I became a peerless beauty, and all Yokohama was fascinated by me
Chapter 12 Black History
Reminder: [The latest three pieces of information have been unlocked]
[Article [-]: Unlock the nirvana [Smile of a Peerless Beauty], and the effectiveness of the charm will be doubled]
[Article [-]: Those who fail to fully witness the appearance will fall into a slightly enchanted state according to their spiritual power, and still be able to maintain themselves]
[Article [-]: When the charmer's mentality is unstable, there is a chance that he will be backlashed by the charmed person and fall into a slightly charmed state, which will be automatically released after a period of time]
When she saw the seventh piece of information, Kisaragi's entire face turned black.
He said why he fell into an abnormal state when he suddenly fell in love with Zhongyuan Zhong. It turned out that he was backlashed!
This is too scary!
Thinking of staring at her good brother gay for a long time, Kisaragi couldn't help but twitch in her stomach.
In fact, when the two woke up from the charm at the same time, the first thing they did was to rush to the toilet one after another and start vomiting.
Then they went back to each house without looking back, without saying a word.
After two full days, it still hurts my stomach to think about each other!
This incident also gave Kisaragi a warning in his heart. He always felt that the curse didn't matter, and even provided him with a lot of convenience.But when it hit him, he finally realized how terrible this curse is!
Absolutely can't go on like this anymore, it must be eliminated as soon as possible!
So Kisaragi called Dazai Osamu's cell phone for the first time since falling under the curse.
"Dazai."
As soon as he opened his mouth to say hello, a strange quiet sound came from the phone.
It wasn't until the person seemed to be far away from the phone to check something carefully that he finally chuckled: "It's really you, Kisaragi. This completely female voice, is the curse really real?"
Ren Kisaragi rolled her eyes secretly, Osamu Dazai had heard all the information from the leader, but he deliberately teased him: "When did you come back, three or four days have passed."
"I want to go back to watch the show as soon as possible, but unfortunately I have encountered a lot of trouble here." Osamu Dazai's voice sounded leisurely, with a bit of joking, "I can only wrong you to become a woman for a few more days .”
Love Kisaragi: "Why do I feel that you are gloating?"
Dazai Osamu smiled: "Hey, you can tell, it's really not easy. I think this state is very interesting, why don't you play for a few more days——"
"Uh..." Kisaragi Kisaragi's forehead burst into a vein, and among all the people in the organization, only Osamu Dazai had the potential to irritate him with a few words, "You're itchy again, aren't you, I warn you , although my physical skills are not very good, but I can beat you no matter what, be careful I will grab your head off and kick it as a ball."
"Oh, I'm so scared——" Osamu Dazai didn't panic at all, and even shook his legs, "You have to be clear, it's you begging me now, not me begging you. If you don't know how to beg, then Let me teach you, just say please, Dazai-sama, you are my god! I will return to the organization as soon as possible to save you, how about it?"
"Uh..." Kisaragi's eyes were already looking to kill someone.
Since he joined the organization, he has bullied Osamu Dazai a lot by virtue of his high status, but he himself has never been wronged like this.
Also called Dazai Osamu? ?I bother!
Originally, he wanted to hang up the phone without saying a word, and then go to Mori Ogai to sue Dazai to his heart's content.But suddenly, Kisaragi thought of a new way of revenge.
He bent his lips, and suddenly said: "Why don't you come here, how about I tell you in person. Isn't it better to say it in person than on the phone?"
"Oh?" Osamu Dazai is such a witty person, he quickly realized what he wanted to do, but he didn't care at all, and even laughed: "Kisaragi, you should know that your curse doesn't work on me, right? "
Not paying attention to the weird silence that fell into the other side again, Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, and hung up the phone: "Okay, then I will personally listen to your begging in front of you - I will go back now."
Putting the phone back into his pocket with a smile, Osamu Dazai looked at the familiar high-rise buildings in front of him, feeling very happy.
The spring wind blew the robe he was wearing, and the natural black curly hair slightly covered his eyes. He raised his forehead indifferently, and his eyes fell on the slowly walking figure, with a bright expression on his face. He said hello: "Sorry, I'm late, Oda Tsukuru, how is Ango?"
"Fortunately, the problem only arises when the woman is mentioned."
