What about Mr. Faint?

On the second day after the first emperor's three-year filial piety, Ah Gu used his feet to roughly remind me that there is still an early court.

The dense black and gray heads underneath are neatly arranged like chess pieces on a chessboard, a very interesting arrangement.The white pieces are close to me, and the black pieces are far away from me, but this is not the way I like to play chess.

It's a very boring court meeting, I don't know why it exists, it's all about knowledge, so the beginning and the end are great praises.A Gu was not around, so I couldn't understand a single word. I only caught some sentences like "filial piety is the first of every kindness" and "filial piety is the first to understand human relations".

sleepy.

There is a bamboo slip in hand, and the father-in-law is standing under his feet. Hitting the father-in-law with the bamboo slip is more interesting.

The father-in-law, whose head was smashed, raised his voice and finally said the first sentence that I understood and was very satisfied with: "If the ministers have nothing to report, you can retreat."

As A Gu said, a good dog has to learn to read the face of its owner. This father-in-law did a very good job today, and he should be rewarded.

Xiao Hei, who was at the end of the right side, took two steps to the left, his whole body was no longer as long as my thumb: "I have something to say!" His voice was so drawn out that it made me want to sleep even more.

"Oh."

He didn't say any more, just kept his bowed posture and froze there, motionless.

This is very boring, I mentioned my interest, and then stopped talking.Do you expect me to be able to understand what he wants to play?Not to mention whether I have that function, even if I do, the only one who can make me read it attentively is A Gu: "Let him speak."

"Your Majesty?" the father-in-law turned around, his face blank, "Your name is slave?"

"If he doesn't talk anymore, then there's no need to talk about it." I hate this kind of people who stop talking after half-speaking, and just pat their butts and leave without responsibility if they whet other people's appetites.I'm not interested in spending time with him here, let him return to the team earlier and leave the court, go back and have breakfast with Ah Gu~

And I couldn't hold it anymore, the dragon chair was very hard and cold, and it was very uncomfortable without a soft cushion.Sitting on it every morning is simply torture, and what's worse, the raised platform allows the people below to see me clearly, but I can't see their faces.

unhappy.

"Your Majesty said, pull it out." The father-in-law's sharp voice echoed in the palace, piercing my ears.Do I want someone to pull him out?no?But forget it, just pull it out, as his punishment for teasing my appetite but not answering.

The little guy seemed to want to rush up, but it was useless. He was held up by the soldiers in black armor, and then dragged out.I can still vaguely hear him saying something loudly, but it's all nonsense, and I don't understand and I'm not interested: "Is there anything else?"

"Report if there is something to do, and leave the court if there is nothing to do!" The father-in-law reacted faster this time than last time, at least he didn't turn around and ask me what I said.

"I beg Your Majesty to be merciful." This time, he has white hair as long as my fingers, and he suits my wishes very well, probably because he left a man who had something to say but was rather blunt and didn't want to tantalize people. The court seems to be much quieter , and the white hair is also in line with my wishes, and I don't have my appetite.

Balabala said a lot, but still didn't understand.

Otherwise, make a decree, let Ah Gu accompany me to the court tomorrow, Ah Gu knows a lot, and Ah Gu will definitely be able to understand what this person is talking about.

"Let's discuss it tomorrow."

Thinking of Ah Gu, he no longer has the intention to continue sitting here. He got up and took a step, and before he even landed on his feet, he wailed: "Your Majesty!" A minister who was bigger than the thumb was even smaller, only half the size of the minister with the thumb. Guy, "The servant has worked hard for His Majesty for many years, so he can't compare with that eunuch?!"

The header name is a bit long, although I grasped the word Servant, but what exactly is Servant...

"Your Majesty, he just wanted to admonish you to be a villain, so he ruined his life. Your Majesty the Taifu is a veteran of the three dynasties. His students are all over the world under his name, and they have dedicated themselves to my dynasty. But you let the Lord Taifu go to be a mediocre Scholar!!!"

But that long list of titles is really familiar, as if I've heard it somewhere...

"Your Majesty, in the Jing Dynasty, there was Taizu who established the nine kingdoms side by side to rule the world, and there are traces of Guangzu Zhongxing in it. My Jing Dynasty's 500-year foundation cannot be destroyed in the hands of these villains!"

The father-in-law seemed very angry, because he straightened his back and shouted angrily: "Presumptuous, are you questioning His Majesty's decision!"

But that super long string of header names really seems to have been heard somewhere...

"Your Majesty!" Half Finger seemed to be speaking more vigorously, but this made me very unhappy because he interrupted my train of thought.Obviously there is still a little bit, just a few breaths, I can remember where I heard about that mess that is too long to remember, but now, it's all over.

"It's very annoying." Turning to look at him, the whole hall suddenly became very quiet, "You are also very annoying when you wake up early in a bad mood."

