I have a date with math

In the end, the doctor insisted that I was looking for trouble and kicked me out.

I was at the entrance of the hospital, blowing wind and messy.

The hallucination trembled... "Oh, it's quite cold today, what are you doing standing there, why don't you go back soon after you're sick."

I said, "My illness is so serious that I have already begun to imagine that the doctor can see you."

Math: "...he can actually see me."

"It's too serious, it's all infected to the doctor..."

Mathematics gave me a blank look, and grabbed my collar and walked towards the station: "Go back, you didn't read the function today, you didn't do the math paper, and the countdown is 77, please, hurry up, okay?"

I muttered: "The emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch..."

Facing Mathematics' murderous eyes, I had no choice but to change my words: "I mean... I don't want to do my homework when I go back, so don't force me?"

Mathematics said angrily: "I don't believe it anymore, just wait, Longyu, one day I will make you love me more than King Glory. Let me let you know that mathematics is the most attractive thing. "

Your words...it's weird for a man to say it.

Ah, mathematics is jealous of the glory of the king?

I went back to lie on the bed and continued to play games, Xiao Xiao fell asleep on the bed, mathematics did not stop me from playing games uncharacteristically.

He said: "You play, have fun, have fun. When you finish playing, I will unload the king."

In fact, I uninstalled the game dozens of times in my second and third year of high school. Every time I intermittently wanted to work hard, I would uninstall the game, and I would download it again when I wanted to play it.

Staring at the phone for hours gave me a headache, so I took the initiative to uninstall the game—I also felt that the game was delaying me.

Mathematics was a little surprised by my "sudden enlightenment", took out the mathematics materials and said happily: "Come on, let's study."

"Like you, there is an English listening test tomorrow." I pulled the quilt back on me, "Let's talk about it tomorrow."

In this way, February 2 was another day without hard work.

Saturday, February 2019, 2, overcast.

The next day, the English listening test, I knew I had a cold this time after listening to the first five.

Mathematics mocked me and said, if you don’t work hard at ordinary times, you don’t hold your feet temporarily, and you still want to do well in the exam, you are the first.

When Xiao Xiao came back, she was surprised when she saw the math, and asked me if he was our new roommate.

I said, "...can you see him?"

Xiao Xiao: "Damn it, don't scare me, okay?"

Mathematics tried hard to explain to Xiao Xiao, saying that he is a mathematician or something... To my surprise, Xiao Xiao quickly accepted——

"Is physics your friend? Can you ask him to teach me physics?"

I almost couldn't contain my old blood: "Fuck, don't believe his nonsense so easily!!"

Mathematics: "No problem! Ask him to teach Longyu, too. Longyu's physics is worse than mathematics."

"Don't! I hate physics!"

I can learn mathematics anyway, but physics... please spare me!

——I don’t know when it appeared. On the stool in front of the desk, there was a suspicious boy with bangs covering his eyes, wearing black-rimmed glasses, and holding a few documents. He looked very dark and suspicious.

The boy pushed his glasses——

"Longyu, you say that, I'm very hurt."

"Oh, brother physics, don't come here unharmed!"

Mathematics greeted this suspicious boy very enthusiastically.

……forgive me……