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Keep up the good work and eat chicken next time!

Seeing the "Land into a Box" badge on the settlement interface, Lu Yu was silent for a second, then raised Xue'er's paw and put it on the phone.

"I didn't play this one, it was Xueer's."

Xue'er heard her name and looked up at him: "Meow?"

He bullied Xue'er that she couldn't speak, so he decisively threw the boxed pot to the kitten.

【Xue'er: You fart! (Breaking sound)】

[Kittens are not allowed to swear, they should say: Go away!You stupid human being! 】

【Xue'er: No!I don't take this blame! 】

Xu Song sneered, "If you die, throw the blame to the cat, you are a werewolf."

Lu Yu ignored their taunts, and even shamelessly changed the title of the live broadcast room to: The game is played by my cat.

Since Xueer appeared in the live broadcast room, her popularity has even surpassed that of Luyu. Luyu simply moved her chair back during the live broadcast so that the camera could always capture Xueer.

Today is Saturday, as soon as Luyu played the game, Xu Song ordered him to form a team.

And Shi Feng was still working overtime on Saturday, and they played several games at the moment, and Shi Feng finally had time to go online.

[Brother Feng is finally here!Front row group photo! 】

This is the first time the two teamed up to play a game after Luyu resumed live streaming.

Not to mention fans, even Luyu himself has a long-lost sense of nostalgia.

However, Lu Yu never expected that when Shi Feng entered the team and went to YY, the first thing he said was...

"Your cat played the game? Huh?" He laughed and said jokingly, "Why didn't I know that Cher could play games, you taught me?"

Luyu: "I'm not, I don't, it learned it by itself."

Xu Song: "...Have you considered the cat's feelings?"

Have you considered my feelings as a single dog? !

Keen CP fans sensed an unusual aura from the interaction between the two.

However, they can only hold back in their hearts.

If one day these two people make an official announcement, they will definitely!Be sure to break up the candy you are eating now and feed it to others!

Although Xueer is very obedient, there are more or less active factors in the nature of cats.

Not to mention cats, even humans cannot guarantee that a posture will remain motionless.

It is comfortable to lie on Luyu's lap, but after lying on it for a long time, Xueer will also jump up and move around by herself.

But it's not as naughty as other kittens. It either runs back to its nest to catch toys for a while, or jumps on the table to stretch its limbs.

And it won't stay in the living room for a long time. After playing for a while, it will come back to look for Luyu, and jump onto Luyu's legs to lie down on its own.

The movement it makes is generally very small and will not affect Luyu's game play.

...that's weird.

"Werewolf Island, what are you doing! Why are you beating him? Are you a pig? You're going to die!"

Xu Song, who has become a box master, sent out three consecutive sprays of soul when he was watching the battle against Luyu.

Shi Feng found that Lu Yu seemed to be distracted, and it was too late when he ran to save him, so he had to kill the enemy to avenge him.

Shi Feng thought that Lu Yu was thinking about his grandma again and lost his mind, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

Lu Yu coughed and said, "Xue'er pressed the computer keyboard just now."

Xue'er, who was licking her paw, tilted her head and looked at him: Meow?

Lu Yu couldn't hold back, stretched out his hand to pinch the pad of its little paw, and was patted by it with the other paw unhappily.

Because Xue'er was sitting on the table, the camera couldn't capture it, so she could only see Lu Yu's expression, and what movements she made with her hands sticking out of the camera.

Xu Song snorted, "You are playing games on your mobile phone, what does it have to do with the cat pressing the keyboard and being beaten to death while you are standing?"

Lu Yu took it for granted, "Yes, it's so cute, I couldn't help but look at it a few more times."

Xu Song: "...Are you serious?"

Luyu: "It's really cute!"

Xu Song: Who the hell asked you if cats are cute!

Shi Feng smiled and said, "It seems that you and Xue'er get along very well."

Lu Yu: "Brother Feng, I'm watching you. Anyway, I'm dead, so I just concentrate on petting cats."

[Hahaha I fucking laughed to death, this is the real reason! 】

【Shock!The reason why Werewolf Yu and Ren gave away their heads on purpose when they first shot was...to flirt with cats? 】

[Show us Cher!Otherwise, I will report that you deliberately gave away the head! 】

[It's so cute hahaha I don't think there is any flaw]

Lu Yu didn't tell a lie, he just lost his mind and was beaten to death because he saw Xue Er smashing the keyboard from the corner of his eye.

After Xue'er smashed the keyboard, she was startled by the sound of the keyboard, looked up to see that Lu Yu didn't seem to notice it, and licked her paw in peace.

But in fact, Luyu has been observing it from the corner of his eye, and he is almost infatuated by its cautious gaze.

When Xu Song's voice came from the earphones and he turned his attention back to the game, he realized that he had been killed by the gun.

It's so miserable, I can only touch the cat to comfort my hurt heart.

Shi Feng dragged the three together and successfully led them to eat chicken.

After the chicken eating interface popped up, Lu Yu put down the cat, and picked up the phone as if nothing happened before.

Xue'er rubbed against his arms, and Lu Yu shook her hands, almost losing control of her desire to continue stroking the cat.

He sighed, "If Xue'er can play games and I'm only responsible for petting cats, it would be perfect."

Xu Song said bluntly: "What are you talking about? Daydreaming."

Shi Feng: "You can tell yourself, I'll take you to eat chicken."

Luyu refused: "No more."

Xu Song sneered, "You hesitate."

