I became a peerless beauty, and all Yokohama was fascinated by me

Osamu Dazai is a bolt from the blue.

Osamu Dazai pupil earthquake.

He looked at the rose in his hand that he handed over with his own hands, and the panic in his eyes was about to overflow for a moment.

what happened?Why did he suddenly make such an unreasonable action?

The first thing he thought of was that he had been hit by a mental attack.But he quickly denied such an answer, the reason is very simple, he who has the ability to nullify it is absolutely impossible to be affected by the ability.

And at this moment, he observed himself calmly, and found that there was nothing unusual except for the movement of handing out the rose.

...so what the hell is going on here?

It's not scientific.

Osamu Dazai's breathing became uncontrollably disordered, and he couldn't understand it.

But he knew that there were more important things waiting for him to solve than to explore the reasons.

His eyes quickly scanned the expressions of the people around him, and he saw the stunned and astonished Kisaragi and his subordinates whose jaws were about to drop to the ground.

Osamu Dazai took a deep breath, and his chest heaved violently for this appearance that was no different from his fantasy.

Just now he was satirizing these subordinates that they were easily controlled by their minds, but... the next second, he himself had a problem!

Isn't this a proper slap in the face!

Even if Osamu Dazai is casual and eclectic, he will never allow his dignity to be trampled underfoot.

Especially when being stepped on by the person in front of him.

In any case, solve the current crisis first at all costs!

A flash of inspiration quickly flashed in his mind, Osamu Dazai raised the corners of his lips decisively, instead of taking the rose back, he moved closer to Ren Kisaragi.

He decided—to do whatever he can.

"Why, this is a gift I specially gave you, why didn't you accept it?"

He seems to be carelessly playing with flowers, feeling the long-lost beating heart, occasionally looking at Ruyue Lian with a half-smile: "Don't you like this gift, Ruyue?"

Under his obviously mocking eyes, Kisaragi who was still in shock finally regained her senses.

He blinked his eyes slowly, stared at the rose suspiciously for a while, and suddenly realized.

This wave is Osamu Dazai's satire on him!

It wasn't that the other party was out of their minds and wanted to give him flowers, nor was it that my own charm had played a role in invalidating the ability, but... a kind of satirical art.

Ironically he turned into a woman!

Tsk, satirizing him in this way is very good, it's Dazai.

Kisaragi perfectly cleared her mind, and her complexion instantly sank.

He lowered his eyes and glanced disdainfully at the flowers on his chest, and slightly raised his thin lips: "You think I don't know what you mean? If you want to piss me off, congratulations, you are about to succeed."

"What are you talking about?" Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes innocently, as if he couldn't understand his hint at all, "Beautiful flowers should be matched with beautiful women. Isn't this rose just right for you?"

What answered him was Kisaragi Kisaragi's frowning expression: "No need."

He threw the flower directly on the ground without even looking at it: "I'm not interested in the gift you gave me."

Glancing slightly at the flowers on the ground, Osamu Dazai smiled and looked away.

No one saw him let out a long breath silently when he lowered his head.

Thanks to Kisaragi's negative emotional intelligence as always, all the plots are going according to his script, and no one has noticed.

And until this time, the surrounding subordinates finally put away their shock and realized that the reality seemed to be different from what they thought.

Looking at the skillful conversation between these two people, Mr. Dazai is not charmed, they are clearly confronting each other secretly!

Harmful, they said how could that powerful Mr. Dazai, who was watertight, be easily influenced by the spirit!

Thanks to Mr. Dazai.

Mr. Dazai, the eternal God!

Seeing the adoring eyes of his subordinates, Osamu Dazai was very satisfied. The crisis has long been resolved, but he deliberately put on a straight face, and urged in a deep voice: "What are you doing here? What about your mission?"

"Yes!" The subordinates immediately saluted as if they had been spat with chicken blood, and quickly walked out the door.

And Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was left at the end, was still extremely guilty and angry because he was easily affected mentally. He stared fiercely at Kisaragi Ren who made him embarrassed, his face darkened to a certain extent, and his appearance was fierce as if the next second will attack.

