Cannon fodder first love dressed as a fake straight man

If the previous social deaths were just to let Su Qing immigrate to Mars.

This time...

Su Qing wished that she had never been to this world.

Is there anything more hopeless than talking nonsense to your boyfriend and being caught by your own mother, stepdad and brother? !

Su Qingshe was so dizzy that he didn't know how to face reality.

He turned his head slowly, and pinched Huo Chi hard in this suffocating embarrassment.

It's all Huo Chi's fault!

Why didn't he check to see if there was anyone inside before opening the door, why did he pull himself to say something like cheating|love, oh my god!How much did they hear just now T^T!

Su Qing wanted to die now!

It's too embarrassing!

Not only was he embarrassed, but Huo Chi was as thick-skinned as a city wall. It was the first time he formally met his mother-in-law as a boyfriend... He was also a little overwhelmed.

"Uh...that...it's all a misunderstanding, Auntie and we were just joking...haha er...just joking."

With empty eyes, Su Wanwan poked Lin Changsheng with his elbow, telling him to beat himself up to wake him up. Lin Changsheng picked up the bowl, and directly found an excuse to drag Lin Feng, who looked like a big deal, to avoid it.

"Quietly...you..."

This incident had a great impact on Su Wanwan.

She couldn't recover for a while.

Su Qing hurriedly pushed Huo Chi away, hiding several meters away from Huo Chi as if avoiding suspicion.

"Mom, that...I..."

Help!

Really embarrassing!

How to say?say what!

Huo Chi hurriedly smoothed things over so that Su Qing wouldn't evaporate right away, "Auntie, I'm with Su Qing, we're together, I'm his boyfriend, I took him to say those words just now, it's not true, we were joking That's all."

Hey……

Will the mother-in-law take a broom and drive herself out directly?

Huo Chi was depressed.

His good image was completely ruined.

"Uh...ah, that's it."

Su Wanwan was indeed shocked by what they said earlier. She never thought that her son would...um...that would be like that.

Haha...it's just a misunderstanding.

Well, it’s okay if you don’t really mess around...

After Su Wanwan experienced ups and downs mentally, it was not so hard to accept that Su Qing brought a boyfriend home.

Thinking about these two people, there seemed to be something wrong before.

Su Wanwan didn't want Su Qing to fall in love... just... Even the visual impact from this was too great.

Not everyone can directly accept seeing their son being pressed and kissed by another man.

Su Wanwan patted her chest and muttered, "Small scene, small scene, calm down..."

Originally, they planned to make cakes here to prepare a surprise for Su Qing, but the Lin family also asked the aunt at home to keep him and not allow him to leave, who knew that Su Qing never went back.

It's good now, they didn't surprise Su Qing, but Su Qing frightened them instead.

Fortunately, everyone is a decent person, and they got together to have a meal without embarrassment, and the atmosphere was much better after eating.

Huo Chi can chat about everything, and he is better at this kind of occasion. He took down Lin Changsheng and Lin Feng in a short while, and even Su Wanwan was quickly coaxed out of his temper by him, and he finally smiled and reluctantly accepted them. The fact of being together.

In order to avoid suspicion at night, Su Qing must follow them back to Lin's house. Huo Chi had only one day to spare, Su Qing thought about it, and under his constant instigation, Su Qing secretly climbed over the wall in the middle of the night.

Anyway, in this life, Su Qing felt that Huo Chi basically lost all the face he could lose.

Just over the wall...

It's nothing in comparison.

Huo Chi picked up Qing Qing, and hurried up to kiss him.

In order to restore his image in front of Su Wanwan all night, he deliberately kept a close distance from Su Qing, and he dared not have any direct contact.

Now there is no one!

"Don't."

Su Qing was hugged by his waist, and he barely covered Huo Chi's mouth with his hands, not allowing him to kiss indiscriminately.

"Put me down quickly, we are still outside, what if we are seen again!"

"It's okay, it's so dark that no one can see it, can you give me a kiss first?"

"No." Su Qing ruthlessly refused.

Hate.

Is Huo Chi a kissing maniac?I know kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss all day long.

"Okay then." Huo Chi kept the accounts, anyway, if you don't kiss now, you have to wait until you go to the hotel!

When I arrive at the hotel, I will make up for it, and I will be even more intimate!

The two of them went straight to the hotel where they stayed before, which was also owned by Huo Chi's family. They came here once before with great fanfare, and then Huo Chi didn't know how to tell them that a group of people were more attentive when they met Su Qing than their ancestors. He had to find someone to carry him away.

