The scumbag actor is back
Chapter 22 Mo Qian's Butt Pain
"Snapped!"
"Teacher Mo Qian!"
Everyone exclaimed.
Mo Qian, who was originally sitting on a chair, fell to the ground at this time, and the chair fell apart, and finally died under Mo Qian's tossing.
However, Mo Qian deserves to be Mo Qian. When such an embarrassing scene appeared in public, he still had a calm expression. Without waiting for others to help him, he had already climbed up very neatly, patted the ashes on his buttocks, and smiled to everyone no problem.
After that, he didn't sit down any more, but stood by and watched.
"You sit here." Shen Jia got up and quickly gave up his seat, "I'm sorry, it's all my fault."
"Why are you to blame? Did you secretly unscrew the chair?" Mo Qian didn't sit down, but was taken aback and looked at Shen Jia suspiciously.
"No no, no. I just thought, maybe I shouldn't have asked that question."
For some reason, Shen Jia inexplicably felt that Mo Qian's fall from the chair was inextricably related to her words.
Mo Qian smiled and waved his hands: "You underestimate Luo Jingxiu too much. His professional quality will not allow him to bring his personal feelings to work. In front of the camera, he is the protagonist Wang Linfeng. Luo Jingxiu's matter has nothing to do with him. What does Wang Linfeng have to do with it? What's more, Xiao Luo is really going to be in pain, it's not like this."
"Have you seen it?"
"Of course I have." Facing Shen Jia's gossiping gaze, Mo Qian responded with a calm smile, "Once we were playing Truth or Dare, he ate five lemons in one go, and that expression was truly human suffering. To this day, I still look back at the video from time to time to figure out how to control the facial expressions, and I have to say that it is very inspiring."
You are the legendary devil!
Shen Jia shouted in her heart, but she didn't have the courage to shout out.
In the end, she had no choice but to say dryly: "Mr. Mo is very optimistic about Mr. Luo."
"Of course, I've watched each of his plays many times. It's very good, it's really good." When Mo Qian talked about Luo Jingxiu, his face was full of undisguised pride and complacency.
"It's a pity that I haven't seen the two teachers perform on the same stage." Shen Jia said sincerely, "It will definitely be very exciting."
"Don't be a pity, we were in the same frame."
Shen Jia was a little surprised.
It's just that Mo Qian really has a bit of a bad taste. The more Shen Jia wanted to know, the more he smiled and kept silent, acting mysterious. Later, when he was pressed for questioning, he simply strolled to Houyi The lounge went to rest.
The set will not be affected by Mo Qian's departure or stay, at most it caused a little disturbance when he fell off the chair, and then everything went on as usual.
And when Mo Qian walked into Hou Yi's lounge, his straight back suddenly collapsed.He swears in a low voice, and limped to the couch with his hands on his buttocks.
"Fuck!" Mo Qian burst into tears.
The one he fell just now was really hard. At that time, his brain went blank, and the heart-piercing pain spread from the tailbone instantly to his whole body.If it wasn't in public, Mo Qian felt that his tears must have burst out in jets.
Fortunately, self-cultivation as an actor and instinct as a narcissist made him stop his physical impulse abruptly. God knows how much perseverance he used to act as if nothing had happened.Mo Qian believes that the peak moment of his acting career must have happened just now, which is better than the eleven trophies he won.
However, there were times when he was in more pain than this.
Mo Qian lay on the sofa, trying his best not to touch his own butt, then took out his phone and skillfully opened a video.
Hidden here is a good medicine that can relieve pain quickly.Even during the time when life is worse than death, as long as you take it out and take a look, you can instantly dispel all the haze.
The video is a bit shaking and the light is dim. From the background, it should be an entertainment place such as a ktv.A group of young people are laughing and joking. On the table is a deck of cards. They are playing truth or dare.
"Unfortunately, the loser this time is our classmate Xiao Luo." Mo Qian's voice said, he is also the photographer of the video, and the camera is aimed at Luo Jingxiu, "Don't be shy, this is your first time playing?"
"Hmm." Luo Jingxiu's fair skin glowed faintly under the colorful lights, and even in such a noisy environment, his whole body was as clean as a handful of fresh snow.
"Hey, then I won't let you go!" Mo Qian smiled triumphantly.
Someone in the background made a fuss saying that Mo Qian was shameless and bullying the newcomer, and asked Mo Qian to have a drink first.
Mo Qian laughed loudly: "Who says I only bully newcomers? Haven't you been bullied enough by me?"
Someone threw a pillow over here, the camera flicked, Mo Qian easily dodged, and said to Luo Jingxiu with a smile: "Ignore them, a group of defeated generals. Do you choose the truth or a big risk?"
Luo Jingxiu pursed his lips and looked at the camera, then at other people, a little smile appeared in his dark eyes: "I don't know."
"To be honest, I will ask you some shy questions." Mo Qian's voice was serious, "For example, Xiao Luo, who was your first sexual fantasy object?"
Luo Jingxiu's face turned red in an instant, his eyes flickered, and he rarely stuttered: "This, this?"
