I have a date with math

It turns out that chemistry really is the devil.

The first thing I did when I saw me was to slap yesterday's medicine on the table, "Come on~~ Longyu, take medicine to cure kidney deficiency, no sugar, trust sildena citrate Not a film."

"What the hell?" I had black lines on my face, this thing doesn't sound like a good thing.

Chemistry scratching my head, "1-[4-ethoxy-3-[5-(6-dihydro-7-methyl-1-oxo-7-propyl-3H-pyrazolo[1, 4d] pyrimidine)] benzenesulfonyl] -3-methylpiperazine citrate - I synthesized it myself, I don't know whether it is easy to use or not, well, after all, I am a subject, not a scientist. But the laboratory standard I They are well followed, it should belong to ojbk."

Mathematics grabbed the pill box and threatened with murderous eyes: "If you dare to let him eat it, I will kill you."

Chemistry shivered. Just as he was about to put away the medicine box, he stretched out his hand to take it, but Mathematics quickly avoided it.

"Confiscation!"

"Eh—? Do you want to use mathematics yourself? Say it earlier, remember to report back to me when you finish using it~"

"No, what kind of film is this? What are you doing?" I was at a loss.

"Sildenafil Citrate Tablets." Chemistry repeated it patiently—then he said with a smirk: "Viagra for short."

"..."

I strongly urge chemistry to be kicked out.

Really.

"Forget it, ignore him, he has brain twitches every day." Mathematics sorted out the exercise materials, and took out the book he asked me to do a few days ago, "Shall we learn functions today? Before learning functions, learn derivatives first. "

"Mathematics, who are you talking about having brain twitches? Believe it or not, I'll mix some arsenic trioxide into your meal next time?"

This time I know this, arsenic trioxide - commonly known as arsenic.

But my brain was short-circuited again: "...You guys, will you still eat?"

Sure enough, their world is not something that me, a mortal, can spy on... No, the subject will die if he eats arsenic? ? ?

With a wave of Mathematics' big hand, several books were neatly spread on the desk in front of me, and he said to me with a smile: "You read it by yourself first." After speaking, he grabbed the chemistry collar and dragged the dying chemistry out. .

"Hey?! What are you doing math!! Let me go!! Xiao Longyu, help me!"

Mathematics dragged chemistry out of the boys' dormitory. After a while, I heard a scream from outside.

When Mathematics came in, his hands were still stained with blood, and he calmly crossed my desk and walked to the balcony to turn on the tap to wash his hands.

When he came in, I shook my body and said in a fearful tone: "... Mathematics, so you are so bloody?"

"No, you misunderstood." Mathematics said in a calm tone, "I just stuffed the thing he synthesized into his mouth and forced him to swallow it. He had a lot of nosebleeds on the spot..."

I was shocked.

Such a big box? ?You ate him all?I can't help but worry a little about chemistry.

Later, I heard from Biology that the chemical spirit has been sluggish for a long time, and I may not be able to teach me to do the questions in the next two or three weeks.

Biology also said that mathematics asks about the efficacy of chemicals.

Chemistry gritted his teeth and said: Good, very good.

His eyes seemed to be on fire.

I couldn't help laughing at the time, and I told Xiao Xiao about it. Xiao Xiao didn't seem to be able to get my laugh, and expressed a little distress for chemistry.

I suddenly remembered something, and joked: "Why, last time you went to the hospital, it was really for impotence?"

Xiao Xiao: "Do you want to try?"

I trembled—

Then it was pulled by mathematics to do a function.