Everybody wants to be my leg pendant

The day when the live broadcast started... was actually no different from the daily rehearsal before the start, except that there were a few more lines on the system interface:

Live broadcast duration: 0h0min

Number of live viewers: 0

Cumulative rewards received: 0

Ongoing task: Obtain the attention of 100 fans and sign a contract with Zhoutian platform (50% completion)

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Shen Qingyan looked helplessly at these lines of small white characters in the upper right corner of her sight.

It's only natural that the new anchor is miserable. The system also warned him that it might be very cold at the beginning of the live broadcast...

But it's not so cold!All the numbers are actually duck eggs!

Oh, no, the "live broadcast duration" has been running.If it wasn't for the passing time, Shen Qingyan would even wonder if the system interface was suddenly stuck.

In fact, deep down in his heart, he hopes that the system interface is really stuck, otherwise this appearance is really too bleak...

Shen Qingyan sighed deeply, and forced himself to look away from the system interface, as if someone was really watching his live broadcast, smiled and said to the "audience" in his heart: "Welcome to the In my live broadcast room, I am the anchor Shen Qingyan."

As soon as this self-introduction was finished, a line of white translucent barrage flew before Shen Qingyan's eyes:

"Cheer up, anchor! The anchor is so handsome! Is the anchor the best!"

Someone is watching now?Shen Qingyan was overjoyed, and immediately looked in the column of "Live Stream Viewers", but was shocked to find that the current number of viewers was still 0.

...Since that is the case, there is obviously only one person who can send bullet chatter.

"System... Thank you for your barrage." Shen Qingyan said silently, "But please don't post any more, otherwise I will feel even more desolate."

The system was silent for a while, and then sent a sympathetic expression.

Shen Qingyan pretended not to see the emoji sent by the system, let out a long breath, calmed down and started preparing the dishes for today.

It is said to be a "dish", but in fact it should be called a dessert. Shen Qingyan deliberately moved the location of the live broadcast to outside the kitchen today, just to match the dish he made.

Although the Wuming Mountain where Shen Qingyan lives now is only a very inconspicuous part of the Canghua School's Qianli Mountain Gate, the surrounding scenery is still beautiful enough to be called.Not far from the thatched hut called the kitchen, there is a jasper-like pond. On one side of the pond grows an old tree obliquely. The tree is thick pink and light white.

The dessert I am going to make today uses the peach blossoms as the main ingredient.

The whole basket of peach blossoms has already been prepared, and the calyx stamens have been discarded for the finished flowers. Only the petals are washed and dried, wrapped in white gauze and finely twisted to squeeze out the juice, and the light powder Qingfen has filled a bowl .The snow-white glutinous rice flour and orange flour were mixed well and served in a large white porcelain bowl. After the peach blossom juice was slowly poured in, the originally clean white surface was dyed with deep and shallow pink.

The flake-like rock sugar is wrapped in gauze and slowly crushed, scattered into fine snowflakes exuding a sweet smell, pick up a little sweet smell with the tip of the spoon, and evenly sprinkle it on the eye-catching light powder, the essence of the peach blossom will rely on it The sweet smell of rock sugar is gradually revived.

Hold the moving color with your fingertips, and stir and knead the pink dough again and again. In the seductive atmosphere that gradually diffuses, the originally uneven dough changes shape a little bit, like a beauty dressing up, rouge Sweep lightly, and the formed dough will be like milk, with no unevenness or fineness in any place.

Gently pull it down a little, nimbly pinch it with five fingers, and the small dough will bloom into a peach blossom, and then use the tip of the wooden knife for a moment, and a few strands of stamens will grow on the peach blossom.

A green bamboo cage has been placed on the desk beside it, and after the gauze soaked in clear water is laid out, the peach blossoms bloom quickly on the gauze.

The fire in the kitchen was burning brightly, and as soon as the covered cage was put on, a little steam came out.Shen Qingyan bent down to take care of the stove, and after confirming that there were no omissions, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He stared at his live broadcast page and hesitated for a while, not sure whether he should open it: What if there is still no one in it after opening it? !When Shen Qingyan was cooking, she didn't even dare to look into the live broadcast room, because she was afraid of being hit by the too miserable reality and affecting her performance... But since the pastries are all done now, why don't you take a look at the live broadcast room? The situation seems to be unreasonable...

