Cannon fodder first love dressed as a fake straight man

Su Qing returned to Class Nine, and saw the penalty notice for the bottom one in the experimental class that day.

The director was very angry. The whole school reported the criticism and made a major demerit. He went home to reflect for a month, and even called his parents to criticize him.

The penultimate one couldn't save face, so I transferred to another school.

And the head teacher of the experimental class was also fired because the school found out that he had illegally collected bribes from students, but it was many days later when Su Qing knew about it.

"How about this green one?"

Huo Chi was picking out a new bed curtain. He asked and vetoed it himself, "No, no, green is unlucky."

Su Qing doesn't understand some things about him on a daily basis.

For example, why is green unlucky?

"What about this pink one? Pink is warm and sweet, symbolizing our long-lasting friendship."

"..."

Su Qing: "As long as you are happy."

In fact, after using it for a long time, Su Qing didn't really care about the pattern, but Huo Chi insisted on getting a new one, thinking that the previous pole was too long and the curtain was too short, and it made his eyes hurt to look at him every day.

Huo Chi has done all the measurements this time to ensure that there will be no mistakes. He also chose the most convenient ceiling pulley, so that he can easily pull the curtain apart from the middle and sleep with Su Qing head to head~

Su Qing quickly worked out the calculation steps to solve the problem, and let Huo Chi fiddle around.

God knows a few minutes ago, he just nodded his head to show his support when Huo Chi said he wanted to change the bed curtains, and then Huo Chi automatically evolved into that they want to change the same style together (maybe it's a couple's style), and said that there is a kind of bed curtain on the Internet. Special one-piece pillows that make them more intimate when they sleep head-to-head.

It's going to kill me...

"I've chosen it, that's it, how about it!"

Su Qing didn't even lift his eyelids: "Okay."

"Ask what kind of courier to send, and choose the one near the dormitory building."

The school's rookie station is far away from the boys' dormitory building, and there are several couriers at the west gate, which is relatively convenient.

After Huo Chi selected the specifications, he happily went to the customer service, "There is Zhongtong Yuantong Shentong."

"do you have anything else?"

Fatty was eating melon seeds while chasing dramas, and interjected: "There are still concubines who want to report Concubine Xi for adultery~"

"..."

Huo Chi threw a book over to him: "Watch your TV series, shut up."

Xiaopang yelled and lowered his head to follow the show.

Huo Chi paid for SF Express at his own expense, put away his cell phone contentedly, and began to harass Su Qing: "Have you not written it yet, don't write it, just talk to me, school will be over soon."

Su Qing was not disturbed by him: "It's after class, not after school. After dinner, there will be evening self-study."

Huo Chi is sometimes super sticky, especially in the past two days. He didn't know which set of standards he used. After identifying that Su Qing was really friends with him and had a certain bottom line, he began to change in private. Becoming more and more like a clingy big dog.

The image of the cool school bully is gone forever.

Seeing him like this now, Su Qing can always think of the big golden retriever raised by his dance teacher before. That dog is very similar to Huo Chi now. lick yourself.

"Then you're not free tonight."

Su Qing's time at night is allotted to dancing, and he won't show up almost from after dinner until the dormitory building closes. It's usually very late after returning to the dormitory to wash up, and Huo Chi can't make trouble with him anymore.

I always feel that there is not much time to spend together in a day.

"..."

How can I be free?

Su Qing and Huo Chi had completely opposite ideas.

Since Huo Chi left his schedule, almost all the remaining time has been filled by Huo Chi, and he often finds something in the gaps between Su Qing's studies.

In short, in Su Qing's eyes, he felt that Huo Chi was Huo Chi from morning till night, and Huo Chi was everywhere.

"I've been thinking about a very serious matter for the past two days. You have to make room for me. I need to confirm with you before I can rest assured." Huo Chi lay on the table and hooked the corner of Su Qing's clothes, "I need At least an hour."

"..."

Where can Su Qing spare an hour for him.

"By the way, I bought you a bed curtain, remember to give me extra points."

"..."

Just like him, I still want to add points.

Su Qing picked up the small notebook and said with a straight face, "If you keep arguing, I will deduct points."

"do not!"

Huo Chi immediately stopped talking.

It's really annoying, Su Xiaoqing is good at everything, but loves to deduct points!He cares about everything and is stingy!At this speed, I don't know when I will be able to advance.

Hey, there is still a long way to go before becoming the best best friend...

Huo Chi took a pen and paper and re-listed his many deduction points, and began to reflect on himself.

"I've already thrown away that damn love letter. I have to tell you that I'm very serious and never accept other people's love letters!"

"You go out and inquire casually. Who doesn't know that I am cruel and ruthless? I treat you very well. You can't deduct so many points from me. Subtract two zeros from me."

"Just subtract two, okay? One is fine, we can discuss."

what.

When he mentioned it, Su Qing recalled the embarrassing scene when Huo Chi read the love letter back then.

Huo Chi probably thought that Su Qing was really not listening to him, so he muttered a random nickname every day: "Did you hear that? Little dumb goose, I'm clean."

What is the little dumb goose?

What is he yelling about?

Su Qing raised his hand and added two zeros to the paper in front of him.

"what are you doing?!"

Huo Chi looked at the two extra zeros that appeared out of thin air, and was about to be blown away.

"Who allowed you to write indiscriminately!" Huo Chi hurriedly crossed out the two zeros, blacking out while scratching: "This doesn't count!"

Su Qing was stern and selfless: "I say so."