Oda Sakunosuke nodded slowly, and when he was notified that Osamu Dazai had arrived downstairs in the organization, he immediately set off to greet him.
Although Ango's state doesn't look bad, it's better to get Dazai back to his original state as soon as possible.
"I don't know the real identity of that woman, but it is said that she is a relative of the Central Plains cadres, so there should be no threat, and I have not been affected." He confided all the information he knew, wanting to help as much as possible .
However, Osamu Dazai smiled softly, and waved his hands casually: "That woman...don't worry about Odasaku, I know her identity, she really didn't mean it."
Oda Sakunosuke paused silently, because at this moment Dazai Osamu had a slight smile on his brows and eyes, and seemed to be in... a very good mood.
"You know him." Oda Sakunosuke grasped the information keenly.
"As expected of you." Osamu Dazai smiled even more happily, "Actually, you also know her, but because her appearance has changed a little, you can't recognize her anymore."
Under Oda Sakunosuke's increasingly confused eyes, Dazai Osamu explained: "Recently, a certain silver-haired stinky brat with a cold expression and unrelenting words was inexplicably cursed and changed his gender. Although he was told not to wander around and stay in the room, but How could he hold back with his disobedient character.
So he went to the lupine bar and met his former subordinates, but unfortunately the former subordinates didn't recognize him and fell in love with him, poof, just thinking about it makes me die laughing, you understand? Oda work? "
"Uh..." Oda Sakunosuke was silent for a long time, to deal with the huge amount of information, "So...she is actually Kisaragi's cadre?"
"Bingo." Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers.
Oda Sakunosuke was silent again: "..."
He thought of the scene where An Wu was so tired of dying for that woman that he even cried and played drunk, and for a moment he didn't know whether he should tell her the answer.
I'm afraid even the three views will collapse.
"Then... what should we do now?"
"Of course I want to take this opportunity to secretly record Ango's black history!" Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone and laughed, "This kind of interesting thing will never happen again in this life, it must be recorded. !"
It is impossible to describe the strange expression on Dazai Osamu's expression at this time, Oda Sakunosuke could only light a wax for Ango silently in his heart, and then came to the reference room with the other party.
At this time, Ango Sakaguchi was still processing piles of materials as usual, even if he saw the figures of the two, he nodded and said hello without any expression: "Dazai, you are back. Sorry, I am a little busy here, what can I do?" ?”
Just looking at his serious appearance now, who would have thought that he was being charmed.
Osamu Dazai watched his face with great interest, and then nimbly jumped onto the table and sat down: "It's nothing serious, I just heard that Ango, you have a crush on a woman, and I want to have a good chat with you."
As soon as these words were spoken, Ango Sakaguchi's hand in sorting out the materials suddenly stopped.
He raised his head, embarrassment and embarrassment appeared on his usually calm face: "Have you even heard of it? I'm really a little embarrassed..."
He blushed and touched his head, staring into the distance with a longing expression, his smile was sweet and joyful: "That's right, I fell in love with a woman at first sight."
This posture really aroused Osamu Dazai's interest, his whole body subconsciously leaned forward, and the smile on his face became more malicious.
With the mobile phone secretly prepared in his hand, Osamu Dazai coaxed, "Is that so? What do you think is the strength of that woman?"
"That's really endless for three days and three nights!" Sakaguchi Ango's whole body was shocked, and he stood up suddenly, "She looks very cute when she smiles, and the eyes she looks at me are like a smart deer who can talk, Her hair is more beautiful than the Milky Way, and her personality is softer than the moonlight. She is a wonderful woman I have never seen. As long as I see her, my heart will be completely occupied by her figure. For her , I can give up everything about me, if she is willing to agree to my marriage proposal, I want to formally marry her right now..."
Seeing his endless compliments, Osamu Dazai, who was originally just planning to listen to the show, became more and more rigid in the corners of his mouth, and the corners of his eyes twitched more and more.
In the end, it fell silent.
He couldn't help but give Sakunosuke Oda a look.
'Has he always been like this? '
What he got was the helpless nod of the other party.
'Um.Even scarier than that. '
Dazai shuddered suddenly.
Oh my god, it's so scary, Ango who is in such a state of blind love is really scary!
