Everybody wants to be my leg pendant

There was a burst of applause in the live broadcast room because of the behavior of the local tyrant.

"It's awesome!"

"Social society."

"Big guy, big guy."

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid."

"...Oh my god, how can I answer after you have finished talking..."

"emmmmm...otherwise I will pick up 'Lord Tyrant?'"

"Wait! Stop playing! Didn't anyone notice? The local tyrant just ate a plate of char siu in an instant...?"

"↑Haven't local tyrants always eat like this? I personally said that I'm used to it【"

"Actually, the local tyrant, you lied before, you are definitely from the Taotie family! Otherwise, how did the Taotie manage to eat so much char siu in one go..."

There was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room, but the local tyrant just smiled slightly, and then regained his original aloofness, hanging silently as if nothing had happened in the first row of the audience list in Shen Qingyan's live broadcast room. The merit and fame are hidden in the special effects.

Looking at the empty plate in his hand, the city lord of Guangping City was completely lost.

"Is there a space crack? Isn't it right? Impossible? I obviously didn't feel anything abnormal..."

He subconsciously looked at Shen Qingyan, but he saw that Shen Qingyan was clearly standing eight feet away, holding the tray with barbecued pork in both hands.

He looked at Hong Wenming again, but Hong Wenming had already run out of the store early, and was discussing gossip with the shopkeepers next door...

This small shop is not big, and there are only three living people including himself inside and out.Two of these three people are not within the attack range, and the remaining one who is most suspected is the city lord himself... It is obviously impossible for him to steal his own food, right?So what's going on here? !

The city lord was puzzled for a while, and finally gave up thinking about it, turned to look at Shen Qingyan, and asked him very carefully:

"...There shouldn't be any thieves in your store, right?"

After hearing this question, Shen Qingyan said to the city lord expressionlessly: "A thief? There should be none besides you."

Lord of Guangping City: ...

...I shouldn't have asked this question myself!

He silently glanced at the empty plate, frowned and thought about it, finally reached out and took out another storage bag from his bosom, and solemnly handed it to Shen Qingyan.

"Please bring me another plate of the same... This time I will never let it be snatched away again!"

The city lord said with piercing eyes.

Shen Qingyan glanced at the storage bag, and found that it was full of spiritual herbs of various colors. He immediately turned around and went into the kitchen, and made another plate for him.

This time the city lord really took 12 points of care.The moment Shen Qingyan came out with the plate of barbecued pork in honey sauce, he immediately enveloped the surrounding area with his spiritual consciousness, and the spiritual power in his body was also ready to be released, ready to pounce on possible enemies at any time.

But his preparations were in vain.

Within the scope of the city lord's spiritual consciousness, everything around him seems to be calm, without any waves or undercurrents, like a calm blue sea, exactly the familiar appearance of Lane 23, South of Guangping City for so many years.

After confirming the situation, the city lord of Guangping City couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief. He thought that the thief should have accepted it as soon as he saw it, and this time there should be no more accidents.

Thinking this way, the city lord took over the new plate of char siew from Shen Qingyan's hand - so far, everything is still so calm.

It was too late, and it was so soon, the city lord never imagined that when he picked up the chopsticks that were set aside and was about to grab the char siew on the plate, there was no warning, no slightest precaution, and the tip of the chopsticks was about to explode. At the moment of encountering the char siew, the whole plate of honey sauce char siew disappeared out of thin air in this short moment! ! !

The Lord of Guangping City:! ! ! !

What the hell is going on with this meow? ? ?

He was dumbfounded again.

The system took the opportunity to give a close-up of the increasingly confused expression of the lord of Quang Binh City, and the audience in the live broadcast room began to post barrage to pretend to be his inner OS:

"Where is my char siew?? Where is my char siu?? I put it here, where is such a big plate of char siew?"

"Grievance.jpg"

"Where did you go for the char siu...why did you leave me standing there..."

Seeing these barrages, Shen Qingyan coughed a little embarrassedly: "Well...otherwise I'll let Hong Wenming deliver the food later, and I'll stay far away..."

"No, no need!"

The city lord of Guangping City suddenly woke up, and hurriedly said to Shen Qingyan: "It doesn't matter if you stand closer, I was just wondering why I didn't feel anything..."

No, you don't understand.

Shen Qingyan thought to himself, if I stand farther away, you might still have a chance, once I stand closer, you are within the (grazing) range of the direct (earth) broadcast (hao) room, in the With the unreasonable addition of super fans, there is no chance at all!

