Everybody wants to be my leg pendant

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu my money..."

On this day, more than half of the households in Quang Binh City heard the high-pitched and mournful cries. The doors and windows that had been closed were opened one by one, and many bald monks and high-ranked Taoist priests held their curses and looked in the direction of the cries. .In South 23rd Lane, which is closer to the crying, the owner of the small shop next door to Shen Qingyan even came out of his house, knocked on the door, and handed over a handful of ghost talismans with good intentions.

"Hey, this blue sky and white day, I don't know where this grieving ghost is crying like this."

The shopkeeper held a handful of incense in his hand and lit the curling smoke. He took the cigarette and bowed three times in the direction of the crying sound, and stuck it in the soil at the door of the small shop: "It's also those demons." Xiu Zuoxie... I haven't seen such resentment for many years."

"You...are you saying...there are ghosts in this world?"

Ling Song, who turned into a human form, was holding a bunch of ghost-exorcism talisman beads, cinnabar, yellow paper and the like handed over by the shopkeeper. Hearing this, and then listening to the crying, he could hear endless sorrow and resentment. , suddenly shuddered, shaking off a few pieces of yellow paper, and the little face turned pale.

The shopkeeper looked at Na Xiang with his back, didn't notice Ling Song's expression, and said naturally, "Of course there are ghosts in this world! Don't even think about it. If there were no ghosts, how did those ghost cultivators, Buddhist cultivators, and Taoist cultivators come about?" Of—hey! How did you get rid of the talisman paper? If it is rustic, the effect of this Sunflower Water Concentrating Yin Talisman will not be so good.”

He bent down to pick up the talisman, shook the dirt on it distressedly, and was about to hand it to Ling Song, when he looked up but was taken aback.

"...Hey, where are people?"

Looking left, right, up and down, Mr. Shen's small shop was completely empty. The shopkeeper looked at it for a while, and his eyes slowly widened.

He found a huge cabbage floating above his head...

In Guangping City, there was a sudden scream.

……

"I'm sorry I'm sorry."

Shen Qingyan smiled apologetically towards the front.The kind shopkeeper sat slumped on the chair in front of Shen Qingyan, clutching his chest, his face pale.

A huge bag was knocked on Ling Song's head, he squatted in the corner with tears in his eyes, trembling under Bo Yunyi's stern gaze.Long Xiaoxiao and Hong Wenming were leaning side by side under the wall, leaning on the big rabbit as a sofa, watching the fun around a plate of peanuts and melon seeds.

"My child is a bit timid... If there is any trouble, he will show his original shape. Don't get me wrong, this is not aimed at you, really..."

"Hey... I also know that Mr. Shen is not easy for you... It's just me. I'm not in good health. Whenever I'm frightened, my chest hurts. I can't eat for days and nights because of the pain..."

The stove in the kitchen has been turned off, and the strong aroma of pork steak with black pepper sauce wafts from behind the kitchen.The tip of the shopkeeper's nose moved involuntarily in the strong fragrance, and then moved again, his Adam's apple trembled slightly, and his eyes became a little cloudy.

"Speaking of this meal...Mr. Shen, what did you cook today? It smells so delicious. "

He swallowed again, looking at the kitchen with a look of longing clearly in his eyes.

Shen Qingyan: ...

"Why don't I treat you to a meal today as an apology?"

he asked tentatively.

"It's a good feeling!"

The owner of the store immediately sat up from the chair with a "bao", his chest was no longer covered, his voice was no longer trembling, his pale face also changed, and his face was as red as a bell...

"Why do I feel like this is touching porcelain?"

While Shen Qingyan turned to go to the kitchen, Hong Wenming whispered to Long Xiaoxiao.

Long Xiaoxiao gnawed the melon seeds, looking like someone who came here: "There is no way, the parents are too soft-hearted... If it's my brother - if it's me, just beat the child up in front of others. Make sure everything is safe."

Seeing that Shen Qingyan was about to step out of the kitchen with a plate, Bo Yunyi turned around before he opened the door, poking four holes into the two of them with his gaze like a sword.

"What's going on here?"

Walking out of the kitchen with meaty and juicy steaks, Shen Qingyan noticed at a glance that the one person who was squatting on the ground had become three: Hong Wenming, Long Xiaoxiao and Ling Songtou were standing shoulder to shoulder with Ling Songtou, and their feet were still spread out. A "blanket" in the shape of a rabbit.

Bo Yunyi took the plate in his hand, and smiled lightly at him:

"It's nothing, they just suddenly realized that they have made many mistakes like Ling Siong, so they are expressing their repentance with actions."

"……yes?"

Shen Qingyan was a little puzzled, but didn't delve into it.Because at this time, Bo Yunyi walked past him with a plate, and casually mentioned to him: "Is it a bit boring to eat meat steak? I remember you brewed some fruit wine before..."

"you're right!"

Seeing the back of Shen Qingyan hurriedly going to the cellar to fetch fruit wine, the eyes of the three kneeling below were all green. They chased after Shen Qingyan's back with their eyes begging for help, but of course they didn't get any response.

"boom"!

The cellar door was closed.

Bo Yunyi put down the steak on the table with a smile, and the shopkeeper's eyes lit up, and he buried himself in the great cause of enjoying the food.

In this predicament where there is no way to go to heaven and no way to go to earth, Long Xiaoxiao looked at Bo Yunyi with unbelievable eyes, and said in a trembling voice: "You traitorous concubine who has ruined the country and the people!"

