Everybody wants to be my leg pendant

It has not been half a month since I saw him last time, but Hong Wenming's complexion has visibly haggard. The golden sword of the law enforcement disciple on his body is gone, and the color of his clothes has even changed to that of an outer disciple, which doesn't fit well. Being tightly stretched on that fat body made him look even more miserable.

He stared at Shen Qingyan with a complicated expression on his face.

"Is Senior Brother Shen working in this shop now?" Before Shen Qingyan could answer, he sighed again: "Why do you say you are doing this? It is clear that the Canghua Sect has a bright future waiting, but you don't care about it. I want to play a big game..."

"Just play and play, you still have to trick me before you leave!"

Hong Wenming almost cried: "How much hatred do I have with you??? Haven't you already reported your hatred on the spot?!"

His voice was a little loud, and the guests in the store quickened their soup drinking movements, and they didn't leave after finishing their own bowls of soup. They all held empty bowls and pretended to look at Hong. The direction of civilization was drifting, and Shen Qingyan even felt a few strands of divine consciousness covering her body...

He frowned, and said to Hong Wenming involuntarily, "Let me tell you something first." Then he turned to the guests and said, "You all have seen that the host's house has something to do, and it is temporarily closed today."

After finishing speaking, regardless of the protests from the full store, he forcibly checked out and closed the store, and then asked Hong Wenming calmly:

"The Canghua Sect sent you to find me?"

Hong Wenming smiled wryly, and said resentfully, "I really want to! Can you take a look at my clothes, the Canghua sect will entrust me, an outer disciple, to find you?"

He glanced at the empty bowls left behind by the customers in the shop, hesitated for a moment, and asked cautiously: "Speaking of which, what do you sell in this shop? Why does it smell so good..." He paused, then pouted again Said: "That... can you... give me a taste?"

Shen Qingyan: ...

"A bowl of three hundred spirit stones, no bargaining." Shen Qingyan said coldly.

Hong Wenming heard "Fuck" and shouted: "Senior Brother Shen, are you deliberately tricking me? What is so expensive, a bowl of three hundred spirit stones—"

"You can choose not to drink." Shen Qingyan glanced at him and said with disgust: "I didn't want to do your business anyway."

Hong Wenming: ...

He pondered for a while with a tangled expression, and finally couldn't resist the temptation of the rich aroma. He took out an old storage bag from his arms, dug it out and dug it out for a long time, and took out a small handful of spirit stones. , Stretched out his hand in extreme pain, and said, "Here you are!"

While talking, she turned her head away, unexpectedly she couldn't bear to watch Shen Qingyan take the money.

Shen Qingyan sneered, unceremoniously took all the spirit stones in his hand, counted them carefully, and finally said: "Not enough."

"Why not enough?! Isn't that three hundred spirit stones? You—"

Before Hong Wenming could finish speaking, Shen Qingyan interrupted him, and simply said, "Three yuan is missing."

"..." Hong Wenming froze for a moment, and said angrily, "You count all three spirit stones! You can't see that I was robbed by you. Can you spare me anyway?"

Shen Qingyan looked at him as if looking at some fool.

Hong Wenming's face turned red, and three seconds later, he said nonchalantly, "Just give it! It's just three spirit stones! I, I..."

He reached into the storage bag, but after digging around for a long time, he still couldn't get anything out.Shen Qingyan was wondering if he was procrastinating on purpose, when Hong Wenming gritted his teeth suddenly, turned the bag over with a bang, and dumped the contents all over the floor with a jingle.

Shen Qingyan glanced over and found that the ground was piled up with sundries such as medicinal herbs and furs, and there was no sign of Lingshi at all.

Hong Wenming squatted in the pile of sundries and searched carefully for a long time, finally found a spirit stone, and then searched for other spirit stones, but could not find them no matter what.

He never expected that Hong Wenming, who was as big as a money bag, would be reduced to such a situation. The audience who still remembered him in the live broadcast room were a little confused.

Yun Gui: "No way? Why did Hong Wenming suddenly become so miserable... I remember that this guy is obviously very rich..."

The deceased of Pindaodao: "Could it be that he was used to carrying all the money with him, so when the anchor robbed him, the whole army was wiped out?"

Mosquito: "...the way he is squatting on the ground looking for spirit stones now makes me feel desolate_(:з"∠)_"

Shen Qingyan couldn't stand it any longer.

He thought that Hong Wenming was always greedy for petty gain and gave less of the three spirit stones on purpose, but he didn't think that he would never be able to give more, so he immediately pulled Hong Wenming up from the ground, frowned and asked: "Why do you only have this little Lingshi left?"

Hong Wenming lowered his head and fell silent. After a long time, he said in a muffled voice, "After all, it's not my fault."