However, in the face of Osamu Dazai, he still hid the irritability in his heart, and walked away with windy footsteps.

Accidentally, his foot stepped on the rose that Osamu Dazai gave to Kisaragi just now.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke paused slightly, his eyes flashed fiercely, and he ran over several times vigorously as if venting.

It wasn't until the petals were crushed that several shoe prints were left behind that he finally continued walking happily.

Therefore, he didn't notice that Dazai Osamu's eyes behind him were as cold as frost and snow for a moment.

It seems that he hasn't trained Akutagawa for a long time, which made him lose his manners and upbringing.

This can't be done.

At this moment, more than 100 ways to toss Akutagawa Ryunosuke burst out in Osamu Dazai's mind.

Just when he was secretly sneering, Kisaragi had crossed his arms crossed his chest angrily, raised his chin and looked at him: "I remember we just hung up the phone, Dazai."

"Just half an hour ago, you told me that you would not come back for a while, what's going on now?"

Seeing the girl's vivid expression, Osamu Dazai's eyes suddenly went into a trance.Although he quickly restrained the ups and downs in his heart, he pretended that nothing happened.But he knew that this indescribable feeling really existed in his heart inexplicably.

Tsk, what the hell is going on.

Dazai became more and more irritable.

"After all, it's Kisaragi's request, I will definitely come back to help you as soon as possible."

"Do you feel very touched?" Dazai Osamu put on a smirk on his face.

Ren Kisaragi rolled his eyes, he really knows Osamu Dazai so well, how could this guy leave immediately because of someone's request?Absolutely absolutely absolutely impossible.

"Tsk, did you come back a long time ago and deliberately waited for my call before appearing in front of me?"

Kisaragi narrowed her eyes, and suddenly tilted her upper body to stare carefully at Osamu Dazai's face, trying to see if the other party was lying.

The distance between them shortened to infinitely close in an instant, so that Osamu Dazai could see the snow-white and soft skin of the girl when she approached, and when the round and moist cat pupils rose slightly, a pure and seductive aura instantly surrounded him .

He seemed to be able to see Cupid, the god of love, shooting a pink arrow in his heart, connecting him and Kisaragi with incomparable precision.

The heart is beating violently, which has exceeded the normal range.

Osamu Dazai's brain shook suddenly.

The hunting and the hunted objects seem to be reversed at this time.

"Like, like the moon?"

At this time, a trembling voice suddenly came from behind.

The subtle panic and confusion hidden in it almost made Osamu Dazai think he was voicing his heart out.

But soon, he realized that this sentence came from Sakaguchi Ango.

At this time, Ango Sakaguchi has been released from the charm, and his brain gradually wakes up.

His charm is different from other people's charm, it is in a semi-finished state.Therefore, unlike others, it was like a big dream, he could clearly remember every detail.

Including how he carefully prepares for dates, including how he confides his love to others.

And because of this semi-finished product, his charm has not been completely eliminated. Looking at the face of the girl in front of him, he can still feel the love sprouting in his chest.

But all kinds of violations that he forcibly forgot these days also surfaced in his mind at this time.

For example, why the girl is very familiar with him.For example, why did he fall in love with someone from the organization at first sight for no apparent reason...

And when these doubts heard Osamu Dazai pronounce the name of the other party, the string of reason in his mind was suddenly broken.

Ango Sakaguchi? ?

Wait, Kisaragi is... the Kisaragi he thought of, is there a second Kisaragi in their organization? ?

But Kisaragi is obviously a man.

... No, no, no, no, impossible! !

Holding his messy head for a moment, Ango Sakaguchi looked at the person in front of him in astonishment, and spit out a few fragmented words: "You, you, who are you?"

Kisaragi Ren's gaze was attracted by him, so she didn't notice Dazai Osamu quietly pulling away from him to relax his nerves.

He watched Ango Sakaguchi's expression with great interest, it seemed that the other party had finally guessed his identity.

"We've had so many drinks together at Lupin's bar, are you still asking this question?"