It seems that Kisaragi's curse is stronger than he imagined... Although it is impossible for anyone to fall for it.
Ango Sakaguchi is still praising that peerless beauty, but now he has changed from praising the appearance to praising the inner character...
Even though that character was far from Kisaragi Ren himself, it almost made Osamu Dazai almost vomit.
"Ango Ango." Unable to bear it any longer, Osamu Dazai quickly changed the subject, "Have you seen Kisaragi recently?"
"Kisaragi?" As soon as Kisaragi was mentioned, Ango Sakaguchi's expression sank instantly, and he clicked his tongue in disgust, "That little bastard messed up my files and never showed up again, causing me to I have nowhere to vent my anger, tsk, you have something to do with him?"
It was in stark contrast to the sweet appearance just now.
Osamu Dazai wanted to laugh, but tried his best to hold back: "I just want to ask you, if one day, Kisaragi confessed to you in front of you, would you accept it?"
"Huh??" Ango Sakaguchi froze for a moment. He looked at Osamu Dazai with a frightened expression of 'what are you talking about' and 'have you lost your nerve again'.
"It's just a hypothetical." Osamu Dazai asked with a smile, "Just imagine, what would you do?"
"Uh..." After a long silence, Ango Sakaguchi slapped and crumpled the documents in his hands, "I might push his dog's head into the water, so that he can 'really' wake up."
"Pfft." Osamu Dazai finally couldn't help laughing out loud, "Then what is the probability that you like him?"
Ango Sakaguchi: "Negative [-] million. Besides, I have someone I like now. You are insulting my feelings like this!"
"Sorry...sorry..."
Osamu Dazai's shoulders kept trembling, and he almost couldn't straighten up from laughing.
Oda Sakunosuke beside him looked at him helplessly, and lit the wax for Ango again in his heart.
"Sorry, let's go see the 'beautiful lady' now."
Osamu Dazai jumped down from the table, patted his clothes, and a sly light flashed in his light-colored eyes: "It just so happens that I also want to see what the person you praised looks like."
"Going to see her? Do you know where she is??"
Ango Sakaguchi looked full of surprise, and stood up abruptly: "Then what are we waiting for! Take me there now!"
"No problem." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.
He couldn't wait to watch a good show.
[Article [-]: Unlock the nirvana [Smile of a Peerless Beauty], and the effectiveness of the charm will be doubled]
[Article [-]: Those who fail to fully witness the appearance will fall into a slightly enchanted state according to their spiritual power, and still be able to maintain themselves]
[Article [-]: When the charmer's mentality is unstable, there is a chance that he will be backlashed by the charmed person and fall into a slightly charmed state, which will be automatically released after a period of time]
When she saw the seventh piece of information, Kisaragi's entire face turned black.
He said why he fell into an abnormal state when he suddenly fell in love with Zhongyuan Zhong. It turned out that he was backlashed!
This is too scary!
Thinking of staring at her good brother gay for a long time, Kisaragi couldn't help but twitch in her stomach.
In fact, when the two woke up from the charm at the same time, the first thing they did was to rush to the toilet one after another and start vomiting.
Then they went back to each house without looking back, without saying a word.
After two full days, it still hurts my stomach to think about each other!
This incident also gave Kisaragi a warning in his heart. He always felt that the curse didn't matter, and even provided him with a lot of convenience.But when it hit him, he finally realized how terrible this curse is!
Absolutely can't go on like this anymore, it must be eliminated as soon as possible!
So Kisaragi called Dazai Osamu's cell phone for the first time since falling under the curse.
"Dazai."
As soon as he opened his mouth to say hello, a strange quiet sound came from the phone.
It wasn't until the person seemed to be far away from the phone to check something carefully that he finally chuckled: "It's really you, Kisaragi. This completely female voice, is the curse really real?"
Ren Kisaragi rolled her eyes secretly, Osamu Dazai had heard all the information from the leader, but he deliberately teased him: "When did you come back, three or four days have passed."
"I want to go back to watch the show as soon as possible, but unfortunately I have encountered a lot of trouble here." Osamu Dazai's voice sounded leisurely, with a bit of joking, "I can only wrong you to become a woman for a few more days .”
Love Kisaragi: "Why do I feel that you are gloating?"