He wiped his face, crouched on the threshold dejectedly, forgot to take away all the belongings all over the floor, and threw the only remaining spirit stone aside. After a long time of silence, he slowly opened his mouth and said:

"I didn't come to Guangping City to find you... Who would have thought that you would stay in this place? This place is very close to the Canghua Sect. Several elders brought a group of people to other sects to ask questions. I searched for Nanhuang and Beimo but didn't come to Guangping City, and it was also dark under the lights, Guangping City is only a few hundred miles away from Canghua Sect..."

Hong Wenming paused, smiled wryly and said:

"I didn't come to Guangping City to find you. Brother Shen, don't think too much. I'm not a law enforcement disciple now. I didn't get any reward for arresting you. Now I don't even have a magic weapon for transportation. I came to Guangping City from thousands of miles away. Is it crazy to look for you? What's wrong with doing something with that time? Why do you want to do this kind of thing of finding a needle in a haystack?"

"The reason why I came to Quang Binh City is ridiculous...in fact, I was kicked out."

"It's not accurate to say that it's rushing. It's because I can't stay in the Canghua faction anymore. But in that situation, who can stay?"

Shen Qingyan has been listening to him in silence, until now he asked: "What's wrong?"

"What's the matter..." Hong Wenming shook his head and pulled his clothes: "Senior Brother Shen, what's wrong with me? What about my inner disciple's clothes? Where's my law enforcement disciple Jin Jian? Take a closer look Me, what do you think happened to me??"

He tossed his clothes, and said with a half-crying and half-smiling voice: "I'm fucking demoted to the outer door!"

Even though Shen Qingyan had already guessed, the moment he really heard what he said, he couldn't help being slightly shocked, and repeated: "You were demoted to the outer door?"

Someone got demoted again?Is this the only way the Canghua sect wants to punish their disciples? !

Shen Qingyan looked at Hong Wenming with an indescribably complicated mood, and asked him:

"Why were you demoted? Because of me?"

Hong Wenming smiled miserably: "Senior Brother Shen, I've said it all, don't think too highly of yourself."

"That's right. When the door order to relegate me was issued, the excuse used was indeed related to you. They said that the reason why you destroyed the mountain gate and defected was because I forced you to leave... Pooh! I forced you? What the hell can I do?" With this ability to force you, I became a law enforcement disciple 800 years ago! Do I need to save so many years of hard work to bribe that old thing?!"

Hong Wenming spat hard on the ground, and said angrily, "The reason why they relegated me is because I have taken up the position of a law enforcement disciple, and there is no fucking backer behind me!"

"I fucking knew that someone was going to mess with me, otherwise why would I have nothing to do to collect money everywhere... Isn't it because I have more money to impress that old dog, so that I can keep the dog skin of the law enforcement disciple? ? "

"It sounds like it's indeed my fault." Shen Qingyan said softly, Hong Wenming squatted on the threshold and waved his hands impatiently: "No, no, no, I didn't realize until later that this goddamn thing has been going on from the very beginning. It's not about money!"

"They came to mess with me just to please their master!"

"No matter how much money I give that old dog, he won't protect me in the end, because protecting me is tantamount to offending the masters behind those people! That kind of grass that everything and muddy wind blows both sides , how could you offend that person?"

"They're all a bunch of bastards... Fuck his grandma, this is the first time in my life that I realize that I'm not a bastard enough, not shameless enough. Compared with that group of people, how is my skill?"

Hong Wenming sighed and said, "I know what you were like, Senior Brother Shen. You were stripped of your body as a law enforcement disciple, and the next day someone came and made an excuse, and expelled me from the outer sect again. Then a large group of people flocked to fuck me..."

"I lost all my belongings, and it was useless to beg my grandpa to sue my grandma. In the end, I lost my face and used up all the favors I saved back then. Only then did I know the reason behind it..."

"It was once that I fell in love with my identity as a law enforcement disciple." He raised his head to look at Shen Qingyan, and said coldly: "The other is that the masters behind those people also disliked me."

"Because of me, I couldn't kill Senior Brother Shen on the spot!"

Shen Qingyan's eyes narrowed slightly, and he calmly said: "You alone can't kill me."

"Of course it's impossible for me to do it, but they don't know this. The elders didn't spread the news about you building the foundation again. The Canghua faction still thinks that you are ashamed to stay in the faction." You ran away after going down." Hong Wenming wiped his face again, and said in a muffled voice, "Anyway, I know what you were like back then..."

"The things they did when they came to mess with me, there is no bottom line... If I don't escape, maybe one day I will die silently. I came to seek immortality and ask for longevity. , to become stronger, not to lose my little life!"

Hong Wenming stretched out three fingers: "Three days, I walked for three full days before I came to Quang Binh City. When I came in, I had no other intentions at all, I just wanted to find a place to make a living..."

Shen Qingyan looked at his shoes and the corners of his clothes, they were indeed covered with brown soil, layer upon layer, some were completely dried out, some were still fresh, and some grass blades and grass seeds stuck to them, it was really embarrassing very.

It seemed that Hong Wenming had indeed been away for three days.

But Shen Qingyan still said: "You may have wanted to find a place to make a living, but now you have seen me."