"Yes, this kind is only the most elementary. Advanced ones, such as what is the most sensitive part of your body, if you choose one person to spend the night with, who will you choose—"
Before Mo Qian finished speaking, someone shouted: "Someone is shameless! He is taking the lead in sexual harassment!"
Mo Qian hugged the pillow and swung it over, and then the camera was in chaos for a few seconds, only miserable wailing could be heard, and finally calmed down, and he didn't know if the man was killed by Mo Qian.
The camera refocused on Luo Jingxiu's face, and Luo Jingxiu's face was already red enough to make people feel sympathetic.
"Big Adventure." Luo Jingxiu said in a low voice but quickly, "I choose Big Adventure."
"I've been fooled!" Everyone booed and shouted happily, "Eat lemons! Eat lemons!"
Luo Jingxiu was startled, and then looked at Luo Jingxiu behind the camera, becoming a little dazed.
"Hey, Xiao Luo, we play games, and every time the first loser has to eat five lemons." Mo Qian's voice was somewhat apologetic, "Don't look at them shouting vigorously now, everyone has eaten , The five senses are all misaligned when eating, I still have a photo I took, and I will show you later."
Luo Jingxiu shook his head and said in a muffled voice, "Okay."
"Then close your eyes."
Luo Jingxiu closed his eyes as he said.
"Then, classmate Xiao Luo will accept the punishment of the big adventure. Dangdangdang—" Mo Qian dubbed with his mouth, "Open your mouth."
At this moment, the crowd's booing and clamor almost toppled the roof.Everyone is accusing Mo Qian of partiality.
Luo Jingxiu obediently closed his eyes, he couldn't see what was going on around him, but he didn't need to, because he was the first to know.
The tip of the tongue touches a trace of coolness, and the sweet smell spreads, slightly sour, but it brings out the sweetness of candy even more, and it penetrates into the heart from the tip of the tongue little by little.
Mo Qian gave him a lemon drop.
"The big adventure is over. I'm biased, what's wrong?" The last sentence of the video is Mo Qian's righteous shout.
And the last frame of the video was fixed on Luo Jingxiu's face.
At this time, Mo Qian's eyes were also fixed on the phone.Looking at Luo Jingxiu from four years ago, a soft smile like him appeared on his face unconsciously.
That smile contains all the beautiful stories in spring.The breeze blew across the earth, leaving emerald green ripples on the field.The delicate petals bloom shyly, and suddenly a pink haze blooms on the peach tree.
It was great back then.
Mo Qian was thinking, when he suddenly heard the sound of the door lock turning.
The author says:
Mo Qian's body suffered the heaviest blow in the whole text
"Teacher Mo Qian!"
Everyone exclaimed.
Mo Qian, who was originally sitting on a chair, fell to the ground at this time, and the chair fell apart, and finally died under Mo Qian's tossing.
However, Mo Qian deserves to be Mo Qian. When such an embarrassing scene appeared in public, he still had a calm expression. Without waiting for others to help him, he had already climbed up very neatly, patted the ashes on his buttocks, and smiled to everyone no problem.
After that, he didn't sit down any more, but stood by and watched.
"You sit here." Shen Jia got up and quickly gave up his seat, "I'm sorry, it's all my fault."
"Why are you to blame? Did you secretly unscrew the chair?" Mo Qian didn't sit down, but was taken aback and looked at Shen Jia suspiciously.
"No no, no. I just thought, maybe I shouldn't have asked that question."
For some reason, Shen Jia inexplicably felt that Mo Qian's fall from the chair was inextricably related to her words.
Mo Qian smiled and waved his hands: "You underestimate Luo Jingxiu too much. His professional quality will not allow him to bring his personal feelings to work. In front of the camera, he is the protagonist Wang Linfeng. Luo Jingxiu's matter has nothing to do with him. What does Wang Linfeng have to do with it? What's more, Xiao Luo is really going to be in pain, it's not like this."
"Have you seen it?"
"Of course I have." Facing Shen Jia's gossiping gaze, Mo Qian responded with a calm smile, "Once we were playing Truth or Dare, he ate five lemons in one go, and that expression was truly human suffering. To this day, I still look back at the video from time to time to figure out how to control the facial expressions, and I have to say that it is very inspiring."
You are the legendary devil!
Shen Jia shouted in her heart, but she didn't have the courage to shout out.
In the end, she had no choice but to say dryly: "Mr. Mo is very optimistic about Mr. Luo."
"Of course, I've watched each of his plays many times. It's very good, it's really good." When Mo Qian talked about Luo Jingxiu, his face was full of undisguised pride and complacency.
"It's a pity that I haven't seen the two teachers perform on the same stage." Shen Jia said sincerely, "It will definitely be very exciting."
"Don't be a pity, we were in the same frame."
Shen Jia was a little surprised.
It's just that Mo Qian really has a bit of a bad taste. The more Shen Jia wanted to know, the more he smiled and kept silent, acting mysterious. Later, when he was pressed for questioning, he simply strolled to Houyi The lounge went to rest.
The set will not be affected by Mo Qian's departure or stay, at most it caused a little disturbance when he fell off the chair, and then everything went on as usual.