However, seeing that the city lord was very persistent, Shen Qingyan could only say helplessly in the end:

"Okay then, I'll make you another plate of the same dish...you must remember to hurry up this time."

As he said that, he went to the kitchen to fry another plate.Seeing Shen Qingyan bring out the char siew, the city lord was more careful this time than last time, he didn't even blink for fear of not being enough, he even used his spiritual power to tightly wrap around the plate of char siu, he was too cautious head.

But even though he has been so cautious, when the city lord of Guangping City took the char siu from Shen Qingyan and picked up the chopsticks to grab it, he still encountered exactly the same routine: the whole plate of char siu was also cooked in the blink of an eye. Gone! ! !

...The tragic facts prove that in front of this elusive thief, it is useless to force not to blink, it is useless to wrap char siew with spiritual power, and it is even more useless to cover the surroundings with spiritual consciousness.

However, apart from these, what other defensive measures can you take in the face of such an invisible thief?

Faced with this question, the city lord of Guangping City remained silent.

He squeezed the chopsticks and looked down at the empty plate. He pinched the chopsticks so hard that they made creaking noises.

"...I think I'd better let Hong Wenming come and deliver it."

The city lord hadn't eaten barbecued pork several times in a row, seeing his disheartened expression, no matter how angry Shen Qingyan was with him before, he couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic at this moment.

He looked at the city lord and thought for a while, and then he found an excuse that was totally useless: "That... I think we might have a bit of a disagreement, otherwise why would I disappear inexplicably every time I serve you char siew In the air... Why don't you try Hong Wenming, maybe the ending will be completely different if you change someone..."

"It's really not necessary."

After half a minute of silence, the city lord of Guangping City still insisted: "The thief steals and doesn't care who the person who delivers the things is. I still think that all this has nothing to do with you. If you don't mind, it's still troublesome." Bring me another plate."

"...You don't have to worry about it, I can really change people here."

"I didn't care either, but I really didn't need to change at all."

The two looked at each other for a while, and finally the young "tender grass" was defeated by the "old cow" who was n times his age.

"...Well, since you are still so persistent... I will give it away."

Shen Qingyan shook his head and said helplessly.

Probably because he cooked too much char siu that day, Shen Qingyan was already cooked to the brim, in order to speed up the process, he even bravely used magic fire to heat the char siew.After a while, another plate of char siu with a strong aroma was prepared by Shen Qingyan and brought out.

This time the city lord didn't use his consciousness or spiritual power, he just stood there and waited. If you observe carefully, you will find that his whole body is slightly tense under the cover of his clothes.

"Here, here it comes again, this time you must be careful—"

Shen Qingyan handed over the char siu, and before he could finish a word of instruction, the city lord of Guangping quickly stretched out his hand without hesitation.The free left hand went to serve the plate with lightning speed, while the right hand holding the chopsticks went from top to bottom at a speed beyond the speed of light, quickly reached into the plate and grabbed it, and immediately picked up three whole slices of char siu. !

As luck would have it, the local tyrant was a little slow this time.The rest of the char siew on the plate was swept away by the local tyrant in an instant, but the moment the local tyrant emptied the plate of char siu, the city lord had already stacked the three large slices of char siu and ate them all in one bite without hesitation!

The audience who saw this scene couldn't help but be dumbfounded!

Madoka: "...Damn it!"

San Su Su Bu Su: "...The City Lord is actually from a gluttonous background!! There are three whole slices of char siu!! It's so thick...he actually eats it in one bite!!!"

You must know that Shen Qingyan's char siew is very authentic, each slice is cut extremely thick, not to mention it tastes very satisfying, one slice is almost a big mouthful!

Master Amon: "I never expected that the city lord would eat three slices of such a thick char siu... Sure enough, he is of the same race as the local tyrant..."

Local tyrant: "...Wait, what is it called??? Don't get me wrong! I'm really not gluttonous!! I just have a high cultivation level..."

A Qiliu said: "You don't want to be a local tyrant. What does a high cultivation level have to do with eating a lot?"

Young Master Mi: "Reveal yourself, you humanoid glutton hidden in the crowd! In the name of the anchor, the seal is lifted!"

Local tyrant: "...Hey! Enough is enough!!"

And when the live broadcast room was full of chaos, the city lord of Guangping City just finished eating the char siew. He squinted his twinkling eyes with satisfaction, and smiled triumphantly in Shen Qingyan's direction.

Although he didn't speak, every strand of his hair was filled with triumph. Seeing this scene, everyone in the live broadcast room began to dub the city lord's heart in a tacit understanding:

Pikali: "Hahahaha! Tuhao, you can't think of it! I still managed to eat char siu!"