After hesitating for a long time like this, Shen Qingyan finally gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, and opened his live broadcast room page.Unexpectedly, as soon as the interface opened, Shen Qingyan was startled by the dense number of bullet screens.

Fuck!what's the situation?Obviously the studio was empty just now!

How to make a dish, the total number of bullet screens has reached hundreds...

These bullet screens are not sent by the audience to scold him, right?

Shen Qingyan couldn't help thinking anxiously.He took another look at the number of viewers, and found that there were only 23 people in the live broadcast room...With such a number, there were hundreds of bullet screens, what else could it be if it wasn't crazy diss...

Shen Qingyan thought desperately, and only opened the barrage list after doing some psychological training for herself.Originally, he was already prepared to be sprayed in a mess, but he didn't expect that after seeing the bullet screen, there were only a few dozens of messages sent by multiple viewers, and the content was nothing more than "licking the anchor's appearance", "the anchor's What are you doing?" and so on, only one audience member named "Taofa Hengchang" swept Liuhe with a total of 320 seven bullet screens, forcibly relying on himself to support most of the bullet screen world...

What did this guy do?How come there are so many barrages?

Out of curiosity, Shen Qingyan pulled out the record column of the historical barrage to the bottom, and began to check one by one.

The first few barrages were posted by other viewers.

Zhu: "Wow, look what I captured? A brand new anchor! The anchor lick lick lick~"

Zi Shuci: "As an upright Yangou, I decided to keep this live broadcast room as a collection..."

Calculating the time, it was probably not long after the live broadcast started, and he was wringing peach blossom juice wholeheartedly.During this period of time, not only were there very few bullet screens, but they were basically all of this kind of content, and the live broadcast room was full of peaceful atmosphere.When he started to grind rock sugar powder, "Tao Fa Heng Chang" suddenly appeared, and the barrage suddenly became lively.

This person also seemed to be a cultivator, so he was extremely displeased with Shen Qingyan who "does not seek to make progress", and the first barrage he sent seemed to be full of anger.

Doing the same thing as Hengchang: "Hmph! Not doing business properly!"

Taoism Hengchang: "What kind of mess is a good cultivator playing with! It's embarrassing!"

Daofa Hengchang: "Is the anchor really cultivating? Why can't I feel the slightest aura in you?"

Daofa Hengchang: "Actually, you were sent by another channel as an undercover agent to ruin the reputation of our monks!"

Daofa Hengchang: "I have already reported you to the platform! I didn't expect that you can't compete in other areas, and you actually resorted to such conspiracies and tricks, and you will be punished!"

This series of bullet screens made Shen Qingyan dumbfounded.To be reasonable, it's not that he doesn't want to live broadcast other things, isn't there no way to do it due to the conditions!Because it is too unfair to be reported!And the undercover sent by another channel... Will the undercover get as bad as him!

Shen Qingyan looked down indignantly, at this moment he found that not everyone had the same mentality as Dao Fa Heng Chang, and soon some people couldn't get used to it and came out to hate him.

Qing He said indifferently: "The anchor is obviously just a newcomer who has just practiced... What kind of conspiracy and tricks, don't be so serious about the paranoia upstairs, okay?"

Daofa Hengchang: "Keep talking! Persecution paranoia? I see you are only talking!"

Daofa Hengchang: "Word! Word! Your group of mouthfuls are mouth mouth and mouth !!!

Taoism Hengchang: "Talk about your mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth!!!"

Shen Qingyan was instantly dazzled by this pile of words.

The person who spoke was actually just complaining, but who would have expected that "Tao Fa Heng Chang" immediately jumped up like a trampled rabbit, sending out a lot of barrage .Shen Qingyan was able to find some intelligible information from those blocks of blocked words. However, those words were either nouns or particles. have any meaning.

After finally finding a few unblocked messages, these bullet screens have nothing to do with the previous quarrel.

Daofa Hengchang: "...What is the anchor doing?"

Daofa Hengchang: "With such skillful hands, wouldn't it complement each other to be a craftsman or a pharmacist? Why do such meaningless things..."

Qing Yun: "Upstairs, didn't you just say that the anchor was talking about talking and talking, and that he would be severely punished by the platform! Why didn't you stop scolding all of a sudden?"