And when Mo Qian walked into Hou Yi's lounge, his straight back suddenly collapsed.He swears in a low voice, and limped to the couch with his hands on his buttocks.
"Fuck!" Mo Qian burst into tears.
The one he fell just now was really hard. At that time, his brain went blank, and the heart-piercing pain spread from the tailbone instantly to his whole body.If it wasn't in public, Mo Qian felt that his tears must have burst out in jets.
Fortunately, self-cultivation as an actor and instinct as a narcissist made him stop his physical impulse abruptly. God knows how much perseverance he used to act as if nothing had happened.Mo Qian believes that the peak moment of his acting career must have happened just now, which is better than the eleven trophies he won.
However, there were times when he was in more pain than this.
Mo Qian lay on the sofa, trying his best not to touch his own butt, then took out his phone and skillfully opened a video.
Hidden here is a good medicine that can relieve pain quickly.Even during the time when life is worse than death, as long as you take it out and take a look, you can instantly dispel all the haze.
The video is a bit shaking and the light is dim. From the background, it should be an entertainment place such as a ktv.A group of young people are laughing and joking. On the table is a deck of cards. They are playing truth or dare.
"Unfortunately, the loser this time is our classmate Xiao Luo." Mo Qian's voice said, he is also the photographer of the video, and the camera is aimed at Luo Jingxiu, "Don't be shy, this is your first time playing?"
"Hmm." Luo Jingxiu's fair skin glowed faintly under the colorful lights, and even in such a noisy environment, his whole body was as clean as a handful of fresh snow.
"Hey, then I won't let you go!" Mo Qian smiled triumphantly.
Someone in the background made a fuss saying that Mo Qian was shameless and bullying the newcomer, and asked Mo Qian to have a drink first.
Mo Qian laughed loudly: "Who says I only bully newcomers? Haven't you been bullied enough by me?"
Someone threw a pillow over here, the camera flicked, Mo Qian easily dodged, and said to Luo Jingxiu with a smile: "Ignore them, a group of defeated generals. Do you choose the truth or a big risk?"
Luo Jingxiu pursed his lips and looked at the camera, then at other people, a little smile appeared in his dark eyes: "I don't know."
"To be honest, I will ask you some shy questions." Mo Qian's voice was serious, "For example, Xiao Luo, who was your first sexual fantasy object?"
Luo Jingxiu's face turned red in an instant, his eyes flickered, and he rarely stuttered: "This, this?"
"Yes, this kind is only the most elementary. Advanced ones, such as what is the most sensitive part of your body, if you choose one person to spend the night with, who will you choose—"
Before Mo Qian finished speaking, someone shouted: "Someone is shameless! He is taking the lead in sexual harassment!"
Mo Qian hugged the pillow and swung it over, and then the camera was in chaos for a few seconds, only miserable wailing could be heard, and finally calmed down, and he didn't know if the man was killed by Mo Qian.
The camera refocused on Luo Jingxiu's face, and Luo Jingxiu's face was already red enough to make people feel sympathetic.
"Big Adventure." Luo Jingxiu said in a low voice but quickly, "I choose Big Adventure."
"I've been fooled!" Everyone booed and shouted happily, "Eat lemons! Eat lemons!"
Luo Jingxiu was startled, and then looked at Luo Jingxiu behind the camera, becoming a little dazed.
"Hey, Xiao Luo, we play games, and every time the first loser has to eat five lemons." Mo Qian's voice was somewhat apologetic, "Don't look at them shouting vigorously now, everyone has eaten , The five senses are all misaligned when eating, I still have a photo I took, and I will show you later."
Luo Jingxiu shook his head and said in a muffled voice, "Okay."
"Then close your eyes."
Luo Jingxiu closed his eyes as he said.
"Then, classmate Xiao Luo will accept the punishment of the big adventure. Dangdangdang—" Mo Qian dubbed with his mouth, "Open your mouth."
At this moment, the crowd's booing and clamor almost toppled the roof.Everyone is accusing Mo Qian of partiality.
Luo Jingxiu obediently closed his eyes, he couldn't see what was going on around him, but he didn't need to, because he was the first to know.
The tip of the tongue touches a trace of coolness, and the sweet smell spreads, slightly sour, but it brings out the sweetness of candy even more, and it penetrates into the heart from the tip of the tongue little by little.
Mo Qian gave him a lemon drop.
"The big adventure is over. I'm biased, what's wrong?" The last sentence of the video is Mo Qian's righteous shout.
And the last frame of the video was fixed on Luo Jingxiu's face.
At this time, Mo Qian's eyes were also fixed on the phone.Looking at Luo Jingxiu from four years ago, a soft smile like him appeared on his face unconsciously.
That smile contains all the beautiful stories in spring.The breeze blew across the earth, leaving emerald green ripples on the field.The delicate petals bloom shyly, and suddenly a pink haze blooms on the peach tree.
It was great back then.
Mo Qian was thinking, when he suddenly heard the sound of the door lock turning.
The author says:
Mo Qian's body suffered the heaviest blow in the whole text
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