Kisaragi had a wanton smile on her face, just like how many times she had been used to, she tilted her head, put one hand on the back of her neck and pinched it; "Can you really not recognize who I am, Ango?"

"Uh..." This familiar expression, if it wasn't because the appearance was too unfamiliar, Ango Sakaguchi would be able to overlap the image of Kisaragi Ren with the person in front of him in his mind.

And it was Dazai Osamu's explanation that gave him the final blow: "For some reason, Kisaragi was cursed and turned into a girl. Although the news was blocked and no one was allowed to know, I didn't expect that Ango would not Recognize it, is it true that Kisaragi is just like a real girl, and she plays her role too well."

Staring blankly at the girl who kicked Osamu Dazai's ass without hesitation, Ango Sakaguchi was more and more shocked in his mind.

He thought about all the things he did to girls these days.

And make up these scenes into Kisaragi's original face.

Then--

"Pfft—" Ango Sakaguchi's expression suddenly turned green.

He leaned directly on the wall and retched unbearably.

Immediately, he wobbled and slammed his head into a stone pillar beside him, and began to slam into the wall frantically.

"I'm retarded, I'm retarded, I'm retarded..."

"Impossible, this is not true, this is not me, this is not me!!"

"I like women are women are women ah ah ah!!"

A string of terrifying words came out of his mouth, and the whole person seemed to have lost all vitality, exuding an aura of despair.

In the next second, he suddenly roared to the sky in despair, tears streaming down his face: "I've had enough of this kind of life, I'm going to commit suicide by jumping off a building, don't anyone stop me!!"

As he said that, he was about to rush to the windows on dozens of floors and jump out.

If it weren't for the assistant of Oda Sakuyuki who quickly grabbed him and stopped him from moving, Ango Sakaguchi would have become the first member of the organization to commit suicide because of black history!

"What the hell did you do to him?"

Osamu Dazai twitched the corners of his eyes when he saw him in a desperate state, expressing his incomprehension.

Although he had expected that Ango, who had always raised Kisaragi as his son, would have a violent shock when he knew the truth, but he really didn't expect to die.

What a strong resentment it is to drive people into this.

Kisaragi expressed that she was wronged: "Even if I followed his bottle of 82-year-old Lafite, it wouldn't be the case."

"Lafite?" Dazai Osamu remembered the bottle of wine that Ango Sakaguchi treasured and cherished, and couldn't help falling into silence.

This wave really lost my wife and broke my army.

Neither love nor wine was retained, no wonder Ango was so sad.

"You have to deal with the disaster you caused yourself." Osamu Dazai spread his hands lazily, as if it had nothing to do with him.

This obvious attitude of not wanting to use his brain made Ru Yuelian dissatisfied and cast a glance at him: "You think I can't do it?"

Osamu Dazai showed a provocative look: "I will wait and see."

Kisaragi looked at him deeply for a while, then confidently looked away.

Because at this moment Kisaragi is holding a peerless secret weapon in her hands, she just comforts a little Ango, not panicking at all.

He sorted out his mood, and took the initiative to walk in front of Ango Sakaguchi.

This kind of behavior made Osamu Dazai look on very curiously. He really wanted to know how Ren Kisaragi, who has always had no EQ, planned to appease the other party.

Under his sight, Kisaragi stood there expressionless.Then resolutely pulled the zipper of his coat down.

In an instant, Sakaguchi Ango's eyes widened suddenly.

Then there was a pop.

Nosebleeds sprayed eight hundred battles away.

Not to mention jumping off the building, the whole person fell to the ground and closed his eyes peacefully.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

The corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching a few times, and Osamu Dazai was speechless for a moment when faced with this "healing" method.

Ango, stand up, Ango!He just pulled down the zipper and you vomited blood and fell down, no matter how useless it is, it wouldn't be like this!

And Ru Yuelian, who was about to succeed, turned around and raised her chin towards him, and the large white skin on the waist and side exposed after being pulled open was naturally presented in front of him.

"Uh..." He squeezed his nose tightly.

Osamu Dazai's figure swayed undetectably.

……Oops!

Who can stand this! !