Su Qing was so scared that he usually walked around here.

Huo Chi adjusted the water temperature and asked Su Qing to take a bath first. He sat alone in the living room and looked honest. When Su finished cleaning, he took out his phone and saw the news and was shocked.

Xiaopang and the squad leader both sent him a lot of messages, even Yunhua had several.

Su Qing counted and opened it, and was immediately stunned.

What the hell?Why is everyone congratulating themselves?What's there to congratulate?

Su Qing put on his pajamas and went out to look for Huo Chi, Xing Shi asked, "Huo Chi! What are you doing?"

Huo Chi happily replied to Moments, but did nothing.

"What have I done?"

When Su Qing saw that he was holding the phone, his intuition came.

"What are you doing on your phone now?"

Huo Chi was very happy at first, and wanted to share it with Su Qing, but he didn't expect to be poured cold water on him first. Seeing Su Qing's sarcastic remarks, he couldn't be happy anymore.

"I just posted a circle of friends, and the official announced it."

Su Qing still felt wrong, and asked, "How did you post it?"

Huo Chi was about to get angry, so he simply let go of the phone screen and showed it to Su Qing, "It's just a photo of you, it's still from the back, I copied someone else's official announcement copy, it's gone, if you don't believe me, read it yourself, the comments below are all It's the one who congratulates us."

Su Qing took his phone——

【I also have a baby~[Picture.jpg]】

The comments below are:

[Lie|Trough!Brother Chi, speed!It's been a few months! 】

[I'll just say it!You two went abroad when you said you would go abroad, so that's how it is!Sister-in-law is awesome! 】

[Hey, it's not that I don't know you two, is Miss Su Da shy, why doesn't she show her face. 】

[Pay attention to your body, pay attention to your body, pay attention to your body! 】

【Brother Chi, you have to hold back. I watched TV shows and said that it was very unstable three months ago. You should pay attention at night, don't be too impulsive, bear with it...】

Su Qing: "..."

Su Qing wanted to throw Huo Chi away.

I'm sorry for such a boyfriend...

"You..." Su Qing held back, but couldn't hold back, "If you say that, others will think that I... think that I..."

Su Qing suffocated.

No, what happened to those people.

It's fine if Huo Chi is unreliable, why does everyone believe it?

I am a boy!How do boys get pregnant and give birth!

Ah!

Huo Chi asked sincerely, "What do you think?"

Su Qing was so pissed off by him that his neck turned red: "You say that, everyone thinks I'm pregnant!"

"what?"

Huo Chi was a little dazed, he didn't react when he heard Su Qing say that he was pregnant, he was very nervous: "Then sit down and rest!"

Su Qing: "..."

Su Qing was so angry that he wanted to hit him: "I'm not pregnant! I can't get pregnant! I'm a boy!"

"Oh yes, you are a boy..." Huo Chi turned the corner, "Then you are overthinking, everyone knows that you are a boy, how could you misunderstand that you are having a child."

"..."

?

Su Qing was so angry that he didn't want to speak.

"I don't care, you delete it and explain it to them!"

"Okay, okay," Huo Chi followed him in everything, and immediately sent a new one: [The last one has been deleted, just to reiterate, everyone remembers, my boyfriend can't have children. 】

Huo Chi's circle of friends has a lot of people, and as soon as they refresh, new replies will come out.

[Understand, understand, my little boyfriend has a thin skin! 】

[Understand, understand, little sister-in-law will not give birth!We all remember! 】

[Understood, understood, Mr. Huo ordered, I guarantee to circulate it to the whole company to read and recite it!You can ask your wife to do random checks at any time! 】

Su Qing: "..."

this world.

Destroy it.

Su Qing was about to cry.

"Delete this too!"

"Okay, okay." Huo Chi deleted the circle of friends casually, looked at Su Qing without blinking, and was tickled by his current appearance.

Su Qing had just taken a shower, his hair was half-dried, and his already fair skin was so thin that it was almost transparent after being steamed by hot water, as if the pink flesh could seep out of it.

"Don't be angry, I've deleted them all. I'll give you the phone. Delete it however you want." Huo Chi approached him, threw the phone and hugged Zhu Qing, anxious to death, "Let me kiss first, kiss!"

Su Qing was about to cry, but he was still thinking about kissing.