Jinse Huanian: "You local tyrant, grab it, grab it, and continue to grab it if you have the ability? Do you think I will let you succeed again? Design!"

San Su Su Bu Su: "From now on, please call me the man who defeated the local tyrant!"

Local tycoon:……

Angry.

At this moment, the city lord of Guangping City also said to Shen Qingyan: "Give me another piece of char siu, I ate it too fast, I can't taste the taste."

Shen Qingyan looked at his complacent expression, suddenly had a faint guess, and asked immediately:

"This time I asked Hong Wenming to deliver it to you?"

"it is good."

This time, the city lord did not refuse.

--really.

In fact, he didn't necessarily think that Shen Qingyan was completely innocent. The reason why he continued to send him off just now was just to paralyze the possible thief, so that he would not change his habit of taking action...

In other words, he was just trying to fool the local tyrant OTZ.

...Isn't it just a piece of char siu, you guys need such a battle of wits and courage?

Shen Qingyan thought helplessly, but called Hong Wenming resignedly, and walked into the kitchen again.

There is no need to repeat the process of making barbecued pork. In short, it didn't take long for Hong Wenming to bring out another beautiful honey sauce barbecued pork from the kitchen.

This time, because Shen Qingyan stood still in the kitchen, and the coverage of the live broadcast room was limited, as the city lord was far away from the kitchen, the local tyrants seemed to be out of reach.

Jinse Huanian: "hhhhh local tyrant, give up, this time it seems that the city lord has won."

Qingge: "You local tyrant, eating three times is enough. Wow, this is the end of today's battle, right?"

"No! I will not give up! This is a war that has already started, and it cannot be easily stopped in a short time!"

Facing everyone's proposals, the local tyrant said firmly.

Some viewers said helplessly:

"... I know your stance is firm, but no matter how firm your stance is, you must follow the Basic Law, right? The city lord is really outside the scope of the live broadcast room! Even if you are a tyrant, it is the same in this situation Is there really no way to get it done—what the hell?? Wait! What’s going on???”

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, an extremely cool special effect like starry sky bursting suddenly appeared in Shen Qingyan's live broadcast room, followed by a pleasant notification sound:

"A local tyrant who hides his name has activated the super VIP function for anchor Shen Qingyan! The live broadcast room of anchor Shen Qingyan has been promoted to a super VIP live broadcast room!"

"Anchor Shen Qingyan's live broadcast room has been successfully upgraded!"

"The coverage area of ​​the live broadcast room has been expanded!"

"The types of barrage in the live broadcast room have increased!"

"Open the advanced tipping item!"

"Enable the item gift function!"

There were still many improvements, but no one was listening anymore. It was as if someone had poured a pot of drug on the live broadcast room. Except for the local tyrants, everyone felt a little dizzy.

Yun Yan: "Fuck, what the hell is a super VIP live broadcast room?"

Half a day's leisure: "It's so special that it has such a function? Why don't I seem to have seen it before..."

Mu Qian: "... Raise your hand!! I've seen this function before! But I saw it in the live broadcast room of the platform test... This service seems to be super invincible and expensive. The Zhoutian platform only makes it for occasional facades. I never thought anyone would buy it…”

Looking for books to read all day long: "The local, the local tyrants bought it..."

Cradle: "How did the local tyrant buy it!!! I couldn't even find this kind of service—"

"It's normal, it's a service that most people can't find."

At this time, the system that had been hidden for a long time suddenly went online, and explained to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Super VIP live broadcast room is a purchase option for super VIP viewers, allowing them to upgrade and iterate their favorite live broadcast room, and even Customized functions... This is a targeted project, and currently there are no more than three people who are eligible to purchase it on the entire Zhoutian platform."

Qing Jiao: "...and now there is one in our anchor's studio?"

The system said weakly: "Yes..."

After a long silence, the barrage pool in the live broadcast room was filled to the brim in an instant:

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"I actually snatched the red envelope from the local tyrant! I actually hugged the thigh of the local tyrant! I also chased the same anchor as the local tyrant... What kind of fate is this! The local tyrant looks good at me, can you marry me [ ×"

"...Damn it, super VIP viewers, super VIP live broadcast room... I didn't even know these things existed before! #穷穷接着我们伟人的被称#..."

The live broadcast room fell into chaos, even Shen Qingyan was a little confused by the super VIP live broadcast room, but the local tyrant was not affected by the frenzied atmosphere at all——

"Fuck!"