Huo Chi brewed his emotions for a while, and was about to get angry, so he threw the pen on the table: "Why are you so stingy, what's the relationship between us, how could you just deduct two more zeros from me casually, you know that you are like this Does it bother me so much?"

"........."

Su Qing changed the red pen to correct the answer, "Well, then try to keep it cold for a while."

Tolerable or unbearable!

Thinking of him as a schoolgirl of the first generation, wherever he goes, he is not only inviting friends and companions to the stars, it is the first time he has a spring heart... Ah, no, he is a straight man, he is not sprouting.

It was the first time for him to see a person more pleasing to the eye, and he was willing to reluctantly become the best and best friend with the other person.

Who ever thought!People don't care about his sincerity at all, and they still spoil his efforts like this.

unacceptable!

How can you just add two zeros? It's too much!

"Unless you subtract four zeros to coax me, I'll be really angry." Huo Chi's sharp side face was tensed, and deep creases were formed between his brows, "I knew that licking a dog would not end well .”

Xiaopang raised his head from behind, and said in a deep voice, "No, brother Chi, you can have everything you want from licking dogs to the end."

"........."

Huo Chi wanted to strangle him to death, and warned sinisterly: "Can you stop eavesdropping on us."

Song Feiyue hurriedly covered his head and ran away.

Su Qing closed the cap of the pen with a "click", just in time for get out of class to end.

Huo Chi's body shook and he stopped making trouble.

Both of them sat in the classroom without moving, and when they were almost gone, Huo Chi sneakily took out a can of paper stars from the hole in the table.

Su Qing exchanged glances with him, and reluctantly followed him to the door of the dean's office.

"I'll show you here, you go in by yourself."

Huo Chi covered the jar of stars with his coat, with a cool and handsome expression on his face: "No, you come with me."

Then, taking advantage of no one, quickly added in a low voice: "I'm still angry."

Su Qing wanted to laugh when he saw how cautious he was going around.

He found that Huo Chi really cares about face, especially on the outside, he has a solid image, and he is determined to be a good-looking, rich second-generation school girl who is also a cool and cold school bully.

Anyway, at this point, the dean will go to the stadium to play badminton. They have checked in advance to confirm that no one is in the office.

Su Qing opened the door directly, urging him to hurry up.

Huo Chi was very cautious, so cautious that Su Qing suspected that he had watched too many spy movies...

There was no one in the office, and he didn't know what he was guarding against. Holding Su Qing with one hand and holding the star jar wrapped in his coat with the other, he moved horizontally to the desk at a slow speed like a snail, and then moved the star jar to the desk. As soon as the can was thrown away, he quickly dragged Su Qing out of the office in three or two steps.

As soon as he went out, Huo Chi turned back into Brother Gao Lengruo again.

Taking advantage of no one, Huo Chi snorted: "I tell you, I'm still angry, don't forget to delete four zeros tonight to coax me."

The hostel ignored him and went to dinner.

In the evening, Su Qing finished today's task ahead of time, and it happened to be time for self-study next night. He remembered that today Huo Chi solemnly told himself that he had something to ask, and he would not be relieved for at least an hour, so he simply packed up his things and returned early dormitory.

Huo Chi was alone in the dormitory. He was copying something with his computer on, and he was wearing headphones, very serious.

He didn't hear Su Qing enter the door. He wanted to approach him and call him, but he was the first to see what was on his computer screen!

[The roommate is intersex and thin-skinned, how can I take care of him without letting him know that I already know? 】

[What should intersex people eat more? 】

[My good friend is intersex, what should I do to give him positive and optimistic psychological counseling in daily life? 】

[Are cygnets divided into male and female? 】

[Intersex people are very pink, is it normal not to wear underwear?How can I tell if he's not lying to me when he says it doesn't hurt? 】

What's this?

Su Qing was shocked and dumbfounded.

He stretched out his hand to push Huo Chi, because his mind was so dazed that he lost control of his strength a little.

"Huo Chi..."

Huo Chi didn't expect that he would come back early today, so he jumped up and shut the computer screen in a hurry.

Trying to hide it: "I didn't search for anything just now!"

From the three words "intersex person", Su Qing fully understood why he couldn't explain it clearly to Huo Chi before.

No wonder he emphasizes that he is a boy, Huo Chi always follows him, and he still prepares some weird things afterwards.

It turned out that this was what Huo Chi had misunderstood all along! ! !

God!how is this possible!

Su Qing felt his face was burning up: "Huo Chi, I'm not..."

"I know, I know!" Huo Chi had just read a lot of knowledge, and he knew that intersex people don't like to mention these things, so he took the initiative to interrupt, and changed the subject thoughtfully: "Let me show you something good." thing!"

As he said, Huo Chi took out a palm-sized thin notebook and stuffed it in Suqing's hand as if by magic: "Look at it!"

Su Qing's head was still dizzy, holding his hands in a daze: "What is this?"

Huo Chi's eyes sparkled, as if asking for credit: "I wrote you a love letter!"

Su Qing threw it back to him with a "shua", and threw his hands behind his back as if touching some hot potato. He was dizzy from the series of situations tonight, and he almost doubted his life:

"Huo Chi, do you still remember that you are a straight man?!"

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Su Qing: "Come on, read to me, you are a straight man."

Huo Chi: "I'm a straight man!"

Huo Chi: "I'm a straight man!"

Huo Chi: "I'm straight!"

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Huo Chi: "I...I...what am I doing?"