"Even if you can't bring me back to the Canghua Sect, as long as you try to pass the news back, you can easily get back all the things you lost. Maybe the person who wanted to vent on you back then I am willing to accept you under his command as a reward for doing what he dreamed of..."

When Shen Qingyan said this, Hong Wenming let out a loud pooh.

"Pay me? Pooh! I've been fucking enough to be a dog, I'm going to be a man now!"

He raised his head to look at Shen Qingyan, and said coldly: "I know that Senior Brother Shen won't believe anything I say now, but I still want to say that although I did see you, I will never betray you to others. Especially the Canghua faction, they don't even want to hear a single word from Lao Tzu's mouth!"

"That damn sect is fucking rotten. This kind of sect can actually become the number one in Chuhua country. I think the cultivation world of Chuhua country is also fucking rotten... Anyway, I just came to Guangping City to find If you save some money, you can go to Dongyang, or Beishuo, and go to Yunfu Mountain Xuantianmen to be a sweeper, I think it is better than the inner disciples in the Canghua School!"

Hong Wenming was silent for a while, and persuaded Shen Qingyan in a low voice: "Senior Brother Shen, I understand that you are probably cold-hearted, so you will stay in Guangping City to find something to do... But I still want to advise you, don't waste your time. "

"The world of a cultivator is very big. As long as you cultivate to a high level, your lifespan will also be very long. You are still young, and your cultivation is only to build a foundation. It is better not to stay in this comfortable city of Guangping for a long time. You are different from me, my aptitude is mediocre, thank God if I can form an alchemy in the end, you...you are the material that can transcend calamity and transform into a god."

"Whether it's Yunfu Mountain, or Xuantianmen, Taixu School, Bailu Academy... I bet that none of the five great immortal sects will refuse to accept a disciple like you! The pride of their immortal sects is only ten You are only sixteen at the age of seven or eight, right? And you have repeated the foundation twice!"

"Why do you waste your talent in this kind of place? If I had Senior Brother Shen's qualifications like yours, I would recruit masters from all over the world without saying a word!"

Hong Wenming patted his chest: "If you want to accept a genius like me, Shen Qingyan, as a disciple, [-] spirit stones will start the auction, and I will charge [-] for the entrance ticket! There is no limit to the sects of casual cultivators, and the price of magic cultivators can be doubled." Times! If it is the female master of Hehuan Sect..."

He chuckled: "I can also offer a half-price discount!"

Shen Qingyan: ...

He gave Hong Wenming a hard look. Hong Wenming shrank his neck and looked left and right as if nothing had happened.

"Oh, Senior Brother Shen, your place of errand looks really rich."

Partly to change the subject, partly because he really meant it, Hong Wenming pointed to the two Pixiu at the door and shouted, "Is this a puppet beast? This is a legendary puppet beast, right? Damn, this store You are so rich that you use puppet beasts to guard the gate, Senior Brother Shen, your wages don’t even know how high it is!”

Shen Qingyan snorted coldly, turned around and went into the shop: "You can see that you are rich just by a puppet?"

"Of course, what is that puppet beast..." Hong Wenming sighed, stretched out his hand to touch but didn't dare, turned his head and saw that Shen Qingyan had entered the door, and quickly got up to follow him. Startled.

"Damn it! The fuck—the table—the chair—"

Hong Wenming was stunned. He stood there in shock, and suddenly reached out and slapped himself.

"Hiss...it hurts, am I dreaming?!"

Hong Wenming turned around in the store as if sleepwalking, muttering to himself while turning: "Aren't these tables and chairs magic weapons? Isn't this beam made of Kunlun wood? This... this carving, this Aren’t the dragon scales embedded in the fucking thing??”

He even tried to dig out the dragon scales embedded in the wall, but Shen Qingyan poked him hard with the eye knife before he stopped, but he still refused to give up and asked Shen Qingyan: "I said, Senior Brother Shen, your store When will someone be on duty?"

"Could you find a time to come over and pick off my dragon scale?"

Shen Qingyan raised his eyebrows and said, Hong Wenming smiled, folded his hands and said, "Then how can..."

"I can't, can't you just pick a dragon scale? I'm afraid that if I come back and take a look, there are only a few pillars left in my small shop!"

Shen Qingyan clicked his tongue lightly, went back to the kitchen and scooped up a bowl of warm soup, handed it to Hong Wenming and said, "Drink, these are three hundred spirit stones."

"Senior Brother Shen, you only charged me 290 yuan." Hong Wenming said happily as if he had taken advantage of the sky. He was about to reach out to pick up the soup when he suddenly froze for a moment and almost smashed the soup bowl in his hand. turn.

"Wait, wait! Brother Shen, what did you just say?!"

Hong Wenming looked at Shen Qingyan in a daze, and confirmed: "Did you just say——your small shop?"

"This shop... Could it be that you, Senior Brother Shen, opened it?!"

The author has something to say: Happy New Year everyone~~~ The system has secretly bought a buff for everyone, everyone will have a very good life in 2018 (*????｀)?!

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