I became a peerless beauty, and all Yokohama was fascinated by me

The softness on the chest is looming, and the sprayed breath is hot and numb.

Osamu Dazai almost pinched the palm of his own hand so hard that he could maintain his sanity.

But this also didn't last long, Dazai Osamu's chest heaved violently, trying not to let out the trembling voice: "You first, stay away from me."

"Let go of you, why don't you run away?" Ru Yuelian couldn't understand his hardship at all, and smiled coldly, "How many times do you think I've been tricked by you? You still want to lie to me?"

"Uh..." At this moment, Osamu Dazai sincerely wanted to punch his past self.As the saying goes, lifting a rock to shoot himself in the foot, he has also experienced it now.

Ruyue Lian refused to let go of him, and clings to his chest even more without boundaries.

The girl's face swayed in his field of vision, a pair of bright talking eyes stared at him affectionately, the chattering mouth was still opening and closing next to the ear, and the tender lips could be covered with a layer of water Light... All these scenes made Osamu Dazai dizzy, short of breath, and weak in limbs.

When the irresistible impulse in his heart almost reached its peak, his eyes suddenly narrowed sharply, and his gaze was fixed on the girl's lips, his eyes were deep.

So he couldn't help but raised his hand, encircling the back of the girl's head in an anticlimactic manner, and under Ru Yuelian's slightly startled gaze, just like that, with his thick eyelashes trembling, he gently bent down——

But just a few centimeters away, a violent struggle flashed in his eyes.

Then he gritted his teeth and slammed into the full forehead.

bump!

There was a loud and crisp sound in the room.

"Well?!"

There was a severe pain on his forehead, Ruyue Lian let out a muffled snort, and retreated subconsciously.

This strength was not light, Ru Yuelian could feel the burning sensation of the skin, and immediately covered the reddened part.

He never thought that Osamu Dazai would use such a despicable method at this juncture, when he raised his eyes, his eyes were full of anger: "You hit me!"

The forehead of the black-haired boy on the opposite side was also flushed, and his brows were furrowed as if it was also painful.

Kisaragi Ren keenly noticed a trace of bright red blood remaining on the back of his hand, and was wondering if his forehead was bleeding from a bump, when Osamu Dazai yelled in dissatisfaction, "You are so annoying!"

He grabbed the quilt on the bed and lifted it up to the sky, all of Ru Yuelian's vision was blocked by darkness.

Before he had time to react, the quilt had already firmly covered him in the next second.

If it was just like this, Kisaragi could still walk away on her own.But what was even worse was that Osamu Dazai took the opportunity to grab one end of the quilt and suddenly pushed hard, Kisaragi Ren was caught off guard by the quilt.

Then Osamu Dazai wrapped Kisaragi Kisaragi tightly like a corpse in the blink of an eye.

A few seconds later, a fresh silkworm baby came out of the oven, and Ruyue Lian was covered in a white quilt, with no body visible, only a bewildered face exposed from the top.

The face blinked, and a blush of anger appeared on the face instantly.But before he could start swearing, Osamu Dazai opened the room and threw him out, like throwing trash, and then closed the door heavily.

……

In the silent corridor, only Kisaragi who was wrapped in a quilt sat on the ground dumbfounded.

It was very quiet on both sides, not even a single person was there.

After calming down for a few seconds, Kisaragi finally recovered from the state of shock and bewilderment.At the same time, a vein suddenly burst out on his forehead.

...Bastard Dazai, you, very good, very good!

A gust of anger surged straight from the heart to the brain, he clenched his teeth, and there was burning anger in his eyes.

Everyone in the port mafia knew that although the cadre Ru Yuelian always made others angry, he never got angry himself, and no one had ever seen him get angry in public.

Probably no one would have imagined that just today, what Osamu Dazai did really pissed him off.

Struggling to get her legs out of the quilt, without even thinking about throwing away the quilt, Ru Yuelian kicked towards the door in front of her and shouted angrily: "Bastard! Come out, I want to fight you! "

The person kicked by him didn't respond, as if they didn't want to talk to him at all.

The more Kisaragi thought about it, the angrier she became, and she kicked the door hard again: "Don't pretend to be Dazai! Today next year will be your memorial day, get out of here quickly!!"

After kicking for a while, even the subordinates of the Mafia who lived around were awakened, and looked this way with their heads poking around, looking puzzled, but the people behind the door didn't respond at all.

Kisaragi almost wanted someone to smash the door with an ax, but at the critical moment, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and coldly issued an ultimatum: "If you don't reply again, don't blame me for being rude! I can keep it for you for the whole body, but I can't get out!"

After waiting quietly for half a minute, but still did not get a reply, Ru Yuelian sneered and decided not to show mercy anymore.

He took a deep breath, and shouted loudly at a volume that could be heard by all the subordinates nearby: "Osamu Dazai, don't hide inside and keep quiet, I know you are at home! You have the ability to mess with women, but why can't you?" Open the door!"

"Open the door, you have the ability to get a woman, you have the ability to open the door! Open the door, open the door, open the door, Osamu Dazai, open the door, don't hide inside and don't make a sound, I know you are at home!"

……

Not only did the subordinates who eavesdropped in the next room clearly hear this desperate call, but it also made Osamu Dazai, who was washing his face in the bathroom, look black.

The sticky blood in the nose hadn't completely disappeared, and it took him a long time to clean up the blood on the back of his hands and face.

