, and heard that the last time Luo Xun was beaten, it was Yan Chuchen who came to rescue him, which proved that the two were not just a loveless marriage as rumored by outsiders.
like now.
Luo Xun put on makeup today, making his already pretty face even more refined.
He wore a well-fitting dress and suit, combed his hair meticulously, obediently held Yan Chuchen's hand, and walked step by step according to the arrangement of the staff, so as to facilitate the adjustment of the camera position for photography.
There is no trace of reluctance on his face, and he even smiles, often talking to people around him.
Occasionally, he would raise his head to rub against Yan Chuchen to act coquettishly.
And Yan Chuchen, who was rumored to be ruthless and possessed thunderous methods, was also very compliant with Luo Xun at the moment, walking with him in a good-tempered manner over and over again.
Even when Luo Xun accidentally staged a flat fall, he hugged her very quickly and carefully protected him.
however……
"Hey, you're walking? Why didn't you tell us to come together?"
At this moment, a discordant male voice suddenly came. Following the voice, one saw a young man in a gray high-tailored suit.
He looked 27 or [-] years old, about [-] tall, of medium build, and handsome.
If he was sour without opening his mouth, he should be a handsome guy.
Pity!
Luo Xun thought about this, flattened his mouth, and asked Yan Chuchen in a low voice: "Who is this person? Why haven't I seen it before? How rude, it doesn't look like the Yan family, is it your distant relative?"
Although Luo Xun lowered his voice, it was still enough for some people to hear.
For example, someone.
For example, Yan Chulan on the side was the original Yan Chuchen.
Yan Chulan hooked the corners of his lips, and said indifferently, "Sister-in-law, you probably don't know him. He is the son of the uncle's family, and his name is Xu Shengan."
Ok?
Rubbing their chins in doubt, Luo Xun and Yan Chulan asked and answered: "Why is your uncle's son named Xu? Wasn't it born by your aunt? Adopted? Or was it an illegitimate child? Or was it born by his ex-wife?"
Yan Chulan: "His father was adopted, so his surname is Xu, but since his grandma passed away, his father has become his biological son, and there is still a paternity test."
"Oh~~~"
Luo Xun suddenly realized, "It should be similar to Shan Qihao, who is out for illegitimate children, and only brought back when his wife died."
Tsk-tsk twice, Luo Xun patted Yan Chuchen on the shoulder.
"Your grandma is as pitiful as my mother, and she is unkind to others. I sympathize with your father."
"...Who are you calling the illegitimate child?" Xu Shengan was furious. He hated people saying that his father was an illegitimate child, and that even he was looked down upon.
"Talk about your father, don't you understand?" With her husband by her side, Luo Xiaoxun was not afraid, and even smiled.
"damn it."
Xu Shengan was furious and wanted to teach Luo Xun a lesson, but Yan Chuchen grabbed his neck.
"I said a long time ago that if you don't want to die, don't jump in front of me. Why don't you listen?"
"You... let me go," the big hands on the neck were so cold that they almost pinched his neck, Xu Sheng'an blushed immediately.
"Then get out of here, Ben... I'm not in the mood to play house with you."
"you……"
Without waiting for Xu Shengan to speak, Yan Chuchen threw the person out with a flick of his hand. Coincidentally, it happened to hit the middle-aged man who had just entered the door.
The man was startled at first, and when he saw clearly that it was Xu Sheng'an, he stepped in from him calmly.
"..."
So embarrassing!
……
Witty answer area:
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