Dazai Osamu smiled: "Hey, you can tell, it's really not easy. I think this state is very interesting, why don't you play for a few more days——"
"Uh..." Kisaragi Kisaragi's forehead burst into a vein, and among all the people in the organization, only Osamu Dazai had the potential to irritate him with a few words, "You're itchy again, aren't you, I warn you , although my physical skills are not very good, but I can beat you no matter what, be careful I will grab your head off and kick it as a ball."
"Oh, I'm so scared——" Osamu Dazai didn't panic at all, and even shook his legs, "You have to be clear, it's you begging me now, not me begging you. If you don't know how to beg, then Let me teach you, just say please, Dazai-sama, you are my god! I will return to the organization as soon as possible to save you, how about it?"
"Uh..." Kisaragi's eyes were already looking to kill someone.
Since he joined the organization, he has bullied Osamu Dazai a lot by virtue of his high status, but he himself has never been wronged like this.
Also called Dazai Osamu? ?I bother!
Originally, he wanted to hang up the phone without saying a word, and then go to Mori Ogai to sue Dazai to his heart's content.But suddenly, Kisaragi thought of a new way of revenge.
He bent his lips, and suddenly said: "Why don't you come here, how about I tell you in person. Isn't it better to say it in person than on the phone?"
"Oh?" Osamu Dazai is such a witty person, he quickly realized what he wanted to do, but he didn't care at all, and even laughed: "Kisaragi, you should know that your curse doesn't work on me, right? "
Not paying attention to the weird silence that fell into the other side again, Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, and hung up the phone: "Okay, then I will personally listen to your begging in front of you - I will go back now."
Putting the phone back into his pocket with a smile, Osamu Dazai looked at the familiar high-rise buildings in front of him, feeling very happy.
The spring wind blew the robe he was wearing, and the natural black curly hair slightly covered his eyes. He raised his forehead indifferently, and his eyes fell on the slowly walking figure, with a bright expression on his face. He said hello: "Sorry, I'm late, Oda Tsukuru, how is Ango?"
"Fortunately, the problem only arises when the woman is mentioned."
Oda Sakunosuke nodded slowly, and when he was notified that Osamu Dazai had arrived downstairs in the organization, he immediately set off to greet him.
Although Ango's state doesn't look bad, it's better to get Dazai back to his original state as soon as possible.
"I don't know the real identity of that woman, but it is said that she is a relative of the Central Plains cadres, so there should be no threat, and I have not been affected." He confided all the information he knew, wanting to help as much as possible .
However, Osamu Dazai smiled softly, and waved his hands casually: "That woman...don't worry about Odasaku, I know her identity, she really didn't mean it."
Oda Sakunosuke paused silently, because at this moment Dazai Osamu had a slight smile on his brows and eyes, and seemed to be in... a very good mood.
"You know him." Oda Sakunosuke grasped the information keenly.
"As expected of you." Osamu Dazai smiled even more happily, "Actually, you also know her, but because her appearance has changed a little, you can't recognize her anymore."
Under Oda Sakunosuke's increasingly confused eyes, Dazai Osamu explained: "Recently, a certain silver-haired stinky brat with a cold expression and unrelenting words was inexplicably cursed and changed his gender. Although he was told not to wander around and stay in the room, but How could he hold back with his disobedient character.
So he went to the lupine bar and met his former subordinates, but unfortunately the former subordinates didn't recognize him and fell in love with him, poof, just thinking about it makes me die laughing, you understand? Oda work? "
"Uh..." Oda Sakunosuke was silent for a long time, to deal with the huge amount of information, "So...she is actually Kisaragi's cadre?"
"Bingo." Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers.
Oda Sakunosuke was silent again: "..."
He thought of the scene where An Wu was so tired of dying for that woman that he even cried and played drunk, and for a moment he didn't know whether he should tell her the answer.
I'm afraid even the three views will collapse.
"Then... what should we do now?"
"Of course I want to take this opportunity to secretly record Ango's black history!" Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone and laughed, "This kind of interesting thing will never happen again in this life, it must be recorded. !"
It is impossible to describe the strange expression on Dazai Osamu's expression at this time, Oda Sakunosuke could only light a wax for Ango silently in his heart, and then came to the reference room with the other party.