Last night, Ah Gu rarely allowed me to hug him to sleep, but before I could hold him for a few hours, he kicked him down and went to bed early: "Don't go to bed early in the future." In this way, I can hold Ah Gu to sleep naturally Wake up and spend the whole day comfortably.

Then, a large area fell to his knees in front of his eyes.

It was still the black Doudou who hadn't grown half a finger: "Your Majesty, think twice!" He roared, but was stopped by the black armored soldiers again, like the servant, although I haven't remembered what his name is until now, "Your Majesty, the ancients have a saying..." His voice was hoarse, like the legendary hoarseness.

But I've never been interested in words that I don't understand.

"That's the decision." Make a decision, "Go to court at noon!"

Half a finger broke free from the black-armored soldier, wailed 'Jing Chao Jiang Wang', hit the pillar, and then slid to the ground.The black pillar stood there, without the slightest movement because of his impact.

I don’t know why, but it reminds me of Ah Gu sitting on the tree in the small yard many years ago, looking at the sky in the distance, and telling me that there are thousands, ten thousand or even countless marble pavement outside the gray stone wall. courtyard.It is so vast that you can't see the edge, and it is so vast that you can't finish it in a lifetime.

It must be a completely different scene from that old house with four windows, one door, six pillars and a perimeter of only 100 steps, with a yard of [-] yuan bluestone bricks and two dilapidated old trees inside.

But so what, there is no Agu of mine, and there is no me.

"King Jiang?" The father-in-law's face was dark, and he stared at half of his fingers with an ugly expression, "Father granted it?"

The black-armored soldier has already stepped forward and pulled the half of the finger away. Compared with the half of the finger, I am still more interested in this king: "This King Jiang must be very powerful." Looking at the father-in-law, "A Gu must have seen it!" Very interested, pass it to the palace."

The father-in-law lowered his head, his black hair blocked his face, and he couldn't see his expression clearly: "Here." He responded.

After sitting in the chair at the designated time, I can have an explanation with A Gu when I go back, and he should have gotten up by the time.Just thinking about it like this can make me feel happy physically and mentally. Even the group of guys who squeaked and couldn't understand the words have become much cuter, even though they are now in that black hall.

The father-in-law walked behind, he seemed to be thinking about something, until I was about to step into the bedroom, he said, "Your Majesty."

I don't really want to talk to him, but apart from Ah Gu, he is very nice to me.

"If Your Majesty is angry with those blind people," he said softly and slowly, "just tell the servant." He paused every word, as if he had made the most difficult decision in his life, "The servant will not Dirty your hands."

This is inexplicable, but Ah Gu said that living creatures have their own troubles: "Let's not talk about washing the dirty things." The father-in-law's words today are all inexplicable, but it seems that he is suppressing the situation for me today. For the sake of it, "What's more, if you let me do dirty things, then you will die."

The father-in-law's eyes were very strange, like crazy, and seemed to be mocking, but in the end it turned into something incomprehensible: "Your Majesty is right." "The slave will prepare lunch for you."

"Those things that don't have eyes..." His voice was very soft, "It won't dirty your eyes."

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*The servant died quite unjustly, the little emperor was too far away from him, even the father-in-law couldn't hear that 'um', let alone him.So he didn't speak, actually because he thought that the little emperor didn't allow him to speak, and was just waiting for the little emperor's order to allow him to continue speaking.

*The little emperor's original intention was to let the servant who had raised his name in the long pass return to the team, but the father-in-law deliberately twisted it into pulling it out, which means pulling it out to kill his head, so the other ministers trembled.

*As a foolish emperor, the little emperor is measuring the height of the ministers with his own thumb.In fact, it refers to the distance of the station, the closer the official position is, the higher the official position is, and the farther the official position is, the lower the official position is.And black hair is mostly young people with low official positions, and white hair is mostly old people with high official positions.

*The little emperor lacks a muscle in his head, his reaction is slow and it is easy to grasp the wrong point, so the second minister babbled so much that the little emperor didn't understand at all. His focus was on where the official position of the super-long servant was. I've heard of it.

*There at the pillar, the original meaning is that the admonisher hit the pillar with his head but did not shake the pillar. His death cannot shake anything.It's as if the little emperor only knows that the courtyard is huge but doesn't know the world is wider. He only has himself and A Gu in his heart.

*The Jing Dynasty was about to die, and the little emperor heard that it was King Jiang of the Jing Dynasty.

*The father-in-law was asking the little emperor that those loyal ministers died so uncleanly that they would dirty the little emperor's court.But the little emperor thought that the father-in-law was talking about what to do if the clothes were dirty, and what else could be done. The father-in-law washed him clean.

*So in front of stupid people, smart people always make their own decisions and think too much.