In Shen Qingyan's small shop, the city lord's voice suddenly sounded: "What's going on! Why are you here again! You've been haunted ever since, right!!!!"

Everyone in the live broadcast room stopped talking, and Shen Qingyan took two steps to follow the voice, and found that the plate of char siew in front of the city lord had only an empty bottom...

Ten Years of Fengyue: "Oh my god... Isn't the live broadcast room far away? How did the local tyrants do it-wait! Damn! I remembered! The upgrade function of the super VIP live broadcast room..."

Ye Lingxue: "Yes, I also remember that in the function upgrade reported just now, there is an expansion of the coverage area of ​​the live broadcast room... Actually, what's the use of expansion! Normally, no one would think about this at all! I strongly I suspect that this is a custom function requested by local tyrants..."

Lu 11: "...the local tyrant is indeed worthy of being a local tyrant, and under such circumstances, he can still not forget his heart..."

hymn: "However, that's a super VIP! Don't tell me you bought it just for the function of expanding the scope of the live broadcast room..."

Local tyrant: "...Actually not, I also like the function that can directly give away items."

As he said that, he suddenly rewarded Shen Qingyan with a flower. Seeing that flower appear in Shen Qingyan's hands out of thin air, the local tyrant said to everyone with great satisfaction:

"Look! This function is very good! I actually wanted to do this a long time ago!"

Then he no longer cared about other people, and said to Shen Qingyan on his own:

"Anchor, look, how lovely this flower is. I thought it was very suitable for you when I first saw it, so I kept it at that time. Look, is it still exactly the same as the newly picked one?"

Everyone in the live broadcast room: ...

Spend a lot of money to buy a super VIP live broadcast room, just to send a flower to the anchor? ? ? ?

They really don't understand the world of the rich! ! !

Seeing that the local tyrant was in high spirits, without the slightest sign of regret, and didn't even think about giving more rewards, everyone couldn't help but choke.

Maybe having money is really the ability to be so capricious......

Amidst everyone's complicated moods, the city lord who had been forgotten by everyone suddenly walked over with a serious expression. Shen Qingyan heard his footsteps and subconsciously put away the little flower.

"can I help you?"

He raised his head and asked the city lord.The city lord stood in front of Shen Qingyan in silence for a moment, then said to him in a deep voice:

"Sorry to bother you today... Please make me another char siu."

Shen Qingyan: ...

"Still doing it?!"

He couldn't help asking back, and the city lord nodded firmly.

"I won't let it go!"

The lord of the city gritted his teeth and said, "Get up wherever you fell! I am confident that I can get back to this city directly!"

"...you just have to have faith."

Facing these two confused people, Shen Qingyan was already powerless to complain.

He silently turned around and walked back to the kitchen. After a short while, he made another piece of char siew, and while beckoning Hong Wenming to deliver it to the city lord, Shen Qingyan swore inwardly that in the next period of time, he would never I won't do any char siu!

... No, not only char siew, barbecue, desserts, but anything related to char siew, he will stay away from it!

If he continues to make this barbecued pork, Shen Qingyan will almost have the illusion that he is going to become a barbecued pork...

Shen Qingyan shook his head fiercely, and shook this terrible thought out of his mind.

"Hey, Hong Wenming is almost here!"

At the same time, everyone in the live broadcast room was watching the upcoming scene with fascination and excitement, and some people even openly gathered the crowd to gamble:

"Come, come, come, buy and leave! Buy and leave! Bet this time whether the city lord wins or the local tyrant wins! The local tyrant wins two and pays one, and the city lord wins three and pays five. Bet on at least one cucumber, come on Come to buy and leave, buy and leave—"

Amidst the shouts of pressing cucumbers and bitter melons all over the screen, Shen Qingyan took two steps outside, thinking about when the local tyrant would make a move (mouth?), when he suddenly saw the city lord take out something from his bosom and pointed it at himself He slapped his body quickly and lightly, and then he shuddered all over, turned to Hong Wenming, who was walking towards him with barbecued pork, and sneezed a huge sneeze heartily! ! !

"Fuck!!!"

Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned!

Shen Qingyan was shocked!

Hong Wenming was also stunned when he bumped into a sneeze head on!

The city lord coughed twice, rubbed his nose in embarrassment, took the tray from Hong Wenming's hand with a sluggish expression, and said in embarrassment:

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I have no choice but to make such a bad move..."

"I'll see if the thief who stole my barbecued pork still dares to come!!"

The city lord held the plate of char siew, almost gnashing his teeth authentically.

Local tycoon:……

(manual goodbye)

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