Lu Yu: "Ten moves but refuse, I am such a principled person."

No matter what, it was just a joke after all to watch the game and play with cats after Lei Lei.

Not to mention whether the fans are happy or not, as a game anchor, Luyu can't do such passive sabotage.

But sometimes he can't help being attracted by Xue'er, which is out of his control.

In order to ensure his survival rate, Luyu can only change his style, from "don't be cowardly, just do it" to play by ear.

During the game, Luyu asked as if chatting, "Brother Feng, do you have any plans for May Day?"

Xu Song interrupted: "Why don't you ask me if I have any arrangements?"

Luyu: "Get lost."

"I have to work overtime on May [-]st, and I have to deal with some work and personal matters." Shi Feng said.

Xu Song interrupted again, "A personal matter? A date?"

Luyu: "Er Song, come here, I'll show you a treasure."

"what?"

Xu Song didn't want to go there at first, but thinking about Luyu's unstoppable temperament, he ran over anyway.

Bang!

Your teammate Werewolf Isle used a shard hand | mine to blow you up

Your teammate Werewolf Isle blew himself up with a shard hand | Ray

……

After the murder, Luyu looked calm, "Brother Feng, come and pull me, I accidentally blew myself up."

Xu Song: Careless?Believe me!

He scolded Luyu in his heart, and confessed flatly: "Father, I was wrong, let Brother Feng pull me!"

【Bullying us Songsong again】

【Hahaha it's too ruthless to die together】

Lu Yu chuckled, "It's his business whether Brother Feng pulls you or not, so what's the use of me saying that?"

"Bah!" Xu Song immediately asked Shi Feng for help, "Brother Feng pull me!"

While pulling Luyu, Shi Feng said: "Brother Yu bombed the person, I dare not pull without his consent."

Xu Song was indignant, "I can see clearly about you couple, let me die, and don't pull me."

Lu Yu: "Brother Feng, he wants to lie down, pull him up quickly."

Shi Feng: "Okay."

After this episode is over, I return to the topic just now.

Lu Yu asked: "So Brother Feng, don't you go out to play on May Day?"

Shi Feng: "Well, basically at work and at home."

Luyu: "Great!"

Shi Feng: "Huh?"

Luyu: "In this way, I can continue to hug your thigh and eat chicken on May Day!"

Shi Feng: ...

It's he who thinks too much.

Xu Song laughed at Luyu Zhu Gusheng's words in his heart, and after the conversation between the two of them ended, he said, "Xiaoyu, shall I go and visit you on May [-]st? You don't have many people on holiday there, so you don't need to look at the heads."

Lu Yu resolutely refused: "No, I want to go back with my brother on May [-]st."

Xu Song was puzzled: "Is there any conflict between this and me looking for you?"

Luyu: "Hehe, can you stay in my hometown for three days?"

In Luyu’s hometown, the wireless network has just been connected this year. There is no takeaway, no various snacks, and there are no entertainment items except mountains.

Xu Song thought for a while, "Forget it, I'd better go and play with Miss Sister."

Speaking of this, Luyu said to the audience in the live broadcast room by the way: "Because May 30st will go home, the live broadcast arrangement during May 1st needs to be adjusted. There will be no rest on next Monday, no live broadcast on the 4th and [-]st, and no live broadcast on the [-]th." rest."

【Hey, so I won't see Xue'er for two days in a row? 】

[Yes, but Xueer's photos on Weibo cannot be updated! 】

Lu Yu pouted, "So you only have cats in your eyes, and you don't have me?"

All fans: Yes!

After the live broadcast in the evening, Lu Yu took off his earphones, looked at Brother Lu who was still reading, and asked, "Are you going back on May [-]st?"

Brother Lu said without looking up, "I won't go back, I made an appointment with my classmates to go out to play."

Lu Yu nodded, "Okay, then take care of your home. You can bring your classmates back to play, but you can't make the house too messy, and don't play too crazy."

Little Deer: "Oh."

After he finished answering, he realized something was wrong, and raised his head suddenly: "You want to go back?"

Lu Yu: "If I don't go back, I'll go out for two days. If it goes well, it should be more than two days."

Little Brother Lu narrowed his eyes, "You probably won't...forget it."

He didn't continue, but Lu Yu laughed and said, "That's what you think."

Little Brother Lu looked at him for a while with a complicated expression, and then choked out a sentence: "Remember to wear a condom."

Luyu:? ? ?

He took out a piece of paper, wrapped it into a ball, and threw it at Little Lu's head, "What are you thinking about!"

After finishing speaking, his hands froze in mid-air, "Wait, you and Zou Chuyang, shouldn't you be gone?"

Brother Lu rolled his eyes, "We're not yet adults, what's going on in your mind?"

Who thought it first? !

Lu Yu feels that little brother Lu is becoming a bit lawless now, and it seems that he owes a lesson again.

But when he left, no one cared about Little Lu, wouldn't that make Little Lu more and more arrogant?

How about beating him again before leaving?

Lu Yu touched his chin, thinking about the feasibility of this matter.

Luyu will take Xue'er with her when she goes out this time, so she has to check the pet consignment procedures in advance.

What's more, how can we make the kitten suffer less in the process of consignment.

He originally wanted to drive by himself and put Xue'er in the car directly, but the distance was relatively long and it was not realistic, so he had to give up this idea.

You also have to buy tickets in advance and bring more clothes.

Luyu thought about it, and couldn't help but start looking forward to the arrival of May Day.

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