As soon as he mentioned kissing, Su Qing inevitably thought of the scene that Su Wanwan bumped into today.

When the two things overlapped, Su Qing became even angrier.

He angrily pushed Huo Chi away, stepped on the sofa with his bare feet, pointed at Huo Chi's forehead condescendingly and angrily: "You! You are not allowed to kiss me!"

Occupying the high position, Su Qing gained a little bit of confidence and felt that he had to solve the problem once and for all: "From today onwards, you need my consent to kiss me, and the number of times must be limited, you! You are not allowed to kiss me all the time!"

That doesn't work!

This touched Huo Chi's fundamental interests.

He can give in everything else, but not this one!

It's hard to meet once, what's wrong with kissing twice more!They haven't seen each other for so long, if they kiss three times a day on average, wouldn't it be a hundred times if they don't see each other for a month?

More than three times a day?

not much!

How about a hundred kisses in that month?

Not much at all!

"I don't agree!" Huo Chi pinched Su Qing's waist and easily moved him from the sofa to the floor, arguing: "If I do something, you will punish me! I will delete everything you want me to delete." , I even gave you your phone to delete it yourself! If you do this, you have to compensate me! At least ten kisses!"

Return ten times!

There are no doors!

"Who will you touch me!" Su Qing was shorter than him, and his quarreling voice was not as loud as his. He was so angry that he pressed Huo Chi's shoulder and ordered him to sit down, "Sit down, don't stand up."

"Hmph, if you don't stand, then don't stand," Huo Chi groaned furiously, "Do you think you'll be justified if you're taller? Even if you stand on the ceiling today, you won't be justified!"

Su Qing made him so angry that he pinched his waist and quarreled: "Obviously you didn't care!"

Huo Chi sat down and shouted louder than him: "You're ignoring me!"

Ahhh.

Su Qing couldn't quarrel with him again, and became even angrier, "Then you can only kiss me once a day from now on!"

"Hmph! Then count how many days we haven't seen each other! How much do you owe me!"

"You...you cheat..." How can you pay back the debt!It can't be counted like this!

This suite is fixed by Huo Chi. There are papers and pens. He pulls them out from the drawer, throws them to Su Qing, and squints at him: "You can do the math yourself, Su Xiaoqing, let me tell you, I still have to charge interest." !"

"You, you, you!" Su Qing was so pissed off by his unreasonable reasoning, he remembered it when he saw the paper, "You are not allowed to talk! Let's write."

Just write!

Huo Chi was flying like a phoenix, and his mind quickly gave the number of days of separation and the number of kisses during the day. After simple subtraction, the number was obtained, and the rounding interest was added.

Su Qing still owed Huo Chi eighty times!

Eighty!

Su Qing looked at the numbers in his notebook and almost fainted from anger.

[Not counting!If you don't arrive on the day, it will be void!Kissing is not allowed! 】

[Okay, then you pay me eighty times first, and we'll talk about it later! 】

Su Qing was so angry that he speeded up his writing, sweating from his forehead in a hurry: [It doesn't count!Eighty is not counted!Anyway, I said that if I don't let the kiss, I won't let the kiss! 】

Huo Chi's eyes seemed to be glued to him. Seeing that Su Qing was wearing baggy pajamas and was flushed all over, writing in a fit of anger, he felt that his two small earlobes were about to bleed.

It's been a long time since I saw him turn so pink all over.

So cute!

Huo Chi threw away the pen and paper, and rushed over, pinned Su Qing on the sofa with his hands and feet, and changed his tone: "Then I will kiss today's first, so quietly, don't write it first, let me kiss, after the kiss is over." Go on."

Su Qing was still angry and writing, so he threw him on the sofa and beat Huo Chi's chest with his fist in anger, "Get up quickly, it's time for us to quarrel!"

"Hey, give me a kiss first, and I'll argue with you after the kiss. I promise to let you go after the kiss, okay?"

Su Qing was completely trapped in his arms and couldn't move at all. She was angry and moved a little bit at Huo Chi for letting her promise.

Huo Chi kissed his warm face indiscriminately several times, and continued to increase: "After I finish kissing, I'll tell you how you can beat me, okay?"

Su Qing was very moved by this.

He hasn't won an argument yet.

"...Then you mean what you say," Su Qing was sullen and shy, "You can only kiss, hurry up..."

The author has something to say:

Huo Chi [强强强.jpg]: "I'll let you see the speed of male high school students right now!"