At this time, Ango Sakaguchi was still processing piles of materials as usual, even if he saw the figures of the two, he nodded and said hello without any expression: "Dazai, you are back. Sorry, I am a little busy here, what can I do?" ?”
Just looking at his serious appearance now, who would have thought that he was being charmed.
Osamu Dazai watched his face with great interest, and then nimbly jumped onto the table and sat down: "It's nothing serious, I just heard that Ango, you have a crush on a woman, and I want to have a good chat with you."
As soon as these words were spoken, Ango Sakaguchi's hand in sorting out the materials suddenly stopped.
He raised his head, embarrassment and embarrassment appeared on his usually calm face: "Have you even heard of it? I'm really a little embarrassed..."
He blushed and touched his head, staring into the distance with a longing expression, his smile was sweet and joyful: "That's right, I fell in love with a woman at first sight."
This posture really aroused Osamu Dazai's interest, his whole body subconsciously leaned forward, and the smile on his face became more malicious.
With the mobile phone secretly prepared in his hand, Osamu Dazai coaxed, "Is that so? What do you think is the strength of that woman?"
"That's really endless for three days and three nights!" Sakaguchi Ango's whole body was shocked, and he stood up suddenly, "She looks very cute when she smiles, and the eyes she looks at me are like a smart deer who can talk, Her hair is more beautiful than the Milky Way, and her personality is softer than the moonlight. She is a wonderful woman I have never seen. As long as I see her, my heart will be completely occupied by her figure. For her , I can give up everything about me, if she is willing to agree to my marriage proposal, I want to formally marry her right now..."
Seeing his endless compliments, Osamu Dazai, who was originally just planning to listen to the show, became more and more rigid in the corners of his mouth, and the corners of his eyes twitched more and more.
In the end, it fell silent.
He couldn't help but give Sakunosuke Oda a look.
'Has he always been like this? '
What he got was the helpless nod of the other party.
'Um.Even scarier than that. '
Dazai shuddered suddenly.
Oh my god, it's so scary, Ango who is in such a state of blind love is really scary!
It seems that Kisaragi's curse is stronger than he imagined... Although it is impossible for anyone to fall for it.
Ango Sakaguchi is still praising that peerless beauty, but now he has changed from praising the appearance to praising the inner character...
Even though that character was far from Kisaragi Ren himself, it almost made Osamu Dazai almost vomit.
"Ango Ango." Unable to bear it any longer, Osamu Dazai quickly changed the subject, "Have you seen Kisaragi recently?"
"Kisaragi?" As soon as Kisaragi was mentioned, Ango Sakaguchi's expression sank instantly, and he clicked his tongue in disgust, "That little bastard messed up my files and never showed up again, causing me to I have nowhere to vent my anger, tsk, you have something to do with him?"
It was in stark contrast to the sweet appearance just now.
Osamu Dazai wanted to laugh, but tried his best to hold back: "I just want to ask you, if one day, Kisaragi confessed to you in front of you, would you accept it?"
"Huh??" Ango Sakaguchi froze for a moment. He looked at Osamu Dazai with a frightened expression of 'what are you talking about' and 'have you lost your nerve again'.
"It's just a hypothetical." Osamu Dazai asked with a smile, "Just imagine, what would you do?"
"Uh..." After a long silence, Ango Sakaguchi slapped and crumpled the documents in his hands, "I might push his dog's head into the water, so that he can 'really' wake up."
"Pfft." Osamu Dazai finally couldn't help laughing out loud, "Then what is the probability that you like him?"
Ango Sakaguchi: "Negative [-] million. Besides, I have someone I like now. You are insulting my feelings like this!"
"Sorry...sorry..."
Osamu Dazai's shoulders kept trembling, and he almost couldn't straighten up from laughing.
Oda Sakunosuke beside him looked at him helplessly, and lit the wax for Ango again in his heart.
"Sorry, let's go see the 'beautiful lady' now."
Osamu Dazai jumped down from the table, patted his clothes, and a sly light flashed in his light-colored eyes: "It just so happens that I also want to see what the person you praised looks like."
"Going to see her? Do you know where she is??"
Ango Sakaguchi looked full of surprise, and stood up abruptly: "Then what are we waiting for! Take me there now!"
"No problem." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.
He couldn't wait to watch a good show.
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