He pointed to his bruised eye socket.

"I worked hard for Xiaodian! I shed blood for Xiaodian! You can't do this! I want to see Your Majesty! I want to see Your Majesty!"

Hong Wenming, who was stealthily eating peanuts next to him, was frightened by his sudden stroke. Suddenly the peanut got stuck in his throat, and he coughed loudly while covering his throat.Ling Song knelt beside him with a perplexed face, forgetting to shed the two tears in his eyes, and just looked this way.

Long Xiaoxiao hugged the half-dead Hong Wenming who was coughing, and shouted angrily to the sky with full sorrow:

"Land! You don't distinguish between good and evil, what's the land! God! You mistakenly judge the virtuous and stupid! Your Majesty! Why did you mistakenly believe in that treacherous concubine——"

Hong Wenming suddenly coughed worse.

When the scene in the store was in chaos, Bo Yunyi, who was watching the show with a smile, suddenly became serious.He quickly rushed to the door, pointing his fingertips back without looking at them, Hong Wenming, who was coughing to death, sneezed, and stopped with his face flushed.

Long Xiaoxiao's mouth was closed, and he dragged Ling Song back to his knees calmly.

The small shop suddenly became quiet, only the next door shopkeeper was sitting at the table, devoting himself to eating bitterly.

Bo Yunyi stood in front of the store with a polite smirk on her face.He counted the timing and pulled the door back just right—the right hand of the city lord of Quang Binh City who had knocked on the door suddenly stopped in mid-air.The eyes of the two clashed back and forth in mid-air, and Dai Tianxingdao, who was following behind the city lord of Guangping City, subconsciously shrank his neck and shivered.

"I've heard rumors somewhere lately—"

Shen Qingyan took a few bottles of red wine that he picked out, and just pushed open the door of the wine cellar, when he heard the voice of the city lord of Guangping City from above: "——It is said that Shen Qingyan has formed an alliance with others, and made an alliance. lifelong--"

"You should know this is not a rumor."

Bao Yunyi sat opposite to the city lord of Guangping City, and he smiled sharply and arrogantly: "As long as there is an owner in this world, those who are interested should know that they should stay away from it."

"Crack!"

There was a crisp sound.Dai Tianxingdao in the corner of the seat shrank back quietly to the corner, and the three people kneeling by the corner immediately straightened their backs, kneeling straighter and straighter.

The lord of Guangping City raised his hand and pressed the table, his peach eyes rolled, and he smiled half-smile: "Bo Jianxian is really domineering, but it's a pity that I don't believe in evil."

Bo Yunyi also raised one hand to press the table, her straight eyebrows were as sharp as knives: "This world is like this, if you don't believe it, someone will make you believe it—"

"that……"

At this moment, a strange voice suddenly came from behind the two of them.The two looked up at the same time, and saw that the shopkeeper next door covered his mouth with a sleeve after eating, his eyes drifted, and he said embarrassedly: "...I don't know if you have noticed...it is that Mr. Shen... ...right behind you..."

"Shua!" "Shua!" two sounds, the sleeves flew up, and the two stopped their hands quickly.

The shopkeeper next door turned his head step by step with gossipy eyes, and drifted away reluctantly.Shen Qingyan coughed twice, and walked up from the wine cellar. While embarrassingly thinking about how to speak, he subconsciously put the selected fruit wine on the long table facing each other——

"Kerala—"

The long table, which was intact on the outside, was broken into two parts in an instant, one part fell on Bo Yunyi's lap, and the other part crushed the thigh of the city lord of Guangping City.

Shen Qingyan was holding the fruit wine that hadn't been put down completely, looking at the wreckage of the table dumbfounded.

"You are—"

"He did it!"

Before Shen Qingyan finished speaking, the lord of Guangping City immediately raised his hand in a very quick reaction, pointing directly at the tip of Bo Yunyi's nose, throwing the blame on the spot!

shameless!

Bo Yunyi stared fiercely at the lord of Guangping City.

Following the hand of the city lord of Guangping City, Shen Qingyan subconsciously turned her gaze to Bo Yunyi.

Bo Yunyi's face changed slightly in an instant, but in just an instant, he regained his composure.He lowered his head generously, stretched out his hand to hold Shen Qingyan's hand, and said apologetically and tenderly: "It was indeed my fault, sorry, I just couldn't help it... a little jealous."

The eyes of the city lord of Guangping City widened, and his gaze was firmly fixed on the hand holding Shen Qingyan.

Bo Yunyi's expression remained unchanged, but her fingertips lightly squeezed Shen Qingyan's hand, and even her voice became a little more gentle: "I did this wrong, wait until I... give it to you at night." How about apologizing?"

Shameless especially! ! !

The lord of Guangping City wanted to poke Bo Yunyi to pieces with his eyes!

"The bastard who gets the moon first!"

In the live broadcast room, Dai Tian Xingdao's account suddenly started cursing, and then crazily started giving gifts to Shen Qingyan.

"What are you afraid of!"

The local tyrant's golden ID flashed, and he swiped the screen with a tip, not to be outdone.

Amidst the barrage of "what's going on", "please understand", and "where is a rich generation popping up again", the deity of Tian Xingdao turned pale in the corner without any sense of presence.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

A cry of misery shook the whole field.Quang Binh City was shocked by the familiar screams, and the exorcism charms all over the city were sold out.