A Yuan passing by: "I must have received feedback from the platform! What! Don't you allow the anchors of the cultivation world to have young people?!"

The viewers who were scared to silence by the mad dog-like aura of Dao Fa Hengchang came out one after another to beat the dogs in the water. Shen Qingyan counted the viewers who sent the barrage, and found that out of the only 23 people in the live broadcast room, there were a full 22 of them. Hit him, it can be seen how capable this person is of hatred.

Shen Qingyan was suddenly not curious about what was being said in those blocked bullet screens...

At this time, the system quietly leaned into Shen Qingyan's ear and said, "Anchor, I have the authority to unlock these blocked content, anchor, do you want to—"

"No." Shen Qingyan interrupted the system without hesitation, and he said with a firm face: "I want to be a good newcomer who broadcasts well and makes progress every day, and I will never use my authority to do some opportunistic things! Don't say that kind of suggestion in the future!"

The system was immediately overwhelmed by his very upright speech, fell silent with admiration on his face, and did not forget to post a big red flower on the interface for Shen Qingyan.

Shen Qingyan: ...Is this red flower an emoji?How can it be so ugly...

Shen Qingyan couldn't bear to look at the historical barrage that was set off by that big red flower so sharply.He shut down the interface with a slap, and just after opening the real-time barrage, he was unexpectedly covered in a screen full of colorful barrage.

Shen Qingyan, who had just watched the historical barrage, subconsciously thought it was "Taoism Hengchang" and was inexplicably torn up with whom. Unexpectedly, when he took a closer look, most of the barrages that flew past had these contents:

"What the anchor is doing smells so good, I can't bear it!!!"

"Why does it smell so good! Is the host broadcasting the alchemy stove? Look at this scent, at least it's the golden elixir of crossing the catastrophe..."

"Why am I suddenly hungry when I smell this fragrance... I have been fasting for many years! How could I still feel hungry..."

After seeing these bullet screens, Shen Qingyan felt very puzzled.

fragrance?Why can these viewers still smell the fragrance?Is the current live broadcast room so advanced?

But seeing more and more similar bullet screens, and even some outrageous guesses that this fragrance is refining the evil magic weapon, the enchanting peach blossom barrier, Shen Qingyan, who was very worried that he would be reported again, had to explain: "Everyone don't Just a wild guess, I was just steaming some pastries."

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words came out, the barrage in front of him suddenly became empty, and after a few seconds of silence, another barrage flew past screaming.

"The anchor's voice is so good!!!"

"Renmei has a beautiful voice!!! How can the anchor be so good? I'm going to pass out!!!"

Some people even rewarded him with some copper coins for this sentence...

It was only then that Shen Qingyan, who was in a daze, realized that at some point, the number of people in his live broadcast room had gradually reached more than 80, and was rapidly advancing towards three figures.

Facing the barrage of eyes full of spitting and rolling begging to open the cage, Shen Qingyan calculated the time in his mind, and said in a very gentle tone: "Don't be delusional, the peach blossom cake has just been steamed for less than a quarter of an hour, and you can't eat it at all. Just smell it first. If you are really greedy, just nibble your fingers, good boy."

Barrages: ...

How could he say such cold words in such a gentle tone! !

"Anchor, how can you be so cruel..."

"What's the use of biting your fingers! I've even taken out the nutritional supplements and ate several tubes! But the nutritional supplements have no taste! I'm still so hungry woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and.

"Bigudan is also tasteless... I'm so hungry too, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

What made Shen Qingyan feel creepy was that the sender of the last barrage had a familiar name on it: Daofa Hengchang...

Is this person shameless at all! !Advance, shield and retreat can be cute, he is completely invincible in the barrage world!

Shen Qingyan was frightened by this person's fickleness. In order to appease the other party, he thought for a while and said: "Although there is no way to open the cage now, there are still some peach blossoms left. I can gather some ingredients and cook some peach blossom porridge first... ..."

——Peach Blossom Porridge! ! !

Porridge should be cooked very quickly! !

The barrage suddenly burst into tears and danced in ecstasy.Shen Qingyan saw it with a smile, and was about to go out to get some leftover peach blossoms, but suddenly heard a very familiar laughter from the clouds above the house:

"Shen! Hey! What are you doing here today?"

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