If he hadn't thrown Kisaragi out of the door decisively at that time, he was sure that Kisaragi would have seen through the nosebleeds the lie that he was not charmed.Therefore, even if his attitude towards Kisaragi was a little rough, he did not regret his actions.

After he stopped looking at Kisaragi, his heart gradually calmed down and his brain filled, and he began to return to his original state.

But he really didn't expect that Ru Yuelian would use such a shameful method to force him to go out!

At this moment, Osamu Dazai was deeply troubled.

Not going out means that he will be burdened with the scandal of engaging in a third party. This news will definitely be widely circulated in the Mafia the next day, and people take pleasure in it.

And going out means that he will expose everything in front of Kisaragi, and be ridiculed and ridiculed by the other party.

Rubbing his hair tangled, Osamu Dazai resolutely chose - not to go out!

That's right, Kisaragi Love is more terrifying in his eyes than a scandal that can be suppressed from behind.

However, Osamu Dazai didn't realize at this time that Ren Kisaragi's troubles are far more than that!

After shouting for a long time, Ren Kisaragi did not call out Osamu Dazai.On the contrary, it was Osamu Dazai's subordinates who heard the news and hurried over.

They wanted to protect the personal safety of Osamu Dazai at all times. At this time, they heard that there was an unknown person entangled outside the door of Osamu Dazai, so they naturally wanted to go to check it as soon as possible and waited for it.

It's just that when they accidentally looked at Kisaragi's face, things became weird.

"Beautiful lady!"

The leading mafia subordinate directly knelt down on one knee, stroked his palm to his left chest, and looked at Kisaragi with respect and eagerness: "Your servant, I am at your service. May I ask what help you need?"

Kisaragi subconsciously buried half of her cheeks in the quilt to stop the overpowering effect of the charm.

But seeing that the visitor was very respectful and did not act too crazy, he thought for a while and said, "I want to open the access card of Osamu Dazai's room, can you do it?"

"of course can!"

So these mafia subordinates who swore to be loyal to Osamu Dazai for the rest of their lives donated their precious access control cards with great enthusiasm.

Kisaragi showed a satisfied smile, and the mafia subordinates' eyes lit up and their lips smiled.

If they had tails, they would be able to see that tail wagging desperately at Kisaragi at this moment, as if as long as Kisaragi said a word, they would go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​flames to obey.

"Very good, next task." Kisarai Kisaragi raised a sly arc on her lips, raised her chin towards the door of Osamu Dazai's room, and ordered, "Open his door for me, and then beat me to death He, don't hold back, can he do it?"

"Yes!" The mafia subordinates shouted together, and followed his words without any resistance.

When the door was turned and easily pushed open with one hand, Osamu Dazai's face was filled with panic and panic.

He looked at the group of subordinates who came towards him with a smirk and raised their fists, and his heart was filled with anger that hated iron and steel.

You are my subordinates, is it really okay to be so easily subdued by the enemy!

Although he is not qualified to say that others are right!

Barely avoiding the oncoming fist of a subordinate, Osamu Dazai patted the arm of the nearest person, wanting to take the opportunity to dispel the charm.

However, the strange thing was that the man had no intention of regaining his senses at all, and kicked over in the next instant, Osamu Dazai was kicked to the butt by him inadvertently, and while he took a breath, his eyes were full of shock.

His disqualification from the world doesn't work anymore?

what happened? ?

In a blink of an eye, he suddenly remembered the night he had agreed with Oda Sakunosuke at the bar, and it seemed... There was also a slight violation.

A flash of inspiration flashed through his mind, and in order to verify this possibility, he punched one of his subordinates on the cheek with some strength.

Sure enough, a subordinate who was stumbled by the beating grinned and shook his head. After regaining consciousness, his eyes were already approaching clarity: "Mr. Dazai, this is me?"

Osamu Dazai knew it in his heart, it seems that his disqualification in the world has indeed reduced a lot in the past few days, but fortunately, heavy blows can still make people sober.

Just don't know why.

There is no time to think about the reason now, no matter what, he has the ability to fight, so he won't be beaten by the crowd...

Just as he was thinking this way, when he didn't pay attention, someone tripped over his feet and fell to the ground uncontrollably. A group of black-clothed subordinates swarmed up like bees in an instant, pinned him to the ground and beat him up.

Osamu Dazai didn't even have time to fight back to dispel the charm, he was hit by a flying punch in the waist.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai finally realized that although he could undo the charm, but...there were too many people on the other side. By the time everyone was about to punch him, he would have been beaten to death long ago! !

"Wait! I was wrong!! Like... um... Kisaragi! Help, help!!"

After a while, a miserable voice came from the room, which calmed Kisaragi's anger little by little, and finally showed a satisfied smile.

He yawned and threw away the quilt, turned around and left without looking at the situation inside.

As for the rumor that "a cadre had a girlfriend and cheated on her and was beaten up by his subordinates" that suddenly spread on the forum the next day, he didn't know anything about it.

As a way to relax, he and Sakunosuke Oda came to the commercial street again and started shopping to their heart's content.

However, at this moment, a pair of emerald green eyes stared straight at him, with a doubtful luster flashing in their eyes.

"What's the matter, it seems that it's really not a man."

Edogawa Ranpo pulled Kunikida Doppo to hide in the distance and muttered to himself, even though he was thinking hard, he couldn't understand all this.

"Never mind!" He finally clapped his hands and nodded firmly, "Take off his pants and you'll know whether it's a man or a woman. Let's go, Kunikida!"

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

Kunikida Doppo: "??"

Kunikida Doppo looked shocked.

Wait, what did he just hear? !